Do NOT get on their ships!

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>>38591428
Getting eaten is my fetish.

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>>38591428
im gonna bump this cause the ending made me chuckle real gud

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>>38591428
>>>/x/
gtfo

>>38591428
This is a fucking quality post.

>>38591522
Will it be when you get tortured horribly first? Remember the movie series Hellraiser, or the movie Event Horizon? Or the Dark Eldar race in Warhammer 40k? That's what these aliens are like. You'll be subjected to nightmarish torture, as they believe torture creates hormones which make the flesh and blood taste better.

>>38591428
>try liking black women
Is this what all this propaganda is about? Trying to get men to fuck ugly black women?

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>>38591577
are you sure these aliens arent just chinese?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0WQOGVLLGw

Thread theme, we're HFYA now

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>>38591585
No, but these idiots from /pol/ rambling about "Aryan beauty" are gonna be the first to fall for this shit and get tortured/eaten. These aliens are going to come in an appearance acceptable to humanity, and many people will fall for t. These beings also generate some kind of "love aura" that when in their presence makes you feel fake feelings of love and adoration. They can literally make you think they love and care about you, making you vulnerable.

In reality they're twisted, devious, cunning, evil, fucked up beings who enjoy torture and suffering. They are literally the inspiration for the cenobites in Clive Barker's Hellraiser series, he likely saw them in dreams or visions.

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>>38591577
>not being a masochist

Don't get on the ship!
It's a COOKBOOK!
A COOKBOOK!!!

>>38591637
But if they can take any form, why not white AND black AND asain? This way they can take more people.

>>38591638
maybe not all of humanity wants to die horribly and the rest be enslaved by these beings?

>>38591624
That "Humanity fuck yeah!" stuff sounds nice, until you learn as I did that these Hollywood movies are designed to make us complacent and feel we have "already won" against the aliens:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtyCTSC6KHI

Humans always win against aliens in movies about alien invasions to give a sense of false hope and subconsciously make one feel as if we have already won, and thus don't need to do anything. The truth is, the future looks very very dark for humanity, as not nearly enough people are truly waking up.

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>>38591637
what if its not ill intentions huh? what if down the chain of 500 people whose gossip eventually made it to you was one so anally jealous that these things are targeting whites that they changed the village gossip to be of malicious intent. Human greed and jealousy makes much more sense here than some ayylamos taveling here not make any real public contact and just eat people who their digestive systems most probably cant even digest and might very well be poisonous to them.

I'll board if they offer to turn me into a pretty little girl.

In all seriousness, how much DMT did you smoke OP?

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>>38591800
about three spoons of maple syrup.

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>>38591729
Many human celebrities including black celebrities are alien hybrids, low ranking beings designed to further their agenda. They choose to come in the Nordic form for the following reasons:

>some of them are actual good Nordics who were captured and brainwashed, there is no saving them
>there are some factions of reptilians who evolved to have more "human" appearances, either as their natural form or a disguise, these are the truly evil ones
>they know and implanted the idea in humanity that tall, white, beautiful people with blonde hair are the ideal in beauty, and thus many many will fall for this regardless of race. Even the blackest black supremacist will bow before the glowing heavenly gentle looking white Nordics who promise peace and love for all.

The red haired Nordics are the most dangerous, the normal Nordics we will mostly see are 4 dimensional beings, the red haired ones are 5 dimensional, negative 5 dimensional, and are dark overlords with mastery over dark magic and the occult. They are witches, warlocks, and the closest thing to bonafide demons.

>>38591637
Don't worry buddy, I spend all day hiding from other humans, I'm hideous and I don't even know what love is
I'm completely safe

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>>38591835
Noooo waaaayyyy brooooo

origami

>>38591860
You are actually more vulnerable. One look at them and you will desire to be near them, and they will show you such kindness and compassion you likely will fall for it. You need extreme mental and emotional fortitude to prevent their manipulation. Even despite knowing better I have trouble with this and have to steel my resolve. The people on this board are extremely vulnerable, I'd not be surprised if 80% of the people who post here crumble the moment they think they can have an "alien gf".

>>38591835
>4th dimensional beings
>5th dimensional beings
>reptilians
>will look like white people and can apparently have sex with humans to create viable offspring meaning that the aliens are by definition humans.
>magic

You're fucking hilarious. Even if you are right I will enjoy this.

>>38591885
I push everyone who shows me kindness and compassion away
I want to be alone

>>38591896
>>will look like white people and can apparently have sex with humans to create viable offspring meaning that the aliens are by definition humans.


No, the hybrids are created in labs via grey/reptilian and human dna. Nordics, Reptilians, and other races can have sex with humans the normal way but will not produce offspring.

And there is nothing hilarious about this. The future is dark indeed.

also, black reptilian hybrids:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qO0oLGcu3Q

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mAvbJI_BRn8

more reptilian hybrids, the first part of the clip is especially disturbing, the man with the red reptilian eye

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faggots

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>>38591577
>the Dark Eldar race in Warhammer 40k

Now I'm definitely joining them.

Also, why wouldn't they go full Dark Eldar and just enslave the entire population instead of throwing out bait and hoping the earthlings fall for it?

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>>38591835
I, for one, welcome our new redhead overlords.

>>38591970
The way I see it, Grey, and reptilians don't exist, nordics are humans and have never not been from earth, humans have never come into contact with aliens, if you are correct then magic exists and the world will finally be interesting instead of boring, etc.

But to me you are incredibly insane. I'll remember your advice if the ships land. Til then you're a hilarious lunatic.

>>38592037
Because due to the laws of the universe they can't just openly invade. They need humanity's "permission" to do what they want. Which is why they insert pieces of their plans into tv shows, movies, games, books, comics/manga, cartoons/anime. Humans watch these not knowing some of this stuff is real, and are complacent. This is a very stealthy, underhanded, and devious way of bypassing the universal laws. So long as we are exposed to their plans in any capacity but do nothing to oppose it, we are seen as wanting this and deserving what is to come.

Also what awaits is far worse than even slavery. They intend to cause as much chaos as they can here on Earth before their arrival, and with CERN's LHC they will merge both our current planet with their lower negative dimensional space in the astral. Basically, the astral realm that we all see in our dreams and some see in astral projection, will be merged with our world, except we will be stuck in the negative astral realms, where the most violent and evil beings live. Our minds and souls will be warped, and we will seek dark pleasure. We will become like this woman here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDeTy8iRv6E

>>38592122
This is the best cult shit I've heard of. You should make a fantasy book.

>>38592122
So the universe is a place ripe with bureaucratic loopholes?

You can see why I find this hard to believe.

>>38592037
>>38592073
Holup holup hol tda fuck up? see this shit? I love how this nigga tellin yall we gon get invaded by like evil ass nasty white space elves n shit, and yall up in here wanting to fuck em n shit? The fuck wrong with yo asses? But let me guess, let me guess, yall too good for a black girl right? Fuck yall.

>>38592122
>>38592122
>comics/manga

So you're telling me that trap manga I read the other day had fucking alien codes?

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>>38591428
>they'll lure you in easily unless you start diversifying your tastes and try liking black women instead
BEGONE

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>>38591428
I'd rather get tortured to death than have to fuck a negress.

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>>38592163
Did I say I would resist a hot dark-skinned elfgirl?

I think not!

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>>38592154
Those "bureaucratic loopholes" are what disallows races like this from flat out showing up and wrecking any planet they want. There has to be order. Sadly beings like this are very clever and evil, and find ways around these limitations.

If you wonder why they are this way, part of it is that their master constantly drains them of their life essence, and thus they prey on weaker beings for sustenance to keep their souls intact. Sauron/Satan is their master, and feeds on them, it is like a black hole of evil energy that is constantly pulling pieces of their souls into it. In turn the 6d beings do the same to the 5d beings, the 5d the 4d, and all of them do this those of us given in to our negative aspects. If you side with them, you damn yourself because you too will acquire the leakage of the soul and the constant hunger they have to replenish their lifeforce. Think the dark elder relationship with slaanesh. It's very similar.

Totally reminds me of this asmr video I fall alseep too sometimes.
https://youtu.be/R5pKWYT3NiQ

>>38592233
>Theres a galactic government that prevents aliens from interfereing with less developed aliens
>they allow genocide though

Pick one

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>>38592167
Do you really think being attracted to 'traps" is natural? Some of these beings re very effeminate looking and seeming, and will also be among those seeking to mingle with humans. They want to basically turn us into something like them, and in their worlds and realms gender means nothing, same for sexuality. This manga character is a VERY good depiction of how some of these beings look, imagine such an effeminate man interacting with you, trying to lure you in.

FUCK YOU,ITS EVERY MAN FOR THEMSELVES,GET LAID QUICK BEFORE ITS ALL OVER,not gonna lie this scares the ever loving SHIT out of me

>>38592266
It isn't a government that enforces these rules, they are like rules of nature. But clever beings can and do try to bypass them. Good aliens would wait until a race has matured enough and are ready for first contact, evil races will wait and try to force it as these beings are dong with the numerous movies and video games that fascinate people with concepts like space travel, meeting alien races, and interdimensional travel.

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>>38592233
I wouldn't really call the interstellar equivalent of a pedophile offering free candy to kids "clever".

Allowing these interdimensional BDSM enthusiasts near an undeveloped planet is pretty dumb. The only case where I would see logic is if the galactic government is in a cold war with these guys and doesn't want to provoke open hostility over a backwater world.

>>38592271
I'd smash his boipucci

>>38592314
What kind of rule of nature prevents things from interacting? The electromagnetic force?

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>>38592233
Also, all things considered, the choice of being a psychic vampire greatly outweighs being a psychic vampire thrall.

>>38592233
>>Sauron/Satan
>>mfw Melkor would be Satan tier

why w ould they need to trick us into doing anything when they're massively technologically superior to us. couldnt they just be like 'we're gonna eat you now' and what the fuck could we do

>>38592332
Well sadly part of the problem is yes, the "good" aliens generally don't want open war with these beings, as they have allied with MANY different races and unfortunately any attempts at war with them have been extremely detrimental. Humanity's only hope is that the majority of the population gets smart and sees wtf is going on and refuses any help or contact with these beings.

>>38592368
Fucking magnets, how do they work?
Oriyagami

>>38592418
So is this the backstory to destiny, or...?

>>38591577
I think you're confusing aliums with the Chinese.

>>38591835
>they know and implanted the idea in humanity that tall, white, beautiful people with blonde hair are the ideal in beauty, and thus many many will fall for this regardless of race.

Okay, why the fuck would they brainwash people into believing white Nordic ass looking niggas are the true beauty standard instead of just brainwashing people into believing the reptilian form is the true beauty standard so they can skip the whole shape shifting part?

Your schizophrenic logic is flawed and you just sound like a butthurd negro.

>>38592486
Asians don't look like aliens

>>38592559
Because humans have an innate fear and mistrust of reptiles, and on top of that humans would respond more favorably to a humanlike being than something that blatantly looks predatorial.

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>>38592271
Are you saying that we're gonna get tortured and eaten by griffith lookalikes if we get on that ship?

>>38591428
you make a good point OP, but i don't ever intend on fucking one of those sub(((((humans))))) therefore, get your propaganda off my fucking board this instant! REEEE

>>38592576
So they can shape shift into any form they wish and for some reason they make Nordics (the enemy of the reptilians) the beauty standard for what reason exactly?

>>38592560
1. yes they do
2. Chinese kill animals in excruciating ways for the same reasons (they think it enhances the flavor)

>>38592590
Better sharpen up your sword swinging skills then

So you be sayin us swedes wuz aliens an shiet?

OP should go to /x/ if he really cares about people

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>>38591970
>black reptilians from the black lizard planet

>>38591835
>tall, white, beautiful people with blonde hair are the ideal in beauty

tall white people are beautiful though

i stand next to a 6'3" beefy aryan and have to fight the urge to ask if there are gonna be any fun field trips this year.