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>"Hey dad, I'm gay" What's your respond?

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>"Hey dad, I'm gay"

What's your respond?
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>>38597877
I'm not your dad I'm your uncle. go tell your mother. I guarantee she won't care.
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>>38597877
He's so fucking hot, so gorgeous
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>>38597877
I have a kid? Where the fuck did my life go so wrong?
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>>38597877
Hello gay, i'm dad.
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Lmao prove it faggot
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Disown and disinherit
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>>38597901
Shut the fuck up you piece of shit, stupid whore
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>>38597900
>tfw your nephew comes out as a tranny

What the fuck is wrong with today's kids? Oh yeah, estrogen in LITERALLY FUCKING EVERYTHING THEY CONSUME.
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>>38597877
It runs in the family.
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>>38597877
>hi gay, I'm
>immensely disgusted with you and your kind, you're not living in this house anymore
>now pack your shit and don't come back until you realize you're straight again
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>>38597877
>kiss him on the mouth and shove my big cock in down his throat shortly after.
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>You have 24 hrs to leave the house and find a place.
>We still care for but you are cut off forever.
>Never bring any of the perverted faggots you hang out with around any family members again

>good bye son
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>>38597877
Really? Pants down and bend over, we'll see how gay you are.
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>>38597877
Ok.
Literally who cares.
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>>38597951
Or because it's life on ez mode, at least until your 30s. Nobody wants to be a man nowadays because it's fucking terrible.
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If you're gay then why does your cock taste like your sister's pussy?
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>>38597987
>i totally care about you but you're still getting left for dead lel
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>>38597947
>he thinks that was a girl posting
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>>38598014

who cares about gay people but having a faggot son is a very different story.

>meet old college buddy
>any kids?
>hold head down in shame as you explain you have a faggot son
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>>38598086
So have more than one kid you retarded faggot. The chances that 3+ will all turn out gay is null. If you want kids just to continue your bloodline and nothing else you'd already make a shitty parent.
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>>38597877
Literally say nothing and beat the fuck out of him
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>>38597877
Orly then?

Bend your ass over and we'll see if you're really gay. Get that mouth ready too.
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>>38598126
>"Dad, I'm gay."
>"Nothing and beat the fuck out of him."
>"Dad, are you okay?"
>"Dad?"
>"Mom, I think he's having another stroke!"
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>>38598120
makes no difference if you have 10 kids, you still produce a dirty faggot son
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>>38598120
>continue your bloodline
Isn't that the general point of having a family?
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>>38597877
well, cave explorer is going to be a lot less awkward now
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"Go suck nigger dick and get out of my house. I have no son."

>implying I would lay with a 3d roastie

kys
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>>38598144
kek
origiigiliginal
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>>38598035
>being transgender is life on ez mode

You're a funny dude anon
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>>38597877
Oh yeah? Where will you be living from now on?
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I'd beat the little faggot up and and rape his tight ass and then kick him out and then bring him back in and rape him again and then hug him and say I was sorry and did not know what came over me and then rape him again
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It's not gay as long as balls arent touching, son. You're not touching balls with your boyfriend, are you? Because I will disown you.
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How'd you guys feel if your daughter came out as a lesbian?
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>>38597920
this is the joke op was hoping. the rest of u r responding to a post, which only purpose was to be a set up to this very joke . ..
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>>38598161
Along with actually caring about them. You have the empathy of a nigger if you would completely cut contact with your son on a whim like that.
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Fine, then it is no problem when you sleep in your older sisters room for a while, wanted to refurbish yours anyway. Move your gear over champ!
>Just wait and see how totally not bi he really is. Fuck it, if the degenerates try messing with you, go full slaneesh on their ass.
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>>38598254
Lesbians are not gay though it's hot for straight makes. Not saying if find my daughter being a lesbian hot in just stating a fact
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>>38598161
And you wonder why nobody wants to fuck you jej. Literally insectoid tier mindset.
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>>38597987

>I still care for you but you have to find a place to live within 24 hours (virtually impossible if you dont have friends)

Republicans, everybody. Very christian.
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>>38597877
>"It's ok son, come here, give me a hug"
>punch him in the guts for being a faggot
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>>38598086
So fucking what? literally nobody cares.
Just say "oh he's gay." And then he'll just say ok. Nobody should fucking make a big deal about fags
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>>38598332
Great way to ensure he never talks to you again.
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>>38597877
Finally I can fuck your boipucci
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>>38598371
Well good, no faggot shall be my son.
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>>38598403
Nobody shall be your son because you're a lonely permavirgin.
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>>38598474
So I'm a fedora tipping virgin neckbeard for not supporting degeneracy? Gotta try harder than that if you want to BTFO me kiddo
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>>38598161
I'm with u anon. the other two faggots who responded to you are cuckolds who wouldnt mind raising someone elses child. also 14 words
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>>38597877
When I was around your age I had a boyfriend, I do not care, do whatever you want.
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>>38597877
what a waste of time, spunk and money you are
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>>38597877
Next door, jackass.
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>>38597877
"Who are you I'm speaking to?"
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>>38598595
HEY FRY MAN WANNA POUND SOME FRIGGIN BEERS OR SUMMIM.
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>>38598535
Define degeneracy. What objective basis does your morality have?
>>38598535
There is more to your family than a continuation of your genes. If you don't understand this you don't have the empathy of a european, you're probably a mongrel of some sort. You're no better than the christfags who say shit like "I'd take one christian fucken BASED nigger over 1000 lefty white cucks!"
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>>38597877
I know son, I know you're gay since you started watching these bizarre japanese cartoon
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>>38598662
Degeneracy is anything that goes against the LORD's word such as sodomy. And yes, I absolutely would take one conservative christian black man over every lefty, fag loving cuck on the planet. I don't care if the country is 99% nonwhite as long as it's christian. Civic nationalism is the only logical nationalism.
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>>38598713
I bet you think the templars were heroes too.
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>>38597877
Prove it

*pulls down pants and underwear*
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>>38598746
They were you dumb faggot. Every crusade was justified. They are a staple of european identity.
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>>38597877
*Slaps him so hard it turns him back into straight*
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>>38598662
>having shit on your cock isn't degeneracy
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>>38598804
Tranny Devito, is that you?
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>>38598804
You still haven't defined degeneracy.
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>>38598662
A conservative Christian black man would support a black and a white ethnostate. With America being open to all races of course. Leftypol will not be allowed, doesn't matter how many are white. Out the helicopter
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>>38598881
Funnily enough you still haven't replied to >>38598783
>>38598713
Seriously. Neck yourself
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>>38598783
Yes, staples of european identity who 90% of which were extremely wealthy bankers, publicly practiced a semitic religion, and were pirvately satanists/baphomet idolaters.
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>>38598928
Why should a desert book from 2000 years ago be taken as objective morality? There is no historical evidence for any of the purported miracles of Jesus. In fact there is no 1st century evidence for his existence whatsoever, all sources are christian or jewish.
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>>38598901
Civic nationalism does not work and it never will.
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>>38597877
*undicks zip*
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Who the fuck are you and why are you calling me dad? Actually though, I look nothing like him.
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>>38599064
>*undicks zip*

What did he mean by this?
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>>38598901
And what happens as whites slowly become more and more of a minority? Take a quick look at Rhodesia/South Africa. Or any nigger infested american city.
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>>38597877

I'd kill him and then go to jail again.
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>>38599042
>>38599100
no. An individual white state (Eurasia) and a black one (Africa)
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>>38599016
>he wants historical proof of miracles
Really makes me think
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>>38599936
And you said with America being open to all races. Do you see how well that's working out right now? 55% white and declining, within 50-60 years we'll turn into another south africa if nothing changes. The entire country will turn into one giant Detroit.
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>>38597877
"You have two days to pack your bags, not sure if we will ever meet again."
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>>38600005
Who gives a fuck? Why is that important? Do you realize that there will ALWAYS BE
>muh diversity
>muh poc
>muh equality
Fags everywhere? What happens here isn't important. Yeah, I could give you actual solutions to what you're talking about but you don't wanna here them
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>>38600003
I do. None of his miracles were ever mentioned in even a single roman report. This was a man who raised the dead and cured incurable ailments at will, you'd think that sort of thing would make it in there. The best evidence christfags have is one mention by Tacitus in 116AD, who probably referenced Pliny, who never actually mentioned Jesus only trouble with christians.
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>>38597877
Holy Fucking Yum!

You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
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NOT IN MY HOUSE SCUM
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>>38600058
I give a fuck about the open season on whites that's going to happen. There's a huge difference between diversity and whites becoming a minority. The US was intended to be le melting pot for europeans, not every shitskin who wants to move out of their shit hole country and bring their lifestyle with them.
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>>38599081
Like a banana, but with a zip
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>>38597877
>"Well its your life bud, but changing the subject, can you hold these for me i have to test the new car battery"
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Hi gay, I'm Anon.
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>>38600105
>create ethnostates for blacks, whites, beaners and chinks etc
>America is the same as it is, no one is forced to leave (besides illegals)
What are you talking about you delusional retard? Fucking walk outside not even memeing rn. You are so deluded and indulgent into neetdom you've lost total basis of reality.
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>>38597877
>What's your respond?
me too
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>>38600228
White birth rate is declining. White babies are already a minority. The white population will continue to shrink while shitskins grow, until eventually we reach south africa levels of racial violence. You are fucking deluded if you think most shitskins believe in the republic, the only thing they care about is gibsmedats.
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"It's okay son. I still love you. But please be safe and vigilant about your sexual health. I had to watch my best friend slowly die of HIV related complications and I won't let that happen to you."

"Also please don't be a sissy gayboy."
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>>38600358
>whites move to Europe, minorities removed from Europe
>birthrates forced to go up
>???
>Profit??
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>>38600505
The US is a european country. If you're going to remove shitskins from europe, why not remove them from the US as well? Who are you trying to appeal to here?
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>>38597920
Underrated, and this statement that I am making is original as declared by me, an anon.
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>"Hey dad, I'm gay"
N-NANI!? This must be the work of an enemy stand!
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>>38597920
this is orignailly funny, nice
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>>38597877
I hate you son pls leave when your 18
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>>38597877
i know put your dress back on
and it's daddy or you'll get another spanking
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>>38597877
Holy fuck, why d'ya have to look like a fucking twinky faggot? Stop being a fucking faggot; me and yer other dad did and we turned out great.
Your grades dishonour myself and the family name, ya little shit. Fuck off and go study.
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>>38600358
I doubt there's anything that can be done at this point. My only hope is that in a couple hundred years or so the japs/chinks fucking obliterate everyone else on the planet after whitey's gone.
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>>38600596
Are you paying attention you fucking autist >>38600058
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>>38600918
Kys autist. You either go full genocide/expulsion or not at all. Nonwhites do not belong in white countries.
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>>38600918
You aren't making any sense whatsoever, insulting me in every post doesn't get your point across.
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>>38600994
>>38601009
What part of a country where all people can "coexist" (we know that won't really happen) and not cause problems for everyone else do you not understand? America is meant to be garbage, in the end. It was a good idea, but it turned to shit. America doesn't deserve racial purity. Believe it or not but it's time to reclaim the ancestral home. To return to Europe. White "Americans" do not belong in Europe. Only the degenerates and ingrates, the false believers of equality and adherents to secularism. True whites will return to Europe, commit a crusade against the minorities where they are deported back to whence they came. That is all. Either return to your own ethnostate, go to America, or die.
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>>38601099
Good luck with that, let me know when you've armed the euros enough for that to even be possible. There is also literally nothing wrong with secularism.
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>>38601099
>i'm totally pro white
>but i also want to leave behind tens of millions of whites who don't want to drop everything they own to move across the fucking atlantic for no particular reason
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>>38597877
Call lawyer
Update will
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Wake up, put a dip in, fuck some niggers.
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>>38601243
Why should I care about stupid whites? That's as bad as caring about lefty ppl nu male whites. Fuck em. As for armament...it'd be easier to deport minorities through legal means...outjew the Jews.
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>Implying I could get laid, let alone have a spawn
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>>38601215
>literally
>supports secularism
Hmmmmm
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>>38597877
Good thing ill have more than 1 child
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>>38598084
>>38598323

>triggered fuckbois
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>>38597877
Stop stealing shitposts from /g/.
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What's that, you made a little gay thread? Well, let me take this opportunity to congratulate you, the monkey learned a trick. Look at you, uploading comments. You're already spewing your vile filth all over the computer, huh? Congratulations! You must have an IQ in the double digits!
Here's a little piece of advice. The next time you're gonna unload your jealousies and inadequacies online, here's a little piece of advice. Here's a little piece of advice, slick. Next time you're gonna go on the computer (mommy and daddy bought you a new computer!), you're going to unload your jealousy and inadequacies on somebody else, on a stranger? Just make sure you don't pick Sam Geno, the son of the Papa Geno Pizza empire. I've bought people like you. I've destroyed people like you. It's nothing for me to call up my father, and have every pizza jockey in the nation have a photo of you, right above their oven. Thinking about you, my personal army of pizza makers.
They'll put sauce on you. They'll lay you out. Swing you around in the air just like in the old movies.
Then they'll destroy you. Piece by piece. Piece by delicious piece. Cheesy piece by cheesy crusty piece. They'll destroy you.
That's option one. Option two is you can apologize to me. Just say you're sorry. Takes a big man to apologize, don't it? Humble yourself before a god, a pizza god?
That's about it. Go fuck yourself.
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>>38598062
JESUS CHRIST WHY

go to CHURCH
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Did dis get posted yet?1?
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>>38597877
HI GAY, I'M DAD

upvote me
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>>38597877
Cool! But one problem... where are you going to live now? Cause it's not here you fucking fag!
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>>38603695
I'll fuck your butt if thats what you mean
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