>"Hey dad, I'm lesbian" What's your respond?

>"Hello Lesbian, I'm dad."

No fucking way! I don't believe it until I see you having sex with a girl!

ask her to call her gf and show me what its about

>>38598382
hhaha epic! upvoted

I am glad no dude will ever drill you.

Gross, never speak to me or your father again

>>38598284
Ok whatever. I don't care.

>>38598284

I'd rather have my daughter love a girl then get fucked by all these new faggot kids out there.

But if she becomes a lesbian slut I'll probably sock her in the face and throw her out on the streets.

Well go ahead and prove it

>>38598284
Have fun with finding a gf then. I support you honey.

>>38598382
Reddit Gold to you fine sir!

>>38598284
Now you want child support? Just show up out of fucking nowhere....

>>38598438
lmaoing on the lol

>>38598430

Severely underrated

Kgyibfy

>>38598555
Laughing your ass off-ing on the laughing out loud?

Kill yourself shitpost scumbag, everyone can tell you've samefagged your way through this thread. Newcunt

>>38598284
That's nice honey if a girl ever hits you come tell daddy and I'll punch her teeth so far down her throat she'll be sticking her toothbrush up her ass.
More than she already does anyway.

>>38598382
Epic for the win

I would actually be glad in this scenario. I know what I'm like and wouldn't want any pimply two-faced Romeo like me trying to defile my little flower.

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>>38598555
Being very suspicious right now newfag

>>38598596
>>38598764

... it's a shitpost. (n o t l i t e r a l)

and i go back to the days of shitty-phone-pictures-of-outdoor-escapades. don't bark at one of your hlpers >:\

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>>38598284
>"Hey dad, I'm lesbian"
pic related.

>"Who are you calling dad? I don't have a daughter anymore."

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It's fine, as long as she doesn't bring home a 300 kg pink hairied tumblr whale.
Or a black person.

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pic related origi

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thank fuck tbqh, having a daughter who's straight is literal cuckoldry
I'd beat & disown a faggot son tho

Well Son, when are you moving out then?

When you do porn, send it to me. At least something productive can come out of me failing as a parent. Now get me my vodka and get the hell out of my house.

>>38598284
....
Wanna try three way?

>>38599294
Source of this image m80?

>>38598382
"EDIT: Wow, thanks for the gold!"

>>38598284

I wouldn't give a fuck if it was a daughter

atleast she isn't out there fucking niggers

>>38598382
I'd unironically do a dad joke like this.

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>>38599294
>>38599998
Gib sauce too

As long as she's the one doing the fucking it's better than having a straight daughter, think of it as the closest a daughter could be to being as son.

>"Cool, now let me get back to my Minecraft"

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>>38600355
>>38599998
Rough Sketch Senpai.

It's not Lewd.

Thats great sweetie! Now dress me up in some of your clothes and make me into a lesbian as well *blows dad cummies in daughters panties*

>>38600452
Thanks m8 seems fun

Look on the bright side, at least she isn't sucking nigger dick

>>38598284
Please be into fems.

Holy fuck, why d'ya have to look like a fucking basic bitch? Stop being a fucking bitch; me and yer other dad did and we turned out great.
Your grades dishonour myself and the family name, ya little shit. Fuck off and go study.

I accept u.

If my son was gay it would be a lot tougher.

>>38601846
But y tho.

Y is it tougher if ur son was gay?

Reddit spacing

>>38598284
Upset if she were the only child, fine if she has siblings. Also it matters if shes a dude lesbian or girly lesbian. If she starts looking like a transgender freak id probably smack the fuck out of her

>>38601874
because girl on girl sex is ok but guy on guy sex is gross. I guess it would be slightly better if he was the top. I definitely wouldn't want him getting fucked though.

>>38601896
she's obviously a girly lesbian, at least at this point.

>>38601874
Because I jizzed him out and hes a form.of me and my ancestors who werent gay. Hes supposed to try to be alpha not turn into a sissy boy cum rag for Chad. Id probably beat the gay out of him and buy a bunch of high end escorts to remove that virus off his head

>>38601942
You jizzed the girl too... and he doesn't have to be a sissy; if he is, that's your fault.

>>38601903
Unironically because I can't get off to my son but I can to my daughter
Do.
Not.
Reproduce.
Ever.

>>38598284
i'd rather have my daughter be a lesbian than straight

i definitely wouldnt want a gay son though
certainly not a bottom

>>38598284
"Ok."

(Origano)

>>38598284
I'm so glad I won't be indirectly cucked by some douchebag. You go, daughter.

>>38598382
UPzVOTED