Who here /mischievous/ >Order a lot of food >Leave large

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>had to do book report as final senior project
>did it on a book I wrote
>still lied about plot details for fun since the teacher couldn't fact check it

>>38588938
>Really don't floss or brush at all
they can tell.

>mom says to do something
>yell 'no'
>do it anyway

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>Parents tell me to find friends and enjoy life
>tell them I will
>don't

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>Stalking a stuck up cousin on facebook
>This cousin is the type who is seemingly ok with everyone else but has a problem with me because I'm a little weird
>Also thinks she is better than most people and acts like she is famous
>She puts up pictures of her 6yo daughter topless in their garden paddling pool
>Report the picture
>Report her to facebook
>Call non-emergency police and express my concerns that a young child might be getting sexually exploited

Just doing my bit as a concerned citizen

>get in argument with friend about communism
>name drop on /pol/
>start to freak out that people will message him and shit and he will know its me

Nothing ended up happening thank fuck

>go to give blood
>anon have you ever had gay sex
>nope
>actually haev!!

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>go to bathroom at local shopping center
>nigger there is cleaning the bathroom
>walk in, she says "i'm cleaning"
>ignore her and walk into stall
>"excuse me sir i'm cleaning can you please exit"
>just as she finishes i proceed to take a loud, massive shit
>leave and don't even flush

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>>38590727
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