I want a boyfriend but I don't want him to be a virgin/nerd/skinny/fat/unemployed

>>38626302
Try looking on Buzzfeed.

>>38626302
amazing how you found the place teeming with exactly what you don't want
it's almost like low quality bait or something

>>38626302
>I want a boyfriend but I don't want him to be a virgin/nerd/skinny/fat/unemployed loser.

So why the fudge you here then?

>>38626302
>I don't want him to be a virgin
It's begging for emotional instability and AIDS.
Cuck.

>>38626405
Your asscheck has 96% more fat than I do in my entire body

Face it, kid, you're a faggot

If those are your standards and you're on r9k then you might be able to snag an autistic savant. They've got one stellar talent that brings them success, but you'll have to deal with an insane number of quirks

>>38626467

i bet you'd sell your testicles for a pepperoni pizza..

>>38626467
If my pure insanity is working correctly, I'd say this person has already had one of those and threw it away. And how many chances can you get, even? I mean really. Jesus, woman.

I'm not always right about things, but I'm 100% always right about things. Sorry.

You're really, really stupid and vain. Doesn't need to be said though, does it?

>>38626764

You're stupid fuck

The worst kind of fuck..

>>38626799
Tell me what I'm supposed to think and do.

>>38626302
fuck you, you fucking piece of shit. URRRGHH. I'M SO FUCKING ANGRY RIGHT NOW, HONESTLY. FUCK YOU

>>38626884
Give me your money then kill yourself

Thanks in advance

>>38626924
Come on, I'd love to know. I'd really fucking love to know exactly what you want. Just say it, stupid.

>>38626909
He rattled your autism did he?

>>38626302
What are you doing here? Get the fuck out of here stupid whore

>>38626943
Can't you fucking read?

fucking asshole

>>38626989
Oh I'm the asshole, huh?
Jesus fucking fucks.

Remember, you can tell how people are deep down by how they talk about other people.

Obviously there are other factors, though - it is not so simple.

I'm not the asshole here and you know it. Enjoy your evening.

With true love, my dear.
Au revoir!

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>>38626302
You will never have what you want because you waste your time baiting better men for what they are instead of who they are.

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>>38626451
>mfw skeletons think they can talk down to anyone about their bodies

>>38626302
I see you want a sexually experienced with other women/normie/moderate weight/employed person.

Have you considered talking to men in premises licenced for the sale of alcohol?

>>38626302
Fucking idiot.
Love is more important then any of those things, and if you really love someone none of that matters at all. My boyfriend was a neet when I first feel in love with him, and he was a virgin just like I was. Love sometimes is the motivation people need. I hope you grow a heart or drop dead, OP.

>>38627528
Hey, man, you seem kinda of stressed. Why don't you take yourself for a wobble...I mean..eh.. walk

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>>38627617
do you have any more aku no hana reaction images for me to use

>>38627635
Well.. you could post your penis, but you lost that years ago

Of all the people on this god-forsaken planet that I could fall for.... life is just fantastic.

You know what I love more than anything now?
Watching people destroy each other for no reason.

>>38626302
Welcome to r9k
Keknotoriginal

>>38626302
Right here but because you're in this shit hole I wouldn't touch you with a 10 foot pole

Woman, if you have any small desire to humor me one more time, answer me this:
What makes you think you're worthy of anyone?

Let that sink in.

Till we clash again, my dear.

>>38626302
why the hell are you on here?

>>38628798
She wants to torture.

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>Then why are you here?? Get out you fucking cuck!!

Is this a fucking dating site?

>>38626302
>virgin
No, I had sex twice with the same girl in '07 '08. I lasted all of 6 minutes
>nerd
No, though I have seen some anime and play some vidya, my interests are mostly politically related and 2deep4u movies.
>skinny/fat
No, I'm somewhere between ottermode and builtfat, but have a terrible diet and almost never excercise
>unemployed
No, I've worked menial jobs on and off for the past 5 years, none of which have had room for advancement or paid much.
A person can meet all of your standards and still be a good for nothing piece of shit, if this isn't bait, take your request to a site where people are capable of appreciating themselves.

Ugh. I am become disgust.
Goodnight, /r9k/

>>38626302
>I want a boyfriend but I don't want him to be a virgin/nerd/skinny/fat/unemployed loser.
Then get the fuck off my board

>>38629985
>get the fuck off my board

This is MY board, you get the fuck off!!

>>38626302
Own 2 firms but am fat, actively trying to change doh.

>>38630062
God! Who the fuck even asked you?

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>>38630091
Your broke ass mother

>>38630121

I apologise, anon.

You just triggered me with your bullshit

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>>38630207
If only it were bullshit doh, to make matters worse I'm also sperg.

But this is the Internet so you decide.

>>38630207
Hate. Hate and vitriol.

I hate it and feel vitriol towards it.

>>38630006
>This is MY board
REEEEE GIVE IT BACK

You're not counter-culture, OP. You're popular opinion.

>>38626302
Hey babe, I'm 6'2", 185 lbs, had two girlfriends before and never played dungeons and dragons. Am I in the running?

Babylon the Great, the mother of the prostitutes, and of the abominations of the earth.

>>38626302
I want a girlfriend but I don't want her to be a whore/preppy/fat/unemployed/demanding loser.

See how it works OP? Not every one gets what they want. Learn to settle because your perfect will never come.

>>38626302
And I want a happy life but it doesn't look like it's happening chuck.

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>>38627528
>mfw robots underestimate my sexy bones