ideal gf threeeeeeeeeeead?!?! ideal gf thread

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god damn it! why can't she be reeeeeeeal?

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Fuck yeah ive been waiting for this all day

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I juat want her lads. I wouldnt even mind if she were a girl(male)

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Do you think we could comission artist to make porn of our gf's? Its hard to imagine fucking a stick figure

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Ive got only a few more left

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Am I the only one posting in here

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>>38631490
it seems looks like you are robot

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>>38631271
Reporting in

>>38631380
This one is pretty good too

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ive got two left

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>>38631380
better hair version

>>38631438
this is my gf 100% holy shit
should i be worried about that?!?!?

>>38631581
protect her robot
know that you are a very lucky anon

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>>38631571
I wouldnt care if my gf had an ifunny watermark on her desu.

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>>38631469
I'm a porn artist from various different image sharing websites and I'd love to help for compensation, women/girls are my specialty.

>>38631568
that hair looks like it was made in 2 seconds
I like the hair on the other one more

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>>38631594
Like hell hes a robot. He has a low self esteem gf. A mother fucking girlfriend. FUCK

>>38631594
>tfw can't do much without her being clingy
>tfw she is complete opposite to me
>tfw been with her for 6 years
>tfw trapped

>>38631635
he could be an ex robot

>>38631581
You should be worried out of her mind. Used to have one like this, it was a schtick for attention and an excuse not to wave away her orbiters and let them get too touchy with her once in a while.

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>tfw no short curly dark hair gf
I will shill it on this board until I die, GOAT hairstyle

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>>38631651
What are you doing on my board you fucking normie

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>>38631271
a little too sad for me
>>38631380
cute but impure
>>38631438
looks like she needs a hug
>>38631449
cute
>>38631469
>ywn have a gf to explore each other's bodies with
>>38631479
>no shitposting today
dropped
>>38631490
feels bad
>>38631513
>no gf to motivate me to improve myself
>>38631533
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>>38631676
complimentary (You)s

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>tfw no gf to play arms with

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>>38631697
This is the most (you)s ive ever gotten

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how much do i have to pay for this one lads?

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>tfw there is no going back in time

>>38631768
this is insanely accurate. too bad even back in 03 I was staying inside my house all day and didn't get to fuck goth girls

>spend hours making one of these
>Can't post it because it's a real person who browses here and the version I showed them has half of the text hidden

>>38631710
stop hoarding gfs anon

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hot of the presses, my first ideal gf image.

>>38631799
Well now they're going to know it's you if they see this thread
Might as well post it

>>38631676
I am in full fucking agreement with you anon

Patrician-tier hairstyle/color.

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>>38631438
>>38631449
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>>38631513
Lmao imagine if these girls actually existed
Pic related

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Do theres threads make you guys feel better and give you hope? For some reason it does for me

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This one causes a shitton of pain
>>38632095
>>38631533
Does too
Will this feel go away?

ideal closeted homosexual bf
>I know I'm 6'4 so I promise not to act like Pico all the time because that'd just look ridiculous
>pfft no I don't want a harem of cucks to tell me I'm pretty, that's retarded. I'm 6'4
>yea I mean if I'm inside you while you play with my butt that'd be /just/ heterosexual enough for me.
>no I completely agree that cis white males are the best and I'm so happy to be among them. as one of them**** I'm straight.

yea I'm still too lazy to make memes but there you guys go
hmu~

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>>38631676
>>38632036
Fuck yeah nigguhs

>>38631799
>Can't post it because it's a real person who browses here
>has a autist of the opposite sex that really likes them
GO FOR IT
SHE/HE PROBABLY WANTS YOU TOO
GOGOGOGOGOGOGO

>>38632192
It's alright, although long hair looks better in my opininininion

>>38632205
is that you fate

I want a girl to sit at home with me and watch tv/movies all day while collecting neetbux.

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>>38632036
Hair color/style is irrelevant really. As long as they have bright eyes.

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Hmmz
This should be a good one...
Gonna work on making a new one after I post this.

>>38631271
What's ideal about that? She sounds like a pain in the ass.

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my OC ideal gf

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And here is what I honestly want.
Probably going to get laughed at.

>>38633064

Asians age atrociously
Don't date
Half hearted harpies.

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The reality would likely be really awful, but I'll keep my fantasy...

>>38633895
I wish a girl would care this much about me.
I wish a girl would care about me

>>38631768
Holy shit. It's me from the past. They're bringing back Invader Zim tho.

>>38632143
fellas, which briggs personality type would this one be?

>>38633895
This type of gal would suit me just fine if I could tame her and assuming she isn't the murderous type crazy.

>>38631533
>females on r9k
lmao

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No bully target gf to bully

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It's that time of the day then
I might go to sleep soon because I'm starting to hallucinate

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>>38635150
>tfw my ex was catholic
>tfw she had a big nose
>tfw I used to tease her about it abd she would get all flustered about it
>usually after teasing we'd kiss each other
Thanks for opening up that wound, anon.

>>38635425
Have you ever sucked her nose?

>>38633895
>I will never be stalked by a cute girl

>>38635449
Unfortunately not. But I would teasingly nudge her nose with mine whilst kissing. I feel like I'm at rock bottom.

>>38631676
this is some godly taste

>>38631271
> murder-suicide
i ain't killing myself because of some depressed whore op, gtfo with this shit

>>38631380
>>38631438
>>38631449
>>38631469
>>38632143
>>38633246
I'm honestly a mix of all of these lol

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I just want a slightly evil one

>>38631734
Very nice taste, anon. My only issue with finding a girl like this is that they don't seem to be loyal

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>>38636991
One slightly evil ideal gf comin' riiiight up.

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Okay I keep asking about this one every few days but I can't describe it well
There was a gf meme that seemed to be some hot topic mallgoth/scene girl who was also hyping up her boyfriend to perform a school shooting. The only line of text I remember is "D'you wanna get a slushie anon?"
Do any of you guys have this?

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Im not a robot so I usually lurk, here ya go.

>>38631449
This is my gf(male) right now and i love it.

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>>38631449
This is me and made the girl I was dating unsure about her feelings.

This thread is giving me feels, stop.

I think I'm going to the gym to cool off.

I can't handle the cortisol.

>>38631438
Me irl but with a penis

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>>38637263
That bagel line got me.

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no peado

>>38631601
Faggot, faggot and crippled faggot.

Not a girl but have i passed the test?

Why do you guys always idealize average/ugly girls with mental issues and glaring imperfections? They tend to be even worse than other girls and often use their lack of self esteem etc to attract orbiters and let them get too close at the expense of their partner.

You idealize these girls aren't pure. The "pure"est girls are usually the mentally stable conventionally attractive ones that are well liked among other girls and come from strict, but also competent upbringings (upper middle class, parents in higher levels of police/military/certain STEM fields).

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She is literally perfect right?

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Reminder that none of you will ever get a gf like the ones in these images. In fact, you will never get a gf of any kind because you do not deserve love.

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Choose wisely, there are pros and cons to each gf.

>>38638711
Secluded GF

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>>38638711
Savvy gf and nudge her towards being also tomboy gf

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>tfw I'll never have a spooky gf

>>38639081
I would be extremely uncomfortable with the board in the graveyard but exploring abandoned buildings sounds cool.

>>38638711
I want my Sec gf my friend.

>>38638711
sweet gf

>>38638711
Savvy is the patrician choice.

>>38638670
>tfw no giant hentai where the grill goes up the dudes urethra to make him feel good

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My ideal GF is composed of barley malt, water, hops, and yeast.

>>38638711
sleepy or sweet gf

>>38633246
Esoteric GF HGNNNN

>>38631601
Sigourney Weaver
ZUN
Stephen Hawking

>>38638711
Why is the scholar gf a nigger?

>>38638651
Can someone explain this for me? Nobody replied

Also
>>38638711
>anyone not choosing sweet gf

>>38631469
Pentecostal GF

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Behold. I keep adding stuff to her because I keep seeing new things I like.
>I'll never find her
>I'll never settle for anything less
End me

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>>38638651
>>38640973
>any girls
>pure

Robots just idealize what they think they can manage, to feel better about their lot in life and give hope that one day they may achieve something.
Sure, you COULD idealize the high status good looking Stacey, but you'll never date her and you don't even have anything in common with her if you did.

I prefer the meme ones though

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Mai sheepu do not steal.

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>>38641142
You had me at yandere.

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>>38635417
WHYYYY DID YOU MAKE THIS ANOOOOON
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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It was actually kind of upsetting to make this ngl