>tfw about to have my morning fap and shit before work

>>38589230
Yeah, my coworkers are nice and the job is fairly easy. Wish I was paid more than minimum wage though, but it aint too bad.

I'm just killing time until literal robots make universal basic income possible.

Have fun while it lasts

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>>38589189
hey i do that too!

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>>38589189
have a shit then a shower wank
shower wanks are the best wanks

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>>38589189
This picture has been posted over ten thousand times.

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>>38589189
Anon, why not save yourself time, and have a shitfap; shit and fap at the same time. This will definitely not turn you gay at all either. Believe me, I know. No-one does shitfaps better than me.

I usually feel like a dirty beta after fapping and avoid doing it before anything that even somewhat involves socializing due to the anxiety it causes