Ok so I'll keep this brief.
I got arrested over the weekend for jerking off in a Taco Bell bathroom.
>Get in line
>Notice Salvadorian woman behind register
>place order, nervously
>she takes my Quesadilla off the grill, steam erupts
>she's sweating as she stuffs it in a bag
>um, excuse me.
I get it, I violated a health code, but I was only in there for 6-7 minutes. I'll pay the fine but the transaction was never completed. I never received my order and when I asked for a refund the following Tuesday, they asked me to provide a receipt which I didn't have.
Do I have to take Taco Bell to small claims court in order to get my $12.36 back? I could seriously use this to pay my fine. They wouldn't show right? I'd get summary judgement and then immediately get my money.
What are your thoughts on the court system and how this would play out.
How did you not get a reciept?
What exactly went on in this situation?
>>38589768
See that's the thing. I believe they printed one, but I never received it or my food after I excused myself
>>38589744
so you bought it and started jerkin off (in the line?) and they called the police? And you forgot to take your taco?
>>38589851
No of course not. I respect people's privacy. I went to the men's room. I have a rather fleshy undercarriage and it made some noise. Another guest alerted the manager who called the sherrif
>>38589744
How did you even get caught? Seriously how would they know?
>>38589867
How do they prove it was you though? I mean did you admit you jerked it. I would make some excuse like i was just shaking my dick over the toilett
This is a fucking stupid thread and you should feel bad for making it.
>>38589934
I'm glad you felt the need to comment normie.
Mods please ban for cyber-bullying.
>>38589744
>>38589867
Oh my fucking god, is this bait?
>>38589744
>"games objectify women and turn them into sex objects and impossible beauty standards"
>their "avatars" are classical beautifies that have nothing to do with reality
Why every single SJW is a retard?