Anus thread

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>you will never rim and sniff a woman's stinky, hairy, unwiped butthole
>you will never rim a bp

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Why are buttholes so aesthetic?
I mean they're basically used to expel rank poop, yet I find myself more attracted to them than vaginas

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>>38615448
I know that feel. I'm not attracted to vaginas at all but I'm absolutely obsessed with anuses.

I guess it's because they aren't uncleanable, don't spew blood on a monthly basis, and don't look like an axe wound.

You think they are made to be fucked/played with? Or ijust to make shitting not hurt.

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I'm /anus/ it's my favorite hole on woman or man. However, I do like armpits and legs more.

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>>38615583
Stinky armpits are top tier, hairy and stinky ones on girls.

What do you think of sweaty anuses?

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>>38615404
>>38615448
>>38615491
Oh my Gosh please delete this nasty unnatural gross hetero shit from my thread

>>38615448

puddems never gets old

>>38615607
I actually prefer shaven armpits. Sweaty anuses might be cool but I wouldn't know.It might actually taste better sweaty.

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>>38615627
>not appreciating male and female anuses
fag

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>>38615641
>female anuses
Holy shit you guys have your own board for this hetero propaganda.
WHy don't you fuck back off >>>/pol/ and leave us lgbt robots in peace?

>>38615627
Hey! Don't bully! Anuses are awesome no matter who they belong to! I do prefer trap anus tho

>>38615678
The Anus have no gender

>>38615678
Why are you being such an ass? He's not saying female anuses are better he's just saying they're good.

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>>38615721
>Why are you being such an ass?
Who's the real asshole(yum!), the one that spams disgusting hetero shit all over a lgbt board or the one that cordially points it out?

I just don't understand why I hate to be subjected to all this puke inducing womanshit

>>38615805
>why I have***
origynaly

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>>38615678
Holy heck you are a whiny boy

Take a minute to play with your anus and chill out nerd!

Remember not to go too long without something inside your butt, it will make you cranky.

>>38615627
Lol eat shit faggot
Origionkill

>>38615717
Actually I'd argue the anus is feminine. Especially once you're inside.

>>38615805
/R9K isn't lgbt, haven't you seen all the belly gf threads recently (ew) I do prefer trap asshole but I also like woman asshole I'm just saying you're being kind of rude

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>>38615830
fuck off you're probably just a bislut into women

and yes I'm plugged as I type this you silly slut

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>>38615607
It is a god damn crime that I am not drinking someone's sweat straight from the pit right NOW

How d'y'all feel about farts coming out of buttholes?

>>38615982
I don't think I'd like it, but maybe I would. I CAN jack it to scat porn so I guess fart won't be to bad.

>>38616170
I can only fap to scat porn, when it's from a girl.
grosses me out when dudes do it

>>38616231
Same, MAYBE if it was a twink/trap doing it but a big. hairy man would be gross.

girl (female) here whom just did an enema AMA

>>38616351
record it next time

>>38616351
>girl (female)
EW nasty.
Go away roastie scum

>>38616351
>just did an enema
Why would you do that rather than just eat a healthy diet for a permanently clean pooper?

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>stuck some DXM/guaf tabs up my bum yesterday
>shitting bloody mucus today

did I fuck up?

>>38616351
How can I convince my gf of having anal sex?

>>38616584
>convince my gf of having anal sex
Your best strategy is to tell her you are gay and love trannies.
She'll feel threatened and just beg you to sodomize her azz.

Do this and then report back to us.

boy (male) here today I am going to shave my boicunt and stick drugs inside of it and be a little stoner slut

d-does anyone want to watch

>>38616624
But I don't want her to know the truth about my obsession with traps

>>38616626
No
Robot dejame comentar plox

>>38616626
No, also your parents would have aborted you if they knew how much of a degenerate faggot you've become. But then again, they probably hated you from minute 1.
Kill yourself.

>>38616642
Show GF trap porn
Fap to traps with your GF
Become your GF's trap
Become the GF

>>38616584
Just lube your dick, and "accidentally" stick it in there during doggy.
It's already in there, so s

>>38616740
If a bf did this to me, I'd dump him on the spot. That's rape.

Is this the thread where I ask for anal toy recommendations?

>>38616793
Sure, first:
Budget & country?
Experience?
Do you want something for fucking, plugging, or prostate play?
Do you want something basic, realistic, or fantastical?

>>38615282
assholes that have been used up are the hottest, and grossest thing in the whole world

on one hand its hot how a gay man's asshole looks like a vagina slit after a while; but at the same time its so used up they probably dont get pleasure from being fucked in the ass anymore

>>38616776
Wtf are you talking about?
It's not rape if you are already having sex

>>38616776
"accidents" happen
How would you know it's intentional or not?

>>38616844
Yes it is. You don't automatically consent to every possible sex act when you consent to some sex act.

>>38616857
Well, posts like this have pretty much made me paranoid. So I'll dump a bf over an accident, too. Or maybe only if it ever happens again after that, if I really love him.

>>38616863
No, it's not, roastie.
You bitch wanted it, now you have it.
I can argue for hours.

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>>38616828
Since it's my first toy I don't want to spend too much, so <$30. USA
Only fingered myself before. Can do two fingers easily.
fucking and prostate play. mainly prostate play
basic is fine

>>38616690
I also enjoy(very much) coming inside my gf's vagina and thinking that she may be pregnant, i'ts like the hottest thing ever, but I don't want children yet

>>38616776
I have kinda raped her, but she has a domination fetish, so she likes it

>>38616882
Well, if you really loved him, you would have already offered him your butthole, so you'd never have to worry about that happening anyway

>>38616898
Well, argue amongst yourself then. Seems your strategy consists of repeating shit. It won't become any more true or justified.

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>>38615282
>Really want to get in to assplay
>When I put a finger in my ass it hurts like hell
How do I get used to it anons? Do I have hemroids or somethin?

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>tfw was able to stick all my fingers inside my butt recently with enough lube
its amazing how flexible butts are, one moment two is enough and the next you're sitting on your hand with it deep in your butt

>>38616940
Nope, I don't do that. And this is actually the reason why. I don't mind anal although I don't like it either. Seeing the lengths a guy is willing to go to get his way and trample over my boundaries is an excellent test of his character.

>>38616983
I have fisted myself
I am a straight guy btw, it is truly amazing

>>38616960
Buy a set of dildos from tiny to large and gradually work your way up using lots of lube. Then use buttplugs to keep it gaped. Failing that, you can gape your ass manually, but the golden rule is:

Never do any assplay without lube. You'll just damage yourself

>>38615282
They're better in theory than in practice, just like the majority of sex acts. That's why I rarely bother to earnestly look for sex and instead just fantasize about it.

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>>38616994
It's pretty scary, since you think you'd have to work up a lot to get big things inside of you. but then with some patience and a lot of lube stuff goes in super easily

>>38616906
You could probably use this pretty well, it was my first dildo and I've honestly had 4 of this same dildo over the years.
https://www.amazon.com/Golden-Triangle-Jelly-Vibrator-Caribbean/dp/B000VHFR8M/
I haven't had a lot of success with prostate play, but you can probably find a rip-off aneros for less than $30

>>38617001
My mom is insanely religious and conservative and would flip out if she saw anything sex related. What should I use for a lube substitute?

>>38617047
Olive oil works fine if you're not playing with toys.

WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T USE SALTED BUTTER

>>38617047
vaseline is good for this if you put it back where it was afterwards

>>38617062
Why? Does it burn?

>>38617046
What a rude shape, cheap too. I'll heavily consider this one. I was mainly looking at anal beads earlier. Do they feel special?

>>38617047
Vaseline is probably the best option.

>>38616992
Opening your boundaries, for the one you love is also a test a character, one that you seemed to have failed.
I doubt I'd enjoy eating a girls vagina, but I'd do it if she asked.

>>38617047
If you have olive oil or vegetable oil in the kitchen it's fine, in my experience. You don't need a lot.

>>38617077
It has salt in it.. salt stings if it's used in wounds.

>>38617082
Anal beads never did much for me, then again, I never got any that were bigger than one of my fingers

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>be cute boy
>reveal to girls that i like to crossdress and own a dildo
>they always try to set me up with their gay friends
Why do girls not wanna play with my boyhole?

>>38617173
So you're a straight person? Why don't you explain that to them?

>>38617173
Normie girls don't wanna be gay

>>38617173
You're cutting to the throat too quickly. Wait until they're already your gf, then introduce it into sexual play. If you played your cards right they'll be too invested at that point to run.

>>38617173
>be girl (female)
>want a cute bf who wears girly clothes and lets me dom him
>they're all gay

Why aren't you in my life?

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>>38617226
Im super shy and submisive.
Dont really know much about relationships and little of what i know i learned from anime.
They say that girls are equal to men and have similar or bigger sex drives. But the exact same girls who say that never seem to follow that dynamic. If guys are attracted to weak and small shy women but there are also guys who are attracted to masculine and dominating women, where are the opposites on female side? All girls seem to want the same :(

>watch nasty anal porn
>little poop comes out
>doesn't get me hot right away
>start thinking about that scene
>watch it over and over
>try to find more anal videos with shit coming out
>soon I'm jacking of to scat
>now I'm "one of those guys" I guess
And yes. /anus/

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>>38617268
I tried that.
We never got to sexual part but she tried badly to make me try on her clothes and she used flat iron on my hair. She was the one who made me do it but when i let her she became cold and distant. >Kept calling me pansy.
>Said its not as fun if i dont resist.
So she basically wanted a vin diesel who would wear skirt for her.
But im not manly at all. I dont wanna be stripped of power. I dont enjoy humiliation. Just wanted to be loved the way i was.

Buttholes are a miracle of the universe, lads. Keep posting and never stop

>>38617001
I shove stuff on my butt, absolutely no prostate orgasm, I have found it but touching does nothing. What am I doing wrong here?

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>>38617385
Welcome to the other side anon, there's no going back

>>38617020
>>38616983
Really? I've spent hours lubing and playing with my butt but I'm just too tight. always wanted to fit something bigger inside me.

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>>38617782
I don't believe the too tight thing, I used to think the same. I had never done anything more than fingers, but when I get really horny I want to fit the world in my butt. You can just keep stretching in the moment, going a little bit further and taking it slowly and you should be able to after a half hour or so.

>>38617762
im in the same boat, ive found my prostate but theres no good feelings

>>38617853
Are you sure about that? Because I've been playing with my butt for nearly 3 years now and I've gotten stuck at 3 fingers.

>>38617901
quit using fingers you stupid fuck, and use an actual object

>>38617939
I don't have anything else you fucker, fuck off.

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>>38617901
I'm positive. It's a mental thing and an unwillingness to want to stretch yourself probably. If you kept trying I'm sure you could.

>>38617948
then quit complaining y9ou dumb shit, you would think you would figure out why the fuck you can't get past three fingers
neck yourself

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Please for the love of god do not post Scat or Fart stuff. You're ruining the beauty of the butt.

>>38617981
Fucking shove your own head up your ass if that's what you're so good at you fag

>>38618006
you done yet retard? wipe the tears faggot

>>38618004
>Please for the love of god do not post Scat or Fart stuff.
Fuck off normalfag
The point of butts is the stuff that comes out of them

>>38617855
>>38614399
>>38614487
>>38614573
>>38617901


I would like to quote this archived thread from earlier and wonder about the submissive thing. If you think yourself as something feminine, faggot and submissive, your ass definitely opens up even out of context like it was naturally being ready to be submissively fucked. It will get moist as hell as well like a filthy whore getting wet. But most people are not gay at all and just would like to get fucked in the butt.

Even if it's like that it still doesn't properly help me find the "right spot" of the prostate, but definitely helps. Still want to figure out how.

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>>38618004

>He doesn't get hard watching this
>2017

>>38617766

>>38615282
what the fuck is this /b?

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>>38618004
It's natural anon, it's actually part of a buttholes allure. Something so qt, can make something so dirty.

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>>38618060

Definitely fake shit. How disappointing.

>>38618021
seems pretty difficult to just change your state of mind like that. i do love thinking of myself as a submissive slut wanting to be fucked in the ass but when im there fingering myself it doesnt really feel like it

>>38617766
I want back
This ride is too wild for me

>>38618099
keep telling yourself that, all shit looks the same amarite

>>38617766
>tfw get rock hard looking at shit
there really is no going back

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>>38618113

>tfw I'm a scat expert

I've literally watched tens of thousands of scat videos. I know my shit (lol). It could be real though who knows. It does look fake in my books though.

>>38618100
Kinda like how it feels like a waste being able to be fucked in the ass so easily and I can't feel that orgasmic pleasure that makes me cum like most people do. Besides its also a waste of pleasure for others by not being gay at all since I would probably be worth a good fuck. On a good day I can make so much natural lube it can clean my ass so well I could say it removes 99% of the shit besides leaving my ass so lubed that I don't need artificial one. Also my ass is very flexible and adaptable.

>>38618237
What do you mean by **natural lube? Because sometimes when I get horny my ass feels wet but it's not "lubed up" or anything but it feels turned on**

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>>38615282
It says "Anus general" thread so .... Yeah

>>38618345
Literal mucous. Your ass creates mucous so you don't hurt yourself taking hard shits. Actually when I lost the fear of breaking my ass inserting stuff was by thinking about how big shit can be and its even thicker then a real dick. So things that big going in and out from the ass has no difference. Mucous to go out it's as effective as going in.

It just freaks me out how I naturally am born to be fucked in the ass, it gives me the fucking shills.

>>38618015
<The point of butts is the stuff that comes out of them
Yup! And that is what makes them even hotter.

Aaaaaand let me just bump this right back to the top. /anus/

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>start shaving boyhole and cock
>keep missing single hairs and finding them
>takes easily 20 minutes just to get my cheeks and bussy smooth before I start working on the balls
Is there a faster way to do this, brobots? I don't want my bussy to feel scratchy and gross!

also, girlhole cuz I'm a bifag who likes triggering homos who think r9k is an lgbt board

>>38619763
hair removal cream my dood
you can get it laser removed, or wax it, for a permanent/longer effect

>>38619763
>>38619813
How do you shave? It seems like an almost impossible zone to shave without hurting yourself. I fucking love pink shaved asses even mine.

>>38619833
squat over a mirror to shave
that works for me atleast

>>38619833
A quality razor is fucking paramount. You're endangering your asshole using anything less than a fresh Gillette.

I probably shouldn't be putting a razor around my asshole anyways though, should probably take >>38619813 's advice

>>38619763
Hair removal cream is amazing for the arms and legs. Ass too but I don't know if it works all the way down your crack. You need to shave your dick & balls though the cream is not good for that. It's also a good idea to get a shower mirror so that you can look and clear up any spots you missed with a razor after. I'd really only bother with that if someone was going to see me close-up in a sex and I wanted to be perfectly hairless though.

Disposable razors have always worked fine for any part of my body, in fact I'd probably be more nervous about getting cut by one of those super sharp multi-blades. The single blade disposable ones are safe to just run all over the place as long as you don't put too much pressure on them.

>>38615282
Is it more pleasurable in the ass or vagina?

The ass will be 100% clean in this context same for vagina

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>"Eating boipussy the other day when suddenly"
>*BBBBRRRRAAAAAAAAPPPPP*
~Yuuuuuummers!!~
Boipussy trapbraps are so hot. ;)

>>38621188
You are so lucky. How did it taste?

Lads I'm extremely fucking horny right now.

I need a trap to fuck and cum inside right now

Any of you cucks got kik?

The anus is an exit, not an entrance. This is naughty and degenerate. Sort yourselves out

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>>38621428
This faggot doesn't realize I was mocking the degenerates who post on here.
Now i have actual gay fart fetishists replying to my comment

jesus fucking christ SAAAAAAAAAGEEE

>>38619763
Shaving my butt and gentials usually takes like less than 5-10 minutes tops.Once a week, so it's already pretty short when I start and I just do it in the shower
I might buy cream for my legs, I find legs to be even more of a hassle imo just because mine are long.
Thankfully I'm not that hairy elsewhere though, so I don't have to worry about arm/chest/back hair etc. Can't even grow a beard

I just stuck two fingers in my butt after reading this thread

What now...?

>>38621843
>What now...?
Yur gay

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>>38621465
It's 2017, so many youths are basing sex off porn that they probably think buttholes were mean to have a secondary purpose, which is to extract semen.
Girls are even taking poops, and getting their butts tongued hours later like it's no big deal.

I can't wait to see what the next taboo act becomes common

>>38621963
What do I do now anon

I'm scared

>>38621998
That may not be good. It will probably be polygamy, or cuckholdry

>>38617047
Toothpaste :^)

sjkafhjdfffasf

>>38622062
Both which would only benefit Chad & Tyrones.
Though its' not like anything sex related ever benefits robots to begin with.

>>38621999
You stop being ghey

>>38622062
No it's gender reassignment. And this is actually very scary when you stop seeing it as a meme and realize how serious it got.

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>>38623086
What's the problem?
That's just more potential people to fuck. manly dudes I'd otherwise wouldn't even glance at are not qt fems with trained boipuccis.

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>this will never ever happen to you
>that swaying

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>>38623228
Pls stop i'm on noFAP !

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>>38623301
There's no benefits of nofap, it's just a reddit meme
Just let yourself cum anon, and submit to hedonistic pleasure.

>>38623403
>cumming in a few seconds

Cute. Would love to suck it dry.

>>38623467
he probably warmed up or edged beforehand

>>38623522
He was probably on nofap, considering how intensely sensitive it was.

>tfw no bf to force a masturbation ban on then make him cum in seconds

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>>38623403
Damn nigga are u trying to make me a faggot ?!
its working