ITT: We are in the beta uprising

>m-m'lady will you da-date me now?
>"ew get the fuck away from me"
>b-b-but muh uprising

BORN DIFFERENT

>>38620808
Fuck you, this shit never works cause we're all beta cucks and that won't change

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>>38620829
More like

>Ewww, look at Anon, he's such a creep!
>Yeah, why the hell is he carrying a bucket of water around for?
>Oh shit, I think he heard us, Stacy!
>Who gives a shit, he's just a loser, Tracy
>I think he's coming this way!

>Anon, what are you doing with that bucket of water, and what's with that creepy face?
>WHAT THE FUCK?! DON'T DUMP THAT SHIT ON ME, YOU RUINED MY FAVORITE PAIR OF JEANS YOU ASSHO-
>OH FUCK WHY DOES IT BURN OH GOD IT HURTS SO FUCKING BAD PLEASE HELP ME ANON MY SKIN IS ON FUCKING FIRE

https://uniteyouthdublin.files.wordpress.com/2015/01/anarchist-cookbook-william-powell.pdf
Lets do it bois

>take out gun
>pre-prepare to die, Stacy!
>immediately Chad tackles you
>piss yourself and cry
>everyone points at you
>go to jail
>cellmate is Tyrone The Rapper

JUST

>>38621108
>Anarchists Cookbook

That book sucks. Anything in there that actually works has been taken from some other, probably much more accurate book. Here's a military handbook that contains accurate, safer shit than you could find in the Cuck's Cookbook.

https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B8MBQTz73HnHNnF0S0NwUExpZDg/view?usp=drivesdk