How do you become an alcoholic? I think it can help me forget

Regular little amounts is what gets most people.

Easy mode is if you can't socialise without it and so buzz up every weekend trying to get laid, or try and cope with stress by drinking.

Try pouring it down your asshole, so that it gets into your blood stream quicker and you don't have to taste it. You might occasionally fart out beer or something, which would be pretty cool. Whenever you're mad at someone just pull down your pants and fart poopy beer at them. Goldschloger (no idea how it's spelled) would also be really efficient as the gold flakes are supposed to make cuts for getting into blood stream faster, so then you could have a bloody, drunk asshole

>>38592652
Weed helps you forget, minus the throw up.

DUDE WEED LMAO XDDD

>>38592707
Thanks for the input anon, I think the problem is that I try getting pissed drunk everytime.

>>38592710
had a good chuckle XD

>>38592760
weed doesn't do anything for me unless I smoke a shitload then I just feel dead

>>38592837
Srsly tho, try using a turkey baster with alcohol in it up your asshole. It legit gets you drunker quicker, something about how many arteries running in your butt and bypassing digesting the alcohol. It also bypasses having to taste it if that's what you dislike. Be extremely careful though, it only takes a bit for you to get completely hammered doing it. Go read up some on the horror stories of people dying off doing it with only a bit of liquor to make sure you understand how lethal it is.

You are going to be pretty miserable alcoholic if you don't like alcohol. Even alcoholics who became ones because they loved alcohol so much are pretty miserable.

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>>38592652
>How do you become an alcoholic?
Drink generous amounts of alcohol on a very frequent basis. It's pretty easy.

>>38592943
are you an alcoholic anon? asking originally

>>38592978
Only borderline; I've lightened up a lot since a year or two ago.

>>38593067
Why did you start? What are the benefits?

>>38593098
I liked beer back then and now I like whiskey. I also like being drunk but not in the same "fuck me I hate myself" way a lot of people around here seem to be. it just feelsgoodman.jpg

Routinely drink as much as possible. If you're passing out and waking up with a hangover almost every day then you're well on your way to alcoholism. I did it from February to June, best five months of my life.