>2012 was 5 years ago >5 years >thats half a decade

>>38593678
and thats terrible
lhggfu

>>38593678
In 6 months I will be 30.

That is 3 decades.

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>2013 years was eight years ago

>>38593720
holy fuck u r right

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>>38593748
>was gonna post a meme response too
>was about to say 1998 was 20 years ago
>tfw it actually almost is

>what are you doing
I'm dialing in
>what
through the phone
>I don't have that on my computer
You need to get a modem, retard
>what do you do here?
You can get porn, files, whatever. Games. Just do it

And then I got a 2800bps modem and I never stopped going on the internet. Next year I reckon it will be 30 years. This is the only life I know.

>>38593678
>5 years
>that's 9.4 yorgledods
>10.2 iffernots

Daily reminder that children born in 2001 have lost their virginity while you still browse /r9k/

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>We're closer to 2030 than 2000
oregano
even more oregano

Been half a decade since I graduated High School then

And good fucking riddance, too. Y'all can Nostalgia all day long, but my life is pretty comfy right now, and it's been waaay better on average since I left high school.

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>>38593678
jhgfhjtgvhv desu

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>started browsing 4chan when I was 13

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>>38593678
>it's only been 2 years since your last friend left you
>feels like it's been 20

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>2006 was half my life ago

>>38595372
You're 22? Math robot here for the rescue

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>i've been a shut-in for five years
Well, I'm boned

>>38595428
Hi ;) can I ask u son ething

>>38595372
same but 2008

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>>38595444
Sure. It's not like I have anything important to do.

>>38595428
this image hurts, its so accurate
it's like waking up from a dream, and each sequence is its own tangent of disappointments and realizations

>tfw already turning 21 tomorrow
>I achieved nothing
>It will probably be my last birthday

>tfw been neet since then
>tfw 5 YEARS with nothing to show and it cripples my chances of anything in life

>>38596270
>this feel
I've been NEET since 2009, I'll probably have to kill myself eventually.

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>graduated from robothood
>got a girlfriend
>we were together for 7 years
>she left me for someone else
>heartbroken
>now a failed normie
>thought I could get more girls with experience and confidence from previous relationship
>breakup still hurts
>feels like yesterday
>was 9 years ago
>still no girlfriend
I miss sex, guys...

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>xbox one and ps4 came out 3 years ago

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>>38596320
Class of 09 as well brother? I've accomplished jack shit since then and i get up evrey day feeling like I'm dead. Today I'm so fucking low energy, eating healthy and working out doesn't help like it used to. Back then i had a purpose something to offer. Now i feel like a weed with nothing to offer just a nuisance.

I had some hope back then thinking I'll be someone, boy was i wrong. my dumbass thinking life will just fall into place but of course it didn't and now I'm paying the hefty price
>>38596227
You're fucknig stupid

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>>38596227
21 next month.
Same age anon here

Why last birthday?

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>>38596381
>360 came out 12 years ago
>ps2 came out 17 years ago

>>38596426
I don't know if I can take it any longer.
I still have some things to try to improve my life, if all of that fails, I'm going to an hero

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>graduate HS in '10
>mfw everyone else from my prep school is an elite lawfag or medfag by now and I am a virgin NEET

>>38596381
Should I buy a PS4? or is the ps5 gonna come out soon

>>38596834
i'd say wait for ps5

>>38596873
when is the Ps5 coming out?

I was a dumb ass and bought a ps3 in 2012

>>38596408
>Class of 09 as well brother?
No, I literally quit school at 15 and have done nothing since. I wouldn't be surprised to find a 9 year old with better conversational skills than myself.

>23
>khv
>manchild
>NEET
The thing is that I might still be able to turn shit around with a great deal of effort, but I'm not sure if it's a mountain even worth climbing at this point. I doubt anything can fix not socializing at all for the better part of a decade, while also hardly leaving the house.

>>38596909
i'd say 3 or more years