What's for dinner robots? 07/23

Whatever mom decided to make for me

>>38598402
tears and regret

Horribly cooked beans, chicken breast, baked sweet potatoes, and a half-liter of Coca Cola.

I'm too poor to afford meal

rice with just some soy sauce and chilli, same as it has been for the past couple of weeks

I'm trying to get thin and this rice is pretty tasty filling without being horrendously fattening

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2 slices of Costco pizza again. I go to Costco and get the same meal about 3 days a week.

>>38598402
yesterdays sunday roast didnt eat it

>>38598494

Why are you trying to get things with rice? You're iyst eating carbs

>>38598506
>costo pizza and love live

good taste famalam

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>>38598506
Why not just get the whole pizza?

Just use a toaster oven.

>>38598402
Tuna sandwich or omelet.

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Cheese sandwich and salad

>>38599134
reheating food is for plebs

>>38598402
Have I been missing these or have you not been around lately?

>>38599331
Some food reviews actually say Costco pizza isn't crispy enough and putting it in a toaster oven the next day actually improves the taste.

>>38599363
>Have I been missing these or have you not been around lately?

Been to busy with work and school and eating home cooked meals.

>>38598402
You always have good food. I'm jealous. How can you afford to always eat out?

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Made a couple different enchiladas. Red sauce has beef and potato filling, green sauce has shredded chicken filling. They also have two black beans enchiladas in each dish.
>>38599134
>>38599331
>>38599371
>he doesn't reheat his pizza on the stove in a pan

>fell for the little Caesars meme today
bought a pepperoni mostbest, ate 3 slices and drinking some vodka and powerade zero while I wait for my appetite to return

>>38598506
is costco's pizza really that great compared to papa johns or dominos?

>>38599439
>>he doesn't reheat his pizza on the stove in a pan
I've never tried that. Sounds good. Do you put pam in it?

>>38599283
the plebbiest of plebs

>>38599476
No pam, just get the pan hot and lay the pizza slice down. The crust will get hot and crispy; cheese and toppings will either stay cold or get a little warm. I guess it's only good if you don't mind cold pizza already, but it's quite an experience.

>>38599458
Papa johns is like eating card board with salt.

>>38599396
Lame. Should've been busy bulking.

>>38599527
Why not just put a lid, like when you melt cheese on a burger?

>>38599575
I use aluminum foil

>>38599591
That works also.

>>38599283
So you knicked a photo of the shite food from that fyre festival.

>>38598402
going to eat white castles in my 2002 ford taurus. I think posting a picture of that meal would cause Crippling Depression

I'm not eating tonight. Don't have the will power to leave my bed.

>>38600094
>he doesn't have a bitch stick to smack on the floor to summon mommy to bring him dinner in bed
fuck off normalscum

>>38600146
literally what...what the fuck

>>38599921
2002 Tauruses are good cars

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>>38598402
Today I ate
cereal + almond milk
135
135

Pb&j
350
485

Beans, green beans, pasta with Alfredo
500
985

Snicker mini
50
1035 calories

I feel so fucking fat. I hate myself for eating so much.

>>38598506
That's not two. That's more like 10 slices you fat fuck

>>38601161
>not eating any fruit
>only eating some beans
>wasting money on almond milk

You will never make it.

>>38601161
That's barely anything? I go for a long jog and I burn off 1035 calories by the end of it.

Anon, why did you have to make me hungry now I'm going to have to eat

>>38601161
>that
>eating a lot
normie

I'll probably make a spinach salad with chopped walnuts and chicken breast.

>>38601220
Almond milk is healthier than regular milk. Prove me wrong faggot.

>>38602086
If you buy the expensive kind with no added fructose or vanilla flavors, yeah its better than cow tit juice. But knowing your faggot ass, you buy the sugary flavored kind like a little pansy bitch

>>38598402
You're going to get fat

>>38600146

/thread

Nothing more needs to be said!

bitch sticks are the new wave!

>>38602182

Were your parents narcissists?

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I'm at work now. Brought leftovers of what I made for lunch. It's pretty good.

>>38602388

Looks delicious, enjoy!

Enjoyblox

>>38602388
>overcooked spinach
kys

>>38602461
Thanks man! The ribs have been sitting in my freezer for months. I'm very glad I decided to make them at last.

>>38602583
It's not overcooked. If anything I should have simmered it a little more.

>>38602633
You're not supposed to cook spinach for that long.The more you cook it the nutrients literally die off with the heat.

>>38602667
Well I'll remember it next time. The taste factor didn't die off though. And now I'm stuffed.

>>38602715
>And now I'm stuffed
Can I stuff you some more with my cock?

>>38598402
not sure yet the night is young

Souls of small children for dinner to night

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KFC for this guy. Two pieces of original recipe, chips, coleslaw, potato and gravy.

I am having some butter plugs for dinner

>>38599283
fuq da wut

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>>38601161
>1035 calories
that's spooky my skelly

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>>38598402
I eat tons of vegies with my tendies because I'm a big boy

>>38600925
i have a new car but driving it makes me scare so I drive my 2002 Taurus instead. The NYtimes called that gen taurus 'the car that sucks all the joy out of driving' but i disagree, for me it instead puts the joy into driving in my opinion.

>>38599448
>go to little caesars, home of the hot & ready pizza
>never has hot & ready pizzas

>>38604560
>>never has hot & ready pizzas
That's a shame, my little caesars had a hot box full of pizzas today. I thought I'd have to wait, but the little Mexican girl pulled out my pizza immediately and I went on my way.
They put time stamps on them too now, a d minevwas made 18 minutes before I bought it, I was impressed, they're not always know for quality

>>38598402
Frozen pepperoni pizza and ice water.

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RisottoKino

>>38604560
>never has hot & ready pizzas

do you live near mexicans? they love little caesars. the one near mine is always packed on weekends

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>pre-packaged turkey sandwich
>cup of ramen noodles
theres gotta be more to life

>>38604454
veganfag detected
>>>/t/umblr

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>>38604713
>mfw my dick is the size of this sausage

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>>38598402
Some mackerel fish cakes and steel reserve

>>38604645
if you have to preorder pizza why not get dominos, pizza hut, papa johns, or others? the raison d'etre of little caesars... hot & ready... is out of reach for me. Still like little caesars though.
>>38604645
There's one I go to across from a strip club called Rhonda's. Everyone's always wearing a wife beater in that little caesars if that gives you an idea of demographics

i'm dehydated

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>>38598402

hey, a mans got to eat

I weigh 115 lbs and recently checked my caloric intake to find that I was eating barely 600 calories per day. I would eat two frozen health-conscious meals that are 300 each and drink energy drinks, and maybe eat a Chipotle burrito once every few days.

I'm on my way to get some fried chicken now to help correct this anons

>>38602182
>>38601220
Fruit has sugar in it. I mostly eat veggies. Maybe fruit as a snack. Same with meat.

Also I usually get cashew/almond milk. I'm allergic to milk plus milk is fucking gross pus juice. I don't eat anything cow. I don't eat anything deli meat either since its a class 2 cancer causing biowaste product.

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>>38598402
just some rice and ketchup with dr pepper.

>>38603452

that looks good. kfc has based mashed perderders.

>>38604250
Yeah that I ate so much. It should be more like 500. Im a Fucking fat weak willed bitch though.

>>38605513
>weak willed

tell me about it f/am im an alcoholic and a smoker

just cuck me

>>38605477
add some toasted ravioli & parm. cheese and that's what I eat most of the time, call it rice&ravs

>>38605566
I've watched people die from both of those. Stop. You don't want to be lying in bed for days in complete delusion. Our waking up to vomiting blood until you die.

>>38605477
>rice and ketchup
jesus christ I nearly barfed in my mouth. what a disgusting combo, how do you live with yourself?

4 loko nigga

This reminded me I haven't eaten all day.

I don't have a picture but it was Peruvian Pizza Hut. I'm here to visit family and on their online menu make your own pizza is called "gun your pizza" and you can only get cheese filled crust. Also they don't tell you what soda you're getting but it's apparently Coke.

>>38606874
kek im also currently visiting my family in peru. a large pizza from pizza hut here is like a medium in burgerland and it came out to almost 100 soles. ended up paying with fake money

>>38607016
They let you do that? While I've been here places wouldn't take my cash if it was old bills, how'd you pass off counterfeit?

I'm doing keto so I made 4 burgers. Ate two tonight with some broccoli on the side. Topped with swiss cheese and some bacon. Pretty good.

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>>38606127
I dunno. just give it a try, it's pretty good with pepper too

>>38598402
Fit & Active Protien Energy Bar Cookie Dough as well as Fit & Active Protien Energy Bar Yogurt Honey Peanut and three vitamins. That's largely what my diet is now. I'm a good thirty pounds underweight and abhor eating. Fuck me in the face, boyo.

>>38603452
Looks like aussie KFC to me. Where you from

>>38598402
4 hotdogs with loads with mustard
>tfw you sleep all day and eat like a pig but you're still a disgusting skeleton

>>38607651
embrace it
much better to be skeleton than fatso

>>38607753
When i was skelly is said id prefer to be fat, now im fat i want to be skelly

>>38607651
No raw or cooked onions on those?

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Bumping with Foodkino
Just made this 30 minutes ago. It was so god damn good.

Way better than spaghetti bolognese, has a similar flavor tho.

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>>38608740
alternative view of risottokino

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>>38608750
Finally the closeup
>Inb4 it's watery
This risotto's consistency is perfect.

>>38598402
>nacho shit on soggy looking french fries instead of tortilla chips

almost a perfect meal

>>38608764
looks good desu
why do you have a plastic fork

>>38608807
That's a glass fork.

>>38608833
That is 100% made out of plastic.

>>38608879
Yes I was joking. I don't like doing extra dishes.
I also only have 1 metal fork.

The closeups aren't really about presentation so I don't mind leaving my plastic fork in there.

>this faggot is still spamming his boring ass food that no one ever replies to

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>>38609035
someone clearly does appreciate my foodkino>>38608807

>>38609035
>t. buttmad he can't cook anything
Don't be jealous, develop your skills

>he gets so triggered he replies multiple times to the same post
>every thread he gets two replies at most and spends forever talking to them in detail to never have them respond
I wouldn't be surprised if he's samefagging replies to himself when it gets slow

>>38601372
for 1kCal u need approx 150mins of cardio at atleast 75% max heartrate
>long jog
really nigga

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>he's such hater he doesn't realize his negativity has only made me improve as a chef.
This is where I was a few months ago man.

>>38598402
My man, you're the one always posting the Mexican food right? maybe I'll get some carne asada fries friday

>months ago he gets told his food was trash
>N-NO IT ISN'T YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS
>months later
>calls his own food trash despite it looking the exact same
This guy never stops giving

>>38609035
>>38609095
>>38609156
ok hun, you can leave now

>he isn't smart enough to distinguish consistency between both photos
>he continues to bash my food not realizing I will continue improving and continue posting it
This guy still doesn't get it.

>>38609056
That looks delicious anon. Was it easy to make?

>he triple posted again
lmao

>>38609095
Poor samefag attempt and newfag clearly detected. You don't even know where the poster count is, do you?

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>>38609202
Yep very easy.
It's Aglio e Olio one of the simplest pasta dishes to make.

Then I just got some chicken tenderloins pounded them flat, dredged them in salt/pepper/flour/garlic powder and cooked em.

>>38609122
sort of a stupid question but what's the difference between rice and risotto? is it supposed to be like watery-ish rice in broth?

>>38609211
This>>38609174 isn't my comment.
these are my comments.>>38609190
>>38609122

>>38609233
>is it supposed to be like watery-ish rice in broth?
It is when he makes it lol

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>>38609211
Here's the proof I didn't triple post.

>>38609247
dude why are you bullying him for literally just sharing his food? i have no idea why that bothers you but i genuinely like these threads as its one of the good ones left since this board is shitted with fembot and gay threads on the daily. i bet you post in those fucking threads too and you have the audacity to come here talking shit. kys

>>38609233
Risotto is rice.
It's unwashed rice which is very starchy.
The moisture you see is caused by letting laddles of stock absorb into the rice while you stir it in a pan.

As the stock evaporates the rice absorbs some of the stock, and it leaves behind sort of a starchy "creamy" sauce.
>>38609247
He still doesn't understand what Risotto is.
It's okay m8. Not everyone can be smart.

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>>38609285
I appreciate it. A ton of retards like to insult my cooking and make nonsensical criticisms about it.

Just stop lmfao

>>38609322
don't worry they know nothing about quality dishes because their moms only feed them frozen tendies. do you post in /ck/ too? i think i have seen your dishes there

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>>38609333
Nope. I've decided because you retards like to talk shit about my food so much, I'll give you even more opportunities too.
I WILL NEVER STOP. Get used to me. As long as these threads are posted and I notice them. I'll be posting risotto. Even if I ate something completely different that night, I will post risotto

>>38609353
I occasionally post there. I made a thread asking which consistency is the best, they couldn't come to any consensus. Now I just go for something like this consistency.
>pic related

>since you make fun of me I'm going to continue to do the things you ridicule me for
like pottery on here

>>38609382
>Even if I ate something completely different that night, I will post risotto
kek. risotto must be really good if you make it this much i want to try it. what else do you cook though?

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>He still thinks he can make me stop
I get a kick out of it. It was obnoxious at first, but now I become disappointed when I don't get one faggot trying to argue with me about a dish he's never even eaten.
Yep I'm pretty sure like most plebs, even normies too. A lot haven't tried actual risotto. They stick to generic Italian dishes like pasta, or pizza.
>pic related
Some kitchens make it that runny.
I try to be somewhere in the middle. So you'd probably be in for a shock depending on what Restaurant you try it at.

>>38609457
Risotto is a dish that people overlook and avoid trying because they'd rather stick to pasta.
Risotto>Pasta
It has a much richer and savory flavor and you can make risotto with pasta sauce too.

I also make
>Japanese Curry
>Fried Rice
>Pasta
>Steaks
>Omlettes
Stuff like this.

>he thinks anyone cares about his dishes
>he thinks people aren't just making fun of his autistic behaviour

>>38598402
10 beers and a heaping dose of anorexia

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>he still doesn't realize I get compliments for my dishes regularly
>he still doesn't realize I don't care if some autists who don't know anything about the dish I make think I'm being autistic

>>38609636
>kanye gif
normie

>>38609645
his normie smug is very similar to my own smug towards my risotto.