Oh shit anon, Stacey, Tracey, and Lacey found your misogynistic online posts and now they're ready to string you up!
What are you gonna do?
GO SUPER SAYIN ON THEIR ASSES
>>38627640
>*it was a hologram*
Woof
>>38627640
I don't make misogynistic online posts
First they wanted to string me along, now they want to string me up?!
>>38627640
I'd be happy to die.
>>38627719
Oh shit anon, Stacey, Tracey, and Lacey don't understand how imageboards work and think you personally wrote every single thread and post on r9k.
Why are you oppressing my Muslim beliefs?
tell them i have a mental condition and all those posts were made while i was triggered
>>38627744
Well I suppose I'd teach them how imageboards work. If they continue trying to string me up and don't listen I would probably fight for my life and probably lose. Fairly simple chain of events.
Tracey got a fat ass
>>38627640
>I-it was my brother I swear!
>>38627640
I get a boner and start begging Chad to fuck me in front of those whores.
>>38627640
Jokes on them I want to die, dumb roasties
>>38627889
Are you really gonna let it go down like this?
>>38627972
Yes he was a dick anyway and a pedophile too.
>>38627856
>teaching those whores how to use 4chan
Reee you should have just let them kill you
>>38627640
"Is that a Starbucks I see?"
*legs it*
I'd bang lacey. Red heads are crazy in the sack
I teleport behind them and decapitate all three in one swipe with my katana.
>>38628001
like, actually touching kids or just thinking wrongthought?
Kick chad in the balls like god damn can your legs be more open than that
>>38629098
Thinking. He's only 16 but he keeps talking to me about wanting to have sex with this 11yo girl at his school.
Even a kid could have come up with a plan like this out of this situation.
There are worse ways to go.
We'll probably die worse deaths desu.
>>38630396
That anime girl on the 4th panel is a stacey, idiot.
>>38627640
let myself die
>>38627640
Point out that if they kill me they will never have a chance to get at my 200k in investments.
>>38629792
He's not a pedo until he turns 18.
>>38630961
Please don't say that about her