I miss old r9k so much I wish i could give a scaphism to all

it's time to ascend and reach higher levels of imageboard culture. 4chan has fulfilled its role

>>38622600
Wizchan makes me want to die more then this place does, what else is there?

>>38622743
there's a ton but I'd never post any of them here. I couldn't just let 4chan's userbase waltz into any of these places, I bet you know what I mean, but if you're really done with it, I hope you figure it out and perhaps we'll post elsewhere together sometime!

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>>38623187
I understand breh, I almost didn't mention wizchan honestly even though it's known around here

I don't think I'll ever find another place at this rate, all of the other Chan's I've found are dead or dying


At least I have a single comfy board left on this shell of a website and a subreddit which I can't name here because of these normalslimes

>>38624111
To live is to suffer, anon. You will never find a place.

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This place has been going down hill for a long time but holy shit this week it has gotten bad. And not just this board, /pol/ also. Nothing but porn, every thread. They're trying to flood this place with porn so it becomes unusable.

>>38622474
I'm a roastie and have been here since the very start before the deletion, how does this make you feel? Reminder that /r9k/ was originally for original content and only became the board for bitter virgins later when people started to take spaghetti stories the wrong way. If you think otherwise you didn't ever really know "old /r9k/".

And faggots, don't forget faggots. I fall under both Faggot and Normie

>>38624526
Oh, right.
>look at me! Totally, really an oldfag, you goys!

>>38624526
Who even cares how it was oregano?
Point is NOW it's utter shit objectively speaking

>>38623187
post ur discord and tell us privately moran

>>38624526
>Roastie
Point instantly invalidated. Also, if you're an oldfag, then you know the rules. TITS OR GTFO

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>>38625889
>TITS OR GTFO
nuh uh this ain't /b/ but nice try permavirgin tee-hee

>>38622474
What do you miss about old /r9k/

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>>38624526

>Calling yourself a "roastie"

As if it's something to be proud of

>>38625697
I am. Sorry if that's too hard for you to believe.
>>38625863
because feelfags took over
>>38625889
/r9k/ was never /b/, newfag
>>38626257
quality content and greentext stories
>>38626680
lol

>>38627178

What is r9k supposed to be about then, roast?

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>>38622474

Dont cry, join the resistance against femwhores and normies instead


https://discord[dott]gg/sgGzvV9

Our track record so far
https://pastebin.com/rHHqU6Wd

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What does one need to qualify as a robot in your eyes, anon? Everyone seems to have a different answer, I'm interesting in what your standards are.

>>38627277

go to wizchan and stay there

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>>38627277
so hows that Ronin9000 coming? i'm so exited i can't wait for it to be done.

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>>38627292
I've been here since the first day /r9k/ started, before we closed, before the beginning of the end.

my only qualification is that you do not feel comfortable in normal society. you have some sort of disability, fetish, social barrier, physical abnormality, something that sets you apart and makes you feel like an outcast. you want to contribute original content and give something back to the community. that's it.

>>38622474
It's been 2 years since I could say this place was alright. I continue to come here regardless. If you all have problem with the general content then why not make decent content of your own?

>>38627218
original content and greentext stories
>>38627320
Remember when hotwheels bought out wiz then even he managed to lose his virginity and got disowned by his site members? That was hilarious.
>>38627292
The term of "robot" is useless beyond a term for /r9k/ user as it started. When you attach any more to it, it becomes no true scotsman fallacy and just a way for bitter, lonely nu-arcanine feelfags who have never fit in somewhere else to finally have a place to fit in.

>>38627464
>Reminder that /r9k/ was originally for original content and only became the board for bitter virgins later when people started to take spaghetti stories the wrong way

Yet you complain about our wacky greentext. Oh roastiey.

>>38623187
well if it really is a robot friendly board than it must have rules that prohibit normie post right?

>>38627536
there's no good greentext anymore, almost everyone who made /r9k/ interesting has left. I don't think I complained about anything but absence of decent greentext stories which people today absolutely do not post, with maybe very rare exceptions.

Face it, current arcanine culture has completely killed it. Literally the cancer that got it deleted and brought back as a containment board.

>>38627762
fuck you I'm going to greentext right now

>at work for a property preservation company
>we survey the work that our contractors do
>this involves them going into foreclosed homes on a daily basis
>which I review
>one of them sends me a series of pictures and warns "there are insects infesting this property"
>I pay no mind to it, I like maggots
>clicking through the pictures
>there's a spider
>the size of a football
>in a room, covered in thick cobwebs, the size of a man's arm
>I have a spider phobia after being attacked by a dozen wolf spiders some years ago and barely surviving the extreme allergic reaction
>literally jump out of my chair and try not to scream
>all of my coworkers bully me
>I'm now Ms. Muffet

>>38627762
You're actually right about that.

>>38624526
>I'm a roastie
Discord me your roastie then

>>38622474
why not go make a new r9k on a new site and invite all your fellow robots if it bugs you so much?

>>38628303
I'm not sure I'm masochistic enough to give my discord to a thirsty male contactfag, but if I did, I definitely wouldn't show you my roastie