Are there any true robots left on this board?

22yo KV NEET. Do I qualify?

>>38610000
NEET fembot here. also a virgin

>>38610048
>fembot
this is a fake and gay post and the poster should kill himself

There is no such thing as a "true robot". Everyone is a failed normie.

*beep beep boop boop* I am a robot *beep boop*

>>38610057
*herself

i'm a fembot, remember?

>>38610066
>>38610048
TITS OR GTFO

There are no females on the internet.

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>>38610000
20 year old hkv robot...

>>38610089
>There are no females on the internet

t. virgin loser

>>38610116
>t. LARPing beta

>>38610129
nope, real live fembot :^)

>>38610151
>t. colossal faggot

>>38610000

26 y/o virgin living with parents reporting in. Feel free to ask any questions.

This board is going through it's normie metamorphosis and it makes me sad sometimes because I can't stop browsing, but have less and less to feel connected to this place.

>>38610151
About as feminine as Chris-chan :^)

>>38610167
>>38610171
actually i'm a solid 8/10 irl. but keep dreaming you trap loving faggots

>>38610180
only 8/10 on this board is stanley, now post cock

If this board were 100% robots what would you even post?
Same threads every day?

>>38610193
yes and i'm the female version of stanley. i don't have a cock

>>38610000
KV here
I didn't some lewd stuff but no penetration
I'm a wizard too
I have earned my fucking tittle as a robot

>>38610180
TlTS OR GTFO

More like .8/10 lmao

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>>38610000
35KV reporting

I've been stranded here for 10 years now.

22 year old bipolar schizophrenic who lives in a closest in his grandparent's house here. i do not yet get the NEETbux but i'm waiting on the letter as of a few days ago. i am a virgin and have literally never had an infatuation for a person. i'm not a manlet since I stand at 6'3" but i am 130lbs and look like an asshole. all i do is browse 4chan, watch YouTube, and masturbate. i consider myself on the high end of what a robot is minus the height of course.

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>>38610000
Quads of uniting.
23 khhv reporting in captain. Threads like these make me come to r9k again. There are still some robots left.

>>38610206
>virgin thinks i'll let him see my tits

hehe xD

>>38610203
*I did
i meant

>>38610215
>wanting to see mantits
Move along fattie

>>38610000
>quads thread gets ruined two posts in
Sad!

>>38610229
i'm 95 lbs. far from fat ^_^

>30
>Have a job
>Have had sex
>Have some friends

By the state of the board today yes I am a robot

>>38610180
tits and cunt or gtfo faggot

>>38610201
oh i get it, it's the ol' doublethink meme. in that case post non-existent cock. it's what a girl stanley would do

>>38610239
The number in front of the 95 counts too. 295

>>38610245
sorry i don't show those things to virgins LOL
>>38610248
i might be the female version of stanley but i'm not stupid enough to turn myself into a meme
>>38610253
good one

>>38610000
That looks super comfy anon

Also quads. You truly are an elite robot

I've been here since '07 and Although I was a robot when I first came here I evolved into normie then a Chad and finally now a cyborg/robot of choice

Still this place will always behome.

>>38610261
but are you stupid enough to turn yourself into a waifu (male)?

>>38610060
you, off the board now. this is not your place, so get the hell out, REEEEEEE.

>>38610000
25 NEET virgin here op

>>38610281
like i said, trap loving faggots

>>38610300
it's all we've got here, little lady (male)

>>38610320
fembots are real baka

>>38610339
>fembots are real
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>38610358
>haha xD i'm such a loser i've never talk to a girl

>>38610339
i suppose i should just take your word for that despite all contrary evidence. just post cock

>>38610375
i'm not insecure enough to need validation from a bunch of bitter virgins. go orbit some more druggie whores, virgin. you are a virgin, after all... virgin ^_^

>>38610373
>haha xD i'm such a loser i have to pretend to be a girl on a shitty imageboard

>>38610399
>he still thinks i'm pretending to be a girl despite all contrary evidence

gee anon, aren't you a brainlet

>>38610387
that's true i am a virgin, though i haven't seen many druggie whores around lately. usually it's just cock these days, like a whole lot of cock. nothing wrong with adding yours to the pile, nothing shameful.

>>38610431
yes, i know it's true. you are a virgin.

all the smart ones moved to /wiz/ already

>>38610408
>contrary evidence
tits and pussy or there is no evidence faggot

>24 tomorrow
>virgin
>living with parents
>never held down a job
>never been in a romantic relationship

>>38610446
cock post when?

>>38610180
Why does everyone write that they are a 7/10 or 8/10? A rating this high is fairly rare. What are your justifications for such a claim? (Hint: /soc/ doesn't count) I've played the rate game with girls IRL.

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>>38610455
stupid idiot tbhonest with you desu
>>38610458
cock post never
>>38610462
i am indeed a solid 8/10. if you actually scrolled through the thread you'd know i'm the female version of stanley. therefore i am a solid 8/10

>>38610485
how exactly do you think you can qualify as female stanley? it's not just about being an 8/10, it's about PRESENCE. also can we please get the cock post out of the way already, i've been in this thread too long

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>>38610517
>he still thinks he's getting that cock post

Are there no heroes left in this land?

>>38610550
you don't understand, i'm extremely invested in this cock post at this point. not much i can do until i get it, but i will get it, to have and to hold as proof of my existence. you also haven't explained how you have the gumption to compare yourself to stanley.

>>38610604
i'm extremely non-invested

>>38610000
20 yr khv unifag here

i love being alone

>>38610608
post it. there's no time.

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>>38610655
okkk here it is. i hope you like it ;3

>>38610668
rat's got no limbs. but i can't pay attention to that, it's time for cock now. it's the only way.

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Yes, but robots aren't that interesting, so why post?

Also, to have pride as one is mainly a joke. Everyone should always hope for better, and there's no shame in trying.

Robots are basically united in their hate for normies. It doesn't mean you have to be miserable, alone, and timid forever.

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>>38610688
ohh, i see what it is you wanted all along. here anon. for real this time: my cock

>>38610703
wow you really got me, the end really is nigh. i guess i'm jacking it to this tonight. unless you want to post your penis also? that wouldn't be so bad or even bad at all.

>>38610721
i don't have a penis, but i do have a cock

>>38610736
what's a eunuch doing on a farm?

>>38610768
we female eunuchs tend to be drawn to them

>>38610784
hey, if i had a gash like yours down there i'd call myself a woman too. a doctor might disagree however.

>>38610827
yes too bad you're not a REAL woman like me

>>38610836
a scarred-over dick hole doesn't make you a real woman, just like one cock doesn't make you a poultryman.

>>38610890
i agree. thankfully i was born with a vagina

>>38610906
now we've just entered the realm of delusions, and we seem no closer to the peen pic.

>>38610926
now we're back to reality

>>38610938
just post penis. who else has waited for you this long?

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>>38610000
>19
>extreme anxiety, was also fat as a kid but at least I was tall
>wanted to kill myself since preschool
>everyone always treated me like a freak because I never spoke in class because I didn't like women yelling at me
>about to start 2nd year of college
>never held a successful conversation with anyone, let alone a woman
>still want to die
>lie awake in bed for hours thinking of all my fuckups

>>38610952
i am a female. people tend to be pretty patient with me because of it

>>38610966
you are mentally ill, people are patient with you because they know you should be a patient. i am not so condescending however, i'll accept you, cock and all. cock and ball. just post it.

>>38610997
i do have depression

>>38611002
yeah, go figure. a good place to start coming to terms with what's in your head is coming to terms with what's in your pants.

>>38611056
i don't wear pants tho

>>38610000
Define a "true robot"

Because last time I checked robots don't have any feelings

>>38611072
you're really slinging out the zingers aren't you? what are you doing here if not posting cock? just baiting? to what end?

>>38611091
i am a fembot so i post on r9k

>>38611101
all fembots are baiting, now answer the last question.

>>38611091
keep the thread from archiving, i'll be back

>>38611101
>>38611091

Fucking hell the autism is real

>>38611133
i probably won't do that for you. if i do i expect peen pics.

>>38611144
yeah you might be on to something there, but i'll be the one laughing upon penile deliverance.

>>38611159
>>38611173
i'm back you little limp-wrist small dick faggot

>>38610000


>>38610000
25m broke failed normie. Lost my first professional job and moving back in with mom this week, have only had sex with drunk mentally ill and fat girls and a tranny but never had gf. What has to happen for me to cross the threshold to become an robo?

21 and still khhv. Due to the nature of why I'm khhv I'll probably be incel forever or at least a very long time.

hey guys it's the fembot from before, AMA

>>38610000
No, don't ask.

>>38611910
i still see little to no penis pictographs

I'm the definition of a robot.

>23yo KHV
>ugly
>short
>awkward as hell
>forced to wagecuck at a shit low paying job where everyone hates me and makes fun of me

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>>38610000
Checked
20 year old KHHV here, I'm fat, depressed, horny, high school drop-out, NEET and I'm pretty sure I have no future and that I'll die a virgin unless I pay for a hooker which I don't even know how to obtain. I think I fit into the category very well.

>>38610000
Not anymore.

Orginal comment

>>38610000
22
not a NEET
not a virgin, but haven't had sex since high school.
Why do I think I qualify as a robot?
Because I don't really feel anything anymore.
Can't remember when the last time I've been happy, devastated, laughing, crying, or in love was.
Am I a robot?

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>>38610000
nice quads.

please define "false robots"

>>38610048

virginity, especially in females, is not a shame but an honor.

it basically means you aren't a whore thowing own vagogo at some penor available without a clearly committed long-term relationship (aka marriage)

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>49 years old
>virgin
>NEET
>fat
>balding
>living with parents
>not even looking for a job because in this euroshit shitcountry making $150/week while working like a nigger slave is not worth it

>>38610462
It is ego, simply put. Majority of people, especially on r9k have a self beauty standard that they hardly meet. a 7/10 is someone who is in the food chain to have sex, a 5/10 is still considered to be in the food chain but rarely has sex, is lucky at times. Anything below a 5/10 is either a long time virgin due to ugliness or is LUCKY to have sex once or twice. 8/10, 9/10, and 10/10 is basically the same just for slight aesthetic differences, at the end of the day it's the 8/10 and above who get all the sex.

>>38612833
fucking,fuck. meaningless shit

>>38614225
even 0/10 females have sex.

>>38614282
as long as they want it.

females are in charge because females have the Main Asset --the vagogo.

>>38614094
>likely negro slaves
>likely
So some might just be heavily tanned white men?

Yes and no. I'm a 33 year old virgin with a wagecuck job. I've only kissed a girl twice when I was 16.

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WHY OP SO COMFY REEEEE I WAGE SALARY KEK AND I COULD BE IN A WARM.BLANKET WITH CAT AND DRINK AND SNOW OUTSIDE
REEEE

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>>38610000
Yes. Grillbot is here

>>38614225
That makes no sense. It's a goddamn decile system. Smh. I hate ugly people. I actually believe them to be inferior humans.

>>38610116
Where do you think you are?
Oreganoandoranges

>>38615367
then you kissed two times more than me.
lucky bastard

I've been here since day 1, February 21st 2008 when /r9k/ was supposed to be the more sophisticated /b/ and we all referred to ourselves as gentlemen.

>>38615409
What does the bestbot cook?

>>38615938
Grillbot is programmed to cook a wide variety of food items to the optimal internal temperature for human consumption. These items include, but are not limited to, ribs, hamburgers, sausages, pork chops, steaks, hot dogs and even grillable vegetables such as corn

>>38610000
25khhv reporting in.

I've accepted my fate and now life isn't so bad.

>>38610000
Depressed NEET INTP reporting in.

>>38610000
Looks like me except a dogs on the bed.

>>38616057
Is Grillbot also programmed to post on chinese animation forums?

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>>38610387
Pic relatied you unoriginal faggot

>>38610000
Khv, depressed, antisocial
The only normie part in me is the hairstyle and the fact that I'm in education

>>38610000
KV Cyborg here. Not a complete social autist but i'd rather spend my time here than with the guys.

>>38610000
No, 20yo non virgin, i also have a qt3.14 18yo gf