Do you have a Chad (or Brad) sibling /r9k/?

im the chad sibling

>>38590366
My little brother is probably going to be a gamma brad

>father left us before he was 5 and he liked him, so no daddy issues
>insecure as fuck, but actually not dumb
>girls kissed him in elementary all the time
>does kung fu (still dyel tho) and has the good face of our family
>plays blues piano and goes to a music high school, so the girls find him totally rad
>can do card tricks, is good at relationship advice, has lots of knowledge (compared to his peers, to me, not so much) and generally is a funny and likeable guy
>got voted "future entertainer" at prom, danced with a few girls who all like him, but went home earlier bcs he hates shallow normies
So fucking proud of him, bros. You go, David!

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>>38590395
>the chad sibling
>is on /r9k/

i have a chad cousin but he uses his looks to acquire monogamous relationships

>>38590511
'Brad' is a douchier, less secure version of Chad

>>38590366
Yes he was my high school's quarterback and the guy everyone loved. He knew two models and fucked one while the other had a crush on him not even kidding. Truth is he isn't that great looking objectively speaking but he radiates confidence and "good vibes" for lack of a better word. He is my parents favorite because whenever we're home together he dominates the conversation and talks over me. I could go on but it's pretty ridiculous how much I live in his shadow. Its like stereotypical sitcom type shit.

>>38591221
>Brad is a douchier, less secure version of Chad
Oh, I guess then just a funny charming artist who`ll slay some pussy.

I have a Stacy for a sister. She is rather nice. But she has one boyfriend. Who tolerates her having 2 additional male friends. It's pretty weird.

>have a Chad cousin.
>he used to bang the hottest chick i'v ever seen.
>went to med school and banged even hotter chicks.
>finished med school, married a 6/10 and became more religious.
not sure what happend.

his wife is average by all standards, and by far the ugliest chick i'v seen him with.

i won't lie, i'm glad he ended up that way.

>>38590366
Yes, and one is almost a chad while the other is a high tier beta who would be a chad if he wasn't skelly mode and wasn't low test.

I'm the ugly omega male who's wondering if it was all a bad joke by the demiurge, or maybe I'm adopted and my parents have been lying these past 19 years.

Reminder that there's literally NOTHING wrong with your mom fucking your brother...
if he's Chad

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>>38590366
My wouldn't call my older brother a Chad but he's fucked tons of hot chicks. He's model tier good looking but about 5'10". He has this thing for tall chicks, His current gf is 6'1" and hot. His last gf was tall too. He dresses very well and almost to the point you would think he's gay. During winter time, he wears long coats, scarfs and even pulls of turtlenecks. His choice in fashion seems flamboyant but hot women want his dick. I'm not terrible looking but deffinatly not as good looking as him. I'm also a sperg and can't talk to people without spilling my spaghetti.

>>38591592
I know a guy like that.
>Slay tons of the hottest chicks I've seen.
>marries a cute but pretty average girl
>they seem happy together

>>38590366

Nah my older brother is kind of a fuckup.

I may be a KHV and have no friends, but I'll be more successful than him

>>38590395
must be a pretty beta family

yes. my brother is a bad boy chad. he's had a few threesomes. now he has two daughters (LOL) with some braindead stacey coke addict. it's hilarious. i don't speak to him anymore, he's just a waste of time

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Only child. Fucked me up, but not as much as my parents having me in their 40s.

People should not be allowed to have children after 35-40.

my boyfriend's younger brother is a chad and everyone loves him for it

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>>38590366

My sister is was a Stacy for sure growing up. I sort of went through a chad phase but now im just sort of a regular guy (nearing 30)

anyway even though these things are kind of autistic there is definitely truth to the chad-bro stuff. Long ago I was in football, southern california in a rich area.

The team was full of turbo-chads, mostly handsom, blonde, ripped its like a fucking movie out there sometimes.

Anyway by the time we were 17 or 18 most of the real good looking dudes had stories of their moms/aunts/sisters/cousins flirting with them, sending them dirty picture, trying to seduce them.

a few of the guys admitted to fucking a cousin or getting a blowie from their aunt or whatever. Nobody ever admitted to giving in to their mom or sister but I wouldn't be surprised if some of them had. One guy allegedly fucked one of our hot teatures (she was like 28), he would fuck her after school. PLenty of the guys fucked hot trophy moms in the neighborhood.

Even a fight broke out because one of the guys fucked another guys mom (bimbo MILF) when his parents were getting a divorce.

Another guy I know was literally acting the bull of some other kid in schools parents, he would go over there and fuck the wife while the husband watched and jerked off. This kid was like 16/17 and he was already cucking some other kids Dad

A lot of these guys were pretty dumb, their whole life revolved around working out and pussy, the equivalent of fuckmeat for women. So when some horny lady in town, or their skanky sister or their drunk mom needed some dick, the fuckmeats were there to do it.

>>38590366
I do not. While he is not a Chad, he is neutral. I am a robot.

I have a 15 year old brother with autism and a 5 times bigger cock than me, he could be a pornstar I think
makes me even more depressed when I look at my small dick
he won't use it anyways for sex because his autism
and I'm here with a nice job, money and women who want to date me but I'm too insecure to do it

it's like 4 inches when I shoot my cum, it doesn't look that small when I'm shooting my load
but otherwise when it's just hard its under 4 inches
really sad

thinking about paying a whore

>>38593716
pro tip women dont care about your dick that much.

Like sure, they like a nice sized cock but if you have a good job and money and are attractive they will settle for your smaller dick.

Its still big enough to get the job done. Im totally average in the dick department 5/5.5 or so and I have never had a girl be weird about it.

(not a robot sorry bro's I still like this place though) Its mostly your own hangup just dive in, youll be nervous until you fuck a couple of these girls you want to date and then you wont worry at all.

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My brother is kind of a wannabe Chad. Has tons of friends and gets hammered several nights a week. Really bad luck with girls though. Guess it just goes to show you that you're dead to roasties if you have a single small flaw.

>>38590366
Yeah my older brother, since high school he have been fucking girls while I'm a virgin and 20

He is naturally big while I'm skinny as fuck, I remember having a week in my last year of high school where he brought 4 different girls to his room in the same week


I don't care tho, and he doesn't make a big deal about it or about the fact that I never had a gf

>>38593767
he looks too girly. a lot of girls over the age of 18 would think that he's butters

>>38593606
>Manlet Zac Efron
>Chad

>>38590366
I have a gay version of chad for a brother and 3 stacy sisters (though one is adopted) Anyways, what do you call a gay chad?

>>38594388
Butch or Bruce

>>38592192
he also went bald and has no kids.
fuck that guy, i'm glad he didn't turn into a millionaire with a 10/10 wife

L I T E R A L L Y my mom and brother desu

I do, and it fucking sucks. My brother is always out partying, he's always banging a new girl (and posting about it on Instagram), and he has a big dick.

One day I was going up the stairs to my room, and at the top of the landing my brother came out of the bathroom after taking a shower and he was completely naked. His penis was huge. This was like, 10 years ago; but even then his penis was so much larger than mine that it felt weird and I felt embarrassed.

in high school people referred to me as "Chad's little brother" and a whole bunch of shit that gave me this feeling that I was living in my brothers shadow and there was no way to get out

>>38595166
At least he's your older brother. If he was younger then it'd be really fucked up

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>>38590366
>When someone thinks you are older than your brother who is four years older than you

I'm an old man, I'm a tired man, I'm a confused man. My bones ache my stomach hurts and I think I might have stomach cancer.

Yo, I have 4 siblings. Two of them are loser (including me) and the other three are chads with family and children.

To those with Chad/Stacy siblings:

what do you think their secrets are that make them Chad/Stacy? What do they do specifically that makes them that way?

>>38590366
>Incest/Cuckold
This is a new low guys

>>38590366
>C-can..i have sex with you too mom?

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>>38596163
>Don't be silly anon, your little dick isn't enough for pleasing mommy, but your little brother Chad, he's a real man

>>38595098
how am I supposed to know whether or not this is a autistic work of fiction?

>>38596098
parents attention and support + winning the genetic lottery.

>>38596329
Just assume it isnt.
Because its not.
Moms are sex starved women, and if there son is a chad...
Its like if the dad is a chad and the daughter is a sex crazed stacy, theyre having mind blowing ball slapping fuck sessions.

>>38593606
Yeah i have no doubt they did. Considering the incest rate is higher than what people expect and theyre already the tip top of the physically fit.

I just realized in the Chad brother


>half a foot+ taller than my brothers
>they are average intelligence, I was born really smart


Life fucked me harder then it did them in the end though I suppose

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>Honey, you're home early?
>Please don't cry honey our son Chad is going through phase, he's always looking at me and you neglected me so much..he's so much bigger than you

>>38596398
happens all the time senpai

>>38596651
Maybe in porn, but in real Chad and Stacy have high morals and all the sex they need, why would a Chad fuck his mother instead of any girl around his town

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>when moms getting fucked so good that she doesn't notice you licking her soles and sucking her toes

>>38590366
>You will never be a hot milf pornstar and get paid thousands to literally spread your legs and take Chad cock.

Feels bad.

>>38596451

Some of their moms/step moms and sisters were fucking gorgeous 10/10's so I would be shocked if they didnt when they had the chance.

as I said their entire world revolved around working out and pussy.

>>38596720
High morals? what the hell gives you that idea? They have plenty of sex, true. These guys werent fucking any fat mom, only their cute cousins or hot aunts.

They were approached by their moms/sisters but probably turned down the ugly ones.

>>38596862
Chad would fuck his ugly mom just to add another one to his list

>>38596720
Chad thinks to himself "Hmm, I'm horny but my gf is 20 minutes away...."

"HEY SIS"

>>38590366
>my father's first set of kids are all successes
>remarried and had just me
>ignores me my entire life and now I'm a huge disappointment
what made him do this? he obviously gave a shit about my brothers, why not me?

>>38593894
>that being a butter face
What the fuck, are my standards just all fucked up or something? I think a lot of 3 or 4's that people rate are more 7/10's for me.

>>38595242
>thinking being the inferior and less important child makes me feel better

>>38596098
They just fucking do it. They don't think about any of the shit we do, believe me, I've tried to have these type of discussions with normies and it always blew their tiny little fucking mind. The deepest someone has ever gotten was saying that life is a bunch of patterns, and when I told him "yeah, and it's all about finding a pattern you're happy with" he got all confused and had to ask me to clarify what I meant.

>>38598240
doesn't matter. sure it sucks, but just imagine how much worse it'd be

>>38599238
That never worked for me. I can't just think about other people being worse off and feel better because I'm not in their shoes. It actually makes me feel worse knowing that there's always someone who's getting more shit splattered all over his face than I am.

>>38596111
>This is a new low guys
The only new thing here is you