let's start another chart thread

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here's the template

originali

>>38581792
hey what's that anime in the bottom left?

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charts are fun

>>38582093
>hey what's that anime in the bottom left?
mushishi
it's good

>>38581792
OP, your chart minus the waifu eerily reminds me of someone i know

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Here's mine boyos

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Here you go OP. I like these threads.

>nobody is this ugly
>nobody is this shit
>anybody else
>any girl that gives me 1 second of positive attention, still dream over a girl that said Hi 4 years ago
Here I saved myself the trouble of making a chart

>>38582109

your hair is like earmuffs? sounds pretty comfy

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>>38582228
i wish i was okabe too

>>38582210

what would this person you know have as his waifu?

>>38582365
to be honest, i have no idea. maybe asuka? i guess we didn't really talk about it. i just know he loved tatami galaxy, evangelion, and mushishi. i would probably bully him if he told me his waifu was asuka.

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>>38582340
it poofs out similarly to that, someone said it looked like princess leia buns once

>>38582109
>having meme hair

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well, i guess its a little bit boring but eh

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probably normie shows but still the most honest I could have done it

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Still need to get out of my emoe phase o3o

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All just approximations. Hair's shorter than Otacon's and I'm younger, but same style/facial makeup. I certainly wouldn't say I'm at the level of my "who you act like" here, but I've got some of their essential traits and I'm on the path, at least. "Who you want to be" is more like my long-term ideals. Revy was actually the weakest pick of these for waifu, since I could just as easily go for someone more reserved or cutesy, but I like her spirit and she seems pretty fun to be around.

I'll leave it at that for these choices in this post.

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I would wait for her to grow up of course

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>>38583101
I don't know if this is the gayest thing I've ever seen. But it's up there.

I don't really waifu, I just chose someone I liked.

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I'm pretty much a cunning nihilistic villain who has a soft side for people who hold a strong ethical code. I want to be more of a light-hearted savior, although I want a husbando like pic related, that takes orders, and is fine with getting pushed around a little, with minimal bite. Only thing is he has to be gay.

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>>38583398
Well I am a faggot so it makes sense I guess...

>>38583421
>I'm pretty much a cunning nihilistic villain
with a wicked sense of humor?

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>>38583439
You read me like a book, mortal

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>>38583347
I would wait for her to grow up too.

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I'm a total loser who wants to be a real hero.

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>tfw I literally look like drunk Hei
Why wasn't I born as a qt grill

>>38583454
>not Majin
normie detection alert

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it's hard thinking of something to type on the spot, but i guess typing that does the job

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realistic chart coming through

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>>38581792
I don't have time to write a letter

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Delivering OC to datamining thread.

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>>38583632
made me audibly kek

this is satire right

>>38583793
>this is satire right
Everyone else is satire anon, there are no good looking socially acceptable acting robots

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>>38583632
sigh... be my friend pls

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>>38583816
fatties are so sad, how hard is it to just put the fork down rofl

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Here's mine dawgs.
Have fun...

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>>38583273
Brother Otacon! My hair's curlier but this particular pic of him gets the point across.

>>38583820
I'm terrible at being friends anon

>>38583835
>how hard is it to just put the fork down rofl
It's not anon, skinny bots are the true tragedy, when you have an autistic personality and no chance for happiness why deny yourself anything? I used to be /fit/ (playing tennis on the regular as well as biking) believing it would get me a gf and a normie life but it's all a lie when you have an average face and shit personality you have no chance and may as well just become a hedonist.

funny how there are multiple people who act like NHK and watamote protags...

>>38583898
Fuck else were you expecting in this godforsaken hellhole?

>>38583858
Brother, your aspiration live as Jet is an admirable one, and I wish you the best of luck. He's a good man. You can certainly overcome your Tomoko-like ways. Do your best and live on!

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>>38583886
Do you have any friends? I don't, except one

it wouldn't hurt to try would it? apart from the awkwardness maybe

you sure?

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There was no anime character I knew with long messy hairs and unkept weird adolescent beard.

That's the closest I could get.

>>38584052
Don't listen to him, he's trying to drag you down to his defeatist level. People here have a crabs in the bucket mentality, so it's up to you to try and rise above it.

>>38584096
I was just asking because he said he's terrible at being a friend, was trying to level with him because I don't have many. Just thought someone on the same page as me could make a good friend, but sorry for asking I guess.

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Maka is mine and nobody else's. don't even TRY about stealing her.

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the real stuff

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>>38584153
>wants to be spike
>>38583858 here let's team up and give the solar system a run for its money

>>38583886
skinny robots dont like eating other wise they would be fat

Anyone who doesn't put Tomoko or the MC of Welcome to the NHK in the "Acts like" section is a filthy liar

>>38584544
You haven't seen Taxi Driver, I take it.

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time is moving forward but i'm stuck in the same place

>>38584645
>time is moving forward but i'm stuck in the same place
Do most of your dreams still include people you knew in high school even though you graduated many years ago?

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the character i look like is much more attractive than me

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>>38584703
not really. i still think about it a lot but that's because i think about random shit a lot. it's more of a depression/ boredom thing. i still feel like i havent accomplished what im capable of yet as well

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i hate myself sometimes

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Sorry for not using weeb shit.

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>>38584395
Originality is a spook

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>she'll never bully me
why live?

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i'm 10cm taller than mikami, have brown hair instead of black and am a lot uglier, but hey.

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red blue green yellow orange black grey purple white

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>>38585010
***10cm shorter, god damn, I wish that I were 10cm taller than mikami.

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rate it lads

Why am I so attracted to violence and perfectionism?

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every time i think of you i feel shot right through with a bolt of blue

>>38585050
Wow, if the top two are true you're probably the most annoying and obnoxious person alive. I hate you from just looking at that.

>>38584395
When I had shorter hair, I was told that I look like lanza at least once a week.

Somebody, please end my suffering.

>>38585093
Agree, I'm a spaz who can't stop spazzing and embarassing myself for the few people I know's entertainment

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>>38585093
t. rudy mcrude

>>38585050
You're going places. Azula was one of the more driven characters and she deserved a better ending. She didn't even get a proper 1v1.

>>38585107
You say that as if it's a bad thing.
In what way are you suffering?

>>38584977
Nice waifu except that she whored it out with some random Chad who exists solely because Kyle MacLaughlin's gf shot down the CoopXAudrey subplot.

>>38585010
Futaba has irredeemable autism; how could you possibly justify being with a girl with a mental age of 5?

>>38585206
I look like a primary school shooter but way shorter.

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>>38585250
There's no shame in stature. Make the most of it. Tall men have other insecurities of which to speak. It's better not to dwell on it. There must be some area where you excel, or something you have the potential to do.

>>38585301
No. I excel in nothing. The one good thing about my life is that I inhereted a lot of money from my grandmother. If that didn't happen, I would have killed myself long ago.

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I'm not a weeb so I don't know what chinese cartoon characters to use.

>>38585235
Not him but wrong

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realistic chart coming through babes

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>>38585360
I don't know particularly where your real and perceived failures lie, but surely you can improve your situation. At least you have the resources available to take the time to do so. You could take up a skill, expand your education, gain work experience, do volunteer work, find a creative outlet, and so on. This is true for whatever point in life you may have reached. As long as you're alive, there's the opportunity for redemption.

The man in the last picture is Edmund Kemper. He had poor relations with his mother and sister and was sent to live with his grandparents, whom he shot while in his mid-teens. He was sent through the juvenile system and released as a young adult. He murdered and raped six co-eds, followed by his mother and her friend. He turned himself in and got put away for life. Despite his situation, he found meaning and wanted to find some way to atone for his crimes, if at all possible. He began recording audio tapes for the blind and took up ceramic art.

This man is Nathan Leopold. As a young man, he murdered a 14-year-old boy with his friend. He continued his education while in prison. His friend was stabbed and he watched him die. He was eventually released and became a professor, continued his writings, and got married.

I don't know your situation, but however dire, there must be something for you out there.

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I am just a fuck that doesn't know a single thing about himself or everyone around him so I can't even tell what I would like to be anymore.

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>>38581792
I'm never gonna post my waifu, she's only mine.
However i will post a girl that looks pretty close to my ideal girl.

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>>38582228
>chris cornell

pls anon I didn't come here to be sad.

>>38583101
>o3o
Faggot pull down your pants and let me stick it in your ass

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stay mad nerds

originadlnfiohqr

>>38584967
Well im you minus the abs so congrats

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Chart threads are always interesting

>>38586349
It's fun to do the small amount of introspection required to fill out the charts, and doesn't require the feels that really evaluating yourself would.

>>38586470
Exactly, why make actual life changes when I can just compare myself to anime characters

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>>38586494
>when I can just compare myself to anime characters
or to Big Boss *swoons* >>38586349

>>38582359
>>38584068
>>38586086
i didn't expect this many robots to look like eraserhead.

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>people unironically think they look like anime characters

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>>38586524
>i didn't expect this many robots to look like eraserhead.
I do as well.

>>38586606
not that eraserhead, but cool hair dude.

>>38586579
i think you got it wrong senpai, it's not about believing that you look like an anime character, is about finding an anime character that kinda looks like you.

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>>38586349
I like to see people aspirations and disillusions.

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>>38586519
Everyone should wish they were the Boss

>>38586700
Bigboss is ok, but what about The Boss?

>>38586700
>She fell in love with the legend. I was the same way, once.

>>38586712
FEMALES REEEEEEEEEE

>>38586673
Why would you want to be Guts? He's a cool character but I'd never want to be him

>>38586725
raped in childhood >>> khv for life

>>38586712
She died labeled a traitor and got buried in an unmarked grave , so no

>>38586719
Imagine she had a dick, now think about what (s)he did.
Just to name a few.
>WW2
>suicide missions
>doing dirty as fuck jobs
>the whole thing with spying the URSS and then the shit with NASA
>mission motherfucking Snake Eater

You have to admit that (s)he was loyal to the end.

>>38586772
Loyal waifus ARE my jam... I'll need to think about it.

>>38586765
But is having sex twice, and only once being consensual with someone you love, worth a life of suffering while dragging along your retarded waifu

>>38586782
She's also into submissive sad nerds

>>38586769
So this gives us another question, which is more important.
>what trully happened
or
>what the world will believe that happened.

Is a little like robots don't you think? Some are good people that just want to do good but are labeled as school shooters and creeps by society.

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7
>>38583568
7
>>38583597
8
>>38583632
7.5
>>38583639
7
>>38583737
7
>>38583844
0
>>38583858
7
>>38584068
9
>>38584153
7
>>38584185
7
>>38584395
6
>>38584645
6
>>38584731
7
>>38584967
7
>>38584977
7
>>38585002
7
>>38585010
7
>>38585013
you're not that hot even for a trap 0 for larping

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>>38586826
cont.
>>38585013
you're not that hot even for a trap 0 for larping
>>38585050
5
>>38585077
6

>>38585458
0
>>38585476
12
>>38585797
6
>>38586086
4
>>38586131
9
>>38586151
5
>>38586349
6
>>38586673
5
>>38585458
0
>>38585476
12
>>38585797
6
>>38586086
4
>>38586131
9
>>38586151
5
>>38586349
6
>>38586673
5

>>38586814
So you're saying we have a chance?

>who I look like
The fatass from steins gate who makes the time machine, minus the smarts
>who you act like
Shinji but more beta and much more scared
>who you want to be
Takamura Mamoru, not in terms of personality but sheer mental strength instead
>Your waifu
I stopped having a waifu because it's impossible for another human being to love me let alone want to be near me, and not in an edgy way, I mean there's no redeemable qualities about me, I'm a bad person.

>>38586769
But Big Boss also """died""" labeled a war criminal as was buried in an unmarked grave besides her unmarked grave and he eventually died next to his own unmarked grave so checkmate atheists

>>38586814
I think that you're confusing her with Dr. Strangelove
BigBoss wasn't a submissive nerd, he was just very innocent and passionate about military stuff.

>>38586814
>>38586932
However, if you're talking about The Sorrow, then, yeah, you're kinda right.

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>>38586851
cont. forgot first posters
and irl version
>>38581792
8
>>38582109
9 (only for hair)
>>38582219
don't recognize most of them
>>38582228
5
>>38582359
7
>>38582785
3
>>38582937
10/10 PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE BE MY BEST FRIEND I PROMISE NO SACRIFICE
>>38583101
2 but cute bottom pics
>>38583273
8
>>38583347
7
>>38583398
8
>>38583421
6
>>38583534
6
>>38583556
7

>>38586932
>>38586950
Yeah I meant the sorrow. And Jack is a pretty big nerd pre-Snake Eater.

>>38586922
Big Boss betrayed the people who wronged him and have soldiers a home not to be used by governments. He died an accomplished old man next to his mentor.

>>38586769
>>38586932
>>38586922
Listen here you cheeky fucks

THE BOSS predicted the direction the world was taking in regards to the cold war, information control, even the SOP system. Her response was to not fight against it and die for her country. The world had to be left alone, with no system or governing body behind the scenes. After Zero and Big Balls interpreted her will in different ways, one through information control the other through living as a soldier and always staying true to yourself (fighting against "the times") it all came to an end when Solid Dong destroyed the Patriots A.I. With the help of Lolita Russian Sunny and Hal "I drove my father to suicide by cucking him" or Otacon.

THE BOSS tried to show snake the answer again by manifesting her spirit in Peace Walker and drowning herself. Naked Snek took it personally instead, saying that she rejected everything up to that point including Snake. So he would keep fighting, his response to her putting down the gun was "I am the gun".

In the end, Big Boss is admirable for his struggle against the times and desire to be free from Zeros system which grew out of proportion. A true man's man. And he recognized his mistakes in the end, everyone's mistakes, and how the boss wanted to avoid all of it.

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>>38586919
-10/10
fuck off phoneposter

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I don't watch anime, generally. Welcome to the NHK was great though.

>>38587039
>Hal "I drove my father to suicide by cucking him" or Otacon.
To be fair, otacon's dad was a shit person and deserved What he got.

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>>38587112
p-please forgive me I just wanted to enjoy this nice thread too

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>>38587136
Literally the most degenerate scum phoneposting trapfag.

Better prepare that boypussi for your punishment

>>38587134
anon that's the joke, Hal is literally Chad. Gets bitches like Sniper Wolf and pisses his pants when he feels like it.

Huey was a coward who betrayed BB twice. lowest of the low. Betrayed a living legend who saved him, and played innocent all the while.

>>38587230
Takamura is a cool dude. Although I doubt you act like Archer

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>>38587039
>tfw you will never have a qt loli overcook eggs for you and save the world by fulfilling Kaczynski's dream

>>38581792
>Kiznaivers
Great taste.

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>>38587177
>complains about phoneposters
>phoneposts harder than the anon he responds to

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>>38581792
literally me, originally me, uncreatively me

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>>38581792
*sample garbled text for the robot*

>>38587243
In what ways don't you think I act like him? I really am not sure who I wanted to put there, I remember what I saw of him was pretty similar to me, especially with his past.

>>38587278
It was objectively shit.

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I'm trying my best all the time!

>>38587389
cute/10
also pls give source on top right

>>38587368
Archer is a dude who became a great hero of the world only to learn the world isn't worth it. I doubt a robot became a great hero

>>38587389
>waifu is a literal prositute
How do you justify this?

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>>38587398
The top right and the bottom left are the same character!

http://www.crunchyroll.com/please-tell-me-galko-chan

Its really cute & I'm buying the manga as it comes out in English because its colored in a pretty way!

>>38587389
>acts like Galko
>waifu is kawakami
I refuse to believe this

>>38587411
By being thirsty, mostly gay, and very, very hot for teacher (or mommy, really) always. Like, constantly.

>>38587411
She didn't go that far yet. She was about to but MC-kun stops it

>>38587403
Exactly the second part is what I was looking for. Of course he was a hero, but none of that rests in his personality anymore. I obviously have nothing to do with the hero part but the second part is spot on.

>>38587427
Nah those asshole parents who keep harassing her confirm she was a sex worker. She just doesn't go that far with MC because he's a student.

>>38587416
H..how would I prove to you that I'm energetic and bubbly!

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>>38587443
Suck my cock enthusiastically and blow cum bubbles.

>>38581792
Anime pleb here. So how am I supposed to torrent anime now that all public ones unseeded and dead. At least past a certain point.

>>38587478
I don't think I could blow a cum bubble but that does sound like fun. This is why I say I'm mostly instead of entirely gay

>>38587478
>>38587489
idk anons I love the whole swallowing cum idea but watching the bubbles and gargling and stuff always grosses me out

>>38587515
Oh, is that what they meant. I was thinking it was more, like, you know, like a bubble gum bubble. I guess cum physics don't allow for that kind of thing though huh

>>38587489
>>38587515
How can you be gyaru if you can't deepthroat and gargle.
Yeah, I agree a little much how about some erotic tongue stuff or cumming on your glasses?

I swear to fuck I want to suck a cock and get covered in cum but I bet I'd get addicted to it and never think about doing anything else aside from getting another load on my face.

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>>38582228
>>38582359
>>38584967
Why do you guys want to be a PTSD ridden chuunibyou so badly?

>>38587552
CUM ON MY GLASSES IS LIKE, LITERALLY MY FAV THING.

I wear those big dorky black chunky ones that take up half my face so they take a lot of cum and licking the lenses off after is like seriously one of my fav things, fuck!

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Wow, in just a few posts it's gone to gay shit and all it took was one poster
What the hell happened to this board

>>38587578
Holy shit, Anon.
You're awesome.

Do you have contact? That is my favorite too.

>>38587606
Post an email and I'll send something, ok?

>>38587574
Only because it's marginally better than total NEET-dom and it makes us feel like we at least have a personality.

>>38587626
[email protected]

blease need to blow a hot load on a meganee's face before I die

>>38587439
They were just black mailing her because that's what the job is infamous for. It's just rumors like what the rest of the game is about

>>38587681
Why do so many 4chan dudes identify with Confederacy of Dunces, anyway? Y'all come off more as like, Holden Caulfield types rather than Ignatius J. Reilly? I dunno, like, maybe read more books or something?

>>38587683
Whatever cuck enjoy having a whore for a waifu.

>>38587702
>Why do so many 4chan dudes identify with Confederacy of Dunces
I haven't really seen much of this... Sure plenty of people here LIKE Dunces, because it's a fantastic comedy, but not IDENTIFY with it. Ignatius is the extreme of neckbeardery, not something to aspire to.

>>38587723
I remember like, even in /b/ in 2005, there were people like, super identifying with it. Hard, even. I dunno whats, like up with everybody who does that honestly. Its like saying Don Quixote was misunderstood, lol

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I decided to make my own one, sorry for no waifu :/

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This is me. I've been watching Eva and it turns out I have the exact same mindset as Shinji. It's pretty sad really

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things exist

>>38587702
I think it's mainly due to Ignatius' narcissistic personality and intellect/pseudo-intellect that charms a majority of 4chan users

>>38587737
Like you are missing an arm and eye? Or you just have spikey hair haha

>>38587712
Spoken like a fag who chose Haru

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inb4 get out normie originaliosio

>>38587761
Haru's super cute too! Don't bully the Persona 5 girls, they're all like, super cute in their own way, okay?!

>>38587430
Then choose someone like Tomoko

>>38587740
Well, at least you look cute.

>>38587735
Autism, anon. Just pass it by.

>>38587788
I... Uh... I guess

>>38587796
I just want to know what, like, fundamental misunderstanding they had with the subtext and even the fuckin, like, text of the book where they draw the "Rilley was actually hella cool and I'm just like him!!" conclusion, mostly?

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Orignalioeroagaog

>>38587761
Haru came in too late unfortunately and I was already locked in to Makoto (best safe girl choice as opposed to potential issues of roasties like Anne/Takami), and NG+ is too tedious for me to bother getting to her again, but Haru's coffee scene made me really miss being with a gril.

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>>38581792
haven't got many anime pics

>>38587760
Yeah I have spiky hair, my face and jaw are very similar to his but I have all my limbs intact

>>38587745
>yukari as waifu
Normie-tier taste

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>don't use weeb characters as my representatives
>ignored

i don't even fit in here

>>38587810
I haven't read the philosophical book that Ignatius is so obsessed with (Boethius?), but I've read that the joke is he fundamentally misinterpreted it, so these autists pretending they're him is ironically appropriate, since their autism causes them to misinterpret HIM as a somehow respectable "weird guy" instead of a totally worthless narcissist who only causes problems for everyone unfortunate enough to come into contact with him.

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Waifu looks like her not literally her

>>38587862
Oh god its like a fucking matryoshka doll of being, like, a huge dumbass on the internet. Amazing.

>>38587861
Other people used them and they still mostly got ignored

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>>38587821
>dat waifu
dood

>>38587880
>>38587861
I'm sorry, I like, captured all the attention by being openly a girl/slutty. Which was, like, your thing so I can comment on it? I don't want anybody feeling left out, that's not fair to you or anyone else! It hurts! I understand! ;_;

>>38587745
Snake? What happened? Snake! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!!!!

>>38587905
I don't want the pity reply, but I appreciate the thought

>>38586765
Fuck you...
But you right
>>38586725
i'd like to be tall strong and badass.

>>38587905
kill yourself roastie whore bitch

>>38587827
Everybody wants to be Guts/Gatts/Gattsu, hes fucking amazing, one thing about Guts is that chilling grin though, if you share that then i approve.

>>38586151
>Marcus Aurelius
Good taste anon

>>38587389
>Looking like China
That's pretty cute anon!

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inb4 /pol/ pls go

>>38587905
>It hurts! I understand!

You don't and fuck off.

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couldn't think of an anime character who i looked like so i picked an actor.

manga on the right is aku no hana, manga on the bottom is holyland

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I think the coolest kinds of people are those who always try their best.

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so much okabe, tomoko, shinji, hachiman and satou that i skipped a lot of it AHHHHHH

>>38581792
+shinji
>>38582109
+kuroneko
>>38582228
++okabe
+satou
>>38582359
++punpun
+hana
>>38582785
+hachiman
>>38583273
++revy
>>38583398
+++charlie
+tomoko
>>38583556
+travis
>>38583597
+ryuuji, tomoko
>>38583632
+jun, tomoko
>>38583737
+++lain
+shinji
>>38584068
+++kaiji
>>38584395
+nishi
>>38584731
++hanako
+satou
>>38584977
+nick drake, audrey
>>38585002
+++punpun's uncle
>>38586826
+guts, osaka
>>38588487
++punpun

>>38587307
n...no one...?

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>>38588526
>tfw chose tomoko but you skipped me
>drunk enough to stipulate im not really a tomoko
>i onlyt chose tomoko beause I don't knoe enough anime to represent my NEEThood but I'm not even remotely as autistic as most tomokoposters

>>38588559
well i didn't skip anybody originally but it felt too redundant with the same names so just imagine you got a (you)

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>>38581792
d-don't judge pls

>>38588614
I think I'd actually hang out with you

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>>38587478
Only that anon who makes posts about huskies is allowed to use that reaction image.

>>38587307
Hehe, I see where you're coming from anon, not big on Yuuka personally though.

>>38587119
>exterminating your blue-eyed genes and preventing your children from having them.
She does look fluffy though.

>>38586349
You're the sort of person that I'd talk to just to make you feel shy and tremble. (Admittedly I suck at talking to people though people say that I give off some cozy "atmosphere" whenever I speak or something).

>>38586151
I feel you anon, Jesus Christ I feel you. Hope you're doing well.

>>38588614
Do you look like Red Dwarf-era Craig Charles irl? Seem cool anyhow.

>>38587821
Holy heck anon, I bet you fantasize about saving people from some robbery or something like in Die Hard.

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>>38587307
>sakamoto
You're good people, anon.

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a very realistic post

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i dont even know what to type so the retarded niggers running this board don't ban me again for evading the word filter

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Am I normal yet?

>>38588667
>trying to stay up to fix my sleep
>that goddamn bed
i'm literally shaking right now, i'm so done with this shit

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I got to the party late, but I'm not surprised by all the Watamote, NHK, and punpun. Whoever posted Kaiji has god-tier taste, tho.
This was interesting to think about.

>>38589130
Your look is very tasteful.


I'm this guy by the way, >>38588870

>>38589146
Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well. We'll probably have to fight to the death some day.

>>38589165
Probably. Good luck.

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Don't mistake my lack of visible flaws for being a normalfag.

>>38589792
>that look-like
If you actually look like Jotaro I'd squeeze the cum right out of your dick with the vicelike grip of a bonobo ape, you beautiful bara bastard, you.
Also tortoises are cool

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I felt stupid making this but okay.

>>38581792
me except watashi is literally me and akashi is my waifu

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>people with my waifu

>>38590558
I find what helps in this situation is to remember that nobody imagines their fictional love the same way you do. Your fantasy scenarios and her reactions within them are strictly your own, so she really is all yours.