The night begins anew, boys. Let's work some magic.

>>38630727
How is your self esteem so low yet high enough to send retarded messages

>>38630727

>pure, unadulterated, severely crippling autism.

What goes through your mind when you type this out and decide to send it?

Are you that same ginger idiot from yesterday ?

>>38630727
Images like this prove that robots deserve to be alone.

>>38630727
Based OP
Better keep us updated

>>38630727
how do you even find the strength to post the most socially unaware autistic shit i have ever seen in my life?

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>>38630804
Yes it is.
I want a fucking girlfriend already.

>>38630974
You're fairly attractive anon. Stop acting like such a fucking autist and stop being so desperate, this will improve your chances.

I went through the same shit you did a year ago, never did get a gf because I'm ugly and ended up getting fat oops.

>>38630727
>that rage essay because someone didn't want to fuck you
Lad, you have brain problems.

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STOP THIS PLEASE OP

This guy's likely a future stalker/murderer

>>38630974
And as far as the "what's wrong with me?" question goes, what's wrong with you is that you're treating these girls like your therapists. You don't need to tell them about all your confidence problems, that's awkward and isn't attractive. It's also boring too.

Talk to her about shared interests, etc. Talk to her about something FUN, stop being an autist OP.

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While we wait for her response, let's look at an interesting profile.

Also, Boards of Canada is pretty great while high.

>>38631095
>DUDE WEED
cmon son. At least post the message you sent this one.

you cant force girls to like you if your ugly no matter how clever and witty you may be. you'll still always be an ugly piece of shit. good thing im not ugly tho just scored today haha fuck you!

>>38630727
You're the best new meme to come out of r9k for a while OP keep it up.

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another pic relates while we wait fir OP

>>38631095
interesting even though the girl is ugly as dookie. you'd be lucky to get her if thats the best piece of ass youll ever get you dumbass kid

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Which one should I go with?
What should I say?
These matches are a couple days old.

>>38631161
this reminds me of the time that spongebob and patrick were selling chocolate and came across that guy who faked his injuries. probably the same case right here. gold digging bitch i bet

>>38631195
ask fatima if she thinks her name was part of her destiny to be a fatty

>>38631195
those girls are fat as shit

>>38631161
This is really strange, I wonder if this is a joke of some sort.

>>38631218
I mean, they're cute though

>>38631095
She looks like she could do with a good dickin *volunteers*

>>38631195
those girls scare me

>>38631195
>Latinas
>Fat as fuck
>Tumblr makeup
>All three unironically wearing chokers

I would avoid anon...

>>38631161

I've seen this girl on Tinder, Guelph is a shitty city for Tinder. Lots of chicks are too picky.

>>38631195
Dude, I know we're all desperate here, but c'mon, have some dignity.

>>38631195
Would unironically ask Fatima if she's read Neuromancer just to see if I can get a reaction out of her

>>38632034
This kek.
But if it's only for hookups, I can understand why you have lower standards. On Tinder its the 4/10 chasing the 7/10 guys, 5/10 girls chasing the 8/10 guys, etc. That's why I dropped the app. This app makes girls think they're princesses when they're actually fat whales.

>>38630727
Move the fuck on and get over it. I already told you before she's fucking ugly as shit and yet you still have the balls to post this screencap, shame to the wind, not caring what people will think of you talking to this bison faced bitch.

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>>38631195
How did I do, guys? I'm surprised I even got marches in the first place.

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>>38630974
Ah, dude. You're better looking than I am, why you gotta be autistic too?

Pro-tip: Really take some time to consider what you mean by "I want a girlfriend".

Pic isn't necessarily related but it's the last conversation I had with a match.

>>38632243
>Getting baked to go see a war movie
Holy fucking Degeneracy

>>38632250
I advocate for seeing any movie stoned but Dunkirk seems like it'd just be a nightmarish experience.

It's well-worth seeing in 70mm IMAX though, it's fucking unreal that way.

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Let's see how my favourite pick up line works

>>38632458
man...

what is this board

>>38632458
made me spit up my drink
thanks anon, i needed that

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>>38632517
>>38632532
One reply so far

Need advice for a response

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>>38630727
Ghosting implies there is an established relationship that has went cold and unanswered for, not a couple back and forths on tinder. You are truly hopeless OP.

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>>38632458
Made me do a hearty laugh

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>>38630727
holy shit! you again from the last thread? what the fuck could you have possibly done in a few days to warrant this??

>>38631195
Oh god why would you swipe right

>>38630727
You're more autistic than me, and I'm medically diagnosed.

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Yee or nee?

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>>38633051
Fucking go for it. You've already established a rapport and your joke is relevant to the conversation.

It's better than what I tried as an opening line

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>>38633051
do it, original original original

>>38633051
uuullttrraaa originalio

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>>38633078
Here's my established rapport >>38633086
>>38633106

>>38630777
He can't help it dude, don't mess with him
I was about to send to the last woman who hanged out with me (and I though we had something going and I would at least stop being a 30+ year old virgin) something like >>38630727, exactly as long-winded and using the exact phrases about
>confidence
>self-esteem
>what did I do wrong
>I'm feeling much better and I have made so much progress
until I contained my virginity and autism and I just send a
>Why are you avoiding me?

Which was actually fun because for the first time because for the first time her answer was longer than mind and was something like
:you're right, it's my fault, I'm sorry, I'm going to call you

Of course she never called, the bitch, probably because she found a chad to fuck her but she wants to keep me as a backup so I can pay and take her out or something when the chad will eventually will get bored of her stupid ass

>>38633154
Her bio was "tell me a secret for reference"

>>38633154
What a catastrophe.

>>38633154
>>38632243
>>38631095
>>38631161
>>38631195
>>38632151
>>38632458
>>38632557
>>38633051
>>38633078
>>38633154

You're a fucking normie invader

You people aren't true robots, you people aren't virgins or unattractive, you aren't fucking cyborgs, you are underage fucking normies who come here because you think just because you're a virgin that you are one of us.

You don't have autism, you aren't fucking ugly, you don't have severe mental/physical issues, you're just faggots who think this is your social board and that you can post whatever you like. You are succesfully talking to women, you don't fucking deserve to be here. The /r/incels board on Reddit has more Robots than actual r9k.

Fuck you all, you're worthless trash who claim you're an "ally" yet you are really just chastising us and making us feel even shittier. You aren't a fucking true robot if you have ANY tinder likes.

FUCK off.

>>38630974
You have the confidence to post a picture on 4chan and you don't have the confidence to get any girlfriend?
Dude, you are young and handsome, better fix you your self esteem issues, go to a therapist, start group therapy, it really helps, because it's a shame someone like you to hang out with genetic failures like us.

>>38633214
I'm calling it right now, he's in.

>>38633217
>you people aren't virgins
>you think just because you're a virgin

Autism is in maximum overdrive today

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Why bother with pick up lines and jokes. Pulling a 6/10 requires literally zero 'game'.

>>38633219
I'll bet you something that you are wrong.

>>38633285
If this is your picture please fuck off because none of us have it this easy

>>38630974
you look like a transvestite
>>38633154
at this point you ask her on a date. if you can think of a fun delivery in the same vein of your previous messages (but only 1-1.5 lines).

I've seen too many robots and betas who nearly have all they need but just feel a bit too shy and unconfident to ask her out and instead keep messaging her until she gets bored.

You want to capitalise when you have her amusement. remember she can swipe and get a new match really easily (but lots of girls don't swipe that often because they find it stressful and time consuming to have messages from scores or hundreds of guys)

you want to quite quickly do one of two things.
either ask her out on a date , get a number and start texting her on whatsapp to arrange the date and chat more.

or get the convo flirtatious and sexual , then there isn't such a rush but you might as well get her number and arrange to bang.

The first one you can do with basically every type of girl on tinder, the second one will have a higher strike-out rate but more straightforward to meet for a fuckdate with the ones who respond positively.
if you go for the second one then say something sexual or flirtatious in thte first or second message. trying to change the established tone can be harder .

>>38630727
Ouch fuck. That hurt just reading it. She literally gave you two words and you sperged out and gave her paragraphs.

I'm not a Chad, I've never even held hands with a girl, and even I know that's not gonna work. Those responses mean it's over. Stop. She doesn't care, and wasting yourself on the cunt is useless. Move on.

And never write more than two lines per message, never send more than two in a row, never let the second be longer than the first, and never send a message if they don't respond to an earlier one you sent.

Try again with a different girl. I'm rooting for you, anon

>>38633217
lol are you going to cry about it?

gonna cry like a little baby? hahah reading your post made me smile

btw I was a virgin until 21 and had my first gf at 22 now I've fucked like 12 girls off tinder 2.5 years later.

>>38633154
thank you for your contributions

>>38630727
Also, don't open up too much. Never let your insecurities out like that. Leave them guessing and remain mysterious. That way, you come off cool, even if it's just something retarded. Let their imagination do the work for you. Women are easily distracted, and this will keep you on their mind.

You're not a bad looking dude by any means. Matter of fact, if you can work on your speaking and confidence, you can grab all the 9/10 pussy you want. You got looks, just need to work on the other stuff. Again, I'm rooting for you, anon

>>38633342
>btw
Brainlet.

>>38631095
If she's 18, I'm 12. Bitch looks 30.

>>38633322
>Implying I care about actually pulling Tinder bitches
I don't have troubles actually getting them to agree to meet up, I'm just not overly interested

>>38633218
>genetic failures like us
speak for yourself please. some of us come here for the unadulterated human brainstorming shitshow, not because we have nothing else

>>38633217
>/r9k/ has no topic, but unlike /b/ Global Rule #3 is in effect. In addition, advice threads and camwhoring/hookup/"rate me" threads should go on /adv/ - Advice and /soc/ - Cams & Meetups respectively
>/r9k/ has no topic
this board is, and always will be /b/ for people who don't wan't to see millions of pics of some weirdos porn stash. No one cares that you are a neckbeard weeaboo

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>>38633345
Happy to share the fun friend, tinder is a good game

>>38633294
>>38633219
>>38633322
>>38633214
Read em and weep, boys

>>38633497

Yup where will I find you?

>2k17
>responding to threads of retards taking to stupid women.

I want summer to end already

>>38633497
>yea, where can I find you this Saturday

do I it do it do it

>>38632557
do you grow hair on your teeth??

>>38633497
Listen to >>38633528 and >>38633548

Get laid for the rest of us

>>38633497
That's not a win, she's telling you it's cringe as hell.

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>>38633548
>>38633561
>>38633528
Due to popular demand (Have work early on Sunday, couldn't do Sat)

>>38633615
Not too fussed really, it's just a game bro

>>38633630

Based anon ...keep us updated faggot

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>>38633944
Shall do friendo, in the mean time I have this girl who's replying fairly steady

Requests? Happy to be fucken weird but I don't want to put people down

>>38634137
ask her if she thinks traps are gay or not?

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>>38634137
Oops, fucked the image

>>38634166
Aiight

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does anyone else experience a deep sadness after seeing these threads?

It just depresses me to think that this shit is going on. Its not even about hurrr I wish that was me. I just cant imagine any of this being worth it
>the empty conversation
>the meaningless sex
>the sad attempt to condense your personality and being into a few photos and converse by sexual innuendo and double entendres.

It makes me want to opt out of dealing with people all the more.

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Chess mate

>>38634284
I can't take it seriously. I figured I should give it a shot to help me through a breakup, but I haven't been able to bring myself to meet anyone off of it, despite some having basically invited themselves over.

>>38632250
Trying to appreciate & understand a historic event that led to the death of hundreds of thousands of young men & changed the course of history is so much better on weed dude lmao just chill its only movie weed dude haha I'm so high rn.

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>>38634339
How long since the breakup?

>>38634339
Everytime i see one of this threads i cry internally, but not because i can't do this shit, (i have no dignity left, so what's the worst it could happen?), but because no one where i live uses this fucking app

>>38630727
I can't even make a tinder because I don't have Facebook.

>>38634284
Well i do not understand this either but it's kinda funny to me instead of sad.

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>>38634374
It's been about 2 or 3 months... Tinder is nice for helping me realise other women might desire me.

>>38634382
I feel for you bro, it's fun for some gratification and next level shit-talking. You can download a fake GPS app to relocate yourself if you just want to talk shit to women in, say, New York. Or elsewhere.

>>38634428
Yeah, I'm convinced it's just another way of getting people to install Facebook. Zuckerberg wants everyone on Earth to have it.

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>>38632243
>dude weed lmao
>unironically using social media

>>38634461
Doesn't Tinder have that "spam" category of people? And if i use a spoofer wont' i get in that pile? I want to avoid doing stupid shit as much as possible (inb4 you come here)

>>38634461
I don't intend to invalidate your relationship, and the feelings that come with it ending, but why not try to actually date someone on Tinder?

How pathetic is your experiance with tinder going to be if you're bald? I shave it obviously, but I still look awful and at least 10 years older than I actually am.

>>38634516
I don't think there's a spam group. I roleplayed as a pizza for two months, got hundreds of matches and swiped right on everyone, it didn't really ever stop getting me girls.

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This teeth pick up line is actually good

>>38634516
Well, you use a real profile, you just change your phone's location with the app. It's all aabove board, Tinder won't fuck w/ you.

>>38634557
It just doesn't sit right, idk. A cute girl once basically invited herself over for drinks and a sleepover and I backed out last minute. Idk why, just couldn't. Maybe cause I can't shake the feeling that it's a stranger?

>>38634628
That's certainly true, Anon.

I think of it as how any relationship starts, at least in this case you know the person is interested without fail.

>>38633217
Mate.

What you want is a contamination board, a chamber of retards where nothing gets better. I thought the point here is to help each other not be robots, not make our lives worse. If there's bots getting tinder likes, that's a good thing. The less khv the better. Your board would die out in suicide much faster than this one will die in converted normies

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I got triggered. She's a good replier so I'm interested to see whether or not I scared her off, but #realtalk

>>38634681
I am meant to be seeing a girl on Monday. I think if I can make the breach of the first Tinder date maybe I'll be comfortable exploring for something good in the future.

>>38634468
We're immune to the jew.

>>38634888

Keep us updated with this girl

>>38634628
the problem though, is that i am in another country, i think the app notices if i am in NY and the second after i'm in Berlin

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>>38634963
Mate she's into it. Also:
>traps confirmed for not gay

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>>38634971
Nope, not an issue. If it were, people who use Tinder while there on overseas holidays would be fucked. Trust me bro, you're in the clear.

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>>38633217
THIS

I'll confess to using tinder because I deeply desire grills, but pic related is the only acceptable tinder match collection

Don't let the spanish fool you, I'm australian.

I can be relatively cyborg presenting too, so I'm not even a full fledged robot. But you seppo autists don't understand what it is like living here. This is the normie capital of the world.

>>38635009
Their*** how embarrassing...

On Android you can use 'Mock GPS with joystick' to put yourself anywhere in the world. I was in LA recently and used it to find matches at home in Australia.

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>>38634981
>wizards are cool
th-thanks

>>38635009
Thank you robot, if i ever get even a single good conversation, i will pray your name to the elder gods

Good Luck and Good Hunt

>>38634981
I can't believe she hasn't mad ghosted you already and somewhat seems interested in the convo. Keep us updated.

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>>38635123
Presumably, she's a bit awkward but wants the D
>>38635046
She fucking loves them

Do I enlighten her on what makes a wizard, robots?

>>38635196
You need to get in with her

>>38631218
Did you think the attractive girls would match with anon?

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>>38635081
Godspeed bro. Always remember that Tinder is a fun game, not serious business.

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>>38635250
This one tickled my tum.

>>38630974
Wow this is such a beautiful photo. I couldn't tell if it was a painting or not at first.

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>>38635196
Do it anon free us from this virtual cage

From yesterday you've went from beta to full on chad, it gives me hope for one day that I can become chad chaddington as well.

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>>38635224
She's a bit thicc for my liking
>>38635317
I'm really disappointed to burst your bubble but I'm not OP, I'm the anon that told all my matches that the have nice teeth

>>38635250
busted! let's see ya retrieve this one buddy!

>>38635364
Pork her, lad, pork her.

>>38634981
>when women try to sound smart and intellectual
Ooft, makes me cringe good.

>>38635250
How do you recover?

"Well, you got me, I'm a wizard"

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How'd I do?
Origamilami

>>38635364
Perfectly understandable, have a nice day.

>>38635434

Especially a fucking 18 year old child

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>>38635364
Can't get anything right today.

Anyway go for it, it'll boost your confidence tenfold if you get some even if she's too thicc it's still a step up to a gf.

>all of these ethnic women
Fucking nora, spot the white woman. Is it really so hard to find some decent whites on tinder these days?

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>>38635413
>>38635438
I wonder where this'll get me

>>38635520
>getting a white girl's attention
nearly impossible if you're not rich and/or a 10. white girls get constant waves of attention from literally everyone so uglies like us just stick with the colored easy ones

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Let's get to the bottom of this

>>38635495
>>38635427
She would be the largest girl I've ever slept with. I don't want to toot my own horn or anything but I can do much better.

>>38633217
>Muh robot special board.
I'm glad there are more 'normies' here.
This place sure as hell isn't your social board because you daren't talk to someone female.

>>38635576
>"Omg wizards, Harry potter XD"
Probably somewhere like that.

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>>38635634
These screencaps are way too fucking kek.

>>38635634
>Female wizard
Fuck, this is hard.
It would have to be something so ugly, so foul that it's close to impossible. Getting dick is 10x easier than getting pussy. I guess a gremlin or something?
Even witches can get dick.

>>38635576
I'm sure Lisa is that Too2Funny lass who has some weird story about fucking her dad or some weird incest thing going on.

>>38635734
Nah, she looks like the typical Asian sex demon. Right now she's hot and she tries to be as nice as possible so she climbs the social ladder, but as she gets older, she'll be worse than any dictator.

>>38633179
>why are you avoiding me?
So you contained your autism and then sent something autistic?

kys

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>>38635726
>>38635731
Ayy, appreciate it bruvs

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>>38635772
>>38635734
>>38635697
Went a lil something like this (Dani California is my anthem)

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Throwback to my single most successful Tinder moment

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4 matches in 1 night, stoked

>>38632458
Nice teeth is actually a pretty good opener on tinder. Works like a charm for me, even when girl is not smiling

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>>38634215
100+ kilos easily

>>38636117
a fine bevvy of sluts it is.

Let's see what scarlett has to say lad

post profiles faggots

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>>38636128
Apparently. I think it's better when they don't show teeth. Certainly makes the girl go back through her photos and see if they do actually show good teeth.

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>>38636292
Eh, this one turned a bit normie

>>38636298
>/soc/

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>>38636553
We can clearly see the name you "hid" is Daniel.

>>38636553

>But still no personality

Top kek m8.

On the othter hand I can safely say this thread to probably be the most disgusting one on r9k right now - far ahead of any interracial/cuck/trans/fembot shit.

It's an obvious proof that r9k is no longer a robot's place and is infested with normies either shitposting or LARPing as robots.

A real robot - even in case he looked good enough to get matches - would NEVER be able to converse with a female with such wit and lightheartedness.

q.e.d. - /r9k/ is dead.

>>38636715
Isn't that an objectively good thing?

>>38636742

I highly doubt anyone would declare the existence of the former /r9k/ as bad - it was an online image board, nothing more.

To assume all robots to have become normies and /r9k/ therefore to become a normie place is incorrect. True robots still exist, they just left.

>>38636655
Pls dun doxx

>>38636715
Can only really take that as a compliment, but I truly believe being a robot is more than a checklist of social disabilities. I'm introverted af and only by treating Tinder like a make believe video game gives me the confidence to banter like an IRL normie.

Riddle me this - if I were normie, why would I be talking shit to Tinder bitches for the entertainment of other random nerds on a Cantonese Cartography Emporium?

>>38636553
get in her pants already Daniel

>>38630974
qt I'll be your girlfriend

Does anyone else get anxiety just from reading other people's Tinder conversations?

>>38636981
>treating Tinder like a make believe video game
^^^^^THIS^^^^^
I used to take this stuff too seriously and get nowhere, uninstall it after a while.
then I started using it as a game where I can level up my social skills and even get laid once in a while

>>38636553
Updates anon?

>>38637609
I installed it, after month i got match, she wrote hi and then i uninstalled it

>>38637784
my first matches were dead ends, but I learned a bit from each one. be as awkward as you need but try replying something each time, anything counts if you don't panic and uninstall.
I live in a very big city so there's always plenty of girls left to keep trying, it gets easier over time

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Oh god...

Is it bad that I would talk to actual girls like this literally every day at college? Is it bad that they would reply and we would debate the dumbest fucking shit like a couple of bro nerds?

Does it make it rape if one of them, under the guise of just watching a movie, grabs me by the throat (she was 5'11") and proceeded to thrash me until I went limp (and stiff...) enough for her to take me?

...Am I a slut?

>>38637978
Wish u told me this like 2 years ago. Cured my asperger, talking to every girl chilled af but I feel washed up from feels, no interesed in tinder or girls at all. I live in big city too btw. And maybe u know how to cure my problem with no feels

How do I start a conversation with girls I like on here? I'm not much of a conversationalist and the girls on here are so inundated with me you have to stand out

>>38631195
fatima is pretty cute imo

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Is pof fine here?

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Why are women so dumb bros
Makes them impossible to work with

>>38638914
Gj with the doxing moron

>>38638942
Yea I messed it up lol. Pls no, thnx.

>>38638330
nah, I feel the same

>just a bunch of average, mind numbing conversations
>not a strand of spaghetti in sight
This is why the board feels dead now.
This is just a bunch of dudebros hangin out and validating each other, there's nothing amusing or original here.

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>>38632458
>mouth closed
>"nice teeth"
Top fucking kek

>>38633285
I hope you die in a fucking barn fire.

>>38634981
Retard. You're not supposed to ask if traps are gay. You're supposed to ask if it's gay for guys to be into them. Obviously the trap itself is a total faggot.

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>>38638858
I wish I wasn't fucking autistic. Just trying to be confident/funny and be myself but shit really sucks when you have autism.

>>38638939
she understands what you mean, its just a shitty pickup line. How dumb are you lad

>>38634284
I'm with you all the way. All I do is lurk these threads and never participate.

>>38630974
you're so hot dude. i'd be your gf in a heart beat

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>>38641065
>its what my mommy told me
Why are you so cringy, anon. What happened to make you this way?

>>38630727
Is this some sort of game to see how self effacing you can make a message and still get a reply? You win desu.

>>38641484
I was trying to be light hearted and I thought that line/delivery tied into the overall joke of me being mentally retarded :( I know a lot of you joke about being autistic but I'm diagnosed with autism, so I guess that's why I do the dumb shit I do.

>>38639034
Problem is they want u when u r cold, but when ur cold u basically cant give her anything.

>>38635196
holy shit this might be my ex

Ask her if earthling-y means anything

>>38641963
You know how betas orbit stacys hoping to get some benefit from them? That's how women are with men. They want you to be a man and show that you provide for yourself and don't worry about shit else and they HOPE that will also align with what they want/like and will benefit from it. That way they feel they're still independent and like it's their choices.

dude honestly WTF are you doing. you better be trolling. you had that girl on a PLATE and you fucked up so hard

>>38632151
middle girl looks okay from what i can see

>>38633285
with a chad profile... yes of course

>normals will never fuck off with their tinder threads
We need to do something about this

>>38634461
Took me 4-5 months to really get over my ex. Meeting/talking to other girls really helped with my self confidence. Wish you the best of luck m80

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>>38630727
>>38630974
Frankly it would be in your best interests to look for a fellow ginger that would allow you to pass on your vibrant genes. I understand that society tends to mock so-called "carrot-tops" though understand that this is mostly the result of envy. Your children will be quite dissatisfied should you choose to prevent them from having such rare attributes simply because you desire coitus. In an age where gingers are becoming decreasingly common and may very well risk extinction within a couple of centuries it should be an obligation to ensure the survival of your most notable characteristics, many of these Asians, blacks, latinas etc. wish their children to have distinct eye/hair colours though fail to realize how dominant their genes are, don't fall for it.

As for actual advice never go on a tangent to women, they do not wish to hear what they might consider "emotional baggage" and are prone to immediately flagging it, when met with an "oh" or anything of the sort you have essentially soiled the woman's view of you as someone who will be dependable and able to take control of any situation in the future - attributes that are of high importance to maintaining the stability of any relationship. It is important that you substitute the bluntness and emotional vulnerability with comedy and self-depreciation, women love comedies because it takes their mind off of their circumstances and the numerous false-friendships that many are unfortunately coerced into be it through social indoctrination or the fear of isolation. The majority of them want someone who knows moderation though can take the initiative when the timing's right. Ask them questions about themselves, humour them, get into their shoes and attempt to see from their perspectives and it should not be too difficult. You look stunning if I may say so, by the way! And don't date Asians, from someone with numerous Asian friends you will have to get involved with their families and it is tiring.

>>38642130
Wow man, I love you. For the first time i feel like someone uderstand me. Wish u best. I feel much better when i know someone think same way, not like I'm weirdo who's too retarded to have gf or homo/asexual fag.