25+ Robot Haiku Time

>>38623179
>I want to fuck Sam
>And lick her vanilla ass
>Why can't I meet Sam

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>>38623418
>Sam

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha, wow

pls no more icarly references

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>0.5 of free-based cocaine
>Drying while I sleep
>Tomorrow will be lit

My face is ugly
Personality is worse
Why does she love me?

>>38625239
>why does she love me?

Get the fuck out of here normie

>Today is the day
>Succeeding, winning, richer
>It was false progress

>Beat to furrie porn
>Wake up at 2, still feel weak
>Have no emotion

>Head down on schoolbus
>Crush bullied by spic to tears
>Too weak to defend

>>38626158
omg that is so incredibly sad...why was your crush bullied?

>depression keeps me tired
>lay in bed
>thoughts keep me up

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lived my best days
look forward to dust
I wish i tried harder

>>38623179

>used to want to die
>stuck my chode into some puss
>i still want to die

>wagecucking today
>and tomorrow same again
>just fuck my shit up

>My life is dying
>Feel intense regret daily
>Stressed and bored and mad

>>38623179
I need more playtime
Stupid world of warcraft, ugh
Gotta keep going

>he ascends from the skies to bless the mortals
>life in leisure ends in pleasure they say
>he bites the dust
Its Cancer guys

Woke up again
Worked like a goy
sleep again

I need no escape
I enjoy my egoist life
I live for myself

>Love sniffing panties
>I just got a new neighbor
>I prefer soiled ones

>>38623179
>It's raining outside
>I have to drive to Chester
>Crawling in my skin

post a song I made
a 4chan user liked it
suicide postponed

>all days are the same
>what happened to dreams of youth
>shitposts on 4chan

>waifu is a wolf.
>Can't stop reading all her books.
>I am so lonely.

Six weeks of NEETdom
My time has come to an end
Back to work I go

A baby squirrel
Its brother lay dead, covered in ants
A new home, find thee

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Death is a release
But I'm living for one thing:
Future game release

>i am always down
>i dont think life is for me
>this is suffering

>I have no gf
>Chad will always be better
>Why is life not fair

>>38623179
>Liters of ice tea
>Shitposting
>Repeating

youtube.com/watch?v=1B488z1MmaA

>>38623179
>The hourglass sand
>I watch it sift and pile
>Soon it buries me

>Haiku
>Nigga I ain't Japanese
>Fucking weaboos

>I need to be drunk
>to "socialize" with normies
>Pissing life away

>wasting my money
>my future's outlook seems sad
>running in circles

>Slave away for cash
>Money brings no happiness
>Slaving for sadness

>>38623179
When you live alone
Completely isolated
It feels so bad man

>two pizza slices
>precisely one eighth of weed
>yeah, trailer park boys

>FISTING A POODLE
>SMOOSH SMOOSH SMOOSH SMOOSH SMOOSH SMOOSH SMOOSH
>GAPING POODLE ASS

Tell them it's OK
"Would you like a refill, Sir?"
"Yes please, I need it."

smoked tons of weed
got work tomorrow
despair while sleep

>Want to go away
>My life hasn't changed in 7 years
>Don't know what to do

>>38630706
That's not a haiku
I think you must be wasted
get some rest, anon

>>38630991
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz im sleeping now .

>still high tho

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>>38623179
same day again
what the fuck
fuck this shit

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>>38630222
trips of truth
we are ruled by the god of money

>>38623179
>I Rot In My Seat
>I wake up late and sleep late
>Everything's lost charm

>>38623179
I cry sobs of pain
Hating self with no respite
Why must I suffer?

>>38623179
I'm on /r9k/
I fucking hate autistics
Why won't you all die

I Pizza wanna eat
Need to finishu my weeb anki deeck
Wanwan took a shieet

Virgins are a meme
How haven't you lost it yet?
It's so easy lol

If you hate yourself
Why don't you just change yourself
Stop being bitter

It's not others fault
That you're a loser shut-in
Only you're to blame

No feels anymore
Numbness engulfs me alone
I sit in the dark

It's really all good,
you people are the plaque,
how did this happen?

Alone near others
Working seven days a week
Suffering is life

>>38633183
Turn the light on, tard
Try going outside for once
You need to make friends

Vivir es morir
Detras de ti, imbecil
Don't worry Ashley

it's 5/7/5 you mouthbreathing retards

>>38633207
I had friends one time
Silt in the stream they drift off
The Rock stays submerged

>>38633278
Water erodes rock
Stop making these excuses
Try harder next time

>>38633337
Next time never comes
Slow march to eternal rest
No other paths now

>>38633348
What makes you say that?
There are always more chances
Try and look for them

>socially inept
>but by nature we need friends
>try, and fail again.

>>38633356
Besides given thoughts
You need to know that haikus
Are not questioning

>>38633397
Reflective respite
Haiku offers earth's voices
Of its true glory

Small dicked manlet
Ugly loser, dumb virgin
Might become a twink

>>38633397
What the fuck did you
just fucking say about me
you little bitch orig?

>>38633414
Do it you faggot
Throwaway your dignity
Give in to the memes

>>38633439
Man speaks little ill
When attacked, he is a snake
Coiled, poised, he will strike

again he can't sleep
twenty four is ten too few
and acid reflux

>finished training now
>my students make me so proud
>keeps me here; still living

Too scared to kill me
Wish I could do an hero
Guess I will have to go on

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>>38634265
Fuck, it's 5-7-5, I'm dumb. Let's try again:

>Too scared to kill me
>Wish I could do an hero
>I should not go on

Leaves fall gently down
Decomposing into life
I've landed; I wait

Mom fucked me up bad
Basically a mannequin
I just want to trust

>>38634291
Solemn moongazing
Silent clarity alone
Your hurt is known here.

>Suicidal thoughts
>My life is empty a shell
>I'm closer to hell

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Spooks are approaching final melt down. KABOOM SHADILAY

Wakie time, wagie!
10 hours makes Goldberg rich
Always exhausted

Drowning in liquor
In love with the dead
Surrounded by the living

Bump bump bump bump bump
Bump bump bump bump bump bump bump
Bump bump bump bump bump

The world sure is nice
too bad I'm not part of it
hurry up and die

>>38623179
Senior year has passed
No acceptance letters still
I'm such a failure

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>Stuck in this reality
>Powered by subjective human law
>No 2D loli to blow loads in her pussy

Still no virgin girl
Looking at my screen sure helps
Next day I will change

Dead end career and
Dead end life I dont want them
Please kill me now, thanks

>>38623179

Spent youth a robot
Got job, gf, healthy life
Still, here I am, Why?