/prison gay/

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>>38605984
I could very easily set up a date with a random tinder slut literally right now

But I'm still lusting after these girly e-boys every day, I think it's my destiny

tfw guys on tinder are all masc

>>38605984
not really prison gay just gay

don't encourage people to be prison gay desu

>>38605984
Do prison gays want a real relationship or just sex? Are they more or less sex crazed than normalfaggots?

>>38605984
>Are you successfully keeping your mind off of dicks and boy butts? Are you holding out for a real girl?
Lol. I'm bi and trying to turn myself gay because it is more comfy.

>>38605984
Why would I hold out for a real girl when every girl Ive ever met is against pegging me?

I wish I had a gf so the gay thoughts would go away

>>38606040
Why would pegging be what you seek by default? Seems like a real dick would be the first choice.

>>38606073
Because while I do love dicks 90% of men are fucking ugly and turn offs.

>>38606095
Ugly in what way? What type of guys are you attracted to?

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>>38605984
I'm falling deeper down the rabbit hole help me anon.

Am I prison gay if I realized that I can't take women seriously in a relationship? I think they are pretty and all but I can't stand how they act.

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>>38605984
I've just accepted I'm bi. My ideal would be a girl but a trap or a soft and smooth twink would be fine too. I just want someone who loves me and wants to cuddle and do shit together that I can share my hobbies with I've started biking and I like cooking but I never have anyone to share it with

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How do I find girlyboys to fuck IRL without just going right to a gay bar?

>>38606104
Girly boi's mostly. Body hair, muscles, and fat are all turn offs. Ugly as in zero sexual attraction. Completely uninterested. Cant even get it up.

I'm doing pretty good, thanks. I interacted with a really handsome guy today and wanted to suck his dick.

>>38606158
Grindr, just expect them to be shallow and horny 24/7. Most twinks I run into are looking for a fuck, not a relationship.

>>38606191
Where can I get a relationship?

>>38606191
Grindr is a little sketchy for me. I dunno, when I find people I know on tinder it's whatever, but if I saw someone I knew on grindr I'd find that really uncomfortable.

Basically I don't want to descend into the grimey fuckpits of the gay world.
The park near my house as a kid was a gay meetup spot at night and it made that shit weird for me.

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>>38606154
>I've just accepted I'm bi. My ideal would be a girl but a trap or a soft and smooth twink would be fine too.

I thought the same thing, but its just not realistic. Go outside and count the amount of dudes you find attractive as opposed to woman, with me its literally none. Hunting for femboys is just trying to replace woman with a cheaper model, and if you give up on that you're just settling for cheap emotionless gay sex, which is really just masturbation between dudes.

Don't take my word for it because I can't gauge everyone's gay level, but it really hit me that "bisexuality" for a lot of guys is just a fetish that will never compare to a male female relationship, unless you just straight up like dudes.

At this point I'm just worried that no girl will be able to tolerate my faggy tendencies.

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>>38606158
>girlyboys
Girlyboys do not go to gay bars senpai, you need to realize that trans [spoiler[which are what modern traps call themselves even though they used to be different[/spoiler] are less than 1% of the population, your chances of meeting one are almost impossible. However you might like twinks they're generally pretty feminine or a crossdresser. You can find those on grindr or tinder. Grindr is going to better for a quick fuck, gays go on there for a quick fuck and you can sort by twink/trans, while gays tend to use tinder for more serious relationships. Alternatively if you're really desperate try /soc/ state threads and post what you're looking for or go to the trap/trans thread and post there don't start with a dick pic like a lot of faggots do just post your contact, location and what you're looking for and a description of what you want out of it, but even then remember your chances of a response are low since you're looking for something rare that's in high demand.

>>38606307
I'm not after 100% convincing traps, just feminine dudes yeah. I'll try grindr maybe but like I said with >>38606216 I have some reservations about it. Just seems too sketch.

What is the ratio between fembois and masc doms on /r9k/

Also is it true that traps are Chadchasers

I want my toys to play with. What do you guys recommend? I already have dildos.

>>38606358
>is it true that traps are Chadchasers

They're definitely after masculine dudes who'll fuck em good, but I'd say they're out-there enough that they know better than to chase after straight-up Chad.

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>>38606285
>amount of dudes you find attractive as opposed to woman
This is why I specified a soft and cute twink. I already know my sexual preferences are weird and I've always valued cuteness and personality over anything else if a twink is soft and fits my personal definition of cute and would cuddle and watch anime with me and let me feed them my attempts at cooking I'd be fine with them as I would a girl. I'm mostly just attracted to individuals but I have my restrictions as anyone does.

>>38606207
Keep trying, IRL or online. "Straight" friends IRL can easily be a bf. Otherwise, you have to tell people you're looking for a relationship and not a hookup.
>>38606216
You can do it the normal hit on guy way, but it's harder. Your dating pool is smaller but it is possible to find someone.

>>38606358
https://strawpoll.com/ks5kageb

>>38606358
>Chadchasers
What do you mean by this? If it's what I think then yes the majority of "traps" are only interested in 9/10+ because they're vain and want to feel like attractive females or as they'll claim, since they're putting out effort why aren't you (in to being born with a nonfucked up face) also fuck personality and everything else that isn't looks

>>38606446
>no switch option
no

>>38606385
Is there an in between between chad and twink? Girls think I am cute but I don't look like Brock so I dont think that I could be cute enough for someone.

>>38606415
"Straight" friends? I don't follow, like hit up my male friends? And is that as easy as just telling my friends that I want a nice boyfriend? I swear I'm not a retard, I just fell into my only relationship and never learned.

>>38606481
>Is there an in between between chad and twink?
"Cub" I think is the term, at least for one type.

>>38606481
>"Straight" friends? I don't follow, like hit up my male friends? And is that as easy as just telling my friends that I want a nice boyfriend? I swear I'm not a retard, I just fell into my only relationship and never learned.
Come out as gay and offer to suck their dick while they are drunk, if they are your type anyways. If they know you're gay it gets easier, but no guarantees.

>>38606446
>>38606446
>>38606446
>strawpoll
Everyone vote

>>38605984
tfw a guy falls for you but he isn't actually gay and is super weird about doing gay stuff

fuck off prisonroasties

I'm bi and fuck girly guys to manly guys. Fake gays pls go.

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>>38606525
Welp I guess that works too, lol

>>38606549
Its funny you mentioned that, I actually tried that (not sucking dick but asking out) and he had a gf- I'll have to try again with someone else! Got any other advice or any faggot boards? I use /Cuteboys/ a lot but theres no one there

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Do I have to come to these threads and bully you fags every time? Or would you just get off on that?

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>>38606606
Where do u find the homosexuals? And are u from /lgbt/

>>38606725
Dating apps/sites and very rarely when I go out cause I very rarely go out. No I'm not.

I really want to fuck a faggy femboy and call him a nasty slut while his face goes red and he wraps his legs around my back

Why is this so hard to obtain?
Why has god forsaken me?

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>>38606886
>god
Im pretty sure he despises us anon

>>38606922
He's going to have to explain why he made cute boys so fuckable then

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>>38606358
>is it true that traps are Chadchasers
We like thick dicks and personalities.

>>38606964
if man was made in God's image, then is God a cute boy?

>>38607086
>thick dicks
How thick?

>>38607086
How do I into cute? I def could pull it off semi convincingly (not a trap). Plz teach me so I can go marry a mr big dick who's nice

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>>38606964
>>38607116
No its ur perversion that make u think that. Dogfuckers find dog attractive and pedos fuck kids. Necros fuck rotting corpses

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>>38607140
At least two inches above average in length or girth.

>>38607143
Diet and exercise.

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i'm going to wax and get cute

i hope i get to cuddle

>>38607218
What if I'm 2 inches above for both

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>>38607283

Hey! I made this thread so we can dial back the gay, not make it worse!

>>38607283
Can you recommend a good waxing kit? Also I can't wax a scrotum, right?

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>>38607283
i recommend hair removal cream

>>38607321
>>38607326
i'm getting it professionally waxed

>>38607326
wait, can you tell me how to not get red rash bumps from nair? It looks like I break out or something nasty. Please I want to be cute so bad

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>>38607311
You get a cute boy harem

>>38605984
Being prison gay fucked me up, it started off with lack of confidence and assessing my offering and it's appeal. Being a shallow person I knew I would attract decent looking femboys, but being a skinny effeminate male I knew it wouldn't work well with females.

In all honesty I'd say I regret it, all the relationships caused me emotional pain and paranoia of hiv. I sometime question my sexuality and feel my bad perspective/sheltered life created me a living hell. I don't see myself dating a guy over the age of 23 and I recently turned 25.

Whenever I'm horny I think of gay sexual experience because it's all I know and can reference. I want to eventually date a female when I get myself together but I wonder if I'm actually gay fighting the truth. Then the truth is with women they don't want to date a man who slept with men in the past. They will virtue signal otherwise but that isn't reality.

I just want to feel loved and the cute decent looking lgbt people generally don't believe in love and if they say they do its just to please the asker of the question.

Sometimes wonder if I'm destined to be alone even if I do walk into the success I dream of.

>>38607363
What does a full body cost?

>>38607218
>almost 3" above average length
>.5" below avg girth
It's not fair but at least with a cock ring and some no fap girth becomes acceptable

>>38607402
about to find out, i asked for a quote

>>38607391
>Whenever I'm horny I think of gay sexual experience because it's all I know and can reference. I want to eventually date a female when I get myself together but I wonder if I'm actually gay fighting the truth. Then the truth is with women they don't want to date a man who slept with men in the past. They will virtue signal otherwise but that isn't reality.

Yeah that's why I'm glad I never crossed the line and fucked a guy, but I still feel unworthy of woman because of all the gay stuff I've fapped to, so I'm just trying to distance myself from porn since I don't like guys at all irl.

And the idea of being gay doesn't even bother me, but like you I just wanna be sure I'm being honest with myself, but my gut feeling tells me I'm making the right decision by sticking to girls because of how good and positive they make me feel, whereas the gay world is so filthy and loveless in comparison. It seems like its just an extension of masturbation and pornography.

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Youre destroying your lives.
Sodomy is a dark, twisted labyrinth of pleasure, shame, perversion, self doubt, regret and STDs.
Older gay guys are all nasty as hell for a reason.

>>38607535
>Implying homosexuality isn't just a phase for a lot of people

It's like smoking. If youre still doing it past the age of thirty, something has gone wrong.

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>>38607575
Lol good luck quitting bro, after 10y of damp, nasty, animalist, degrading orgies of dicks and holes you CANNOT go back to a cute wholesome gf. Your mind is too messed up.

>>38607391
>>38607494
The truth is that women and men are both shit. When you're with a woman you have to deal with her being a woman and I'm sure you all know how awful that is. They're easy to get and they're good for sex but they have awful personalities and will trap you into awful one sided parasitic relationships where they suck out all of your time, energy, and money. Gay men on the other hand seem to always, always have issues, tons of issues and baggage that make them a confusing and emotionally draining nightmare regardless of whether you're looking to date or just have sex. Either way it's so terrible it makes me wonder if it's worth it to even try, like I'd have to be some kind of blind optimist to believe that I even have a hope of finding love much less one that lasts.

These days the only good deal in romance is being a straight woman dating a straight man, a prize that so many MtF trannies dream about. Unconditional love and support from an emotionally healthy, independent and capable partner. Genuine lasting affection and stability that doesn't make you doubt it day to day. All you have to do is take care of yourself and reciprocate.

>>38607575
>tfw this is mostly true but so bitter towards roasties can never see myself settling down with one and I'll always just be that betabux there to clean up Chad's used up sloppy seconds anyway

Fuck living
>>38607641
>cute wholesome gf
This is how delusional straightfag normalcucks are

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>>38607535
>>38607641
Anon you don't seem to have a very realistic perception of gay people

>>38607494
Women have literally no concept of loyalty and are enabled by divorce laws which are entirely stacked against men

You're statistically more likely to wind up broke and unable to see your own offspring than have a happy lifelong marriage

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>>38607641

Robin did it.

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You guys seriously, unironically, could use Jesus in your lives.

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>>38607696
>>38607674
No its you who have a very distorted vision off doujins/anime and cutesy ERPing plus being very very young.
Its as far as actually being a gay adult as possible.
Good luck.

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>>38607735
Gosh anon I dunno you sound kind of biased

>>38607735
Wrong on both guesses

You're probably a 16 year old kekistan faggot who think sitting in his mom's basement eating Doritos and masturbating to anime porn while berating gay people on an anonymous hula hooping forum is "saving the white race" though

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>want to trap and wear striped stockings
>weather is too hot

>>38607712

I know how shitty woman are, but there's nothing like that male female chemistry that brings the two together. Plus I've brushed up on game and know how not to get burned, you just have to be incredibly detached and set boundaries. Most of the problem with woman is guys trusting them blindly and being so afraid of being alone that they don't stand up to them.

I might be able to have fun sex with a guy, but I don't think I could ever like a guy, that's the deal breaker for me.

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>>38607759
>>38607779
As I said good luck.
In all my long years ive discovered people will choose to see whatever they want to.
Enjoy it while it lasts.

I did my duty already.

Bye

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>>38607820
It just sounds like you're mostly straight anon but that's okie dokie I hope you find a nice girl to settle down with and maybe a cute boy to fool around with in the meantime.

>>38607831
It might be too late for this anon.

>>38607848
god i love that guy's pics so much

>>38607820
99% of women have no hobbies outside of Netlix, shopping and social media. They have no insight or anything of intellectual value to contribute. Guys who like video games, anime, literature, philosophical debate and other nerdy pursuits are plentiful, this is not the case with women. I guess some people are okay with having a shallow relationship and never being able to open up emotionally due to fear of it being a "shit test" that the woman has devised to offer some kind of twisted justification for her plan of running away with Chad #17082 from Tinder.

>>38607494
I would advise you to steer clear as well and yeah the idea of being gay doesn't entirely bother me. But I have concerns over the validity of these feelings and if I only see them as objects of desire. The gays I'm attracted to and used to/would be with have the worst personalities, far worse than women. Then I wonder if I would be capable of falling for them after I can no longer see their beauty.

>>38607712
There are good men, bad men. Same with women, but with the lgbt community I feel as if they are even more prone to mental illness and instability.

>>38607779
>16 year old sitting in his mom's basement
Isn't that where 16 year olds typically are, also what are you 18-19? People usually use certain ages like that to feel superiority with their current age. Like when you go on twitch and the spam is mocking 13 year olds because on average they are more than likely 14-16.

>>38607891
and because of those reasons, you're trying to fool yourself into being gay?

just accept that men and women are different. or find a women that's into at least SOME of the hobbies as you. or someone that respects your hobbies, and get some friends to share it with.

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You guys have some issues.
You should just be with whoever you wanna be with and not think about it so much.

>>38607949
>bro just never show weakness bro just supress all your own hopes,dreams, fears and never show any emotion go crush that pussy be an alpha!!!

Enjoy being divorce cucked

>>38608004
Divorced>pozed and gaped

>>38607916
>going on twitch
>le if you call me out on being an underage faggot that meams you're underage too meme
>complaing about mentally ill people while posting on 4chan.org
Why are straightfags such normies

>>38608004
Oh, yeah I didn't address the part of being able to share your emotions. You got me there, go fuck some men then, I guess.

>>38607955
Life isn't as black and white as you think it might be anon. Effeminate gays are usually incredibly fickle and don't have relationships longer than 6 months.

>>38608004
You come across as a naive kid who has never spoken or really dealt with women. But relies heavily on negative second hand knowledge which is based on the lower end spectrum of women.

>>38607848
>It just sounds like you're mostly straight anon but that's okie dokie I hope you find a nice girl to settle down with and maybe a cute boy to fool around with in the meantime.

That sounds awesome. I haven't completely written off guys, I just can't seem to like them in the same way that I like girls.

>>38607891
>I guess some people are okay with having a shallow relationship and never being able to open up emotionally due to fear of it being a "shit test" that the woman has devised to offer some kind of twisted justification for her plan of running away with Chad #17082 from Tinder.

Ha you're actually spot on. This is what made me willing to pursue guys in the first place. I just wanted something cute to fuck that wouldn't think like a typical woman.

>>38606043
same, I want to believe it would get the gay out of me

>>38608019
Over 50% of western women have some form of STD, most common being HPV which can be passed on to children from something as innocuous as sharing the same cup

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>>38608044
Just be nice and make sure you let your cute boy know that you don't want a long term relationship before you stick your dick in him.

>>38608025
You sound already unstable af.
I guess youll fit right in the lgbt commieunity

>>38608025
I'm a different person, pay attention to the other replies anon. There is nothing wrong with twitch and following things as a hobby. I complain about mentally ill people because I'm mentally ill and I don't want more problems.

Normie doesn't even have a solid definition anymore it's just a loose cheap buzzword thrown by people trying to view themselves as unique. I'm willing to bet I have far more boxes checked qualifying me to be considered a "robot", in life you should want to evolve and grow.

And for the record, I'll always be bi and I won't be concealing my past.

>all these pussywhipped betacucks ITT
Sad!

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>>38608068
>faggots already do mentally ill they think hpv is as bad as aids, and too stupid to realize gays have more incidence of hpv cases than heterocuks

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>>38608140
>straightniggers so degenerate their kids will get AIDS from sharing the same cutlery as their mother after she sucked Tyrone's dick while the father is at work all day

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>>38608074

>that picture

damn...

>>38606299
HAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAA HOLY FUCK IM IN TEARS

>>38608306
The average gay is more promiscuous that the sluttiest thot dude. Youre delusional as hell.

>>38606025
A bisexual person wants to fuck everyone, they have no preference, what do you think?

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>>38608306

Life isnt a animu yaoi series u dumb weebs

>>38605984
>fall for prison gay meme
>still get ghosted
man or woman its all the same

>>38608382
>>38608411
t. devalued insecure roasties

>>38608382

STDs are bad all across the board, but yeah its much worse with gays because there are no filters. Girls are much pickier so stds spread a lot slower in straight circles because large volumes of men get left out or have few partners.

I don't think its fair to blame them though, straight guys would be just as promiscuous if it was that easy to get pussy.

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>>38608350
You may be gayer than I thought

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>>38608473

Dude I've fapped to stuff way gayer than that, but that's just porn, if I based my sexuality off of my porn habits you'd have to call me everything in the book. That's why I prefer to focus on how I feel around actual people, then I'm just your normal straight guy.

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>>38608528
You've got some good taste anon

>>38608471
>straight guys would be just as promiscuous if it was that easy to get pussy
Not really. Are you even gay? Do you know what goes on in these circles? Just look at these underage virgin weebs, theyre already more depraved shameless and sexcrazed than any straight guy.
Now imagine when they actually start to get topped by 3-4 guys and develop all sorts of fetishes and becomes an habit.

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>>38605984
You guys are fuckin crazy
Heres sometin 'ta sug *smashes plate*

>>38608582
It's nice to create delusions about a world you haven't ventured in than live in an unjust world for these guys. The truth is gay community is far worse.

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I ordered a Felix Argyle dakimakura cover and it should be here inside of a week! <3 Hurray! ^n_n^

>>38608572

Yeah I love blackmail/mindbreak plots. Its not as fun when the guy knows hes a fag, I like the resistance and inevitable transition to becoming a bitch.

I-I'm totally straight though!

>>38608682
This is why genderbender is my favourite.

>r9gay posters ignoring this thread and the harsh realities brought up in here

Literally talking to another dude in Grindr right now... The thought of actually meeting up both excited and terrifies me....

>>38606299
Ironically I am attracted to women that look like failed trannies. Fapped to traps for a while and met a couple girly twinks. Still prefer the ursulas.

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>>38608682
Blackmail is pretty hot

>>38609185
Be careful anon, just know you are flirting with Pandora's box.

>>38608649
>that image

how dare you make a shop of my waifu (male) like that?

>>38609270
Ditto, I enjoy short haired women more than any of this. I think I grew disdain towards the stereotypical dimwitted makeup wearing long hair women.

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>>38605984
>mfw 22yo KHHV
>mfw want to get fucked but I'm attracted only to women and not to men so I can't even go properly gay
>mfw probably even gays won't like me
Bad feels

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WHERE IS MY CUTE GF(MALE)?

>>38605984
I just want a cute trap housewife that I can feminize since I'm not going to fall for the roastie meme

>>38610798
>wanting an even more mentally unstable version of a woman
Sad

>>38610917
t. roast beef sandwich frightened by the future of being a 30 year old cat lady

You've been replaced roastie

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>tfw every guy from here only loves me for my body and ends up ghosting me

such is life.

>>38610917
>wanting an even more mentally unstable version of a woman
>implying anything is more mentally unstable than a woman
kys

>>38611063
What is your personality like, anon?

>>38611063
same boat anon, let's swap contacts and ghost each other

>>38611063
>implying your body is that good

Haha ahut up you stupid walking fleshlight.

>that feeling that no matter how little female attention you get, you'll never turn gay because the male body isn't sexy in any way and pussy is best

>>38611136
I'm not sure to be honest anon

>>38611396
Part of being a cute girl (male) is developing a feminine personality. No amount of HRT or makeup can do that for you, although HRT makes it easier to adapt.

You should look into feminine traits etc and see how it feels to act feminine.

>>38610970
No, ya foken dingus
t. Gay

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>>38611422
IM NOT A GIRL OR A TRAP THO

been lurking these r9gay threads for months where the fuck is my slim submissive femboy bf

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Consider myself as prison gay or straight with porn busted sexuality or bi or whatever but as an average looking guy with an average penis and not a Chad personality it's honestly more likely that I'd find a cute girl willing to get with me than a feminine looking guy.

(Passable, feminine) Traps are rare and I assume in relatively high demand for their supply, and so I can't see why they wouldn't be even more picky than attractive women. As a non chad its probably best just to stick to 2d if you want a trap fix

>>38606285
>I thought the same thing, but its just not realistic. Go outside and count the amount of dudes you find attractive as opposed to woman, with me its literally none
Fucking exactly. All the memes say I'm gay for liking traps and femboys but I'm
simply not, there's no way around that.
However,
>trying to replace woman with a cheaper model
is not really the case for me either though

>>38607535
scooby isn't nasty

>>38605984
Talking to a couple on grindr that live near, they look at best 4-5/10 but both have 7 inch dicks and want me to be their plaything. Dont know if I'll go through with it though since I'm not attracted to their faces but considering it. Oh yeah and their both 40.

>>38612248
Cute. It's like gay cucking but neither one gets jealous.

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This is you, this is all of you

>>38612280
I wouldn't describe any of it cute they both look like regular unattractive guys, it's a shame they seem nice, I'm attracted to the idea and the dicks but not their faces so it's a real turn off.

>>38612296
>horomones
>trannies
>in a gay thread

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>>38605984
originally originally no

originally

>>38612385
Help, I am arouse. Sauce?

6inch length and 6 inch girth can I pleasure a qt femboy butt with this kind of equipment?

>>38612461
Ye, def

>>38612385
tfw this is prime cute boy aesthetic and I'm worried I wont be able to pull it off.

>>38612494
Time to embrace the gay and find me a petite femboy buttslut eager to let me play with his butt and nipples

Guys I need help. I only get turned on by Gay porn and have been masturbating to it for years, don't get the urge to watch straight porn.

But when I am around hot girls at college, I get turned on by them and get hard, but I struggle to fantasise about girls when not around them.

>>38612597
try a month of no porn and see how you go

>>38612597
Follow ur dik in all sexual situations

>>38606043
>>38608065
They never go away

I have been with my robot bf for two years.

Thinking about it I might only be attracted to the penis part since I know that makes it a guy and thus it's easier to talk to them, just all comes back to not being able to connect to women

fuck

>>38612742
Cute!

origanal

>>38612742
What's it like my original friend

I want to fuck the virginity out of you horny fuckbois

>>38605984
I just want to stick my dick in a twinks hairy ass.
Is that so much to ask???
I am 18 and a virgin and have tried chasing pussy but failed, why can't I find a straight acting suburban twink like me, where we can get each other pregnant.

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>got really horny and bought a dildo
this is embarrassing...


feels pretty good tho. I don't know if I can ever be with a girl, I feels very uncomfortable with the thought of ever using my penis. I want to be the one getting fucked

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Daily reminder this board hates fags

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fuckign disgusting thread as usual

>>38614548
Maybe you should be a qt instead of a boy, anon.

Where the actual gays at? Not the tranny/trap chasers because you're still attracted to women.

Or is this another tranny shill thread?

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>>38614655
Hi, why are you asking?

>>38614720
What are your thoughts on sweaty old NEETs?

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>>38614647
I'm trying to be cute. I'm losing weight and working up the courage to shave off all my body hair.

I wish I could go back, though. Assuming there is a "back" to go to. I've never been totally normal.

>>38614765
>old NEET
fine

>sweaty
less fine

>>38614781
The easiest way to see if you'd like it is to shave your upper thighs and dick since it won't be noticed.

You already want to be cute, why do you was to be a qt?

>>38614655
I really hate gays. You divide yourself into these ultra specific camps and disqualify people if they don't meet your specific requirements. You're more into segregation and excluding people than the most hardcore conservatives are.

>>38614976
I really hate straightfags. You divide yourself into ultra these ultra specific camps and disqualify people if they don't meet your specific requirements. Durrr, I like redheads, well I only date 300lb nigresses.

Well I only want a bf who actually looks like a dude and isn't self medicating to grow tits and make their dicks stop working.

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>>38614838
I don't know why, that's just how I am. I guess most guys want to be tall and muscular but the "ideal me" I have in my head is small and girly

I just masturbate to 2D traps since they're basically drawn as flatchested girls and called male, 3D is disgusting.

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>>38614976
>>38615025
>>38615052
You can argue about who's the biggest faggot in a concentration camp

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Please rape me Anonymous. I need it.

>>38605984
i have a boyfriend and all female attraction is gone

i love cock up my ass and love being with a man in bed

im the fittest ive ever been and super happy now. he my best friend in the whole world

>>38615025
Except no straight person says "oh you can only call yourself straight if you like redheads who are 23 and submissive", and straight people don't have weird fetish based camps that they segregate their entire world by. Gays can tell you all about bears and wolfs and twinks and cubs and shit. Straight guys just like what they like

>>38615094
Well I can't comment on fag hookup culture because I'm not a part of that. I don't know large hairy dudes are called bears, but nothing else, I don't know any handkerchief code or anything else, I just want a bf who isn't poisoning themselves with bootleg hormones and whatever else.

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>>38614655
There is literally nothing wrong with liking cute boys

>>38615052
I've helped people in your situation before, anon. Do you want my throwaway email?

>>38615405
Not the person you're replying to, but how did you help them?

>>38615405
I am the person you replied to and I also want to know what you mean

>>38615464
>>38615506
I've helped people that wanted to be cute and feminine achieve that without going off the deep end with hormones/SRS.

Throwaway is [email protected]

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discord for sad boys
7dNbfMw

>>38615999
Gay discords are usually the worst, boring fags who inherit the worst traits of females.

>>38617371
>Gay discords are usually the worst, boring fags who inherit the worst traits of females
Can confirm.
Lots of ERPing primadonnas

>>38606126
Let me in your deep in rabbit hole ugu~

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>>38611063
That's what you get for giving in to faggotry, faggot.
There's a reason even married fags cheat on eachother so much. Fag's really just don't have that much personality. They just default back to pathetically imitating the worst of women.

>>38606299
That guy would look decent if he lost 50 pounds.

Here is a discord group filled with homos and prison gay.

UZpcDkR

>>38619211
>UZpcDkR
it's terrible it's just autism and 0 BP

I would fuck the shit out of some boipussy if it was a cute trap, but i would be disgusted to suck or get fucked by him. Most I'd do is stroke him off while I unload in his ass.

Does this make me prison gay?