Back again fuckers

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Down to the last few mls of whiskey.

Is there anything you can mix with denatured alcohol to make it palpable, at least for shots? Orange juice and chili flakes mask the flavor somewhat.

>>38603306
You're better off not even trying Anon, denatured alcohol is awful real talk

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>>38603407
Yeah, it's pretty horrid, hence the shots. Our national Alcohol Store (TM) doesn't open in another six hours.

Bottom shelf vodka (that Popov shit that tastes like gasoline). I don't even like drinking, I just hate being sober. I think my mom knows what's going on, she told me if she finds alcohol in my room she's kicking me out.

>>38603793
Pick up a sport kid

>>38604395
I played varsity basketball and lacrosse in high school. Wasn't good enough for D1 college ball in either.

>>38603097
I'm having half a pack of Wild Heaven Beer's Wise Blood IPA. Its head is gorgeous, its lacing is magnificent. Bitter, musty and godly. I highly recommend it.

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Drinking some cheap natty ice from 7/11 because I'm a know-nothing pleb when it comes to beer/alcohol

>>38604683
Lol me too, just finished a 25oz

>>38604524
I know that feel senpai, I ended up being D3 Nation. Eternally cucked

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Should I drag myself out of bed to drink Tequila or Red Wine, it's OP. I need answers

>>38603097
Colt 45 to wash down the 151
I want to die tonight

>>38604824
What blew me away is that the best player on our team never even made it do the NBA, as great as he was in school. Put it to you this way, the best guys I ever saw in HS were Kenny Boynton and Brandon Knight (he played for our rivals, Pinecrest). Boynton plays in Russia. Knight is a nobody in the NBA. It's a whole new level, they're superhumans.

>>38604870
vermouth and gin and everybody wins except for your liver

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>>38604870
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXt56MB-3vc

A keg of mosiac IPA I brewed.

>>38604912
Kids today are scouted from 12 and under and are freaks. These days, you either have it or don't
>>38604954
Thanks for that, I guess my mind is made up

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Mikes hard rootbeer and palm bays as it's all I got left.
Ain't even mine, but sister isn't allowed drinking so I'll finish them all off tonight and be sober till Friday.

>>38605208
Real talk Palm Bay is a twat drink, but Hard Rootbeer isn't bad. No loss of respect here for that

This can't die I need friends oregano

>>38605252
I'm only doing it because my card got declined mango.
My last job was supposed to deposit the rest of my vacation pay today but never did.
I'm a call them up and bitch then out tomorrow.

>>38605678
I have a job interview for a dream job on Thursday in the big city so I'm getting hammered to alleviate these fucking nerves. Wish me luck friendo

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>>38603097

40 oz of bud heavy

pic semi related

>>38605706
I wish you all the luck that I have failed to receive my mang.
You can do it.

>>38605776
Thanks dude. You seem like a nice person, I'm sure whatever shit luck you've had so far will come back around for you bro. I'll be drinking to your future successes

>>38605843
Thanks mango, even if life continues to shoves me back I will keep walking towards the future one step at a time.

>>38605764
I've never had Bud heavy m8, how's it compare to Platinums?

>>38605880
That's all we can do. Life's a bitch, at the end of the day, all we can do is keep trying to make her our bitch

>>38605907
I''ll fucking drink to getting that cock sucking bitch under our control.

>>38605941
She's a fucking dirty cunt, but I'm gonna grab that bitch by the throat or die trying. Can't be a failure forever, you know

>>38605907
With this attitude we will one day be upon the success we can only feel now my friend.
It is but only at the tip of our fingers, grasp onto it and take it for all its worth and never let go, should it escape you then reach further.
One only fails when the give up and become complacent in their failures.

>>38605973
Here's a goddamn toast to your dominance of that cunt.

>>38606045
A toast to you as well my dude. Dust ourselves off, and let's go get this dirty twat for all she's worth

>>38606078
Let's fuck her good and hard my booze brother.

>>38606101
I'm glad there's a like minded motherfucker here. Never lose the ambition, even if shit is shit and I end up 40 and in a shit situation, all it takes is one big break to live like a king

>>38606170
One more goddamned toast to your supremacy my booze brother.

>>38606284
I'll toast to you all night my friend. After we pass out drunk tonight, we get right back to remembering why we exist. We aren't here to be mediocre. Even if it takes booze and drugs to get through until it happens, we will make it.

>>38606315
I'll drink to our apotheosis till my glass rings dry , brother. Let us extract all we can out of that unfaithful cunt.

>>38606383
Apotheosis is a grand word. The red wine is gone, I'll bust out the Tequila just for you my friend. Until the liquor is gone, we will strive

GOLDEN
FOUR
LOKO

>>38606979
GOLDEN WHAT BOY? FOUR LOKO IS DEVIL PISS BUT IT GETS THE JOB DONE

>>38604683
Hey man natty is great bang for the buck, 90% of beer at gas stations tastes basically the same anyways

>>38607021
SURE THERE'S A GOOD TASTING FOUR LOKO, IT'S CALLED A BEER

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>>38603097
It's great to see this thread! Unfortunately im not drinking tonight, but cheers to everyone that is. Have a great time!

>got drunk for the first time last night
now I see why all the men in my family drink themselves to death. maybe I will join them.

2 Haagen strong tall boys

Thinking of watching Battle of Algiers

I woke up this morning an hour before the bottleo opens and it was the longest hour of my life

>>38607537
Join the ranks of the degenerates brother. You'll be happy you did

I like getting nice and buzzed at the club, then I chill on the balcony with a gin and tonic and sell cigarettes to inebriated smokers for a very profitable price

>>38608691
You're the true hero. I don't smoke often enough to buy packs, but I fucking love cigarettes when I have a drug or alcohol buzz. This is OP, I'm about to pass out drunk or die one of the two. Be well brothers

>>38609530
Yeah man I'm usually the same way, as soon as I get that first drink down I'm craving a ciggie, especially if people around me have one. Have a good night my guy

>Jack Daniels
>also some orange juice cause I have a cold