>finish pissing >shake willy side to side instead of up and down

>>38590040
Woah don't go all crazy on us anon.

>>38590040
i just pee in the sink its like my own private urinal

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>>38590040
>using urinal next to a guy
>wee on urinal cake to lightly splash his shoe

>>38590040
>>finish pissing
>>shake

shaking will always fail at drying.

I rather go for toilet paper

>>38590040
I made that image, you won't believe me but I'm fucking ecstatic that someone else even saved it.

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>using friend's toilet
>toilet cannot handle my excreted mass
>use his toilet wire to cut up my oversized doodoo
>don't wash it afterwards

>>38590040
>piss
>finish pissing
>shake willy
>keep shaking it
>shake every last drop out of it
>squeeze out the extra drops that hide behind the last drop
>shake out the ones hiding behind that
>put willy back in pants
>a few drops still fall out

>>38591471
I even have proof. I guarantee you won't be able to find this image from before that date if you do a reverse image search.

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>>38591762
Nobody gives a fuck but I'm posting anyway.

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>>38590040
>draw letters in the water with my piss

>>38591830
I'm happy for you, anon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oregano on my spaghetti FUCK fuck

>>38592220
Thanks man. I never thought anybody have a shit.

>finish pissing
>wipe my willy with toilet paper

>then willy thanks me singing "Hillary for prison, Jared for gas chamber"

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>have severe phimosis
>sit down to pee or else it goes everywhere like a water fountain

>>38591830
ReSpEcT OC

>>38592393
SJWs will appreciate your sitting

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>>38590040
This is the true meaning of covfefe.

>>38592393
how fucking bad can your foreskin get before you do something about fucking christ