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Apollo Foxmask

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This kid goes to my school. He is severly autistic and claims to be a member of a group on 4chan called "furries against liberals". He is constantly running through the halls shouting things like "REEEEEE" and "FUCKING NORMALFAGS". During his romps throughout the halls his autistic screeching is accompanied by the sound of his hands hitting his own body as he vigorously slaps himself on the thighs, chest and cheeks.
During lunch he makes constant rounds of the cafeteria asking anyone and everyone for some of their food; the reply is always no.
He also runs a youtube channel on which he posts various videos critiquing the media and political figures. I present to you: Apollo Foxmask https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGD62fowmZ1vBqOXG5JaiJQ
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>>38630837
Holy shit OP. This is Chris-chan tier
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>>38630977
He's basically chris chan. He has these god awful furry OC's that he draws for an overlooking story he plans to make. If this gets enough intrest, I'll describe the "plot."
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>>38630837
Mmm... What shall we do then OP? Shall we flood the channel, or will we merely observe the creature?
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>>38631178
Well hopefully you'll type like someone who isn't a pseudo-intellectual autist before we do anything.
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>>38631258
Oh, I'm just replacing words with other thingies so I'm less likely to be muted for being an unoriginal disappointment.
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>>38631291
I think you might want to work on being a disappointment in general before getting into specific branches.
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>>38631299
I'm part of what you would call 'SDF' Specialised Disappointment Force. As to why I'm so unoriginal you see.
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>>38631323
I'm pretty sure I'd call it the "please never fucking post again, holy shit" club.
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He sounds like a fucking hero, kys OP
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>>38630977
>>38631178
here we go boys.

His drawings, like chris, have pre school level artistry. this "anime" contains his horrible made up race called "clocktonians." The main character is called Jack Fox and it's the edgiest shit you've seen. The entire story has really weird religious tie ins. These serve to further showcase his undying hatred for atheists. In his story several major political figures are assassinated, and his perfect "anarcho capitalist" society is created.
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i see a typical trump supporter
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>>38631442
>anarcho-capitalist
Yeah, he's retarded
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>>38631442
I don't know about you, but pre-school level drawings are pretty fucking high level. Too bad that artist is actually retarded.
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>>38631481
Well, he actually is autistic.
The way he weaves his ideas into his autistic story is fascinating to me.
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Can we see his deviant art
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>>38631624
his only outlet is youtube at the moment unfortunatley
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>>38631691
What a shame! I would be overjoyed to look over the masterpieces that creature has created.
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>>38631442
Holy fuck it looks like we'll still have someone to fuck with once Chris dies of the self inflicted wound in his ass/his house burns down again/he starves once his caretaker dies

Also
>not posting pics/link
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>>38631178
Observation. If Chris-Chan taught us anything, the most autistic parts are when these autists are left alone without internet trolls harassing them.
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>>38631847
I'm going back to school shortly. In that time, I will gather pictures and recordings. his youtube is one of the only sources of stuff he's done.
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on top of everything else he's done, he also claims to have a "hot turkish girlfriend that is in college." Everyone is certain that she does not exist.
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"I'm a furry to an extent."
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I have plenty more stories of his beliefs and various times that myself and some other guys have gotten him to say supremely autistic things
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>>38630837
I came here hoping this was a vague furry-based Persona 5 gag but this is so much better
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>>38631977
Are you sure he isn't joking and mocking Chris Chan? I mean, this is exactly like his masterpieces.
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>>38631977
Holy fuck his handwriting is atrocious. Apart from that, high quality image. A few beautiful touches added, like the anarcho-capitalist flag in the top left.
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my school has a trade school that we have to ride a bus to
I'm in an animation class with this guy
>on bus
>apollo spouting his typical autistic rants. nothing out of the ordinary.
>remember that he really wants to legalize and smoke weed
>yell at the school weed dealer wo is in back of bus
>tell him apollo wants weed
>he knows what's going on
>guy comes over and apollo tells him he wants weed
>weed man says "$20 a gram"
>apollo flies into autist rage because he wanted weed for free and his youtube revenue"just isn't cutting it."
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Jesus fuck, this kid is going to grow up to be the next CWC.
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>>38632033
I know this kid IRL dude.
he's dead serious
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I'll do some image dumping
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He has a layer of filth and grime that coats his body. You can smell him from a mile a way.
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>>38632216
Post more stories about this guy, anon.
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>>38632363
>apollo hates atheists
>I tell him I'm an atheist to get his tard rage pumping
>looses his fucking mind
>one week later
>tell him I hacked his youtube account
>tell him I stole his revenue
>stares at floor
>he's shaking with tard rage
>looks up and screams "WHAT WOULD YOU EXPECT FROM AN ATHEIST!!!!!!!"
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>>38632062
>can't shell out $20
>working off """youtube revenue"""
Come on, Apollo.

This kid sounds incredible by the way.
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On the bus between the trade school he often sings his own versions of classic tunes.
*to the tune of the lion sleeps tonight*
captain chromosome sings
"In the fire
the mighty fire
the SJW burns toniiiiiiite."
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>>38632453
oh wow
Got any more?
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How old is he?
originallidoodily
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>on bus one day
>listening to music
>I clearly wasn't in the mood to hear his tard speeches
whenever he wants your attention he aggressively taps your shoulder and yells "hey" over and over until you are forced to talk to him.
>turn to him
>"yes?"
>"what are you listening to anon?"
>*I'm an /mu/ fag* "I'm listening to Kanye" I reply
>Apollo replies"that is absolute friccin garbage."
>I reply "well what do you listen to?"
>apollo says the following:
>I mostly listen to minecraft parodies. I feel that "Don't Mine At Night" is the greatest song ever written.
>I'm trying to not loose my shit
THIS KID JUST SAID THAT MINECRAFT PARODIES ARE SUPERIOR TO MY BEAUTIFUL DARK TWISTED FANTASY
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>>38632516
I think he's around 17
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>Just looked at one of his videos
>he actually has a great voice
Shame about the autism, if he could put that to use with actually making shit it could be good.

Meanwhile I'm here with my non-serious autism, making shit vids like this because I can't get anyone to act in my shit: https://youtu.be/oBG4gI2vSbI
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>>38632579
Anything is better than jungle music. Retard > Ape
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>>38632579
MinecraftAwesomeParodys is superior to every form of music and if you disagree with me, you obviously have no taste in anything.
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>>38632499
>>38632477
>>38632363
Next story is the time he almost attacked us and was sent to the office
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>>38632614
Seconded.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgha9S39Y6M
https://youtu.be/PfopZKEqnTI?t=28s
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>>38632579
Holy shit.

I want to feel like this is made up but I've met too many people like this guy. Ironically enough, also met them at a trade school with an animation program, though mine was attached to my actual school.
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>>38632639
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7rjekBo_ds

niggers just aren't human
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>>38632698
I agree but what does this have to do with musical kino?
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>>38632713
only niggers listen to Kanye so it makes sense he didn't like the minecraft parodies
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The time Apollo lost all sense of logic and attempted to attack us

>in animation class
>Apollo is constantly telling my teacher (a saint of a man) about his god awful story idea
>teacher has to hear this shit from him every day
>he's fucking tired of Apollo's autism
>my teacher says "ok Apollo, here's an idea, how about you have your classmates critique your ideas."
>my friend and I look at each other
>oh fuck.jpg
>my animation teacher asked those of us that had finished our current projects to gather around Apollo and critique his ideas
>I had finished mine, as well as all of my friends in the class
>we gather around to hear the tard's tale
>he tells us the deep lore of his universe
>tell him that he can't have religious shit or real people being killed in his series
>he's far too autistic to realize why
>teacher suggests we make an edited version of Apollo's movie
>teacher tells us he doesn't care what we do, It's just to get Apollo to shut the fuck up
>we proceed to write the most retarded shit ever
>we know that he loves minecraft, sonic, and family guy
>we know that he hates Kanye West
>we make a story in which sonic and peter griffin fight kanye and are brutally killed
>kanye destroys minecraft
>we are pleased with our work
>time to showcase our changes
>we read Apollo the story as he becomes increasingly enraged with each sentence
>We finish
>"well what do you think"
>Apollo rises from his seat
>"YOU FUCKING NORMAL FAGS RUINED MY ARTISTIC VISION!!!!! YOU WILL BURN IN HELL!!!!!"
>Apollo's sanity is kill
>he proceeds to throw a chair across the room using his tard strength
>he fucking charges at us like an animal
>He has to be pried off my friend
>My teacher no longer assigns projects related to Apollo
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>>38632880
Anymore stories,anon?
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>>38632985
I'll try to remember any more.
You guys can always try messing with him to see if he does something retarded, because I know he will.
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>>38632880
SIMPLY GLORIOUS.
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>>38632880
is apollo his real name? please tell me it is
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>>38633083
No his real name is Ian
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>>38633083
I don't even know his last name. Everyone at my school just calls him "Ian" because everyone knows who you're talking about.
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Should we fuck with Apollo a bit to piss him off and make him do something ... Regrettable?
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I see, a simpatico from /pol/.
I usually wear my bear mask when I fight the liberal scourge. Apollo Foxmask is the hero we should all strive to be.
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You know, you really shouldn't bully people who have a developmental disorder
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>>38633394
Then maybe they shouldn't be annoying to normal people.
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>>38633394
i bully people who bully the people that bully the developmentally disordered. I hope you get a swirly and your dad laughs at you when you come home
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>>38633033
I just commented "Kanye West is the world's greatest living musician" on his racist milk video. Hopefully I can get a rise out of him.
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>>38633300
Okay, any ideas?
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>>38630837
>actual an-cap

Lol
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>>38633657
Create alt twitter accounts and flood his twitter perhaps? Or perhaps we could mark particular videos for mass flagging. Something more exotic could be put forth if we really put our heads together here.
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>>38630837
This guy's actually pretty funny. Don't know if he's intentionally trying or not.
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>>38630837
Why don't you give him food, Anon?
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