Normies BTFO'd

>>38591389
>sicilian defence
PAHAHHAHAHAHHA brainlet spotted
i could beat you easily faggot, just because you beat a retard you think you're chess grandmaster?

>>38591461
HAHAHAHA retard how many variations do you think the sicilian defence has?

GO AWAY BRAINLET

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>tfw too beta to have ever BTFO normies
>any time I tried, they'd just laugh at me, no matter how scathing and accurate my insults were

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Chad and Stacy always win in their world

>>38591389
>not using the lolli attack

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>>38591788
explain me what is that anon

>>38591828
>he doesn't know
https://youtu.be/ZmF64w13ZU8?list=PLcZEUcXDO4-v0Q7D7KMu7eh1Jv2KN58hA

>>38591932
>he prefers to use gambits
>he doesn't like to use positional play

truly the brainlet's choice here

It sounds beautiful anon, I wish I was there to witness it

>>38591389
/r/asianmasculinity here

Ching chong heres my shlong

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https://lichess.org/UzY7G889

step up brainlets

>>38591389
>not using greco counter gambit when facing e4
you'll be feared anon

>>38591501
You can't win the social namecalling crap against a group, you should know that.

>>38592423
I never made first contact, they always started it. Calling them names felt like the only thing I could do.

>>38592358
after you finish this play with me fag (OP)

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>>38592358
BLACKED

>in chess

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shit move

pawn to check king

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU BLACK NIGGER DOING

>be walking home at about 1 in the morning
>6 miles from home
>see a roasties I went to school with getting in a cab with some of her friends
>ask can I hope in
>she just gives me a dirty look and gets in the cab without saying anything
>I reeeee and flail my arms inside the cab
>the normies men get super pissed
>chase me to a gas station
>the biggest guy there beats me up
>when he's finally finished I start walking away
>the other normies now have a taste for blood and decide I deserve more
>run down an empty lane way
>they're still chasing me
>ohsit.jpg
>suddenly a police car arrives
>the normies tell them I hit a girl
>I deny it
>the police arrest the most aggressive one
>they drive me home
I ruined the normies' night and ended up getting a lift home for it. The only problem is if I run into them again, but I'm moving out of the city so it's all good.

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>>38591389
>just learning how to play chess
>some girls walk by, miring my back muscles and start making a big deal out of it
>kinda embarrassed but take it as a good sport
>"I challenge thee to a battle of logic and patience!"
>It's the weird kid from my database class
>Jesus Christ, he's wearing his cape and fedora
>The girls just walk away, muttering about how no one likes him
>"Umm ok"
>Really no idea what I'm doing
>He beats me
>I stand up and offer my hand
>"Wow, dude, that was pretty good! You wanna play more some time so I can get better?"
>He notices the girls aren't around anymore
>Turns around and runs in the direction they walked in, his cape flowing behind him
>I'm so fucking confused

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BLOWN AND BAITED THE FUCK OUT

>>38592770
Wow what a brain let hahaha that the worse move

>>38592610hahhaha what a chess let bahahahahha

>>38592664
kek, that got me good.

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Puched a chad after he physically assulted a woman yesterday

First time ive ever punched anyone

>feelsgoodman.jpg

I was casually fucking a Stacy (who was single at the time, but wouldn't date me because I was too low class) then she got a boyfriend who was a Chad, but she still kept having sex with me. I can finally say I cucked a Chad.
I also had the opportunity to fuck a 32 year old tatted up milf who's Chad husband was in prison, but I backed away from it because he probably would have killed me once he made parole.

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>that first kings gambit of the day

>>38591389
Daily reminder Chad is the good guy and earned his spot in life :)