>5 years away from being a 40 year old virgin

>>38626204
i'll be right there with you, fellow wizard.
do you have any hobbies?

>3 years away from being a 40 year old virgin
Could be worse.

>>38626204
That's sorta hard to believe. I'm year old 27. Planing on gettting it today. Just gonna see some hooker

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>>38626204

>23 years old and never physically touched a woman other than my mother

>>38626323
>That's sorta hard to believe
You don't belong here.

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>20 years old and never held eye contact with a female my age

>>38626242
I enjoy woodworking and gardening in my spare time. I have a nice garden in my backyard, I grow a lot of food. Other than anime, I enjoy video games too, mainly strategy games. I'm a casual collector of Gundam models too.

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Only a few years behind you OP.

Also I can barely keep my dick hard during a fap, despite only fapping once a week, so I think it's for sure over for me. I'll die a virgin.

>>38626728
That sounds nice and comfy. :3

>being this big of failures
top kek

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>>38627265
I'm probably better than you.
;_;

Are the magical powers worth it?

>>38626204
6 years away from being a 40 year old virgin here. If things don't get better I'll end it before then though.

I'm honestly really trying too. Going back to school, getting therapy/meds, asking girls out (with no luck), working out 7x a week. If this doesn't work or improve my lot in life then I'll be dumbfounded.

>>38626204
I'm 3 days away from being a kissless dateless 22 year old virgin who's only talked to like 12 girls in real life my whole life

>>38626204
Go rape some random slut. It is so easy, just wear a rubber and kill her when your done.

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>>38627265
>WOW LOOK AT THIS FUCKING LOSER XDDDDDDDD
don't you have facebook to browse, normalfag?