What the actual fuck is wrong with homos? >new grindr

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>>38595743
If anybody is gonna lurk btw please keep bumping
Here we see Jamal overcome sjw bullshit .
Good job big dick Jamal!

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>>38595743
>>38595976
>that face
>fem
>cute

are you the same guy as yesterdays thread

>>38595976
Does me catfishing faggots into inviting me to their house then showing getting my dick sucked, cum swallowed and then going home count as me catfishing? Because if so I have catfished quite a few in my time.

Continue the OC OP. I wanna see how far people are willing to be abused before blocking/accepting kek.

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Bumping without an original though to contribute

>OP only vaguely veiling his underlying urges - the thread

Keep on for all I care.

its called mental illness

also since homosexuality is becoming the norm for some reason, these special snowflakes has to try even harder to stand out, so they begin to do shit like this

Someone post something this is actually interesting to see if gay men act the same as women or if they act differently.

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>>38596044
I have literally not been blocked once since the Manhattan butt plug incident...
>>38596029
Yep
>>38596032
I think ur gay m8
>>38596067
Brilliant. Best explanation for this retarded shit

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>>38596123
It depends on how big and colored the cock is it seems.
So yes, exactly like women

This one is ftm

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>>38596215
Note that im skipping the pic sending phase.
Jamal is shy of robots

>>38596161
>The Manhattan Butt Plug Incident
when will catfish man top this one?

>>38596161
>I have literally not been blocked once since the Manhattan butt plug incident...
Post it I'm interested now.

>>38596255
its in the archives

>>38596161
I'm not gay mate I just like blowjobs, it's not gay when a women gives them so it's not gay, checkmate.

>>38596269
Fuck that I'm not looking through the entire archives for that, someone just summarise.

>>38596276
It's not gay when a women does it because they have a vagina and you have a dick. It's gay when a dude does it and you both have dicks. That's gay as fuck.

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>>38596302
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/36351766/
>>38596237
I dont know if I want to
It was a lot of work...

>>38596361
nuh uh I didn't even kiss him it's not gay at all

>girlfriend has given me permission to go out and fuck guys and get fucked by them
>says she finds the idea hot
I feel nervous about doing it since we have a good relationship and I don't want casual sex to ruin it. Has anyone else been I'm this situation before and how did it turn out?

>>38596424
Did your balls touch?
This is important.

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>>38596424
Anon...I have something to tell you....
You might have gayaids...im so sorry

>>38596446
Slightly, it was similar to your arm touching another person's arm when you enter a busy train.

>>38596447
>you don't catch on too quickly
No one can read your fucking mind, of course people aren't going to know your life details jesus fucking christ I hate people that do that shit

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>>38596390

>tfw no hairy ftm brown gf

I didn't need this feel

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>>38596445
she's 100% cucking you pham

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>>38596237
ACTUALLY
I did pull a heist that's almost as hardcore, just remembered
This one took a few hours though, but so fucking worth it.
This is easily big dick Jamal's shining moment.
Also do hang on, photo dumping on r9k and phone posting is painful

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>>38596607
"She" had weed and apparently cops were passing by.
Fuck I wish I capped the whole thing.

This is me playing innocent after about a week.

>>38596648
>5 in the morning
Man seems people will do anything for that BBC.

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>>38596758
Big dick Jamal is irresistible
I literally get so many fags hitting me up at the same the app crashes

>>38596828
Where abouts do you fake the location? Here in England most guys on Grindr are just guys in their 40s.

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>>38596881
I find NYC provides the best challenge.
SF and LA fags and trannies will literally just jump on any cock

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Should I keep going or is the thread dead?


here's a fun one

>>38596445
Yes.

Here's the thing.

They don't want to fuck you.

Majority of guys are bottoms, like 80%.

Here's where shit get's worse, 30% say they're bottom, 30% versatile, 30% top, 10% TOP ONLY NOTHING GOING IN MY BUTT.

You want the last one.

Bottoms will lie and say they're vers, won't do anything and since you're there get you to try and fuck them.

Tops are like unicorns almost of the gays.

I don't want to fuck a man, I have my girlfriend, her tranny friend and another girl I can fuck all I want within reason.

I want my hole filled.

Guys suck. I don't want them sucking my dick. I want to suck dick and get fucked.

90% of the encounters can be BS, never trust a vers, and make sure the "top" is actually a top.

>>38597008
That would actually be fine with me I'm new to the idea and would like to do what I'm used to doing which is getting my dick sucked and fucking someone instead of the other way round.

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>>38597008
>>>38596445
>Yes.
>Here's the thing.
>They don't want to fuck you.
>Majority of guys are bottoms, like 80%.
>Here's where shit get's worse, 30% say they're bottom, 30% versatile, 30% top, 10% TOP ONLY NOTHING GOING IN MY BUTT.
>You want the last one.
>Bottoms will lie and say they're vers, won't do anything and since you're there get you to try and fuck them.
>Tops are like unicorns almost of the gays.
>I don't want to fuck a man, I have my girlfriend, her tranny friend and another girl I can fuck all I want within reason.
>I want my hole filled.
>Guys suck. I don't want them sucking my dick. I want to suck dick and get fucked.
>90% of the encounters can be BS, never trust a vers, and make sure the "top" is actually a top.
...why do you know so much about this?
And why are you so desperate to get super gonherria?

None of these screens are funny.

>>38597073
Well I'm the guy with the girlfriend and I'm looking for advice so if he has some to give let him plus it bumps your thread.

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>>38597114
she's cucking you my man
Just end all of this before you catch something

>>38597070
Then it's not worth it really.

Man ass is way more inferior. It's blown out because guys want the biggest thing possible inside them.

Not shaped the best. Getting fucked is amazing.

Sucking dick is amazing to, I prefer it over eating a women out especially when you feel a load go down your throat.

However men suck. Why can't trannies have big dicks?

Worse yet most trannies want to just be fucked because they want to be treated like women.

Plus I hate have a guys head on my dick. They aren't magical cock sucks like most people make gay people out to be, and i'm terrified the faggot is going to bite my dick off.

Wait I thought Grindr was just a bunch of bald mr clean guys with earrings not mtf qts. Brb downloading

>>38597073
Wear protection, get tested regularly, and don't jump into bed with any rando.

>>38597231
Thanks for that totally inaccurate conclusion but at least you tried. No possibile way she has cheated on me in 2 and a half years.

>>38597257
Well I might try getting fucked at one point but for now I'll stick to doing the fucking.

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>>38597327
>>>38597231 (You)
>Thanks for that totally inaccurate conclusion but at least you tried. No possibile way she has cheated on me in 2 and a half years.

Dude.....are you fucking serious. you're absolutely getting cucked.

>>38597008
Has it always been this bad for actual versatiles? I am legit vers. but unless the dude is bigger than me, nine times out of ten I'm always topping. Although I did meet a huge quarterback looking motherfucker who turned out to be a bottom bitch. Had some fun with that.

>>38597114
Oh and be wary of anyone to eager, but also be wary of someone who isn't eager enough.

Way to eager - Pictures are probably fake, or they will be a fucking weirdo.

Not eager enough - probably has a wife, or ulterior motives, not sure, etc.

Listen for ques. Someone says or dodges a question, dodge them. Some people want to divulge they have STDs, then chicken out, don't tell anyone, then still go through with sex.

I was being dramatic before. Guys give okay head, some are great, some aren't. Depends what you like really.

Fucking a guy, most have a loose ass. Good if you're big, not if you're small.

Also guys are brutal. Not sure why everyone here gets these faggots, but most guys will mock you openly.

Average sized dick? Most good looking bottoms want nothing to do with you unless you're hot as fuck. Same with trannies.

When I started hell I was 325 pounds, but lost 160 pounds then was brave enough to go to grindr and other shit.

Guys are brutal when it comes to loose skin and shit. Didn't pull nice looking guys till I exercised and had surgery to remove some excess skin and tone up. Otherwise you'll get weirdos you either might think are okay, but aren't.

Don't bother.

Hold out for hot tops, vers if you want to try both, but really most vers are just bottoms trying to lure in tops or other bottoms and convince them to fuck them.

>>38597406
Well i'm just not into guys, like face wise and body wise I find men ugly. Maybe it's where I am but majority of vers are bottoms in disguise.

I would just get wife to use a strap on, but it's just not the same. Well she still uses it, but it's still not the same. You know that though lol.

>>38597381
Yet again thanks for the accusation with no evidence but it is impossible for her to have cheated on me in that time span.

>>38597231
>actually apologizing for "white privilege"
This thread is pretty shit, but oh my god that's really something.

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>>38595440
remember be careful those who troll fags might become one

Hey OP this is hilarious moreso than regular catfishing.
Whatever happened to the privileged fag you told about ur greatgrandma?

>>38598361
OP is obviously a closet homosexual who gets off to this, that's been pointed out countless times.

What happened to the tranny from last night?

>>38598628
>that's been pointed out countless times.
By you. Why are you still shitting up these threads you stupid fag?

>>38598672
LEL it's not just me, but I can see its getting to you OP. You're a fag but I found that thread about the tranny entertaining so that's why I'm here, may leave because this one seems boring DESU

>>38598765
>its getting to you OP
I'm not OP, I just wanna read funny catfishing stories but every fucking time you come here and spam the shit out of them.

Why do u even care if OP is a fag or not?

>>38598802
I don't now post more faggot

>>38595440
>>38598834
I'm not OP dumbass.
You ruined it again, I hope you're happy you stupid sjw faggot

>>38598866
>being this triggered by someone calling OP a fag

>>38598866
Also at least I'm keeping this shit alive by bumping it. OP always leaves soon after making these things.

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>>38596447
>it's a shame for you
>for you
You missed your chance you fool.

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>>38596498
>That won't get you far with women on here
>There are women on here?
Holy fuck OP is not a faggot, well you kinda are for messaging so many homos on grindr.

>>38598962
Jokes don't quite work once the punchline is already there.

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>>38599233
Nice dubs. You're a pretty big guy.

>>38599264
If I say "for you" will you check my dubs again?

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>>38599322
Holy fuck you're a really, really big guy. Checked and wrekt

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My internet is spotty anons, sorry
Heres the weirdo from that white privilege one.
The fuck was he thinking?

>>38599945
>The fuck was he thinking?
He looks qt af

>>38597008
>>38597257
>>38597410
This is really depressing.

So you're basically saying that the scene is a total shit show. Let alone a loving monogamous relationship, even finding remotely acceptable, sane sexual partners is very unlikely. Is this why gay people go insane and just recklessly fuck anyone, because there's no other alternative? You either have dangerous sex with unattractive mentally ill STD carriers or you don't have sex at all?

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>>38600648
why the fuck has this thread turned into yet another fag gossip baiting shit filled show?

I like these threads because, unlike the ones where a fake chad catfishes roasties, they anally devastate the small portion of the board that refuses to stay on fucking /lgbt/. Keep up the good work, OP. Stay mad, faggots.