Do girls actually like these? I find it hard to imagine girls

>cucked by sparky thunderknot

They mostly sell as novelty/jokes or to camgirls. Most girls don't I know even like large dildos, if they have sex toys at all they're generally just small vibrators.

I'm pretty sure it's mostly for camwhores and gay men.
Some of the dildos fags use would fucking kill a woman if she tried to shove it in her cunt.

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>>38614658
I wouldn't mind one? this is what I share with my gf now

a knot dildo would probably feel pretty good.

>convince gf to buy one
>this is my fetish
>now its all she wants to use, says the knot makes her cum like crazy and the thought that its not human drives her crazy

>>38614935
Is it just me or is this stuff getting more and more normalized?
I heard some bormie friends talking about horse dildos and how their gfs wanted them.
Wtf is going on.

>>38614969
Happened to me to anon. even tried a to leave it in the drawer but she made me get it. Its the first thing she wants inside her and the last thing she uses on herself after I nut. Hell all she wants me for is to piston the thing in her. I'll put it this way I'm glad we don't have a dog.

>>38615017
Look, most of the girls have already fucked a guy from the hood so the natural progression for them is a dog or horse. For the life of me I have no idea what will be next, maybe a doggie gangbang

>>38615050
there are some cock-sheaths with knots on them
you might have more fun with those

>>38615050
Her sisters have dogs, which worries me.
Mfw her and her sisters are all hot as fuck, and the thought of them being sluts for their pitbull and anatolian shepard is shamefully arousing.

>>38615098
Jesus crist public doggie gangbangs.
This is truely a brave new world.

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>>38615017
Its a dirty fantasy and therefore exciting?

>>38615175
I guess thats true.
Maybe im just being too prudish, its just weird and makes me feel a little inadequate. Its a literal horse for christ sake.

>>38615118
Dildos with sheathes? How would that even work.

>>38615175
Do girls really have those types of fantasies? They obviously keep them fantasies most of the time, but do girls really like that kinda stuff?

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Some of this stuff is kinda hot desu senpai...

>>38615293
nono, you put the sheath on your own cock
like this:
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph59177eecc22e1

>>38615372
Thats next level cuckary.

>>38615372
Huh i didnt know what was a thing, i wonder if you can still feel things through it.

>>38615372
D-do you own one? Asking for a friend.

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>>38615412
>>38615399
the head is still free so you still get some pleasure
>>38615427
no, even if I did, I'd have noone to fuck with it

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The thing is, dildos are fucking awful compared to real cock. They don't satisfy anywhere near enough. The only way to make them stimulating enough is to give them lots of fun bumps and ridges and knots.

Also, humans should really have knots, knots are the best thing in the universe. One day I'm honestly gonna let a real dog knot in me, I just need it too much.

>>38615442
Whats with the hoop at the base?

>>38614819
This. Penetration isn't all that great.

>>38615472
Could you imagine when augments become real all the dick mods you can have?

>>38615481
your balls go through that hole

>>38615472
I really hope youre a girl, ore atleast a girl(male)

>>38615512
How the heck do you expect to fit balls in there? Its barely big enough for one nut.

>>38615546
it's made of silicone, it stretches

>>38615481
I figure it's for pulling out

>>38615472
That would explain why my gf likes all the bumpy ridgey ones. Its kinda weird though because she seems to love the dildos and use them more than sex but keeps insisting she prefers my real cock. Im pretty sure shes just trying to make me feel better, i wish i had a knot.

>>38615565
Kinda looks like an alien weapon.

>>38615593
No, trust me, even a cocklet is better than the ridgiest, hugest-knotted monster dildo in the world. It's the warm, pulsing, aliveness of it. Silicone will never match flesh.

I wish you had a knot too, though. I'd find you and ride it like a fucking rollercoaster.

so im not the only one who wants these

>>38615683
Trust me if i could get one i would.
Its sounds hot as fuck to knot someone

>>38615732
Nope, aparently its becoming a normal thing. They sell them in normal sex shops beside regular dildos and noone thinks its weird. Kinda crazy

>>38614658
Do normal girls really use that shit though? Big sticks must hurt at some point

>>38615912
From what i can tell they do.
Not always huge monster dildos, but they like the exotic things like dog and horse dildos.
They wont admit it to guys because theyre worried about seen as weird or sluts, but girls are pretty open with eachother

>>38615472
Damn i really hope you find that real dog youre looking for. Thats hot as fuck anon

>>38615472
>knots
What the fuck is a knot, m8

>>38615974
Fuck me then

>>38615313
Absolutely, just like you have fantasies about fucked up perverted shit.
>>38615215
If its horse sized thats way too big, im talking about dog knots. horses are much too big for any girl who isnt ruined

>>38614658
>they sell enough of them to stay in business
there you have your answer
women are filthy

>>38616104
Yeah i could get behind that.
Its still kinda weird, but if it makes her happy id get her a dog dildo

>>38616028
Knot is at the base of the cock on a dog it sells up like a balloon inside the girl so that they cant pull the cock out while to doggo is cumming

>>38616028
search "knot" on tumblr, safe search off
you'll find a reoccurring theme

>>38616221
But doesn't that prevent more thrust? Fucking a dog sounds disgusting to normies, you know. Unless we're talking about some robotic vamp on steroids I doubt girls will ever want to feel a dog's cock in their bottoms

>>38616282
>normie
For a board that complains about normalfags you guys talk about them a lot

>>38616305
Normalfag infestation is much smaller than it appears. I'm not one of those rheeetards. So if I say you sound like a normie, you're probably one

>>38616282
Not a dog though, just the dildo.
Girls love that kinky shit just like everybody else. Its just a fantasy

Has anyone else noticed that the surface material makes a huge difference? I feel like I might be just imagining it.
bare dick>>>> silicone>>>>>>>>>>>>latex and polyurethane >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>glass

Fuck i wish i had a had a girl to explore this with.
Just to talk about kinks and dog knots and stuff.

>>38616423
Id imagine glass has very little texture, but i didnt realize bare skin and latex and rubber were all that different

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>>38616260
Yoo what the fuck is wrong with tumblr

>>38616453
Glass is just really hard, and if you don't warm it up, cold.

I'm honestly not sure about the difference between dick and condom, either. It could be psychological, or it could be that guys tend to fuck differently when they're wearing a condom. But I think it might be because the skin is softer and silkier than lubricated rubber, and because skin stretches and slides over the flesh. Condoms don't slide on the dick. That would be bad.

>>38616612
I can confirm that condoms suck.
Nobody likes them

>>38616612
You sound like you have a lot of experience with this...

>>38616633
If you have a dick, sure, I understand it's the consensus. But the vagina is supposed to basically numb on the surface.

>>38616679
If I did I'd know. All I have is some scattered observations and a lot of confusion and curiosity.

>>38614819
That's wrong, just go on Bad Dragon's forum or Toypics.

>>38616692
I dont think it is, girls can feel the difference

>>38616750
I guess so then. I'll have to fuck more to find out for myself.

>>38616840
Normies dont have sex.
You must be a normie

>>38616692
>the vagina is number
NOOOOO. It's just not as sensitive as the clit and for whatever reason despite how good it feels its a lot harder to orgasm from.
Imagine if your dick felt the same sensations but for whatever reason only one small area on it triggered orgasms and felt 20x better than the rest of it.

>>38617112
In my womens studies class one of the girls went off on a rant about how women fucking dogs is empowering and that it has all these health benefits.
She claimed that dog cocks were perfectly shaped for human vagina.
Always thought it was weird that most of the girls agreed but were a lot quieter

>>38617156
Sounds like a great disgusting submissive whore.

>womens studies

Shit, makes sense.

>>38617156
What the shit, seriously? Where do you live?
Pretty sure people would get kicked out for talking about fucking dogs in class.

>>38617265
Live in Toronto, lots of fucked up shit here
Not only did she not get kicked out, they agreed with her and called her brave.
>>38617260
Womens studies was manditory for my degree is accounting, supposedly to help me understand women better when im in a position of power.

>>38617329
I can only repeat "what the shit". America is all shades of fucked up.

>>38617406
Yeah i saw her walking her dog a couple times... It was this huge bull mastif balls swinging around like tennis balls.

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>>38617435
I honestly didn't think that's something that happened in real life, with people talking about fucking dogs like it ain't no thing.

>>38614819
>Most girls don't I know even like large dildos
Mmkay, peewee.
>>38615498
Asshole=/=vagina, queer

>>38617467
The weirdest thing was that they all agreed. I was the only guy in that class and they all agreed. They even started talking about the medical benefits of dog semen.

>>38617473
Honestly, penetration really isn't all that amazing usually.

>>38617496
I hope you just happened to walk into a class randomly filled with absolutely insane people.

>>38617473
Do ass and vagina feel that different? I dont have a vagina and ive never stuck anything up my ass.

>>38617550
I did not, i had 3 months of class with these women. They talked about horses the same way once too.

>Most girls I know I've met on 4chan
>Almost every one of them (Close to a dozen?) are into this but don't have the money
>I have a Bad-dragon dog dildo and most of them talk about coming over to do lewd stuff with it
>We're all shut in neets so it'll never happen but it's nice to pretend

It's mostly the shutin girls who watch a lot of hentai that are into it but yeah, there are definitely plenty who are. I'd own one if they weren't $200.

>>38617614
Hmu senpai i wanna talk to lewd girls too

>>38617496
>>38617601
Hilarious that a womens studies class is actually teaching you how women really are.

Most are submissive whores that love being degraded so much that they want to be used by animals. For a lot of women that is their true nature.

>>38617601
Well, I feel genuinely sorry for you, anon. I'm doing finances (well, used to) and luckily I never had to take any shit like that.

>>38617614
That's an exaggeration, my dearest and closest companion only cost me $70 on Bad Dragon.

>>38617550
>penetration really isn't all that amazing usually.
No shit, you're a man.
Ate you actually retard?

>>38617667
Maybe just the women who take womens studies

>>38617701
Hes just pretending to be retarded sempai

>>38617663
Just act autistic and socially awkward until they think you're cute and comfortable around you then it just goes to lewd naturally, usually they start it. Don't know man.

>>38617694
I got my small Cole for $50 on a sale. Elypse Art toys are absolutely close to $200.

>>38615098
Surely it has already been done? It must be

>>38617784
Google it a report your findings

>>38615472
Btw what exactly is that knot thing on dogs?

Does it have a biological function?

>>38617833
Swells to lock inside the females vagina in order to finish ejaculating inside and keep it inside until he's done.

Also feels great.

>>38617833
It's to keep all the cum in. You don't just want it to all leak out, that would lower the chance of impregnation.

Which is the hottest fucking thing ever because a guy staying inside you is the hottest thing ever, and being literally unable to remove the cock just makes that better.

>>38615912
Apparently "good dick hurts"

I have one, it is muey bien

>>38617877
Sometimes when youve got it so big it hurts your brain just shuts down and all it can think about is cumming.

>>38617871
Amen, its fucking hit as shit.
Ill never understand people who like facials when you can bury that load where it belongs

>>38617907
This is how it worked when I talked a fuck buddy into trying fisting. After I got in to my wrist she just stopped saying anything, just making noise and cumming. She got hooked on it after that and every time we hooked up she wanted me to fist her, or fist her and fuck her at the same time.

Man, I love size queens, I miss having a friend with benefits.

>>38617925
Nothing against facials man, they are hot too, but a knot is a knot.

>>38617934
Damn sounds like a dream come true.
Its honestly so hot how they just whimped and shake with orgasm.

>>38617907
>>38617934
This scares me on a primal level.

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>>38618024
Dehumanize yourself and face the orgasm

>>38618024
Some of the best parts were the texts the next morning, "I'm sore and it's making me horny again, can I come over?" then after a couple weeks one fist wasn't making her sore anymore, and she wanted to try two. First fist up to the wrist, and about 4 fingers in and she was cumming so hard I was worried she might break my fingers.

Those were good times. Too bad it was years ago.

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>>38617934
>friend with benefits
>/r9k/

>>38618059
See >>38618055
>Too bad it was years ago

We also met on craigslist because I don't leave my house and don't meet anybody any other way. Robot enough for you?

>>38618055
>two fists
You better be memeing. This is literally from a joke my father used to tell.
>Put your fingers inside me
>Now your fist
>Now add your other fist
>and now clap
>can't, huh? Told you I was tight

>>38618075
>robot enough for you?
no fuck off you filthy normie

>>38618105
To be fair, that would be a tight fit

>>38618105
My dad used to tell me the same joke. That's creepy.

Naw, not a joke, turned out she was a massive SJW and something I said about jews triggered her so hard she never talked to me again, so the furthest we made it was was one fist all the way in, and all fingers+thumb on my left hand, and dick under that. Never managed both fists, it takes time to actually stretch a vagina that much. A fist is surprisingly easy for most girls, but past that is when you have to take your time and put in effort.

>>38614658
women love beast dick

>>38618147
Shame she got so triggered.
Shes probably found some other evil rightwinger to fist her into orgasm.

>>38618214
Actually funny thing, she started dating some older guy (like nearly 40) that was just as left wing SJW as her, she came by to pick some of her things up and talked about how "The sex is boring but at least he's not an anti-semite" to paraphrase. I guess he's very vanilla and asks for permission to do anything. But he has money and loves jews so hey, good for her.

>>38618142
I'd assume so.

>>38618147
I'm convinced dad's everywhere tell the same lame jokes. There's probably monthly meetings.

>it takes time to actually stretch a vagina
I'd assume so. Can't say I've ever tried because not a fan of stretching.

>>38618247
Its funny how sjw men are always so tame and painfully vanilla.
Hope shes happy in her misery i guess.

>>38618264
It does actually take a bit of time.
My dick is about the width of my forearm, and when i met my wofe she was a kissless handholdless virgin. Took about 6 months to slowly stretch her wide enough so that it wouldnt hurt her

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>>38618264
>I'd assume so. Can't say I've ever tried because not a fan of stretching.
It's one of my fetishes but I can take it or leave it. If she's into it? Hottest thing in the world, makes me cum in seconds if I fuck her after fisting. If she's not into it? I don't even think about it really.

Fun stuff though. I used to think it was weird but when I turned 20 and the girl I had been dating broke up with me I ended up not giving a fuck about anything sexual anymore, now I'll try basically anything except FMM+ sex and cuck shit. Gotta be open about these things if you're desperate for human interaction.

>>38618271
It's pretty expected, if they think all sex is rape unless they constantly ask "Is it okay if I do this?" then it's going to be boring as fuck.

Last I saw, she has her own 3 bedroom house because the guy pays for the majority of it. I'm sure she's happy.

>You can be a hostile, vapid cunt with a gaping vagina and terrible personality but as long as you're female you can have your own house paid for by somebody else

>>38618305
>It does actually take a bit of time.
It does past a point, there's a point where it won't even stay stretched over night and that takes almost no time, just a lot of lube and a little patience, like five-ten minutes. But once you pass that point where it might take a few days or weeks to return back to normal, then it takes effort, doing some stretching every day to work it looser, etc.

To stay on topic, the best part about the elypse-art toys is that it's pumped, so you get it inside and pump it, so you don't have to work the muscles that are the hardest to stretch. The interior of the vagina can fit a lot, it's the muscles at the entrance to it that have to be worked the most.

>>38618392
>gotta be open about these things if you're desperate for human interaction
Being sexually open minded is generally a good idea I'd think.

Speaking of toys, what's a good beginners toy for penetration, maybe with some clit stimulator attached? Asking for a friend.

>>38618392
.. That gif, why boner

>>38615098
Fido'd.com soon?

>>38618430
If you have a vagina, or you're using it for anal, it's different. I can actually give you some suggestions (Maybe not direct toy recommendations, but things to look for) depending on what you're going to use it for. It's important because anal toys and vaginal toys are completely different.

>>38618431
Because it's hot as fuck?
>Woman is so desperate to cum that she's used bigger and bigger toys to fill her holes, resorting to a giant pumped dog cock toy to stretch her to the max
It's pretty primal.

>>38618430
Can i be that friend? Orregano

>>38615313
not necessarily tbqhwyf

>>38618479
She looks so wet too damn.
Something about women being so desperate and hubgry for orgasm that they drive themselves to dog cock and fisting.

So does the knot on these things actually feel good? Does it get stuck like a wolves would?

>>38618392
Anyone got a full video of this?

>this thread

you guys are just trolling, r-right?

>>38618479
Yeah, for vaginal stimulation. Hence the 'added clit stimulator' thing.

>>38618491
You need a toy too?

>>38618577
It's good stuff mate.
>>38618579
So, a couple things.
1) For vaginal and anal it's different, for anal on a guy the knot will actually massage your prostate which is why a lot of guys like dog toys. For vaginal it pushes on the gspot and pelvis if it's large enough, which is incredibly pleasurable for women. (Which is why fisting feels so good, for some reason pressing against her pelvis from the inside is an erogenous zone)
2) It will get stuck if you get it inside and let your muscles re-adjust, this works for vaginal if the knot's big enough, if you have a smaller knot it will still get forced out just naturally, which is why the elypseart ones are so good because you can pump it bigger inside you so it won't slip out normally.

>>38618600
Last question before I start suggesting things, is this your first toy for penetration ever, or by beginner do you mean gradually working up to bigger things kind of beginner? If it's a first penetrating toy you'd want something different which is why I ask.

>>38618649
Yeah, first actual toy for penetration. I just got clit stuff so far.

What's wrong with those? Dog dildos are still better then *nice guy* or *white knights* penises so of course girls would like it.

>>38618796
If you're on the smaller side, absolutely look for things that say "small", it's kind of funny because even a "small" toy for women is actually the size of an average penis, but that's beside the point.

Avoid glass, lot of girls like them but I wouldn't suggest it for a first toy. I would suggest something that says "jelly" in the name, it's a lot softer than normal silicone and basically all of my female friends get a jelly toy as their first one because of it. It has some squish to it and it's flexible, normal silicone is kind of rigid and inflexible.

Then you have the clit stuff, there are a lot of toys that have a little rabbit looking clit stimulation on it, those only really work if you just keep it in you and use the vibration, so it's kind of hard to suggest one that's a combination. You may be better off with a normal clit vibrator and a jelly dildo without vibration to get you started, that way you can properly fuck yourself with the dildo while still having a vibrator for your clit the whole time.

Amazon has plenty of cheap jelly dildos, you can just go off of reviews and size, and find a color you like, they're not hard to shop for because they're pretty basic. Just make sure the reviews are over 3 stars, typically if it's under 3 it's something that breaks or made of shitty materials.

>>38618903
Thanks anon, you seem to know your stuff, I appreciate it. I already have a clitoral stimulation toy (just a massager, nothing fancy) so maybe just a small dildo would be good.
Thanks for the tip about silicone too, I'd thought silicone would be best because of the whole body-safe and waterproof thing.

>>38618903
Ive got one question for you.
How the heck do you meet someone on craigslist who isnt a literal whore

>>38619033
Well jelly dildos can be and can't be made out of safe materials, you have to read reviews and stuff to make sure, if it's made of something cheap and bad for you the reviews WILL tell you. It's something you have to see on a toy by toy basis.

>>38619101
Strictly platonic section, chances are everybody there who isn't already in a relationship is looking to fuck without feeling like a whore.

>>38619305
Yeah, I don't mind shelling out some cash for a decent toy, I'd rather not put cheap stuff up myself anyway.

so where do you buy the knot thing that goes on your dick? want to try with my girlfriend

>>38620673
Bad-dragon sheaths or wearables just google that you'll find shit. You'd be better off just using a strapon harness with a normal bad-dragon toy though, the sheaths don't stay on well and you have to basically wear a cock ring to stay hard with them anyways.