>be on tinder and pof for the past two months >start getting

>>38592922
This is the part where you fall DOWN and BLEED TO DEATH!!!
REEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

>>38592922
So you already have a relationship and want to start a new one? Perfect place Tyrone can't see that back firing in anyway.

>>38593279
sorry that was a typo, iv been out of a serious relationship for three months. also on line 7 back is suppose to be fuck, my apologizes fellow robot

>>38592922
there is literally no context to the problem. you just described some random hookup with details that nobody asked for.

if this is the first time you're getting with a girl in a long time, there won't be any relationship. you're inevitably going to do a bunch of stupid awkward shit and she's going to see you as a retard regardless of how you recover. keep fucking girls until you're comfortable around them, then maybe call this fat pig up again and start dating regularly.

>>38592922
wow you get daily tinder matches? i cant get any at all and i can barely get girls to say hi to me at cash registers either

>>38593351
its the first time i get with a new girl in a while, especially one i find so interesting.
im not sure i feel like i kinda like her, and sorry for the details, i felt it was relevant cause it seems its most of our current connection up till now.

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>>38593327
>robot
>uses tinder
>actually successfully has sex
sorry lad you can't be a robot, at worst you're a cyborg

>>38593367
yea i get a couple now and then one day i went to a theme park and received 20 in the same day, but idk some are bots but most are just vapid and dull, i rarely even message them

>>38592922
This is bait, do not take it. ignore and hide this thread.

>>38593439
ive only had sex once so far..

>>38593455
it really isn't just poorly worded, im just a little confused on what to do.

i guess its just the sex has been incredible and shes telling me she never does this and idk i want to believe her even thought i know better, shes a privileged awkward rich girl, i find her kinda endearing.

>>38593453
Are you a male or female? I can't tell by the way that post was written.

>>38593924
male figured it was a given.

OP, so you lost your virginity with your ex and this girl is just the second on the list?

Kinda like me.
I broke up in March and have done nothing so far, but will happen soon.
2 Tinder dates to august.

>>38595072
no my ex was my third serious relationship and iv had plenty of other fwb or just casual things in college and high school.

this is just my first time through a online platform, and first new girl in 4 years.

What the fuck is this thread?
This isn't /soc/.
OP is a normalfag and possibly a chad.

What the actual fuck

>>38596467
but im 5'4
i thought we should all just kill ourselves

>>38593511
take a breath, take some distance for a few days and keep her as a fwb.
don't stop looking for other girls, have fun, focus on yourself for a while

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>>38596522
>but im 5'4
Kek did you put that on your BIO OP?

I can't imagine any woman willingly matching with a literal midget

>>38596681
i wonder what that says about you, i match everyday and fuck like a champ, keep in mind i was born with 8 inches, while you only have 3.

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>but im 5'4

Manlet revenge b8 thread confirmed.

Sage this shit guys

>>38596747
>tfw salty autist spew hate to something beyond anyone's control, and still manage to stay mad bitter virgins till death.
>meanwhile im just confident in who i am and girls have always responded positively to that.

>>38596805
you just confirmed he's right dipshit.

Just because you have a disability like dwarfism it doesn't make you welcome here with your chad threads and contempt for board culture.

>>38596858
i have no disability
im comfortable with who i am, which is more then i can say for some of the anons on here.

and anon keep in mind this isn't a chad thread i just wanted to share a new fling i was having with my fellow bots, maybe if you stopped fucking yourself in the ass masturbating to cuck porn you could also share some fun stories with us instead of just the same old hate.

Hey I got an idea
How about you get this normie shit off my board

OP get a loaded gun and put it to your fucking head, no one cares about you, proof is you had to post this shit thread.

>>38596916
>keep in mind this isn't a chad thread
>have been in a relationship for past 4 years, get dozens on matches on dating apps
>i just wanted to share a new fling i was having with my fellow bots
>you're not a robot, just an angry midget b8ing with this shit

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>>38596805
>im just confident in who i am

just bee urself bro

>not a virgin
>gets daily matches on tinder

Why are you on this board? Go ask /adv/about your relationship problems.

>>38597010
>>38596967
>>38596955
>>38596934
>>38597020
>here my fellow robots we can root out the problem of this board here and now.
>this is a place of unity a place for us who are different to come together, and share and be who we are.
>these bitter autist are trying to ruin your life.
/r9k was once a place of unity, a place hidden for people like us, not its just the same 5 autist spewing mass hate to bring us all down to there level.

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>>38597076
this.
All these newies with their autism and their fucked up lives have ruined this board in the past few months.

GTFO and leave the board for us well adjusted people nobody gives a shit about your ADHD addled mentall issues

>>>/reddit/

>>38592922
You should kill yourself so you won't be here anymore normieshit

>>38593415
and you think a board full of virgins is a good place to ask this because...?

>>38597076
if it's so bad, why do you seek our council? why attach yourself?

leave, fuckwit, leave.

>>38597106
thanks anon you get it, im just sick and tired of the same revolving 6 threads, i wish we got back to our roots and actually supported one another.
>>38597148
you first anon
>>38597165
i feel comfortable here, you'r the closest thing i have to a friend robots.
>>38597201
more hate spewed by the cum wizards council, why cant we all just exist together in unity anon.

>>38597106
they ruined the board years ago mate. Post deletion /r9k/ is a pile of shit

>>38597106
can someone explain pic related

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>>38597228
>>38597239
Let's kick out all the newies then.
And reclaim the board.
>>38597259
What's there to explain? We love our gfs, and love ourselves!

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>>38592922
>literally a fucking chad bragging thread
sage goes in all fields

>>38597106
literally go to /b/ or /soc/ stupid, the fact that the normie shit rate me threads got explicitly banned here makes it pretty clear you arent welcome

>>38592922
Don't pursue anything. Her parents are narcissists.

>>38597076
>was once a place of unity hidden for people like us
what the fuck are you on about, /r9k/ was /b/ with an anti pasta bot and then an incel clubhouse, i dont know what kind of dumbass shit you heard about this place on reddit but you gotta go back

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>>38598055
>hat the fuck are you on about, /r9k/ was /b/ with an anti pasta bot and then an incel clubhouse, i dont know what kind of dumbass shit you heard about this place on reddit but you gotta go back
Nice revisionist history attempt you got there newie

>>38598383
at least you tried i spose

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>see short hair qt liked me
>click on profile
>childhood leukimia that's now in remission
>wheel chair, but getting physical therapy to walk more stably again
>ohgod.jpg
>but keep reading
>has similar taste in music, movies, books
>wants to 420 blaze it which I've never done
>dad is in a cool metal cover band of one my favorite bands
>has never been on a date

Used to hanging out with wheelchair-bound relatives myself, but damn I'm afraid to hit like here

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>normally i get there number text for a few days then stop, because there so dull.

Holy shit, 2 misuses of "there" in one sentence...

And nobody else has pointed this out...

I hate all of you. Really.

I hate my life for being here.

>>38599058
kys grammar fag