And greentext it right now
>vaping some weed
>playing guitar
>making this thread
>listening to dr. Dick by E-rotic
>swiveling rhythmically in my chair
>getting mad that the threads I enjoy never bump
>just took dog for a walk
>tired but gotta eat/shower before work
Oh well
>>38604871
>Eating homemade beef stew and peppered jasmine rice.
>Watching a twitch streamer
>Playing skyrim.
>Snapchatting a sub slut.
>bout to play CS:GO with muh internet buddies
>drinking a $100 bottle of Bordeaux
>listening to ambient music
>>38604871
>Browsing /r9k/
>Nothing else.
Listening to Elder - Reflections of a floating world
Sitting in my bed
packing for my flight back to london tomrrow
>reapplying nail polish because it got fucked up
>vaping
>hating my life
>browsing /r9k/ and /an/
kill me (originally and uniquely)
>Browsing the same threads on 4chan
>Can't get the motivation to play some video games
>Waiting until it's bedtime so I can sleep and go to work
>Repeat
>>38605025
I'm not a bad person but the nazis weren't that bad imo
>drinking cheap vodka
>shitposting
>listening to stand up comedy on Spotify
>waiting for banana bread to bake
>watching forensic files
>chewing gum
>Being a fucking pussy
>Playing Life is Strange
>Knowing my life is shit
>Getting drunk on cheap ass beer
>Shitposting
>Dreading work tomorrow
bout it senpai
>drinking asahi
>listening to emo music on spotify
>debating if I should put on makeup and go over to fuck Chad
>>38604871
>vaping some weed
oh my, that's pretty edgy
>>38605173
My mom says if I smoke I'll lose GBP
>>38605073
If the nazis won the world probably wouldn't be such a miserable wreck it is now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmGqG3grTrg
>downloading a four different older experimental electronic albums from rebeccablacktech
>james ferrero and dean blunt that sort of spacey stuff
>unzipping them and moving them to proper folders
>getting foobar to recognize them
>listening to the gay neighbor couple talking in their side yard right outside the window to my room
>debating if I even want to listen to this music or if I should just play more ffvii
>Writing a story
>Jamming the FUCK out to a song I really like
>>38605187
yes, weed costs money
>>38604871
>discord with friends
>have self muted
>been crying on and off the past few hours
>only one noticed I have been quiet
>just finished fapping and taking a dump
>browsing r9k
>procrastinating my doodies
> be me
> 22 years old
> fucked one of my little sister's friends last night (17 years old, legal in my state)
> my sister is talking to her on the phone and this girl is apparently recounting all the details
> my friend is also in here listening
> this is awkward
>>38605217
m8 I know german and honestly Hitler's voice always makes me feel so hard.
>>38604871
>At work
>Reading The Pale King
>Browsing /r9k/
>just came home from six flags
>on toilet unleashing a 5 hour past held shit
Fees good mang
>Browsing this godforsaken shithole
>>38604923
post bottle desu
>>38605313
>MEIN LIEBEN KAMPF
>>38605403
this ones good too, it really made me think
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRlfbUr852o
>standing at my computer
>sitting in bed
>watching "The First World War" on Amazon
>drinking an iced coffee
It's pretty comfy
>>38604871
Can somebody shoop reviewbrah's face into the dog and vice-versa?
>>38604934
I know this feel
>"I hurt my self today"
>>38605501
I'm always in awe at how accurately wojak describes peoples emotions
>>38604871
>prepping my butt for anal sex
>waiting for bf to finish cooking
>gonna get high and celebrate his new job at a fancy accounting firm
>maybe watch house of cards.
>>38605589
Wish I was you desu desu
>>38604871
>doing math home work
>decided that i should figure out what to cook tonight
>then maybe check the news
>open r9k instead
Image related.
>>38605758
pictures of 4chan open surrounded by life makes me feel a part of something bigger
>>38605725
Why?
This is just normal shit.
>rolling around in bed
>debating if I want to have another cigarette or finished off the pint of vodka I have
>so tired but my mind won't stop
>>38605834
not them but I think that's exactly the point. Have some awareness about where you are
>keeping cat away from my chips
>talking to gf over phone
>>38605833
It's just my desk.
Sort of cool though, you're right. Your comment is on screen as I type this, on that desk that is pictured.
>>38604871
>Leaning back in my chair
>Listening to Endless Summer
>Keep refreshing my usual boards
>Looking to entertain myself until I'm sleepy
>Not looking forward to work tomorrow
>Can't call out, I handed in my 2 weeks' notice and I want them to give me a g o o d reference
>Want to kill myself
>Don't want to upset my mom by doing it
>Another night
>get up to let my puppers outside
>walking through the house
>hear my mom talking to some dude on the phone
>realize she's still cheating on my dad
>let the dogs out so they don't get stressed
>start screaming at the expired roast beef bottomfeeding pile of garbage
>she tries to deny everything
>noyoufuckingdon't.jpg
>had my phone recording since I first heard the dudes voice
>continue screaming at her
>eventually get tired and bring the dogs inside
>go browse r9k to de-stress
Gonna tell my dad tomorrow since he's probably exhausted from work today.
>>38606044
you did good m8, your Dad will be grateful
>Laying on the couch
>Eating yoghurt with fruits
>Youtube on tv as background noise
>Reading this thread
>>38606118
Thanks anon. Can't wait for the day my dad kicks her broke ass out. Fingers crossed.
>listening to gershwin's rhapsody in blue
>eating cake (i'm not fat though)
>wallowing in loneliness and self-hatred
livin the dream :^)
>Just threw cat out of room for tearing up blanket corner
>Fighting congestion
>Listening to a train go by
>Thinking about my lady
>Wondering why I'm not asleep
>laying in bathtub
>shower is running directly on balls
>phone still doesnt get wet
>browsing r9k
livin the dream boys
>listening to Linkin Park
>browsing 4chan
>trying not to feel sad
>>38606661
so close to those digits, feelsbadman
>>38604871
>browsing /r9k/
>making an original post
>>38606201
I'm also listening to Gershwin.
>>38606699
Welcome to Tim Hortons, double double coming up
>>38604871
>Turn off Hearts of Iron 4 for the night
>Head out in the living room.
>Sit in the dark and listen to music on my iPod while shitposting here with my phone.
Listening to Fashwave stuff, go ahead and bully me.
>>38604871
>Browsing 4chan
>Watching porn
>Being annoyed that I have a trail day for a possible job tomorrow so have to get up
>drinking captain morgan
>watching south park
>browsing /r9k/
>Just took a shit
>Trying to figure out how to post in greentext
>Dog is in kennel whining because he doesn't want to go to bed
God, I wish I were the dog.
>drawing some lion girl
Gotta get this out by today.
>11PM
>just woke up
>need to go look for a job tomorrow but know I will probably be tired as fuck by the time it's 8 AM and all the businesses start opening
>actually want to get a job, tired of sitting in room shitposting and masturbating all day
>sleep cycle is too fucked up to fix
>can't go back to sleep because it's hot as fuck in my room
>sweltering, stagnant air, smells like semen
>no central AC in house just a window unit on the other side of the house
>can't even open my room door b/c have to keep it closed to mom doesn't bother me
>i prone masturbated again and i'm wondering if i'll ever be able to have sex or if i can even sustain an erection longer than 5 seconds
>i think i would achieve better erections if i stop masturbating but i do it like 4 times a day and literally can't stop
>think about sex from the moment i wake up until i pass out from gonadial exhaustion
>watching american dad
>phone posting
>trying not to let the darkness in
>>38604871
>drinking
>shitposting
>wishing that I had a qt gf
>researching clubs at my uni
>listening to VORW latest since I missed it coincidentally enough, considering requesting some count basie since he said he enjoys jazz
>>38606788
>actually calling dubs
Been a while since I've seen it, nice job breaking the streak
>>38604871
>eating root beer barrel candy
>reading citrus and browsing 4chan
>listening to music
>pants off under the blanket
>ac on high
I'm comfy as fuck.
>Comedy Bang Bang
>Changing to MST3K
>Eating Pretzels
>Drinking Tea
>Hand down pants
>Lurking
>Trying to stick to nofap
It's been a wild day, b0ts.
>pubg
>negro team restarting computers
>steam browser for 4chan
>>38604871
>listening to vocaloid trash
>playing black desert online
>posting in this thread
>>38604871
>hand on man pouch
>scrolling down /r9k/
>want some cereal
>want to play more fortnite
later fellers
>last day of /nightshift/ for the week
>go for a drive at midnight, lose $100 at casino
>drinking a beer watching Strange Brew, smoke another joint
comfy overall
>listening to Richard Wolff's Economic Update podcast episodes I have missed
>fapping to ecchi manga
thinkyface.png
>riding the train
and nothing else atm
>>38604871
>stroking my cock
>thinking about op's guitar
>in the dark
>taking a shit on the toilet
>no clothes on
>thinking about re:zero meeting the doom slayer for some reason
>>38604871
>eating microwave spring rolls
>started watching anime a few weeks ago, so I'm catching up on series
>watching cowboy bebop
>browsing 4chan while my video buffers
>taking a shit naked while browsing r9k on my phone
>laying in bed unable to sleep
>have to leave for dentist appointment in less than 5 hours
>won't get enough/possibly any sleep beforehand
>smoking weed
what else am i supposed to say
>>38608241
should be enough, anon
don't stress yourself over this
>>38604871
>thinking about some anime I was watching earlier
>thinking about my future
>thinking about eating some cheetos
>listening to this on loop https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzuEg_JVqug
>browsing /r9k/
Poopin on the toilet.
>>38608218
same as this but
>taking a shit naked while browsing r9k on my laptop
i'm too far-gone boys, i just don't give a shit anymore
oh wait nevermind, done
>>38604871
>browsing 4chan
>angry at my girlfriend acting like a raging bitch
>probably should sleep but still angry
>at work
>sitting on toilet
>waiting for a shit
>browsing this very thread
>was thinking about how shit/mundane my life is
>could be working on improving it instead of accepting mediocrity
>instead just hunched over and browsing random boards
>also touching my dick through the leg side of briefs and will probably fap to the first anime lewd I see then forget about everything
>just woke up
>been sleeping for days
>want to jog
>it's dark
>still feel depressed
Any Nietzscheans here? I'm trying to make a value system to help me out of this stupor. I need help.
>browsing this shit board
>listening to comfy music
>wondering what game ill get back into
Reporting every single tranny ad on craigslist to heal my fragile ego
>listening to 2 chainz
>at work for 3.5 more hours
>coworkers won't shut the fuck up for more than 5 minutes
>just want to go home and play tekken
>in bed
>phone posting
>listening to some fother muckers
>playing sm4sh on ds
>lonely
>>38604871
>listening to doom
>studying, researching
>>38609359
whos dis
origan
>>38609402
>>>38609359 (You)
>whos dis
>origan
Crispy/Alterhacker
>playing sm4sh earlier just like >>38609359
>get call from mother
>go on computer after becoming depressed as fuck
>listening to music and browsing this site.
>>38604871
>lying in bed
>half-thinking about that girl I still like
>half-thinking about getting an M&M ice cream sandwich out the freezer
>ignoring my CPAP machine because I'm apparently fucking 50 years old
>listening to LMTYA
>fidgeting in my chair
>anxiously switching through tabs of /r9k/, hoping for (You)s
>>38609786
>anxiously switching through tabs of /r9k/, hoping for (You)s
I know that feel, (you)'s are the best feel.
>Be me
>Recently put I was learning Portuguese on some language-learning app
>Ever since, I've been getting non-stop messages from Brazilians, including a lot of qts
>Discover Brazilians are actually some of the friendliest folks around, and that Brasileiras were made for getting BLEACHED
>>38604871
>preparing food for consumption
>browsing r9k in post-fap glow
>thingken of feel
>about to do some core exercises then pass out
>about to fap
>don't know what to fap to
>tired
>no one to be lewd with
>>38604871
>Browsing r9k
>Watching Star Wars lore videos
>Watching Mark Hamill interviews where he shits on the new movies
>Playing chess
>Trying to decide whether I should masturbate or play overwatch
>>38609870
man I love the post-fap feeling, it's great.
>>38604934
Same here. Just smoked a nice joint though.
>>38604871
>found old /soc/ archive
>1400 pages
>been skimming through thread after thread trying to find shit on my oneitus so I can black mail her.
>1000 more pages to go
Oh god I don't think I can wade through anymore more cock threads for tonight.
>>38604871
>rolling up some herbal jew
>drinking some aldi beers
>listening to this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lduyOrEK30k
Doing a 50$ bet to drink all of this in the next three hours, wish me luck
>>38604871
thinking about masturbating for the forth time
thinking taking a shit
wonder why slime was in my ass
listening to https://youtu.be/CnN1d4f5TyY?t=26m9s
writing this post
thinking about dying
something something
>trying to sleep
>Can't sleep
>Have work in 2 hours
>fondling my sweaty balls in a nonsexual way
>using a roller on my feet to help my plantar fasciitis
>looking around the veranda for my tobacco
>thinking of what to get from Woolies
>>38610101
Good luck man, that's a lot of alcohol for 3 hours.
>just pulled into driveway
>finish training for the night
>mentally preparing myself to deal with my family
It's okay
>>38604871
>contemplating suicide
>wow i do this everyday but i lack the balls to do so
>wow now i'm more depressed
>just finished taking a shit at work
>Been sitting her for about 5 mins now post shit, shit posting
Suppose I better go back
>>38604871
>in bed with trap bf
>both about to go to sleep
>on phone browsing 4chan
>>38610475
Hahahahahha that's gay man wtf
>>38604871
>listening to jojis sad music
>fidgeting and scratching my arms
>fairly miserable want to die
>>38604871
>posting in this thread
>playing with my dick probably about to jack offand record it
>gonna roll in a cum thread on /b/
>>38604871
>cooking perogies
>can't find clean plate
>took broken AC to curb
>taking a shit
>browsing /r9k/
>posting this
>>38604871
>waiting for my clothes to be done in the wash
>listening to post hardcore
>thinking about eating
>waiting for my internet to chill the fuck out
>>38604871
>playing runescape
>bakeing hardtack
>sharpening my mora
>Listening to Spanish covers of anime
>rubbing dick through pants to the girl singing
>thinking about going on a naked walk through the forest tonight
>>38609903
>Trying to decide whether I should masturbate or play overwatch
Why not both?
>listening to some random jazz music
>playing gmod on random rp servers for comfy lurking feels
>chewing cinnamon
really comfy man
>smoking weed
>watching planet earth
>shitposting
>Returned from morning walk 16 minutes ago
>Watched an eggy video then bit of a kraut and tea video
>about to go masturbate then continue rewatching stargate sg1 and read a programming book
>>38604871
>In extreme back pain
>Got work to do today
>Hiding in bed hoping back improves + no one comes into my room looking for me
>Just gone onto the toilet to habe a shit where I'm now posting from
>having spanish omelette and a kiwi for breakfast
>going to tidy up my bed and read
>taking a shit while browsing r9k on my phone
>Just woke up
>Phone in right hand
>Vape in left hand
>>38604871
>getting a blowjob
>taking a shit
>shitposting while shitting
>emailing my broker
>>38610144
Nice picture anon. Made me chuckle
>charging my new new 3ds that just arrived
>drink some coca cola
>look some top 10, 20, 25 lists up for 3ds games
>listen to music with spotify
>and i'm hungry af
>>38604871
>Posting smug anime girls in various threads
>Including this one
>And in discord
>Listening to this song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIkjsPIdAWg
>I always listen to music when I'm on the computer without exception
>That's about all.
>Playing Halo: Combat evolved
>Finished eating food
>Listening to some music
>Might continue on some anime I'm currently watching.
>browsing facebook while talking to strangers
>thinking if i should even go to school tomorrow
>contemplating suicide once again
>lying on couch listening to audiobook
>thinking about what to buy for dinner
>>38604871
>laying naked on my bed playing world of warcraft while listening to the new albion radio hour: a dieselpunk opera.
>just ate sardines out of tin.
>jacking my dick to trap porn.
>read the OP
>typing words/letter in the comment box
>about to solve the captcha and hit post
>but first gonna pick an image to go along with this text
>>38604916
you sound pretty cool anon t b h
>eating cherries
>downloading a lot of kink.com porn
>waiting for a Mexican place to open so I can order some of the best cuisine on earth
>>38613382
He sounds like subhuman fag just like you
>>38604871
>eating rice with beans/red beans/sausages
>drinking water
>listening to In the Air Tonight
>shitposting
>>38604871
> Just finished watching Inglorious Basterds
> Feel an urge to scalp a nazi
> Responding to this thread
>>38604871
>out in the middle of fucking nowhere
>eating an apple
>phoneposting like nobodies business
>At work
>shitting
> browsing on phone
>>38613404
whew lad you sound like someone who never tried sopa de macaco
>>38604871
>air drying from a shower
>Browsing threads looking for anything vaguely >fappable
>debating wether to drink today
>>38604871
>Watching Kraut and Tea's latest video
>Contemplating going out and doing something in the good weather
>Chatting on discord
>>38604871
>Reading a comic
>Waiting to go do paper work for my new job
>>38604871
>browsing R9K
>laying in bed
>probobly going to beat my dick soon
>groaning in pain from yesterday's workout
>playing zelda
>>38604871
>laying in bed
>browsing thread on decade old phone
>thinking about playing vidya soon
>probably won't
> I'm going full nig
> Actually mentally becoming more selfish, arrogant and cocky
> Actually feeling happy while going through this mental change
> Bumping hardcore nig music
> preparing to do more nig shit alone but happily
Mfw I'm a happy nig
>>38604871
>watching a letsplay of deadly premonition
>posting in a 1911 thread on /k/
>wondering what I'm going to do today
>>38604871
>Browsing 4chan
>neglecting travel planning obligations
>neglecting sleep
>might have a mental breakdown this week boys
>listening to the Need For Speed: Most Wanted soundtrack
>writing this post
>>38604871
>laying in bed
>staring at ceiling
>replying to this thread
>listening to slowdive through my speakers
>feeling ill
>thinking about what to fap to
>procrastinating doing school work
>relaxing while wondering why I'm light headed
>considering beating dick
>drinking water
>>38604871
>fixing the backdoor i just broke because i forgot my keys
>smoking a cig
>drinking irn bru
>drinking beer
>laying in bed
>holding in a piss
>procrasinating on sleeping to wake up for my night shift
>just filled out my first application
>all of those n/a
>ate a potato bread sandwich with turkey, ham, swiss, baby spinach, cilantro and honey mustard
>smoking a pipe and drinking a cup of coffee
this has been my last 30~ minutes
>sitting at work
>watching some fucking speedrun marathon
>wishing I was dead
>at my cousins birthday party
>browsing r9k
>she's 6
Could be worse
>>38604871
>Be me
>On the bus
>Approaching the station to catch the next bus and get to school
>It's a fifteen minute drive from my house but two hours by bus
>Mfw one class takes seven hours out of my day
How do commuter bots do it
>>38616553
I just decided not to. Now I'm a wageslave in Germany and do 11 hour shifts in delivery. All in all worth/10, talked to a gril that's finishing year 5 (I dropped out at year 3) and she says the job market is 0/10 and she'll probably also be wageslaving for peanuts. At least I didn't put any effort into my failed academic career, I imagine it would sting losing 5 years of life for 0 returns.
t. yugoslavshit
>>38616634
Not him but thanks germabro
>>38604916
>>watching a twitch streamer
How do people do this it's so fucking dull
>>38604871
>Reading this thread
>Writing a reply to this thread
>bumping this thread
>>38604942
good song anon oregano
>>38604958
Girl btw haha
>eating sandwich
>watching history channel to pass the time
>browsing 4chan on 4% battery
>>38604871
>listening to patrician black metal
>browsing /r9k/
>at work in break room for lunch
>trying to not stare at the feet of the qt Mexican receptionist
>>38604871
>watching Mad Men
>eating pubsub
>both my pups are sitting next to me
pretty comfy desu
>last 20 mins of work
>im done for the day.jpg
>texting gf
>smoking cig
>looking forward to 1.5 hr nap i get before my MBA class
>>38616754
no im a man u fag
>>38604871
>Listening to Empire Of The Sun
>Browsing /r9k/
> feeling sad
>listening to C'est L'amour by Rosi Golan
>typeing this
>watching a thread on /fit/
>mewing
>>38608413
What happened anon?
Also
>swaddled in blankets
>phone posting
>playing old Zelda Games
>Waggle controls
>Browsing r9k
>>38613102
Does the smell turn you on too?
>>38604871
> Browsing /r9k/
> Memeing a girl on Telegram
> Listening to a remix of Pumped up Kicks
>watching Robin Williams stand-up videos
>browsing /r9k/ mindlessly
>thinking of death
>just got done playing Portal 2
>now trying to think of a reason to live other than "my mum or dad might be upset if I die"
>>38604871
>left hand on balls
>silent
>pressing f5
>browsing 4chan
>notice this thread
>reply into this shitty thread
>>38606201
>i'm not fat though
Why would anon feel the need to disclose this
>playing insurgency
>Listening to opening of Kappa Mikey
>Roaming r9k for the first time
>>38604871
>working on the trailer park boys set
>smoking some weed
>listening to slick rick
>touching my chin peach fuzz
>browsing r9k
>playing cs 1.6 with bots
>lunch break from wageslavin' it up
>eating free pizza
>sharing unimportant details of my life with you faggots
>>38604871
>just finished up a run outside (probably not the best idea since my county is under a heat advisory)
>Trying to cool off by browsing 4chan and blasting the AC on me
>Have to go to work in about an hour
Pretty average day tbqh
>>38604871
For some reason this picture of reviewbrah always gives me good feels. The dog just looks so happy.