More like this? Sad birthday pics 1/2

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Two over two
2/2

Please no. I can't stand these threads. Post gore, post child porn, but not these poor kids sitting alone at their own birthday parties.

>>38632171
Go away FBI.
I have an original comment I want to post

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>>38632122
>LoL
>Asking Alexandria
the ultimate pleb

>>38632122
Nice dubs.

This is why i never wanted birthday parties.
Way too awkward. Would've been especially awkward during my autistic years...

>>38632122
literally me today, sorry no pics

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>>38632242
where u from nibba

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>>38632254
just kidding guys here's one

>>38632261
Texas.
But the part with all the brown people

>>38632140
This is the best of all time. Nothing can really compare to this. The shitty low class house, uneven plaque on the wall, incredibly old furniture that was bought before he was born. His disgusting fat mess of a father sitting on the couch behind him. It's obvious why he is such a loser just from a glance at his father behind him.

The uncomfortable hand on the neck, the shitty supercuts hairstyle. The shitty "homemade" cake with sloppy frosting. The excessive candles, his mother clearly doesn't really understand her son's age.

This guy never had a chance in life. Why would his parents bring him into the world?

>>38632140
me IRL

I've had people say they're coming and nobody shows. I've been told the wrong address to a party so I show up at a confused person's house. I tried for years to have friends. I fucking hate my life

the most awful agonizing picture I have ever seen on this website is the guy whose birthday cake had a little topper of him sitting with a laptop because it's the only thing he does

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marcel something/ zachary from diiv

>>38632275
where in texas? i know 2 friends there

>>38632295
I can't say. But it's around the border

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>>38632292
GOD PLEASE GIVE ME SAUCE ON THIS

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>>38632324
warning: lethal

>>38632364
Man this shit makes me glad that my parents would just take me out to eat, give me money or a watch or something then watch a movie.

i can't find the pic with the old guy that made a bunch of cheeseburgers but almost no one came

>>38632462
dude please try your best

>>38632364
Holy fucking hell. How evil is his mom tho?
That cake isnt funny. its just evil.

>>38632462
Pawpaw and his burgers are very sad

>>38632462

yo i literally googled
"old guy that made a bunch of cheeseburgers but almost no one came" and i saw it sad papaw

>>38632279
He doesn't actually look that bad, tbqh, even if I'm only seeing half his face. He should get a different haircut though. That one makes him look like a girl.

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>>38632122
I remember there is one where the guy had those elephant candles that got to me for some reason. I'll just post this feels photo instead until someone post it.

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>>38632551
i was only looking in my folders to be honest

>>38632581
>posts it on the internet
I hate roasties, but hey, at least we got a pretty sad image.

>>38632581
So, he made twice the number of burgers needed? Why?

>>38632613
>not eating 2 burgs
nigga u gay?

>>38632613
thats a stupid question

>>38632599
thats too judgmental than socially acceptable

>>38632576
context? what the fuck

>>38632645
Like, the candles kinda look like winnie the pooh candles, with elephant tusk and ears and stuff.

>>38632274
I would hang out with this guy

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>no one posted the birthday boy

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>>38632700
and do what? Suck his dick, queer?

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It is a well known fact that red and black food dyes make frosting taste like this. This edgy cake just made his day worse.

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Is it better to be alone or to have Chris Chan by your side on your birthday?

>>38632760
You could probably feel better next to him but alone it's just you

>>38632760
>ywn spend your birthday w/ a qt ginger like anna
why live?

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>>38632726
Are you okay Anon?

Oh wait, no, look where we are. I'll rephrase. Want to talk about it, champ?

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>>38632760
Alone. Chris-Chan's smell alone will probably kill the mood. If I'm not mistaking isn't that one of the girls he tried fucking? I have prosopagnosia so they all seem the same to me.
>>38632659
>>38632576
I found it.

>>38632140
Damn I feel depressed just looking at this. But let's be honest, the real question is how the fuck did this get to the internet. What a heartless bitch whoever posted this on Facebook or god forbid twitter. I can only imagine what the original caption to this was. What a fucking bitch.

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>>38632806
Do you wanna suck my dick?
>>38632808
Yeah, of course he tried to fuck her. It's not just your prosopagnosia, he has a type despite being desperate.
I could have posted that one if you described it better. The candles don't look like elephants at all.

>>38632760
wHY IS CHRIS SO SMUG IN THIS IMAGE

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>>38632864
He knows the worst has yet to come.

At least these fuckers had a family member care enough to get a cake and celebrate it

>>38632901
birthdays are bullshit anyways, just human concepts for the weak, I don't celebrate mine either, don't have friends but I don't want friends either, fuck everybody and fuck the world!

>>38632743
That cake looks fucking tasty

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>>38632863
I think they look like elephants, the red lines being trunks and black ones being ears. Though, the 2 also looks like a dolphin to me.

>>38632122
>asking alexandria
shit taste, even by metalcore standards.

>>38632980
Their first album was dope. You don't have to agree with me but you're still wrong.

>>38632324
this picture makes me feel nervous for some reason

>>38632613
he wanted them to have 2 burgers each. good man

God this thread is more horrible than anything else. Birthdays are supposed to be happy things to spend with your friends, robots are cursed to dread them. It really signifies how shitty a life you have when you dread your own birthday.

>>38632140
he looks handsome to be original

>>38632581
That's just harsh. Don't these people have a shred of decency?

>>38632171
Honestly, whether you're kidding or not, I feel the same way. :(

>>38633141
Because you're imagining being the only person invited to his birthday that actually showed up, because you're a reluctantly courteous person and you don't even know him very well.

I am so fucking glad that no pictures of me besides school photos exist between the years of 10 and current day

>>38632581
I already saw this a hundred times, yet it still makes me kind of sad.
Poor papaw :(

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>>38632324
Man, it makes me feel really bad for the mother.
Imagine a middle class working woman, tired from work trying to work something out, checking the internet for cool and funny recipes for parties. Busting her ass to make all that food for the son she loves with all her heart.
At the end of the day she throws most of it in the trash because there weren't any people to eat what she made and her son just goes back to his room to play vidya, not even a thank you.

>>38632274
That dude is TWENTY? What the fuck?

>>38632581
Do none of y'all know that this guy had a huge barbecue and like a few hundred people showed up because of this image?

>>38632140
The fact that his fatass father is sitting on the couch watching tv or some shit and not there with his son as he celebrates his birthday is depressing.

>>38633195
Personally, I can't wait for the day where I can spend a birthday on my own without my normalfag parents and family taking over, forcing me to do the stupid cake-cutting meme.