Devilish Thread

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>>38601555
>reply to an anon that is having a conversation with another anon
>they believe I'm the other anon as I ruin the story
>evil laughter

>post something that's adds to the discussion
>reply to myself saying "go back to plebbit"
>other anons come to my defense by saying my post was not in fact plebbit

>>38601555
>tell my house sitter I'm leaving my key under the doormat for them
>don't have a doormat

>tell a UPS to have a good day
>don't really mean it

>order 50lbs of gummy bears from amazon
>don't like gummy bears

>Person asks me for directions.
>Give them random directions I made up on the spot.

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>customer asks if we sell charcoal
>tell them no
>there are five pallets of charcoal in the back

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>>38601555
>Go on /pol/
>Make a blacked thread.

>>38601555
>tell other anons I do /devilish/ things
>I just made them up

>say bless you while someone sneezes
>actually damn them to the flaming abyss