Ideal GF thread

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>>38610711
>tfw no qt gf that genuinely loves me

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literally perfectttttto

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I love Uru, shes so nice.

>>38610711
Why dafuq do u want a girl who doesn't want to hold hands with u in public

Shit reeks of either insecurity or shame to be seen with u

>>38610785
Because OP is retarded and thinks anime is real life

>>38610785
but shyness is cute, anon. I want a shy ginger gf so we can raise our self-esteems together.

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This is the last thing i will post before bed.

she just needs to be able to put up with how much I like dinosaurs
the more she likes them, too, the better

>>38610797
I actually rarely watch anime, tried some but I can't get into any of it.

>>38610807
What are your favourite dinosaurs? Pick a herbivore and carnivore from Triassic, Jurassic, and Cretaceous.

>>38610994
I'd have to spend a lot more time carefully deciding, and a few don't fit quite so cleanly into the herb/carn dichotomy...
but lets go...
plateosaurus, herrerasaurus
diplodocus, microraptor
sauroposeidon, and gigantoraptor

just off the top of my head
what about you?

>>38611078
>>38611078
Thecodontosaurus (rare:omnivore), Procompsognathus

Stegosaurus (dem Thagomizers), Allosaurus

Therizinosaurus, Spinosaurus

Don't know why I put Triassic, literally know nothing about it.

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This is not a joke. I don't know what else to say, it's late and I'm tired

>>38611202
yeah, there aren't many common triassic dinosaurs, but its fun to learn about
I like herrerasaurus because of how clear that theropod body plan is from such an early period

I'm about to head to bed, though, if you wanna talk more about dinosaurs in the future you can leave your discord, if it pleases you

These threads are retarded and if you actually spent the time making one of those do the world a favor and kill yourself

>>38611243
Get on over to Carnivora forum, even got a dinosaur section.

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NOT A GF BUT I LOVE DONGS

>>38611385
how many dongs in vietnam do you have to have to be considered wealthy?

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>>38610711
Most of people that make these completely miss the purpose of being in a relationship with a woman.

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one of my lesser posted ones,,,

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>>38610801
I mean, I agree shyness is cute, but that's fucking retarded. If she can't hold hands with her BOYFRIEND without having a fucking anxiety attack, I can't imagine she'd want to do any other entertaining thing in public.

>>38611242
>*URRRRP*
>Whew, that soda sure made me gassy.

ded

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>>38610769
That's beautiful, anon. She sounds wonderful.

>>38613069
You the same guy from the last thread?

>>38614324
Correct, I am.

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>>38614398
Tubular thanks for the response, I wanted to repost mine but I wasn't sure if that fell in line with proper etiquette.

>>38614498
I mean, I don't know if it falls in line with etiquette either, but oh well.

I like your gf, I wouldn't mind having one like that. I like how nervous they get. I'd probably be like that too, which is why it appeals to me.

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Who else here would want an oblivious mommy gf who thinks groping and fresh kisses are as normal as hugs and cheek kisses?

>>38614841
As long as they aren't literal mommy gf, and look thick like in the pic, I wouldn't mind having one. But I especially like the things you mentioned in your actual post.

>>38611242
this is the gf I want and that stresses me out

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>>38610711
Choose wisely. There are pros and cons to each situation.

>>38610805
Thats the girl from the Beetlejuice cartoon.

>>38615834
Secluded gf looks chubby and smelly can I marry her

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>inb4 normies come whining about their gfs
leave

>>38614841
i would
tfw no mommy gf

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>>38616267
This one. Every time. Fuck it.

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gonna be dumping a few

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Just watching Smoc3 and cuddling. Goddamn.

>>38616085
Pros
>loyal
>kindhearted
>shares interests
>very relatable

Cons
>lazy
>aloof
>slobby
>sarcastic

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>>38616373
akdjfjfkdkdjd

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>>38616267
similarly

>orginially

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>>38611604
only manlets like womanlets

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>>38616435
And that's it, this is all i can find in my phone

>>38615834
I live in New York so I'll take the savvy gf

>>38616480
I like short girls and I'm 6'3". I want to be able to pick her up and swing her around and stuff.

>>38617033
PROS
>Always says something thought provoking
>High paying job
>Far reaching social circle
>Cool motorcycle

CONS
>Often busy with work
>Travels for weeks at a time
>Cold and distant at times
>Self confident to a fault

>>38617039
to each his own I guess, I just think it's silly. I'm 6'0 and would want a 5'11 gf

>>38617076
Sounds good, I'm not gonna let her walk on me like a little bitch so everything else is fine

>>38615834
Sleepy gf 100%

>>38617114
>I'm 6'0 and would want a 5'11 gf
patrician

>>38617114
I'm 6'0" as well, but I prefer women to be about a head shorter than me. Like in the 5'7"-5'8" range.

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>>38610770
Gross. Walther MPL is a far superior gunfriend.

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Because I know we all want it and it will piss off a few people.

>>38615834
sweet gf is the only correct answer

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>>38610734
It's a pain that only gets worse with time.

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>tfw she showed up in my dream again last night
>wake up and realize she will literally never even exist

>>38617168
PROS
>Pleasant attitude
>Petite and cute
>Always eager to see you
>Very fun to cuddle

CONS
>Bratty
>Childish hobbies
>Doesn't leave the house
>Clingy

>>38616426
>sarcastic
>lazy
>aloof
Those aren't cons, that's me

>>38610711
reminds me of my oneitis
unironically

>>38617316
PROS
>Positive outlook
>Your parents love her
>Smells nice
>Loves taking care of you

CONS
>Know it all
>Orders a lot of food then only eats a little bit
>Neat freak
>Kind of an SJW

>>38615834
scholar gf

>>38617310
Seeing this caused pain. End it.

>>38617438
PROS
>Well read
>Excellent manners
>Never been in a relationship before
>Loves animals and nature

CONS
>Her parents hate you
>Socially awkward
>Low sex drive
>Cries easily

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Will our ideal gfs find us? Or are we alone in this world?

Girls are posting these to Facebook and going "lol that's me" by the way. Many of them being roastie whores that don't even remotely match the description.

>>38616480
>tfw no neofolk gf

> Had dream gf
> Years later
> Ended up aspiring to become dream gf instead
> Starting HRT soon

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS FUCKING FEEL?!

>>38617823
Post screenshots faget

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>>38617972
Turtle dumpling salad

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stalkergf best gf

>>38616426
Only one of those cons is remotely a con and it still makes me horny anyway

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fresh OC coming through

>tfw robot says you're unoriginal

>>38618382
That girl is a fucking bitch and a lying whore.

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cool and dom is best gf

>>38618498
this is a fantasy thread, anon

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>>38617326
I'm tearing up, fuck

>>38615834
you ripped me off to make sweet gf didn't you
sleepy gf a cute

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>>38618560
I need this so insanely bad

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>>38618120
Ayy, I remember that thread

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Just made this one
>tfw no short dark curly hair gf

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>>38618120
>tfw no stalker gf not willing to fetch me a few artifacts

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>>38618890
I know this feel as well fellow anon.

After being in countless of these threads i'm quite happy that i'm still a khv. Having a gf seems like fun at the start but it probably gets really annoying after a few weeks.

>>38619680
How old ar you.

>>38619680
Depends on the kind, I think the typical lusted after GF or even the tradional house wife would both get super old fast, however i think having a dominant gf wouldn't really go to shit.

>>38617326
First time in these threads that a picture actually made me feel a bit.

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>>38617326
>>38618716
It genuinely saddens me deeply that the likelihood of finding a girl like that is slim to none.

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I stole this one off of /bant/

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favorite time of the day has come

>>38619736
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>>38619764
Imagine you want to do stuff on your own and then suddenly your dominant gf comes in and screws everything up.
I think just having a sexfriend is better than a girlfriend,not that i could know of course.

>>38620438
I can't really imagine that though, the point of having a relationship, afaik, is having more fun together with someone than alone, is it not?

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>>38617326
>>38617310
These two hurt the most, i just want a tomboy to watch anime and say "fuck normalfags" with

>>38618095
Forgot to quote this one too, this hurts just as much

>>38620292
the worst part is they ALWAYS fucking say that then take it back the moment they feel like it

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Hey guys its me, hows errybody?

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>>38610711
rolly bolly gfgf

>>38616267
that's me except I'm crazy

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>>38616267
This one. Fucking this one.
Normies think this is having unrealistic expectations and that the girl has to do all the work. What they dont understand is that i would be exactly the same way towards her. Im fairly certain this kind of girls do t actually exist tho.

>>38620292
this one makes me want to fucking cry jesus christ my favorite

>>38620922
>except I'm crazy
crazy how

>>38621123
got like 6 mental disorders senpai

>>38614498
I want to make this gf cum over and over again until she can barely move.

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Playing in the background:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tm05H32DOzc

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literally perfect, original, and unique

>>38620438
I'm 24. Having a girlfriend is exceptionally hard for autists. I tried it doesn't work for long. Atleast I still have my v card :O

>>38621862
>hard for autists.
just find someone equally spergy

>>38610770
>monkeynigger gun designed by some shirtless brown kid in a slum

>>38621884
who will have 20 other orbiters chasing after her simply for being female

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Anzu (pretty much the "slutty nerdy gf" but turk and into cosplay)

>>38617379
These cons seem like pros to me. Does she have a low sex drive?

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>>38621884
I found someone 10 times more sperged.
WE
ARE
MALFUNCTIONING
Maybe it's more than aspergers with me but certainly it made me socially backwards to soem extend.

>>38621997
but you get to be autists together :)
>>38621942
if you don't try you will never get one

tell my where to find autist girls, do they use online dating?

>>38622063
yeah, that and anime cons, could even get one off of here if you try hard enough, I did that

>>38622041
No you get to be told you are crazy and maybe rightiously. You are either a sperg or not and if you're khv then I'm assuming you are atleast a asperger.
I never asked to be broken.

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>>38616267
You got rid of the best part, anon.

>>38622085
nah I don't try that over 4chan anymore, the distances are just too far often. I don't like cons they're so crowded

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i like to walk

>>38622117
distance sucks but you can make it work, I'm going to be living with mine pretty soon
>>38622094
I'm broken in a lot of ways but I managed it anon, don't give up hope

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>>38613204
>293x303
happy birthday!!

>>38622166
How are you broken? Tell me I'm curious.

>>38615834
Sweet gf please!

>>38616267
perfect gf anon, nice

>>38615834
I am tempted to chose savvy but I'll go for a sweet gf please.

>>38622202
I'm a bipolar autist with severe body issues who only got their first real friends in their early 20s, I start falling apart under any amount of pressure, gf is very protective of me and understands this and give me tons of support, I'd have kms without her

>>38622107
but i'm not an asshole with anger issues

>>38613069
>anime is gay
dropped right then and there

>>38621106
what we normies HAVE figured out, that you haven't had the chance to figure out on your own for whatever reason, is that this behavior makes things so fucking bad you'll want to strangle her and leave her under the fucking shed in the backyard. I understand why you think you want this, but you don't.

>>38622912
mean anon :(

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OC coming in hot.

I'm white btw

>>38618382
I've got a friend(F) a lot like that, minus the ginger.

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tfw no vodka gf