JAKE PAUL THREAD You guys are just a bunch of haters. DAB DAB

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>>38589135
BROOOOOOO
hooked on the memes

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>>38589135
exit exit exit

>>38589135
>ywn be as fit and charismatic as jake paul
Can I just kill myself?

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>>38589135
we should turn dabbing into the new nazi salute for the alt right cause then only haters will dab and it would be fun to take something form the normies

>>38589135
Stop shilling yourself here you frosted bitchboy

Didn't know who this guy was until I saw idiots shilling him all over the place. Looked up the controversy and all I have to say is that I've never seen a better example of a complete retard building a successful career for himself off of his looks in spite of his own best efforts to destroy his career by acting like a complete idiot.

People like this are living examples that k-selection and r-selection aren't just memes.

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storytime
>so i run small youtube vlog channel
>jake paul commented on one of my videos
>i dont really like the guy but i got a lot of views so i gave him a shout out and thanked him
>next out of the blue he DMs me on twitter
>he's asking me to skype him about doing a collab with team 10
>i can't say no to this so we set up the skype call
>now first things first i'm 18 but i look ***a lot*** younger than that.
>so we start the call and first semi-weird thing he's not wearing a shirt i figure it's summer and he's at his house
>so whatever
>we exchange basic chit chat he asks me how i got started etc etc
>then he starts asking i work out (i dont, just cardio and eating well)
>he asks me to lift up my shirt and i'm like no bro
>so he drops it and starts going on about fitness and shit
>then he asks me if i've ever had a girlfriend
>i say no (truth)
>he says team 10 get mad pussy and starts going on about all the shit he's done with his fans
>at this point i'm pretty embarrassed we've only been talking for 15 minutes
>then he asks if i want to see his cock
>again im like "no thanx bro" but i start blushing really bad
>he asks me again asking i want to see 'jake paul's monster cock' (his words)
>all this time he's like rubbing himself under his shorts
>and i say 'no i do not want to see your penis'
>he's like 'psych' then he asks me how old i am
>'18'
>he's like "sure sure"
>'no seriously i'm 18 bro'
>at this point he goes completely cold and it's like i'm talking to a different dude and he starts to things up wind things up
>'oh bro i thought you were cool but you're probably not a good fit for us and your contents weak etc etc'
>then he does a half hearted dab and ends the call

>>38589891
Proofs? Would like to see the proofs so I can hate that cunt even more.

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My 6 year old half sister dabs. Wanna know what 6 y/o's like? Minecraft and Pokemon GO. Yeah, anyone who dabs is an antiquated fag.

>>38589891
i hope this is fake and you're trolling
i hope there really aren't literal underage normietubers on my board like yourself

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>>38589998
>if you believe it then it's already true

Why doesn't he have lips?

poor jakey gonna get in jail, surprised no niggers showed up to rob him since his address is basically out there.

This guy doesn't have it to go big.
Executives what are you trying to pull?

>kid published his adress
>thousands of people hate him with Passion
>nobody has thrown a brick at his window yet
Why?

>>38590713
His son is almost as orange as he is

>>38589135
cute but too bad he's a total himbo.

>>38590823
nigger

or|g

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op is troll

>>38589891
Deep Dark Fantasies of anon.
was a good read

can someone please answer me, why is this guy famous?

>>38589135
Friendly reminder that you could have the same body as his if you showed needle up your ass

>>38590713
i want to play chess with barron kun

>>38589207
The dude is dumb as a rock and utterly clueless. Just serves as an example that if you are somewhat attractive you can influence anyone you want.

>>38589891
I honestly believe this. Jake Paul always has a Haram of underage-looking twins with him

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>>38589135

Is it gay that this picture makes me want to sniff Jake Pauls armpits

>>38593687
Not dumb enough to realise how gorgeous he is and how he can manipulate easily led kids to form the foundation of a successful media franchise.

All these Vine kids may be vapid cunts, but they all know exactly how attractive and charismatic they are. These are the cunts who post about how ugly they are on Facebook and know they'll get 200 likes and 100 comments telling them to keep their head up and that they are really beautiful. Nice little ego boost.

>>38593687
>>38593984
why can't i be like them? i don't care about being intelligent, ignorance is bliss. I just want an extremely outgoing personality full of ego and narcissism...

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Leave Jake Paul to me.

>>38589135
>buttmad normies and ecelebs despise him
He's aight in my book

>>38594335
nice edups lmao xDD

>>38589135
I would deflower that sluts butt.

>>38594696
>implying he's a buttvirgin
I doubt it. He doesn't just film bad videos with his team 10 that's for sure. Not to mention the underage fans.

>>38591202
People that dont like him want nothing to do with him, letting alone to bother to go out of their way to fuck with him. His own neighbors are sick of his shit apparently and haven't done anything to vandalize his property.

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>>38594335
I've only seen one of this guys vids and all he did was shit on Fast food youtube reviewers. Which, to me is pretty immature. Like fast food reviewers aren't pulling mean-spirited pranks or causing any drama. They just review fast food. What's the point of trying to shame them into quitting that?