Greentext the worst thing you've ever done. >16, perpetually

Come on, tell me a story Anon. There's no need to be embarrassed, here we've all done horrible things.

Oh fuck. I actually take the time to write a unique thread and encourage others to contribute, and no one does. Meanwhile the nine billionth iteration of /britfeel/ has over 200 replies.

This board frowns upon truly original content.

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>Be me in class, sitting with my one friend
>the mentally challenged kid is the one who is passing around papers for some reason
>Be in bit of a foul mood for unrelated reasons
>Mentally challanged kid stumbled over to my desk
>"H-here is y-your papeepoopaper, anon."
>Grumble and answer with "Thanks, faggot" in a dead serious monotone voice
>Start laughing cause my humor is fucked and i just realised what i just said is mean as hell
>Mentally challanged kid stumbles off before i can apologize

Worst thing i can remember, not near as bad as your shit tho OP

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>Relative works in a church
>We go in when it's closed one day so he can do some work
>I go hang out in the chapel
>Get up onto the balcony
>Strip down naked and start masturbating in the pews
>Roam around in the nude, and then go and ejaculate on the bible at the front
I'm going straight to Hell.

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>be me
>post pictures of a girl I know in a facebook fap thread on /b/
>pray to god she never finds out

It was a great fap though.

>be me freshmen in high school
>steal all the money from faggot JV football teams money from wallets
>have over 100 NEETbux
>start feeling remorse
>get panicked I will be caught
>go throughout the day worried about it
>end of day nothing happens
>went to some youth group for normies
>weight of act still heavy on my heart
>they pass the plate around
>I stuff all 100 NEETbux into plate

This was the only thing that came to mind. Have other Shit.

I've done a lot of bad shit, almost all of it is just due to ineptness. Here's one that sticks with me:
>7th grade
>The class is doing a secret santa for the week, each day we give our partner a gift
>Forget to get any gifts every day
>Pick up whatever random mcdonalds toy or other cheap thing in the car to school to give to my partner
>Everyone else, including me, gets nice things like candy while she gets basically nothing
I still feel bad about it, I wonder if she remembers

>>38578113
>>38579037
Wow you guys were edgy as fuck

>>38579037
What were your reasons? You sound like a lying fuck.

>>38578113
wow

wtf

js8t wow

>>38579101
I wouldn't consider my impulsive crow fucking to be edgy, I didn't sleep that night. Not that I felt bad for the thing, because it was dead before I had even found it. It was more like horrified amazement that I could have ever sunk that low. To this day, that cold, dead crow ass was the only thing I have ever penetrated aside from my onahole.

>>38579096
this isn't really bad, at least you actually got something for her, would've been way worse if you didn't. plus you were pretty young

>>38579096
I'm sure she was disappointed. She would have been even if you had put time and money into the gift. Tween and teenage girls are some of the most shallow, petty creatures to walk the earth. Females only become bearable as company when they reach fifty years or above.

>>38579165
What do you look like? oro

>>38579292
Why do you ask?

>5'7
>brown hair
>dull blue eyes
>6.5 inch dong
>skinnyfat
>no chin

let's not turn this into a /soc/ thread, not posting pic

>adopt dog after years of girlfriend asking for one
>dog is perpetually fearful and anxious
>girlfriend approaches dog to discipline him and gets bitten
>girlfriend hates dog and doesn't want him around
>forbids me from "wasting money" on training or training supplies for him
>my attempts to train him fail
>girlfriend berates me in front of friends for dog's behavior
>girlfriend's friends want dog put down
>don't want dog killed in an overcrowded shelter
>find that dog is calm when in small spaces like kennel
>keep dog in gated closet that autumn and winter, only letting him out for daily walk when girlfriend doesn't have to see him
>eventually find no-kill shelter for him

tl;dr I abused a dog because my girlfriend hated him.

>>38579348
lose weight, get sliding genioplasty

You are are now bf material

>>38579372
Did you leave her? This is why I don't believe there is any hope for women.

>>38579490
I eventually left her to go raise my sister on the other side of the country after my mother got kicked out of her boyfriend's house for trying to break a chair over his back. Within a few months, my mother assaulted me too, so I left and moved in with a roommate who eventually became my wife. Within a few years, my sister killed herself.

>11 years old
>parents separate, mother and I move in with a family friend and their family
>they have a son my age, who is a lacrosse plasying chad
>also have daughter like 17 but with severe mental disability, basically a nonverbal turbopotato named Lillian
>have to sleep in room with chad, but he has friends and stays out on weekends
>mom and family friend parents go out to dinner/theatre
>just me, Lillian and her nurse who barely pays attention
>horny tween boy list is getting to me
>see nurse clean Lillian after she shit all over the place
>see filthy hairy tard girl puss
>cogs and gears turn in my head
>wait till nurse goes to do shit
>go into Lillian room
,>she's in her bed
>erect my penis
>maneuver her to a good position, pull down her pajama bottoms
>stick my fingers into the hot sticky girl parts
>she's grunting and rocking
>slip finger inside, pronbe inside her hole
>pull out penis, start jerking it
>position myself between her legs
>put head of penis on her lips, start prodding
>sanity kicks in, filled immediately with regret
>look at her, no idea what's going on
>put her pants on
>run out, heart racing
>fap furiously in the bathroom

>>38579593
>tfw this anons sister would rather kill herself than be my gf

>>38579598
Why didn't you go through with it? It's not like she would have said anything, she was probably too far gone to even realize what was going on. She didn't try to stop you.

You were still closer to losing your virginity than most anons here.

>>38579096
This reminds me of the times I did secret santa in eighth grade. My partner sprung for a surprisingly expensive bottle of cologne, which I was extremely grateful for. I've only realized in my adulthood that the reason people were incredulous about my behaviour is because the suggestion attached to giving such an object to another person is that they smell bad.

>>38579625
I doubt it, as she killed herself because she was lonely. She had been rejected multiple times, and when she finally got a boyfriend, he dumped her after a few weeks, shortly before Valentine's Day.

>inb4 fat
>inb4 ugly
None of the above. Her severe anxiety just made her kind of a bot.

>>38579744
>severe anxiety just made her kind of a bot.
bot girls are the best. Too bad she didn't find the right guy ME
I'm also sorry for your loss if you were close to her or something

>>38579788
I wish you had been there for her, Anon. I think you could have saved her.

And yes, I was close to her. Thank you for your kind words.

>>38578606
Quit being such a whiny bitch, OP. I would expect nothing less from a dead crow-fucker.

>>38579096

Kind of same thing happened to me, except I forgot the present at home.

>>38579598
I'd say this is the worst one ITT.

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When I was in 9th grade I stabbed a guy in my class with a pencil because he was irritating and I hated him

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You stole this from /v/

>>38579165
>To this day, that cold, dead crow ass was the only thing I have ever penetrated aside from my onahole.

That's the saddest thing I've read all day.

>>38578298
Yes, because britfeel is better than your faggot thread. Quit your bitching.

>>38579914
Holy shit I might know you, was there a hot girl with the first letter of first name being S?

>12 years old
>nignog kid pisses me off
>steal one of his shoes
>climb up a tree
>use my autistic knowledge of knot-tying to tie it to a branch
That shoe was up there for five years until someone cut it down

> have a fetish for licking dirt off the bottom of girls' shoes
> have licked all my sister's shoes clean throughout the years
> licked my friend's mom's shoes clean
> sucked my aunt's shoes when she stayed over
> have sucked my sister's dirty socks
> stole girls shoes/socks in university residence and sucked them all clean (I'd always sneak the shoes back, sometimes kept the socks)
> one girls extremely sweaty/smelly socks I stole and then dipped in warm water and rung the sweat juice out into my mouth while jacking off
> one time I was on a stimulant binge and had been jacking off for 14 hours straight, girl on my rez floor had her muddy hiking boots outside of her door instead of in her room, stole them and swallowed all the mud from the bottom and sides, best orgasm of my life

Every time I cum I'm instantly hit with a wave of "oh god what the fuck am I doing with my life"

>>38579992
I can't remember the names,(always was bad with them)

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>>38579918
I originally beg to differ. You just got btfo hard

>>38579372
You're a piece of shit for not leaving the girl and treating the dog right. You selfish son of a bitch. Usually I sympathize with robots no matter how autistic they are but you let a roastie make you treat an innocent animal like shit.

How you treat an animal that depends on you is a true showing of your character. Unironically wouldn't care if you and your gf die in a car crash tonight.

You left it in a fckin closet... My god.. Someone should leave you in a closet.

>>38578113
Weren't you worried about there being flies and maggots and other gross bugs inside of the dead crow?

Every dead animal I see is swarming with flies and other horrific bugs

Fucking a dead crow is not the worst thing in the world imo, but I would rather throw up and die than put my dick in something thats possibly churning with bugs

>>38580051
Man after my own heart.

I got my start as a panty sniffer but there's nothing like a smelly pair of socks or some nice dirty heels to lick clean. Being perverted feels incredible until you cum.

>>38580152
Something thats common of lots of sociopaths is having little to no sympathy for other humans, but a heightened sense of sympathy for animals.

This anon is a prime example of such a phenomenon.

I already made a thread about this but I'll just post it here again.

>3rd grade or so
>The insult everyone called everyone on the playground was "Fag" No one there really knew what it meant
>We wuz shits
>Computer lab Thursday oh yeah
>I sit in back with a fellow shithead and some girl
>Decide to be a shit
>Fag.com
>Redirect.exe
>Gayporn.com
>Wut
>we don't know what we are seeing so we just point and laugh.

Never got in trouble for it either

>>38580153
I did consider that, but it obviously hadn't been dead for long. Probably was hit by a car within an hour or so of me finding it, eyeballs were still perfectly intact and it didn't smell of anything that I can remember. Was still paranoid about having caught something for a few days afterward.

In hindsight, I should have worn a condom. Or you know, not have done that at all. I even had an onahole at home, but I guess I wanted something special.

>>38578113
Shared your story bro!

>>>/v/384947367

>>38579598
Jesus, man. That's pretty fucked up. Good on you for not going through with it, but yikes.

How braindead is this girl to have not registered any of that? Also was she at least hot?

>>38580220
Why didn't you ask first? Really hurt my feelings anon, I thought we were buddies.

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>be me last year
>irreparable NEET
>drunk af laying in my bed
>mom comes home and tells me
>grampy dead
>old fucko had 91 years. about damn time
>kitchen meeting
>dad tells me im going to hold his sarcophagus with his diseased father in it
>don't want to
>mommy tell me do it or no internet for one month
>day comes and the funeral is in another town
>don't want to get up from bed
>entire family disappointed
>dad comes in
>you've let me down son.
>i dont give a fuck
>continue sleeping

>>38580181
And yet he literally stated that he is usually sympathetic towards robots.

Even if we assume that he's being dishonest, being more sympathetic to animals than humans is hardly a phenomenon. If anything it makes sense because animals are more innocent than humans, dogs certainly are.

>have gf for 5 years
>we have our issues but whatever
>stacy comes along
>fuck stacy
>tell gf I fucked stacy
>still with gf
>miss stacy
>stacy won't talk to me

wow I'm fucking dgenerate, the only chance I have now is to become filthy rich, normal wealthy won't make me happy anymore because I am alone, cryptocurrency will get me rich

>>38580215
Even within five minutes there's usually flies surrounding the dead animal, where I'm from at least.

Catching something + bugs would terrify the shit out of me to never do that. I can't tell if you're super brave or super insane.

Other than that I understand the desire to do something crazy like that just for the surreal aspect of it. And there's nothing morally wrong with it, the crow was already dead.

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>>38579598
>>sanity kicks in, filled immediately with regret
Anon, while what you did was pretty awful, the fact that you had this moment of clarity which stopped you from finishing the act says something about your character. Good on you anon, good on you.

>>38580152
I hate myself more than you ever could, Anon, and have wished for death many times.

>>38580178
Nice, feels good to have a comrade in my perverted endeavours. Would love to hear some of your stories about the most out-there things you've done.

I've dabbled in panty-sniffing here and there but it's not really my thing.

One time I scavenged my sister's floor for toenail clippings, and then sucked/swallowed those. Another time I was lucky enough to catch her leaving the bathroom when she hadn't flushed, so I grabbed a cup and dumped cupfulls of pee water on myself while I jacked off in the bathtub.

>>38580317
You probably live near the equator. I live in northern british columbia, and it was late into autumn. Cold enough to be relatively safe.

>>38579348
You would be cute even if you fuck dead animals

>>38579914
Kek boy I did the same thing. Nobody saw me and I told teachers it was an accident.

>>38580392
I'm in Ottawa, Ontario. The cold makes sense, I guess the only time I'm used to seeing a lot of dead animals around is the Summer.

Now I kinda wanna fuck a dead bird.

>>38580445
Well if you ever find one on the side of the road, and it's in good condition, then go nuts. Don't kill one for the sole purpose of doing the deed though, because that really is evil.

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>>38580330
Terrible post, anon. The fact alone he went that far is horrible

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>>38580502
>while what you did was pretty awful

>>38580294
I deserve the hate.

>>38580486
Of course, I would never kill one just for that.
My cats bring in dead birds and squirrels all the time tho ;)

>>38579598
>when you start raping a retarded girl and your moral compass kicks in

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>>38580585
>My cats bring in dead birds and squirrels all the time tho ;)

well there's nothing wrong with that, cats are hunters after all. if you do decide to go through with it, wear a rubber just to be safe. Do your cats eat the birds they bring in? How big of prey do they go for?

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>>38580595
I giggled at this

>>38580287
Fuck you, resentful and bitter cunt

>>38580388
I've always liked panties to be honest, Occasionally I sniff and masturbate with my cousins as they are really smelly from her working all day as a waitress. Also sniff her work shoe soles and lick the shoes and such.

When I was younger I sometimes stole my sisters but that was more out of youthful curiosity as I've never been that attracted to my sister. If I was really attracted to someone I might do something with toenails or urine but that's pretty daring, you sound like you really like your sister. Ever been caught doing anything?

>>38580581
I actually felt bad after I posted because it's obvious you show remorse but my god, it infuriated me to read that you let a roastie make you treat the dog like that. You have had a hard life with your sister dying but it just saddens me how us robots should empathize and have more compassion than normies yet sometimes don't.

I have empathy for kind hearted robots. A lot of robots deserve what they get though.

>>38580626
Sadly the birds they bring in are fairly small, I would only be able to get the tip in, maybe 2 inches deep. My cats don't eat it. One of my cats has this weird thing where he decapitates everything he catches, and then leaves the body and head intact in my laundry room.

Ugh, but a rubber would ruin the sensation.

Maybe all I need is a quick "what can i catch from fucking dead birds" search

>>38578918
that ain t fucked up, it s just mean man

>>38580287
The eternal NEET, most are selfish cunts who treat their parents like garbage.

>>38580440
Is it true that you almost blinded him?

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>>38578113
>middle school
>I was a total retard (still am)
>hear someone say "Stacy looks just like Lisa"
>I immediately blurt out loud as fuck "no dude, Stacy is way more fat than Lisa" completely matter of fairly
>classroom gets quiet as fuck
>everyone just staring at me in disbelief
>Stacy obviously heard, she looks sad as fuck and just puts her head down
I was like 13 but I still feel like complete shit every time I think of this one.

But the worst thing I've ever done:
>17yrs old
>small high school
>I wasn't a nerd but I wasn't in with the "cool" crowd either
>got along most with the druggies because I also used a lot of drugs
>some new guy (Jake) comes, apparently he was already well known from before
>everyone talks shit about him, treats him bad, etc (to be fair, he was a piece of shit)
>the two of us end up as best friends
>we hang out all the time, join baseball team together, I go to his place every weekend, know his parents
>probably the only close friend I've ever had
>other dudes tell me not to fuck with him anymore, tell me they won't even talk to me as long as I associate with Jake
>whatever
>keep hanging out with him, he sort of annoys me but whatever
>he sends me a long, gay message one day starting with, "if I were your boyfriend..."
>All at once realize why he's always wanting me over his place at nights
>we'd always get drunk and watch tv or movies or whatever and he'd turn the lights off
>I didn't think much of it before
>get pissed off cause I'm not with that gay shit
>could've just told him I'm not gay and left it alone
>instead I showed a bunch of people
>completely cut all contact and avoided him like a total pussy
It was a dick move on my part. Saw his mom once after that and she was staring daggers at me. I just complete averted her gaze, she clearly hated my guts. I've done some real lame shit in my life. Literally no one likes me and I have no friends, but I don't deserve any.

>>38580673
Just look at this shit hole of a website, these Robots deserve all they get. Sometimes it feels like 4chan is filled with the worst scum on Earth

OP I really like you, even if you did some really weird shit when you were younger.

>10
>Me and friend hanging out at my house
>Mom just got couple shih tzu puppies
>Pick one up and toss it to my friend for fun
>He tosses it back
>We do this a couple more times
>For some reason I throw it way too hard and he fucks up the catch
>Dog slams into the concrete patio and breaks both its hind legs
>It's whimpering and struggling to stand and we're just freaking out around it
>Eventually rush inside and tell mom we found it like that, she freaks out

It's not a big thing, for sure, and the dog was fine in the end, but that sticks in my memory. I've seen some crazy things, but nothing quite haunts me like the thought of that little puppy struggling in pain and whimpering on the ground - knowing I caused it.

>>38580716
Was going to post the 4chan pure evil banner, but couldn't find it. I mostly agree though, this website seems to be where most human scum ends up

>>38580659
That's fun, nice that you have frequent enough access to your cousin to be able to do that.

Honestly not that attracted to my sister, she was just the most accessible when we lived together. I'm not too into incest so I'd much rather do it with other girls if I had means to do so.

I've never been caught, I'm usually extremely careful. Have had to give up some prime opportunities because there was a substantial risk of being caught. Have you ever been caught?

>>38580763
At least you felt some remorse, and it wasn't intentional. You were just a dumb 10 year old.

>>38580716
I don't agree. I can see a lot of lonely people with otherwise warm hearts who are products of the world and environment. It's easy to call these people scum but I share a lot of their traits-- self loathing and aloneness.

Not everyone has lived in the right conditions or upbringing to so easily cast judgment on people who seem pathetic. Most of the people here just need help and love and compassion.

>>38580287
I keked audibly on this one.

>have gf in college
>she starts playing WoW
>gains weight, stops wanting to go out and do stuff, bedroom dies
>more like roommate i cuddle sometimes and robotically tell i love you
>break up with her at end of college
>she doesn't seem to know what's going on with us, even though we live hundreds of miles away
>no luck dating anyone new
>go visit ex gf
>treat her like girlfriend all weekend
>fuck her twice
>she's happy
>on last day, ask her for money for amtrak ticket home
>basically never talk to her again

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>>38580714
Oh yeah, and much worse, actually:
>16
>a girl (M) has a crush on me or whatever
>not attracted
>she's too shy to talk to me in person so we just talk over facebook
>have a friend (C)
>his dad was an actual abusive crackhead
>C was a diagnosed sociopath (ASPD)
>he latched onto me because I had such a passive personality, I hung out with him because I could do drugs in his basement without worrying about cops or concerned parents, also his friends had a car
>would just leave whenever his dad started beating him
>one day he tells me about how he's been talking to a girl (named M) and how he's going to invite her over and then violently rape her in the basement
>tells me in great detail how he'll pull it off
>too high or apathetic to really listen, think I partially just didn't believe him
>next day I'm talking to M, she tells me about a guy she met (C) and how she'll be going to his house
>just say okay, whatever
>don't hear from her for a long time
>years later find out he actually raped her
I could've warned her, I still don't know why I didn't. Idk, I just didn't care about a anything really.

>be about 12
>used to hang out with a guy and girl who lived near me
>one day at girl's house
>girl has a hampster with a little wheel
>the other guy thought it'd be funny if he held the girl back as I spun the hampster as fast as I could on his wheel
>ended up killing it
Still fucks with me to this day.

>>38580878

>a girl (M)

When will this meme die.

>>38580878
Hah, shit I thought you were abbreviating "A girl (male)". I guess I'm the one with issues.

>>38580932
Kek I did the same thing. We are all fucked up down here

Mine is tame compared to a lot of people's ITT but I could have theoretically fucked myself over hard.

>End of first year of college
>Taking a self-scheduled exam
>Get to the exam room, turns out the whole procedure is run by upperclassmen, not professors
>They just let us take the exam wherever we want on the entire floor of the building we're in
>They don't supervise us at all
>I look at my exam, don't know the answers to some of the questions
>I get up to go into the bathroom and look up the answers on my phone in a stall
>End up getting an A on the exam when I probably should have gotten a B or worse

What I did was definitely wrong, but I don't really even feel that bad about it because it's the school's fault for allowing such a lax examination atmosphere to exist. I'm sure tons of other students there have done the same thing.

>>38580799
No not yet, I think a lot of the thrill is the possibility of being caught but in reality it would be really awful

>>38580197
Fag.com doesn t exist anymore

Gayporn.com in the other end...

>>38581041
Top kek. You guys remind me of the time a few months ago:
>some guy posts on r9k that he's home alone
>goes into his sisters room and takes her panties out
>takes pictures of him jerking off with them or sniffing them or something like that
>talks about how sexy he thinks his sister is
>he actually uploads a picture of her so anons can see
>reverse image leads to her LinkedIn profile
>anons quickly dox them both, find her facebook and send her pictures of the thread
I wonder how that one played out, top kek

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>>38581077
Events like this, is why I fucking love this site

>>38580287
your the scum of this earth anon

i like you

>>38580197
Down even then you were a homosexualnim sure it was an "accident " fucked homo

>>38580714
In some way i thank you. Reading this post definitely made me took the decision to not tell my best friend that i have a crush on him. I really dont want that to happend

>>38579372
Spineless faggot

>>38581254
I actually half take this back since I just saw your post indicting some remorse.

>>38580673
I agree with you. And know I deserve everything that's happened to me.

A few friends of mine know about this, but I highly doubt they browse r9k, so here goes.

>In college, starting to come out of my shell a bit
>Try to get as many keks out of life as I can
>There's a community white board on the ground floor of my residence hall
>It's usually used for boring stuff like inspirational quotes
>I start writing jokes on it now and then to spice it up a little
>At one point, I draw that picture of a stick figure dragging swastikas on a leash that circulated the Internet a couple years ago, with the caption "Just taking Donald Trump and his staff for a walk"
>I was trying to be ironic of course
>I know that's some Reddit-tier shit, but it was a liberal arts college and I figured some backhanded support for Trump was about as edgy as I should shoot for
>Even with that, of course, I had gone too far
>Within an hour some Jew must have gone to the RA and said that swastikas had been drawn on the white board because the entire residence hall got an email from the RA saying that "hate speech" wouldn't be tolerated
>Either the snitch didn't understand that the swastikas were in the context of a joke or just didn't care
>Whatever, I go about my business, as the only people who knew it was me were people I trusted not to say anything
>A few days later though, the assistant dean sends an email to the campus about the ordeal
>The email said "a swastika" was drawn on "a community member's white board" making it sound like I drew it as an attack on a specific person, and not in the context of a joke
>Email says for people to "please come forward if they know who the perpetrator is"
>Tons of people are talking about this shit now

Nothing ever came of it, but Jesus fuck. I know it was a liberal campus, so I should have known better than to have any fun at all, but how the fuck do you misrepresent a situation that badly when telling the faculty? If someone HAD ratted me out, the fucking kangaroo court would have probably been ready to expel me

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>>38580878
That's actually like super fucked Anon. How are you not filled with heart wrenching guilt?

>>38580714
Woah I also had a classmate, which I bullied 5 years and he got from a normalfag to depressed, ticks in his eyes, started hurting himself, cutting his legs and knuckles and he also wanted me to fuck him and rub my cock on him. Typed me that on normiebook. Decided to ignore it and not show it to anyone. I am glad I did.

>>38580878
Oh my goodness. I'd never be able to sleep if I let a girl get raped like that.

>>38579914 yup that would be the autism shining through

>Be me
>6th grade
>In detention
>hatemylife.jpg
>downie kid bust through the door screaming and crying
>"I DON'T WANNA SEE JESUS!"
>me and friend start covertly laughing out asses off
>teacher starts comforting him
>she's crying
>"IT'S OKAY IT'S OKAY IT'S NOT YOUR TIME YET!"
>we laugh even more
>teacher doesn't notice us
We made jokes about this constantly afterwards

>>38579914
I did this to a nigger kid who was pushing me and trying be intimidating during gym. As I walked passed him in the hall I stabed him as hard as I could and got the fuck out of there. Never said shit after felt good.

>be around 8
>meet girl around the same age playing pokemon emerald
>shes beat the game and is very proud of it
>ask to play on it
>delete her save

>>38580878
This is your ethics after injecting one marijuana

>>38579914
I had a guy stab me with a pen also in 9th grade, I still have a scar from that. I was annoying and irritating to the whole class.

I found a small purse with only a lipstick inside. I took it home and cummed on it, then I gave back to the owner (who happens to be qt). Happened today.

>>38580915
it's not a meme, he just chose a poor letter to represent the girl.

>>38581527
>>38581707
Idk man, I still talk to her sometimes. She's doing okay I think, although I haven't actually seen her even once since then. The whole thing just seems entirely distant, I was doing a lot of different drugs at the time, a lot of xanax too. All my memories from that whole year or two are just kind of vague and fuzzy and dreamlike. I can't really understand or remember what was going on in my mind back then, so it almost seems like it was a different person who did that, it's hard to realize that was actually me.

>>38579914
I did this as well, to my incredibly /r9k/-tier friend who molested me

>>38581837
I wish I was that girl's older brother so I could have beaten you up.

>>38579992
Do you mean Sara(h)?

>>38579914
Yo holy fuck this guy at my old high school school did this two years ago.

>be edgy 12 year old cunt thats empty on the inside
>convince myself im a sociopath to avoid emotions
>read about sociopaths torturing animals as kids
>buy a mouse
>beat the living fuck out of it and step on it lightly to make it suffer, then cut off its legs and tail with scissors

>have aunt
>Like a decade older than my father
>She suffers from heart problems
>On my 10 year old birthday she sends me a bag of marbles
>Pissed off as hell, wanted a real gift
>Marbles actually looked pretty expensive, came in a satin bag
>Multicolored brilliant marbles
>I act like a little bitch and my parents take the rest of my presents away
>Scream and cry
>I have only the marbles left
>Parents call my aunt and tell her not to send me any more presents because I'm being a piece of shit
>Extremely pissed off
>Throw all of the marbles in a bush behind my back yard
>Throw away the bag
>A few years go by
>It's a week after my 17th birthday
>Remember the marbles
>I dig around in my bushes and recover around 17 marbles
>Later that night I'm sitting at my computer and remember that the marbles are still in my pocket
>Been watching really obscure anal hentai and anal insertion porn
>Been edging for three days
>The marbles have no scratches, and they are very smooth
>Extremely horny
>Idea.jpg
>In the shower, I lube each marble with petroleum jelly and insert them up my butt
>Keep them in for the rest of the night and shit them out in the morning
>Two days later my dad gets a phone call that my aunt has died
>Heart failure
>It's the only time I've ever seen him cry
>The marbles were the last thing she sent me
>still think about the letter that came with them
>"Happy Birthday, Anon"
Ive been a degenerate

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>>38582086
Hahahahahaha!
And I bet I would have smashed your little punk ass fuccboi.

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>>38580878


like, i don't want to make you feel bad, cause you probably had just as much fucked up shit going on to sink into that deep of a xanax fueled rabbit hole, but a girl still got raped because of your apathy. cool it all worked out though haha the world is fucked dude

>>38578113
The worst thing I've done? Nothing specific comes to mind. Constantly getting intoxicated while driving around when I was younger because I enjoyed it is probably what most people would say if they knew everything I ever did. I never hurt anyone doing it though, fortunately, even if I almost died when I finally crashed.

I'm sweet and innocent, really.

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>be me
>be sophomore in high school
>16, hormones raging hard as
>be in history class with a 10/10 stacy. tall, beautiful, and most importantly: an amazing set of tits
>her tits are a nice size, but ive seen bigger, definitely. probably at least a c-cup or whatever. i really dont know desu.
>class takes midterm exam
>see pic related for seating arrangements
>back of classroom means more steal
>finish test, hand it in. nothing to do
>look at her boobs from the side, get raging hard-on
>use left arm to dutch rudder myself, but make it look like i was fucking around
>when i get close to climaxing, put right hand down pants really quickly to make it look like i was scratching myself
>whenever someone looked in my direction or if the teacher roamed my area, i would immediately stop
>keep doing this until i finally cum
>absolutely euphoric
>never speak of it again to anyone

Chances are someone actually saw me doing it in that class but didnt want to speak up about it or something.

>12 years old
>jewish girl at school died from brain aneurysm and a rabbi and the girls parents came for a remembrance ceremony
>couldn't stop laughing when he started saying hebrew prayers

>high school
>police raising money for kids cancer treatment
>booed them and fake-out high fived them

>at my grandmothers funeral in Britain a few years ago
>great aunt told me she didn't want to lose contact with any more of the family
>asked me to solemnly promise I would write to her once in a while if I couldn't come to visit or talk to her on the phone
>never wrote to her, never saw or spoke to her either
>she got dementia and couldn't remember anything, died a couple months ago

masturbated with my cousin's underwear too (didnt cum in them tho)

>>38582271
Anon, you're such a piece of shit. When I was ten, I could at least be polite when receiving a gift that I didn't particularly like. Your aunt didn't have to buy you anything at all, but she did, and you were a little cunt because it wasn't exactly what you wanted.

>>38582239
>snippythemouse.jpg

>>38582735
>couldn't stop laughing when he started saying hebrew prayers
how is that bad

I too would think he was doing some jewish magic and would laugh as fuck

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>>38582271
Fucking shit anon. PLEASE tell me you apologized to her.When you shoved the marbles up your ass did it feel good?

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>>38582271
That's so fucked

>>38578113
I mugged an acquaintance of mine at knifepoint when I was 17.
I think she considered me a close friend, but my mind was too addled and my worldview too jaded at the time to bother with thinking about the repercussions.

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>>38582966
Were you under the influence of drugs at the time? Must have been pretty jarring for her to have a friend pull a knife and demand valuables. What did you take from her?

>>38582966
Did you go to jail? How scared was she

>>38579070
Fuck off you moron normalfag

>>38582371
I swear we're on one of the weird as FUCK timelines

>>38579914
Brennan? roboloxo

>I left my best friend from primary school when I went to middle school, never talked to him again because he was slightly annoying
>Found 2 new best friends in middle school
>They had a love-hate(not gay) relationship that I additionally fueled on purpose
>In high school I met a cool girl and brought her to our group(wasn't attracted to her)
>One friend instantly fell in love with her, I didn't really like it for no reason
>Sided with the other friend and ridiculed him and stuff, Kind of nasty desu
>He didn't get the girl, lost his friends for no reason; he became depressed
>After a while the other friend and the girl became a pair; after a few months stopped talking to them and never gave them a reason
>I don't know the reason
>I know that all those people feel/felt bad bc of me
>Don't really feel anything, I enjoyed manipulating people,
I just know that it was wrong

>>38582991
>>38583014
I'll greentext a short version of what transpired.
>known her for a little bit
>we have mutual friends
>she actually asks me to go on a date
>don't want to say no for a few different reasons, but I wasn't keen on actually going out on a date with her since I didn't even really like her as a person
>end up taking a huge amount of cough medicine beforehand to calm my nerves, she was an offputting person in my eyes
>take her out to dinner, remain pretty much silent during most of the date
>realize I'm not getting anything out of this experience and become extremely frustrated
>drive her to an abandoned industrial complex
>she's confused and laughs, asking in a playful way, "What are you gonna do to me?"
>get out of the car, she follows suit
>grab her and pull my knife out, tell her to give me all her cash
>I get an oddly exilharating thrill out of the mere act of mugging her, just feeling power over another person is an extremely good feeling
>she gives me $80, all of it is Daddy's money no doubt
>get in my car and leave her there
She only told the friends of mine that she knew, hoping that I would get ousted for what I did. My friends chastised me, but ultimately sympathized with me because they knew about how fucked of a person I was. They even told her that it was a bad idea trying to goad me into going on a date, because I would just harbor resentment for being nagged about it.

>>38580763
Know that deep down you atleast arent a piece of shit.
If you feel guilty about it, whatever it may be, then you deserve to be forgiven.
Atleast thats the way i see it.

>>38582941
Yeah, it felt good, also I didn't apologize to her because I didn't get the chance. She died two days later
>>38582848
I know, I was being a little bitch, now I'll have to live the rest of my life knowing what I did
>>38582953
I know, I know

Maybe she put her soul into those marbles and you smothered it with your butt

>>38583481
I don't like to think about that. I still have the 17. I haven't touched them since. They sit in a bag in my closet

>>38583504
I hope you at least washed them before putting them back in the bag. Can we see them?

>>38578113
By nu r9k standards i am whats called a normie.
Wether you believe this story or not is up to you, but i believe its time to tell the truth.

>meet a really cute girl at a bday party
>the friends i am with are retrobate normies that think they are smart nerds
>really just all a bunch of losers fucking around
>some nignog sprayed a penis on the brick wall in the backyard
>i digress
>she was a shy inexperienced girl
>she watched anime and played vidya in her free time and was on the robotics team or something
>she was perfect
>we have alot of firsts together
>but it isnt until 1 year into our relationship that i decided im done waiting
>i wanted to put my dick in her plain and simple
>we did plenty of other shit but she resisted going all the way
>trick her into thinking we were going to watch a movie at my place
>i turn on some bs boxing movie and get to initiating the loss of my virginity
>she resists again
>basically tell her that if we cant have sex then this relationship wont continue much longer
>shes quite and puts her head down
>she says nothing so i just start kissing her and undressing her
>get her onto my bed
>i put the condom on and start trying to get in her
>she tries to stop me
>pin her arms down and slowly enter her
>her face contorts and looks really ugly
>she was in pain i think
>couldnt get my dick to fit in really so i stop and dress myself
>she quitely dresses and we watch the rest of the movie
Cont.

>>38583584
>By nu r9k standards i am whats called a normie.

No, you are nu/r9k/. Non virgins posting on this board should be against the rules. Also, I find it hard to believe that girls ever watch anime, or play video games on anything above the app store

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>>38583584
>a week later when i go to see her after school she tells me i raped her
>i act shocked and hug her telling her im sorry and all this
>she smiles and says she loves me
>she doesnt speak about it again
A few months later
>Theres this girl named O in my gfs robotic thing afterschool
>weve always been close even before i started dating gf
>we start getting closer after the rape incident
>one day when shes walking with me to my friends house i push her against the fence and start making out with her
>fondle her boobs, play with her pussy ect.
>she says shes always had feelings for me
>take her to my house one day and we have the nastiest sex of my life
>she freaks out because she "betrayed her friends trust"
>i calm her down and we keep doing this for another week
>eventually we both agreed to stop because she felt guilty and i didnt want to risk her ratting me out
>go on a trip with my gf to visit her dad in another town
>she gives me bjs and i hotdog her ass cheeks
>still refuses sex
>get fed up
>tell her i cheated on her with her friend
>she breaks doen crying
>lolwhatthefuckidontwanttodealwiththis.jpg
>we leave her dads place
>get picked up by my mom and drop her off at her place
>she kisses me goodbye
>breaks up with me the next day
Im going to cont for a bit more to tell about how karma caught up with me.

>>38583702
>how karma caught up with me.
Fuck I was rooting for you

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>>38580714
Wow, similar thing happened to me.
>make friend at school
>he's a total fucking dipshit but I'm okay with that, I'm also odd
>one day over at his house we're playing video games
>later we're just sitting there talking and he tries to kiss me
>I don't have a drop of gay in me and the thought of a guy kiss me makes me want to throw up
>without thinking just punch him in the mouth really hard
>run out of the house and call my mom to pick me up
>next day tell the other kids he's a huge faggot and make up some shit about him showing me his ass and trying to grab my nipples etc., basically all sorts of weird gay shit I just came up with, I guess to make myself feel better I don't know
>everyone rips on him and he loses me + my friends and sits alone from then on
>moves to a different school next year
>found out on kikebook he killed himself when I was around 20
I feel sad about it, but it's also pretty funny at the same time.

>>38583584
>>38583702
continue with your fantasies son, nobody gives a fuck

>>38579076

Robin hood strikes against the chads

>>38581108

KEK'ing at his KEK

>>38583702
>After all this happened i was very suddenly kicked out of my HS
>the reason being i lived one block outside of my highschools district
>had to go to a nigger school 20 miles away because it was in my district
>no friends
>i decide on the weekends ill hang out with my friends from my old HS
>start getting into weed because its so ez to buy at ghetto school
>one day meet an asian drug lord
>he controlled drug distribution in the area at the young age of 15
I know i know just bare with me a sec
>he lets me do coacaine and fetanoyl for free
>decide this shit must make tonnes of cash
>start selling drugs
>one day it gets around that i "raped" my ex gf
>all my old friends cut contact
>get visited by detective
>basically she told me she cant do shit to me and that im scott free after i told her my (fake) story
>still have one friend that didnt believe it all and i smoked with him
>we hang out with the asian kid and do meth and shit
>one day im sleeping at his house and we get fucked up
>REALLY fucked up
>we must have done 10 mg of xanax EACH
>we wake up the next morning and his parents are freaking out about something
>i leave
>he tells me someone rifed through his dads stuff
>nothing missing he says
>i look in my bag
>gold rings and shit in my pencil holder
>holy shit
>he thinks we must have gotten so messed up that we both ransacked his dads office
>never tell him the truth
A few months later
>cant hang out with any of my old friends now
>im still selling weed when one day i get in trouble with a local gang
>get mugged twice by same guy and a pack of his nigs
>my boss is pissed and tells me he cant trust me anymore
>tells me im fired and that if he ever sees me again hell have me killed
>the school catches me with a bunch of pills at a random search the same day
>sell out asian kid and the kids who mugged me
>literally no joke got off scott free
>i made a deal with the principle when i ratted those guys out and i got nothing on my record
Cont.

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>>38581837
You are the sickest fuck in this entire thread

Off yourself slowly and painfully

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>>38583908
>sent to an adult school
>do no work and just smoke weed with the other punk drop outs
>mom kicks me out
>now have to live with my dad in an airport hangar
>get a grocery bagging job
>4 years later her i am

>>38583887
Then dont respond you fucking retard.

Anyway that was my first time telling the whole truth about what i did...questions?

Here are some pics of my living space, and yes i still live with my dad, i was never good with school acedamia so i plan to wagecuck the rest of my life.
Also im a diagnosed sociopath as of two years ago.

>weird black kid in my middle school class with no friends
>all he ever did was insult people, literally could not talk without saying something insulting, thus everyone hated him and told him to fuck off whenever he came around
>started doing it to me
>one day cornered him alone and let him have it, called him a nigger and made fun of his single mom, called her a whore etc.
>he broke down and started crying, actually sobbing, uncontrollably and really loudly
>walk away awkwardly while people were staring down the hall at me

Found out later he was being abused by his mother's boyfriend at the time. The things you don't know as a kid. I would do a lot of things differently if I had the knowledge I do now.

I'll just get straight to the point
>13 years old
>put my girl cousin's hand on my erect dick when she was sleeping just to see what it'd feel like
>shit felt amazing
Not the worst thing I ever did, but you guys are telling similar stories

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Didn't go to see my dad in the hospital, from sheer laziness. I don't remember if I said goodbye to him before he left to go there either.
I just thought he'd be coming home soon anons.

>>38583984
Then tell us your worst anon.
This place aint one to judge, just look at this motherfucker right here >>38583973

You think anyone here cares?

>>38583908
You're a real piece of shit, hardly can qualify as a human being.

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>>38583882
>I feel sad about it, but it's also pretty funny at the same time.
> pretty funny
> pretty funny
> pretty funny

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>>38582271
by odins beard! what in thors name did i just read?

>>38583973
Why don't you become an apprentice in a trade? Union plumber/carpenter/electrician apprentices get paid pretty well. Or learn a trade like welding or commercial diving at your local city college.

>>38584130
Maybe, but im currently too poor to cut my work time enough to go to school.

>>38584221
at least you had sex, right

>smoll penor sex

>>38584306
Honestly it didnt even feel as good as i thought it would
Im cut

>>38582733
I jacked off in class before too in 9th grade, I was second from the front too so idk what the fuck I was doing desu.

Two guys 100% knew what I was doing but they weren't saying anything so I kept going. I was legit just staring at this one chick's boobs the entire time. Holy shit idk what I was thinking

>>38583559
No, I didn't wash them. Also no, I don't want to dig in my closet

>>38584567
Thats pretty brave. What happened after that?

>>38581105
>>38581077
Found the redit fags

>Be me
>Be a kid
>Have a cat and a dog
>Put the cat in a plastic bag and use the bag has a centrifuge (Like the one the astronaute use to train )
>Would complain to my dad that the cat don't love me and cry
>Would lash my anger on my dog because I was unhappy that the dog like me but not the cat
>Would often throw the cat on the dog and laugh like a madmen
>Would also put the cat in the bathroom with me when i was bathing so that i can see me bath
>Use to watch the cat shit as well would go near the cat box when he was in it and proceed to wath him shit
>Don't have a lot of interaction with human being so I can only told the weird story I have with my cat .

>>38583973
You're an awful human being, if you can call yourself that. There are so many different things you've done, all of which individually make you an awful person, and yet you've managed to do them all.

- Raped a girl. No quotations, no "raped", you tried your best to rape her and failed. You didn't have a moral realization at the last second and tapped out, you just aren't built to put your penis in a girl apparently. That's just as bad.

- Stole from a friend's family. That shit isn't right. The act of stealing under influence of drugs is highly excusable but you should have come clean the instant you discovered the stolen goods.

- You can't even be loyal to your friends. A dirty fucking rat is the lowest form of low.

- Cheated on your girlfriend.

- Too fucking stupid and degenerate to not just do drugs all day and actually make something out of your life like a worthwhile human being.

This is the first time I have ever said this to anyone, but I sincerely hope you kill yourself.

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>>38578113
>be 14 year old me
>fathers were out voting for the next president
>been making blueprints and shit for 4 days straight for something we call in my country "Technical Drawing"
>11 years old dumb sis trips and spill all her coffe over my blueprints
>those are 4 days of my life i ain't getting back
>blackout A N G E R Y right now
>YOU DUMB FUCKING BITCH
>punch sis into the ground
>start kicking her, punching her really furiously while she is still in the ground
>she covers her head so i don't hurt her beautiful face
>straight 40 seconds of beating the shit outta sis
>i eventually snap back into reallity and say her like
>Oh, fuck, sorry
>she cries and cries and mumbles something like "fuck you anon"
>realize what i've just did
>remember what my mom did to me when i had wounds
>try doing that to her
>she is like ok but i still fucking hate you
>after 1 hours or so parents get back
>sis doesn't tell anything to my mom or dad but im fucked anyways because it's pretty obvious what happened here
>dad beats the living shit outta me
>take it like a man, i deserve it anyways
>after about a week of the incident i went to several therapist, like a lot of them for the next 3 years

Im 25 now and my sister somehow still loves me

>>38584802
She deserved it, fair and square.

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>freshman
>gf from 8th grade had to go to different school
>meet up after school about a week into high school
>go to very nice quite place not to far
>place is empty and very quiet
>start making out and gey stuff
>feel boner coming
>she feels and puts hand down pants
>slow motion hand movements
>haven't jacked off for the past moth or so
>balls filled with cum
>dizz on her hand but didn't bust nut
>face is not happy
>told her that not a nut it just came out
>shes mad with dizz in her hand and nothing to wash it off with
>closest place for her to wash her hands is at her house
>leavs with out saying anything
>she walked about 7block with dizz in her
>was mad for a week

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I'd stick my sisters toothbrush up my ass because she was a bitch

>>38583584
>>38583702
>>38583908
>>38583973
end your pathetic fucking life you sex obsessed sub human

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>>38579165
Caw caw op

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>>38585176
My cousins mom was a total bitch she wouldn't like him hanging out with me, and many many things. One of them would be eating chips with out her knowing and if he saked she would all ways say no. My cousin did like her at all he try calling child services but some how he had to stay with her although she should beat him and just be the worst mom she can be. One day out side hanging out and he comes to me eating chips asking me if i wold want some
>say no
His finggers had that red shade from eating them. He tells me about how his mom is going to see them and smell his fingers and beat him up for eating chips.tell him i would give him $5 to shove his finger in his ass and maker smell it. He thinks in genius so he agrees. He sticks his finger in his ass behind a bush under some stairs. See him go home less then 5mins i hear him getting his ass beat. And i got to see it all

>>38584714
Jesus Christ chill out Reddit. What do you expect in a thread like this?

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>>38582239
unironically off yourself you failure of a human being. hope everyone you know dies a painful death with you having to watch before the same happens to you.
Faggot.

Stuff so fucked up and cringeworthy I don't even wanna type it.

>>38579165
>>38578606
You know you're fucked for life when you make up stories involving avian necrophilia for attention

I expect great things, anon

>>38579598
Wouldn't really be immoral to give her the only action she'll get in her pathetic life.

>>38578918
Arguably far, far worse than what OP did.

Judge a tree by its fruits. All OP ended up doing was disfiguring the a dead bird corpse with his dick, while you have created painful memories in the mind of another human being.

>>38578113
>Rape
Good greentext, yeah?

>>38585347
end your fucking existence you sociopath

ITT normies who are able to tell their worst on clearnet instead of tor

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>>38585582
>thread is fucking named worst thing you've ever done on a board known to be the worst of degenerates
>WELL HAHA TIME TO LOOK AT SOME FUNNY STORIES :DDDD

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>>38578918
Don't listen to the moralfags this is fucking gold

>>38584016
i hope you suffer more than he did, dickhead

>>38585595
>anyone who doesn't diddle children is a normie

I don't understand

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>>38585611
I am a degenerate and I can tolerate degenerate actions but he is unironically someone who should end his fucking life don't ever reply to me again you sad sack of shit

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>>38581522
an eeriely similar thing happened at my liberal arts college and I think it was you now...

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>>38584016
>mumumu i thought he'll come back anyway
You deserved it, cunt. That's what you get for thinking everything in live is a given.

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>this slightly hot but retarded and emo girl likes me
>I constantly have the urge to bully her because she's so fucking annoying and stupid
>she asks if I want to hang out
>I tell her to meet me at the park at 8:30
>she goes there
>I go to her house with my friends and leave a bucket of shit on her door step
>she comes home and sees it
>texts me
>I act like it wasn't me and I have no idea what she's talking about
>i tell her to meet me at the park again
>we go back and egg her house
>shes comes home and sees what happened
>my entire town hates me and won't speak to me for a year
>heard that girl tried to kill herself and put herself in the psych ward a year later
>can't help but chuckle a little bit

Another time
>used to be complete druggie degenerate
>smoking weed with my friend
>we think it would be funny to fuck these two slightly ugly girls we know
>call them to come over
>we get extremely high and take some pills
>we each take a girl into separate rooms
>girl starts taking off her clothes, I suddenly get a wave of paranoia that I might accidently get her pregnant
>make her give me an awkward handjob instead
>cum all over her sweater, she gets grossed out and throws it away
>I come back to the living room and my friend just told me that he fucked the other girl who was a fat redhead, and she farted on his dick
>he grabs a carton of eggs out of my fridge
>we walk outside and egg their car
>walk back inside and tell they have to leave now
>they walk outside, then come back inside and asked if we egged their car
>tell them it was their jealous friend
>they look very hurt, and dissapointed. They know we are bullshitting them
>they awkwardly get in their car and leave
>me and my friend dry heave thinking about their disgusting naked bodies

>>38583882
it wasn't funny anon, just sad.

>>38585665
>complete junkie degenrate
>smoking weed

>>38584699
End your pathetic excuse of a life already

>>38581837
makes me tear up picturing that little 8 yr old girl

>>38578918
i had similar situation
>Be me in class, sitting with my friend
>the mentally challenged girl is walking around class
>she touches aour desk
>my friend gets angry and goes full berserk
>he double kicks her in the chest
>ribs broken
>i laugh very hard
it was in elementary school if someone cares

>>38585629
haha i know right like he called a retard a faggot!!! got him!!!

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>>38584802
Arthur, is that you?

>>38578113
>Be me
>Middle school
>Best friend is a qt grill
>Slowly fall in love with her
>Somehow she feels the same
>Find out my family is moving across the country for my dad's job
>I tell her and then see her just breaking down at an awards assembly
>She felt the same way about the the whole time and tells me so
>Spend the summer before I move talking to each other every day, falling deeper and deeper in hyperemotional, hormonal, pubescent love
>After the move as I'm trying to adjust to my new home and her devotion to me starts to get annoying
>One day abruptly break it off and block her
>A few years later she told me that she went through mental and emotional problems from what I did
I'm such a fucking prick and I deserve to be alone for the rest of my life. Sometimes I want to reconnect with her but I know we have nothing in common and I'd probably just cause her pain if I reentered her life
The worst part is that being with her was so easy and effortless because we were so compatible and in tune with one another. Years later I have yet to feel that pure, innocent affection for another girl
>Tl;dr: Ghosted a girl who was in love with me after moving across the country, probably singlehandedly destroyed her innocence

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>>38585665
>can't help but chuckle a bit
edgy
>being this retarded
>of course smoking weed
>fucking egging
What are you, middleschoolers on a halloween night?

>>38583973
you were really awful to that girl. i hope you've changed.

>>38579372
you're a weak, worthless beta male. don't reproduce.

>>38585810
Yeah of course it was retarded, this was high scool

Are you aware this is a cringe thread?

>edgy

I still chuckle thinking about her "ATTEMPTING SOOICIDE". Either fucking do it or don't holy shit. Stupid attention whores.

>>38580181
look guys i just finished my first day of psych 101
absolutely moronic

>>38585665
you are mean.

very mean

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>>38585640
Look who replied again.
This is my world. I'm just merciful enough to let you live in it.

>>38579372
Wow. You are such an unbelievably selfish cunt.

>>38580652
bleeding heart child lul

>>38585898
Yeah I'm pretty nice now though

I can't believe I did any of that shit.

>10th grade
>Slept over at a friend's house
>He got us started playing truth or dare
>He dared me to strip, piece by piece each dare
>About halfway through he dared me to let him massage me
>I'm just giving him random bullshit dares because I'm like wtf
>Don't know why I actually went through with it
>Grabbed a blanket and wrapped it around me
>Dared me to flash him, I think, don't really remember
>Possibly did it?
>Either way, put my clothes back on because I was disgusted (he was not attractive)
>(That was actually a pretty big issue - I was just beginning to realize that I liked {SOME very specific} guys {as well as girls}, and so I wanted to do something, but not with him because he was an uggo)
>He whips out his dick
>Also VERY uggo
>sadface
>Starts jacking it
>Tells me to do it
>I say no
>Keeps telling me to do it
>I keep saying no
>Keeps trying to get me to do it
>I start looking up JewTube videos and shit of people saying no
>Keeps harassing me about it, trying to bargain with me and shit
>It's been literally over five or ten minutes right now
>It's 3:00AM or so and we're in his basement
>I'm just feeling super fucking harassed
>Keep trying to say no
>He keeps telling, asking, begging, pleading, requesting, demanding, wanting me to jack him off (probably more than that, desu)
>Try to go to sleep
>He's harassing me about it
>Don't really feel safe sleeping
>Keeps asking
>I'm like fuck dude I'm fucking tired
>Keeps asking
>FFS
>I grab his ugly dick and stroke it for about four seconds, give or take
>Say yeah, fuck that, I'm done
>He goes and finishes
>Comes back all sad and remorseful
>Oh fuck you bitch, you weren't feeling guilty the whole ten minutes to half a fucking hour that you were harassing me, now were you?
>So you can feel bad
>Go to sleep
>Leave in the morning
>Don't hang out with him for a good while
>Parents start harassing me, asking why we're not hanging out
>I'm like, it's nothing, leave me be
>They push
Cont.

>>38585582
That was my first post in this thread, retard. I wasn't even condoning the guys actions.

>>38586108
>I'm like fuck off (not in those words, but yeah)
>They insist
>I keep trying to say no
>They keep pushing back
>It's not like it's important to teach your child that (s)he can say no at any time to things - noooo, that couldn't possibly be important. Teaching them that they have bodily autonomy could never do any good. Make sure that they know that their 'no' is worthless. They have to be entirely clear that people will keep asking for something over and over, even though you've said no, and in the end you'll just be forced to acquiesce and say yes. That could never ever, ever go wrong and cause something entirely awful to happen! No way!!
>They start to threaten me with all kinds of ridiculously severe punishments for being 'disrespectful' or some shit
>Tell them I'm not comfortable sharing the reason
>They don't give a fuck
>Tell them I REALLY don't want to do that
>I'm not even remotely comfortable with it, and I'll take whatever punishment they think I deserve (fuckers)
>I forget what exactly they did, but they pulled some real fucked up shit on me, some real messed up stuff, and forced me to tell them
>So I did
>Suddenly EVERYONE IN MY FUCKING FAMILY KNEW
>So yeah
>That's a thing
>(I just realized something. I've been harboring a hatred for my parents over the last couple of years, but I didn't consciously know why. I just knew that I couldn't stand them. But now I know. It's this. It's because they forced me to tell them, and then my mother spread it to my aunt who told the ENTIRE FUCKING EXTENDED FAMILY. Just like my mother told my aunt all of my other private medical records - mostly psych shit, but not 100%; there was some other /////EXTREMELY PRIVATE///// shit included in there as well - and what do you know, all of THAT got completely spread around, as well. I was forced to give my mother that info, too. So that's why I hate them. Glad I figured it out)
>It becomes a whole big thing, and the friendship (of 10+ years) was rekt
>Am bcum depres:(

>>38586108
are you male or female?

If male, how are there so many creepy faggots everywhere? Shit

>>38582341
confirmed pathetic nigger

>>38585364
you wouldn't look like such a child
dish faggot if you didn't need to demonstrate your pathetic obsession with anime

>>38585909
lol

Road Chap

>>38586149
Male (male)
And I dunno man. It was fucked up

>>38584016
I understand, anon. And I'm very sorry that happened to you. Are you sure it was laziness? Doesn't sound like laziness. Sounds like depression to me. Most people, regardless of how lazy they are, would go see someone in a hospital. It takes extraordinary circumstances to prevent that ime

>>38584130
What is up with this meme? Seriously

>>38580104
It was in this thread: >>>/v/384942472

>>38578113
That's just retsrded a in. Why would you put your dick into a bone-filled, decaying , crushed carcass?
It wouldn't even have an orifice, you'd just be inserting your dick into a wound.

>>38583973
Yeah hi rape my fucking asshole boy. I need you to rape me and make me choke on your cum. I want your essence

>>38584802
lol well we know where you got it from, jfc

>>38578918
You're worse because you caused suffering to a living creature

>>38585176
Which side? This is very important, and it makes a lot of difference lmao

>>38585364
That includes you, too, now lmao

>>38579593
Lol you fucking loser

Passing filter

>>38580152
It's just a dog man

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>buy pizza online for delivery
>Pizza arrives
>Answer the door
>Doesn't ask for a tip as not burger
>We normally tip anyway
>I don't tip
>instead in spit at him and throw poo in his face
>he gets mad for some reason
>he should be honored
>I slam door on his nose
>he is ko
>I sit on his face, do ass to mouth
>take all his clothes
>apply cooked spaghetti all over his penis area
>stick a toothbrush us anus
>go back in an enjoy pizza

>>38585634
LMAO

laboureurs antony

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Dog dont not done a bad thing

>>38582733
Did similar things 100+ times from eighth grade to junior year

>>38586509
MAke me secretly suck your Cummies out little boy i want to be your cum daddy and you will rape me mmm oh I so fucking horny please tell me you live near me in California and like diapers I love drinking pee from them

>>38578113
>be me really pissed some roastie rolled on a weapon I actually needed
>guild members take her side because they are beta orbiters
>pissed as fuck irl
>raiding
>see her not even using the item
>call her a swedish cunt
>at last boss
>mum unplugs my PC with the vacuum
>push her and call her a dumb peasant bitch
>she starts crying

only felt bad after 5 years when I remembered the incident
Now I feel bad because I was a spoiled dumb baby boy.

>>38578113
Gimme some bird sex tips
>>38579598
I consider fucking a retard to be be marginally more faggy than fucking a crow
Sorry anon

>>38583882
Faggots like that deserve it to a degree

>>38583973
Imagine being this much of a fucking loser haha

>>38585176
I knew a guy in middle school but did this to his MOM's toothbrush, thinking back on it holy shit he was fuckign edgy. To be fair his mom was a divorced slut who I imagine was also a shitty parent - still that's fucked up

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>>38586246
Once again another faggot that doesn't know what fucking website he's on.

>>38583283
worthless nigger

>>38583973
a seriously worthless degenerate human. no better than a nigger.

>>38578113

when i was young i didnt know better and forced my cock into a mouth of my frind

when i was 24 sent a resume to a good family friend to get reviewed but accidently sent him gay porn. because a nigerian scammer emailed me like a month ealier asking for a resume for some fake job so i created one and filledit with gay porn ust to fuck with him. fucked up part is his son is gay

>>38586529
lol wtf, i live in washington. pretty close to cali tho

>deleted my brothers wow char
>was complicit when friends were bullying the gay kid(didn't participate but didnt do anything either)
>stole a bunch of beer from the same grocery store, srsly like me and my friend stole hundreds if not a thousand dollars worth of alcohol from this place
that's about it, I'm not really a mean person and it takes an incredible amount to get me angry

>>38578113
>be 15
>sitting alone at lunch
>preppy bitch Stacy and her friend sit across from me, out of what I could gather was pity
>ask why I'm not sitting with other people
>"I like sitting alone"
>"okay lol haha :)))"
>won't take the hint
>they get up eventually to get ketchup or some shit
>pour their milks into their food
>blame it on chad
>say he and his buddies told me "not to tell"
>they go over to yell at chad
>grab own lunch, begin to walk to another empty table
>see Stacy left her purse
>take 10 bucks and her lipstick
>leave
I like sitting alone

>>38586825
damn, fucking savage m8

>>38586839
They ended up trying to do this 2 more times
What's up with normies being self-righteous like this anyways?

>>38585665
edgy child

>>38586146
found the Facebook liberal

When I was 12 I was dating my best friends little sister and I used to spend the night at his house all the time to be around her. One night they both fell asleep and I pulled her shirt up and put cheerios in her belly button.

>>38586674
it's le 4chin that somehow makes anime cool Xp
it's still for faggots, regardless of the fact this is a weebsite
post more 2d girls, kiddo

>>38578113
>just white people things
Fucking hell, anon.

>>38586888
trying to be nice to the obese autistic child who has never had friends is self righteous?

>>38586998
fucking animals is a third world savage thing, not a white thing.

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>>38579165
>Anon? Yeah, I remember him. We met in the forest one day... He doesn't even bother to call back on his old amigos.

>>38580330
>the fact that you had this moment of clarity which stopped you from finishing the act says something about your character

I think that the story went a tad bit far before this moment..

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>>38579598
h-heh good thing you didn't go through with it anon

>>38587034
And yet here OP is.
And what about britbongs and their sheep-fucking habits? And white women and dogs? And white men and horses?

>>38587078
And niggers and anything in Africa?
And sand niggers and anything in the middle east?

>>38581006
>Because others did it and no one stopped me it wasn't bad
Shit ethics anon, you cheated to get what you have.

>>38587091
>And niggers and anything in Africa?
>And sand niggers and anything in the middle east?
Why haven't I heard of this, but I've heard about about whites with their dog, horse and dead crow "loving"? The jews?
Just face it anon, bestialfags are gross caucasoids.

>>38587012
>obese
I was skeletal
>autistic
I'm completely neurotypical
>has never had friends
I never felt the need for them

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>at the time lived in new york city
>friends and I were chilling on a roof to some apartment building
>notice some guy in an alley below us taking out some trash
>decide to throw shit at him
>see some cans and drop them
>miss all of them
>we need something heavier
>a full unopened paint can catches my eye
>my friends are literally in tears at this point just from thinking of the outcome
>grab it and drop it
>hits this dude on the shoulder and he immediately falls to the ground
>we all book it downstairs and out of the building tears in our eyes literally laughing so hard we begin falling on the ground
>we turn the corner and see a bunch of people looking into an alley
>laughterstops.jpg
>we join them and see the dude covered in paint and bleeding
>he was still sort of moving and groaning so we didn't kill this dude at least
>we all walk back to the park and sit on bench in complete silence before talking about how crazy it was
>none of us got in trouble but we never went to that roof again

>>38587109
>Why haven't I heard of this
What is AIDS you absolute fucking ponce

>>38586355
It might have been, as I am depressed, but I can't tell anymore. I got used to his frequent health issues as he always pulled through well, I guess I took it too lightly, never considered something would happen to him.

>>38587115
AIDs came from eating a monkey or otherwise interacting with its blood, not fucking one.

>>38582427
I have a friend who's a fucking idiot and thinks he's really cool for getting away with drunk riving and texting while driving, how do I convince him to stop?

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>>38587148
BAHAHAHAHAHA
oh man

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>>38582239
Hahahaha thats fucked anon

>>38587167
http://www.thebody.com/Forums/AIDS/SafeSex/Q8781.html
>Realistically speaking, it would be highly unlikely that SIV could have made it's way from monkeys into people through sexual contact. The chances of a person being capable of having sex with a monkey (through intercourse, giving oral sex, etc.) is highly unlikely.

>>38587166
slip something into his drink and make sure he dies before he kills someone on the road

>be me, 16
>sex deprivised, dumb
>sneak out with sister(12) who promised to help me
>hang out with a guy and his friend in the car, sis in front, Me in back
>end up fucking the guy in the back of the car, sis in front
>got really high
>chill outside in the middle of winter with barely any clothes
>sister inside the car fucking the 18yo
>truck ends up pulling up, fucking run to get into the car mid sex
>face slammed into car door, bloody, sis naked front seat
>rush to drive out, truck follows
>reach railroad track, jump it
>end up driving at 100miles to get away
>continue to smoke weed
>end up getting back home and sleeping
I wonder, wtf

>>38579598
Should have fucked her.You pussy

>>38583973
Glad everything came to bite you in the ass you faggot

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>>38587238
Actually, AIDS probably came from chimps
Pic related, 10 minutes with an enraged chimpanzee

>>38585957
>>38580152
>>38581254
Oh no god forbid Anon leaves some shitty animal who obviously can't be trained in a place where it won't bug people

>>38582064
Drugs are shit before, today and forever. Take responsibility

I guess I've done some awful shit, but what comes to mind right now is something my mom did
I'm just gonna greentext this as if I'm her because I don't know how well greentext comes out in third person

>be 17
>have dubious quality home life
>have job at grocery store I think
>older man starts talking to me
>he's really nice
>asks me on a date
>go on date
>he's a great guy
>date him for a year
>graduate high school
>Old Man bf (32) wants me to move in with him
>be stupid teenage girl and think I really know someone after only a year
>move in with him
>he wants to marry me
>I guess we should since we live together
>get married
>he wants me to get off birth control
>be stupid and do it
>he really wants a kid
>guess I do too
>I like kids fine
>I guess I may as well start now
>get pregnant pretty fast
>pregnancy almost lost at five months
>husband weirdly callous about considering how bad he wanted it
>bed rest until delivery
>have to deliver a month and a half early
>baby actually does pretty fine for a premee
>comes home a month later
>things are fine
>nothing exciting
>the romance is already dead
>I hate to admit it but I don't really feel much for the kid
>I guess I love him, I don't really know
>I guess this is just grown up life though
>it's not bad, it's certainly better than home
>next four years are eventless save for son jumping off the porch and breaking his little baby teeth when he landed
>husband gets more distant over time
>son turns five
>husband seems suddenly interested in the both of us
>okay cool, he probably just wasn't sure of himself being a parent or something
>at least he stayed, my dad didn't
>husband spends a lot of time with our boy finally
>have free time since husband wants "father son bonding time"
>guess I'll just go be alone then
>start going to different hole-in-the-wall restaurants/diners in the city
>make a few casual friends along the way
>make one really good friend
>really old guy, immigrated here from Italy in 1924

cont

>>38587244
What? I dont get what happened.

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>>38583702
>>tell her i cheated on her with her friend
>>she breaks doen crying
>>lolwhatthefuckidontwanttodealwiththis.jpg


Hahaha what the fuck did you expect?

>>38579914
When i was in 6th grade i broke some girl's arm with a clarinet case because i thought she was laughing at me