There has never been a thread just like this one

Whats that? 4" girth? Also its crusty and gross fucking wash that shit nigga.

>>38595138
5" girth close, I'm a neet what did you expect

>>38595118
>Also its crusty and gross
This, OP.
You have a gift that many of us can only dream of, so take care of it for all of us.

>>38595164
There is no way thats 5" girth. Its 4.5" at most, the way you're holding it isn't fooling anyone. Get that noodle dick out of here.

>>38595176
What gift is that my friend?

>>38595271
No anon, pretty sure it was 5 last I measured.

>>38595118
Wash your fucking dick dude, that's disgusting

start to moisturise and i'll consider sucking you off