>need to poopoo in a resturaunt's bathroom
>only one toilet
>theres a line
>know that this particular shit will take a while
>just shit in my pants as to not hold up the line
who else /angelic/ here
come on you robots must have done some good deed
I didn't fuck the dead crow I saw yesterday
>>38581280
kek'd outloud on that one
I used to deliberately piss my pants in school so I didn't have to ask to use the bathroom
our uniforms were dark enough that you couldn't see the stain
>>38580834
>nearly raped retarded girl
>decided to stop
Im a saint
>>38581378
>>38581337
>>38581280
very good robots! 20 heaven points for all of you!