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The autist Android would get it too

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>>38573963
surprise surprise 31

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>>38573963
mfw death of the union is nigh

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>>38574032
>She covers up both Ls so it says CIA

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>>38574005
she would prefer the jail bait kiddo senpai

>>38574037

Let's hope so!


unroginaln

>>38574035
Its like we got the dystopia angle just right but without the cool technology and androids to counter balance the misery.

>>38574032
Think you can do better than this lad

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Don't smoke Opium

not working tomorow
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>>38574102
Join my cult Xi

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Smoke Opium

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Anyone fancy getting a kebab?

- Our Gaz

Going to put a game into my portfolio sometime within the next 365 days desu lads
What sort of game should I make, or what themes?

>>38574168
i unironically want to smoke opium but it's impossible to get

>>38574207
Just smoke heroin then.

>>38574207
wait until remembrance day then get some poppies

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Zhongguo best guo


unoriginallly

>>38574144
probably knocked up by one of the normies lurking in britfeel

>>38574220
way too addictive not a chance

in bed lads - comfy

>>38574240
the most patriotic high ever

>>38574249
But pure opium wouldnt be? Addiction is mostly a meme you can smoke heroin occasionally without needing it all the time.

>>38574294
>But pure opium wouldnt be?
Much, much less do than diamorphine.

>>38574294
opium is much weaker than heroin

>>38574247
>tfw knew chongqing because my mum lived there for a year volunteering

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>>38574285
>>38574240
This gave me a right giggle

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>>38574168
nah lad sell it

harry potter on itv lads

>>38574379
Why not tell your followers on tumblr? They will care.

>>38574379
why do people like harry potter?

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>>38574347
Of course, lad

Smoke Opium, you foul chinese

Just had the first half of my postcode come in the captcha.
Feeling weird. Had a sign I've walked past a few months ago.

Abe, get out here and take your fellow Chink leader away with you.

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>>38574407
beats me desu.I've never seen the point of it

Lad, we're all in your head. You are not who you think you are. You are currently in a special unit for mentally ill people who are stuck in their own heads. You're basically in a coma for all intents and purposes.

is it possible to OD on opium

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>>38574449

You wanna say that again m8?

>>38574502
nah my imagination would of giving me better than this shit life

>>38574005
Autist android got a stupid program update that turns her into a stacy.

Dumbest character development ever. Should've just kept her slowly evolving.

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>>38574521
Back off lad. We went over this already.

- Kev xx

>>38574407
Because they read it as kids and it was a book/film series for many years of their lives. Also lesbian tumblr users.

>have a private conversation about shaving with someone in front of my computer
>open up a website that I have allowed ads on
>shaving equipment appears as an advert

I'm going to rip the microphone out of this computer.

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>>38574521
>tfw hard knock was a faceless man
wasn't sure whether he would really live up to all of hype, but I'm scared as fuck now.

a couple of years ago someone posted a thread on /tv/ about old citv and cbbc. someone made a stream and about 15 people joined. we spent all night talking and watching mostly chucklevision. it was the most fun and i was the most social i've ever been in my life. i wish i kept in contact with those lads

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Anyone here afraid to type what they really want because they are afraid of getting prosecuted or something idk man, I have this irrational fear that the guberment is watching me and if I type what I really want I could get done, this is completely irrational r-right lads? its just that recently with all of this news of theresa wanting to form a new internet and the fact that the government can see all of our internet history its got me paranoid.

Lads, my willy is too big what do I do?!

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>>38574558
I've not reached that bit yet. The whole show seems fairly rushed with stuff like that though.

>tfw the Chinese intelligence services get confused as to why a small group of young NEETs from Yingguo are obsessed with President Xi

>>38574584
Did you watch zzzap! too? I loved that show.

>>38574614
Not him but I did. Was weird shit

>>38574613
>tfw you got a tap on the shoulder from an elderly asian man whilst out in town yesterday
w-was he trying to recruit me?

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>>38574628
>>38574614

I never saw the barcode, I only saw the eye once

>>38574628
They could make an adult special where smarty arty gets a handjob from the handymen.

>>38574575
or you could turn if off in the settings

I'm tempted to look up that girl from Zzzap who always cheated or was a bully or something but she's probably a crackwhore now.

>>38574679
He's laying in bed and is fapping when he gets an idea, why not draw a glory hole?

>>38574697

Daisy dares you

>>38574690
Not good enough these days, everything has a backdoor and could still be used without your knowledge.

Intel CPU's have a backdoor that lets the government access the contents of RAM when the computer is in sleep.

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>>38574668
Used to have some really good 90's British discussion on /v/ of all places a few years ago.

>>38574697
Sophie Alfred?

>>38574587
as long as you don't say anything bad about a race, islam, a politician, a footballer or tell anyone to kill themselves then you'll be fine.

>>38574757
She was in doctor who too as "Ace" with doctor number 7.

>>38574755

>tfw they go to the sewage plant

"It's call poo cake, not the kind you'd like toe eat!"

>>38574726
That's it lad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7iTB6iO1VH4

>>38574757
>>38574773
Oh wait no, she was actually Mini the magician when Neil buchanan (smarty arty) left.

>>38574742
what would anyone bother doing that to you?

>>38574762
s-so they do spy on us?

>>38574773
Indeed. One of the better ones at that.

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>>38574755
P-Please tell me the doggo from Come Outside is still alive.

>>38574809
Better to be safe than sorry, its a matter of principle.

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>>38574826
Dog died years ago lad.

Have some vintage Vorderman.

>never cover up webcam
>freely wank and take drugs in front of it
Fuck it I hope some one is watching

>>38574839
Imagine how bad the gender pay gap was back then.

>>38574831
what do you mean a matter of principle.

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>>38574839
Goddamnit why can't we genetically engineer doggos so that they live as long as humans. That way when you're born your parents can buy you a doggo that will be with you your whole life.

>>38574668
there used to be this weird program like zap, but it on itv at like 3am.

it would just show random images and words, like "square ball" "blue triangle"

>>38574793
What about Cuthbert Lilly? He was like a gay Mr Bean https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uh6qDbvfer4

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>>38574865
Don't know, but I bet you Fred was smashing Carol off camera.

Does anyone remember this game from primary school?

>>38574873
No government has the right to spy on people using unsuspecting backdoors.

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>>38574874
I know how you feel bud ;_;

Life is just dang cruel

>>38574606
It does have a few holes but it's still good.

By the way, your favourite girl there is actually about 22-23.

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>>38574839

>tfw the cheeky cunt gareth married violet berlin

Would still smash her backdoors into oblivion I swear.

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>>38574909
Thanks for that new image.

1After this there was a feast of the Jews; and Jesus went up to Jerusalem.
2Now there is at Jerusalem by the sheep market a pool, which is called in the Hebrew tongue Bethesda, having five porches.
3In these lay a great multitude of impotent folk, of blind, halt, withered, waiting for the moving of the water.
4For an angel went down at a certain season into the pool, and troubled the water: whosoever then first after the troubling of the water stepped in was made whole of whatsoever disease he had.
5And a certain man was there, which had an infirmity thirty and eight years.
6When Jesus saw him lie, and knew that he had been now a long time in that case, he saith unto him, Wilt thou be made whole?
7The impotent man answered him, Sir, I have no man, when the water is troubled, to put me into the pool: but while I am coming, another steppeth down before me.
8Jesus saith unto him, Rise, take up thy bed, and walk.
9And immediately the man was made whole, and took up his bed, and walked: and on the same day was the sabbath.
10The Jews therefore said unto him that was cured, It is the sabbath day: it is not lawful for thee to carry thy bed.
11He answered them, He that made me whole, the same said unto me, Take up thy bed, and walk.
12Then asked they him, What man is that which said unto thee, Take up thy bed, and walk?
13And he that was healed wist not who it was: for Jesus had conveyed himself away, a multitude being in that place.
14Afterward Jesus findeth him in the temple, and said unto him, Behold, thou art made whole: sin no more, lest a worse thing come unto thee.
15The man departed, and told the Jews that it was Jesus, which had made him whole.
16And therefore did the Jews persecute Jesus, and sought to slay him, because he had done these things on the sabbath day.
17But Jesus answered them, My Father worketh hitherto, and I work.

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>>38574874
My dog had to get put down in June, put her in because she wasn't feeling well, was told she needs to go NOW - hour later she was gone in my arms
cried like a bitch lads

>>38574935
i agree that its wrong but they're still gona do it.

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>>38574964
Always wanted a piece of Mel tbqh.

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I'd eat that whole.

>>38574969
kek, Cuthbert is a robot at heart.

Take a look at season 1's tricky dicky from 2:08 on wards, he used to creep me out as a child.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8i4DOPFTFU

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>>38574977
This is why I refuse to buy another pet. Its too horrible when they die.

>>38574977
my dog is fit and healthy but he's almost 13. i dread the day when he finally kicks the bucket.

>>38574974
18Therefore the Jews sought the more to kill him, because he not only had broken the sabbath, but said also that God was his Father, making himself equal with God.
19Then answered Jesus and said unto them, Verily, verily, I say unto you, The Son can do nothing of himself, but what he seeth the Father do: for what things soever he doeth, these also doeth the Son likewise.
20 For the Father loveth the Son, and sheweth him all things that himself doeth: and he will shew him greater works than these, that ye may marvel.
21 For as the Father raiseth up the dead, and quickeneth them; even so the Son quickeneth whom he will.
22 For the Father judgeth no man, but hath committed all judgment unto the Son:
23 That all men should honour the Son, even as they honour the Father. He that honoureth not the Son honoureth not the Father which hath sent him.
24 Verily, verily, I say unto you, He that heareth my word, and believeth on him that sent me, hath everlasting life, and shall not come into condemnation; but is passed from death unto life.
25 Verily, verily, I say unto you, The hour is coming, and now is, when the dead shall hear the voice of the Son of God: and they that hear shall live.
26 For as the Father hath life in himself; so hath he given to the Son to have life in himself;
27 And hath given him authority to execute judgment also, because he is the Son of man.
28 Marvel not at this: for the hour is coming, in the which all that are in the graves shall hear his voice,
29 And shall come forth; they that have done good, unto the resurrection of life; and they that have done evil, unto the resurrection of damnation.
30 I can of mine own self do nothing: as I hear, I judge: and my judgment is just; because I seek not mine own will, but the will of the Father which hath sent me.
31 If I bear witness of myself, my witness is not true.
32 There is another that beareth witness of me; and I know that the witness which he witnesseth of me is true.

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>bud

ah

>>38575059

2:51

It's tilde

>>38575059
I'm sure those magic hands gave me a weird fetish. Wouldn't mind a HJ from them tbqh.

Smart Arty is Neil Buchanan from Art Attack.

>>38574997

Do you remember the paintballing show on bravo? There was a woman on that with huge tits and pigtails

god what a babe.

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>>38575102
>p1

ah

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>>38575118
I remember one on channel 4 called X-Fire.

>>38575059
>Written and produced by Neil Buchanan

>>38575067
I sort of want another dog to get some familiarity back, sometimes I'll get an urge to take the dog for a walk "because it's getting late and she will need to go" or I'll reach out for her in the night because she sleeps next to my bed etc
>>38575068
Mine was a week from 11. She had a super bad infection in her uterus and we had no idea because she was a trooper.
Just keep check for lumps and if he's acting funny/unusual to normal and you won't be hit by any surprises

is it normal to fall in and out of love with something that is basically your passion?

Does anyone remember the Sky Analog channel TNT?

They had a brilliant theme tune during their downtime hours

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>>38574938
Figures. Must be rewarding playing a literal child when you're in your 20's

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>>38575118
don't know but you reminded me of Melinda messenger

>>38575163
I wish mine was still here because shitposting with him sitting next to me was comfy as fug. I also loved how he was really excited when I got home from work. Made it feel like I was actually wanted.

>>38575118
oh yeah it was called crossfire or somthing like that

enland more like the middle eastr

>>38575059
>2:35
Its like one of us lot creeping around the house.

>>38575142
>X-Fire
Missed this first time around. Looks classic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2EtSuy3mMrY

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>>38575204
Literally know that feel to the max.
She was my best and most faithful friend no matter what happened or how things were
Sometimes she would sit on my lap whilst I was on the computer haha

>>38575118
found it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykZkGvx5BDo

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>>38575224

Just googled it was Mission Paintball.

Total fucking babe. Especially when they'd pelt the fuck out of her.

>>38575224
Holy shit bud I used to love that show, I didn't see a single episode where they finished the final level.

Were they able to buy a minigun like paintball gun or am I imagining that?
They should so bring it back.

>>38575103
kek, who is Tilde anyway and where did he come from?

>>38575107
>>38575154
Neil has a metal band too so maybe he's seen some handy shit on tour.

>>38575059
that crazy nigga huffing nitrous balloons

>>38575091
33 Ye sent unto John, and he bare witness unto the truth.
34 But I receive not testimony from man: but these things I say, that ye might be saved.
35 He was a burning and a shining light: and ye were willing for a season to rejoice in his light.
36 But I have greater witness than that of John: for the works which the Father hath given me to finish, the same works that I do, bear witness of me, that the Father hath sent me.
37 And the Father himself, which hath sent me, hath borne witness of me. Ye have neither heard his voice at any time, nor seen his shape.
38 And ye have not his word abiding in you: for whom he hath sent, him ye believe not.
39 Search the scriptures; for in them ye think ye have eternal life: and they are they which testify of me.
40 And ye will not come to me, that ye might have life.
41 I receive not honour from men.
42 But I know you, that ye have not the love of God in you.
43 I am come in my Father's name, and ye receive me not: if another shall come in his own name, him ye will receive.
44 How can ye believe, which receive honour one of another, and seek not the honour that cometh from God only?
45 Do not think that I will accuse you to the Father: there is one that accuseth you, even Moses, in whom ye trust.
46 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me.
47 But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

>>38575292
>Neil has a metal band
Aye. I saw him live and had some banter with him after. It's actually a pretty good band.

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Lads have you ever heard anyone irl say "Get off work". Like "When do you get off work"?
It's said by a lot of non native English speakers, I've never heard a native say it.

I'd use "When do you finish work".

>>38574826
why would you think the dog is still alive after all these years?

>>38575325

I hear it constantly in soaps, never IRL

>>38575270
Fucks sake the feels. My lad would also sit in my lap but he was massive so I'd have to move him after about 10 minutes.

>>38575335
Blind hope.

>>38575325

Yes, countless thousands of times by native English speakers.

>>38575325
Yes. I use it all the time. Hear a bunch of native Brits use it.

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anyone /brainiac/ here?

>>38575320
Did he try and play a tricky on your dicky with his handymen?

>>38575279
>>38575275
yes! memories flooding back that was an awesome show!

the thread is actually worth reading and i've got to get up early for waging, shame lads.

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>>38575369
Is it a yankism? doesn't seem like correct English.

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Anyone remember Bits?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6mcf9t3GFw

>>38575375

She was the first time I ever thought "She's only here for eye candy" during a TV show

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anyone else watch these gilfs. i loved this show

>>38575408
definitely yes, still would

>>38575406
No idea. Maybe its regional.

>>38575376
I bloody wish tbqh.

>>38575445
The one on the right at 1:45
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSwJfxw-reM

>>38575418
>"when do you get off?
In the bedroom usually. Can't beat a bit of hallway wanking though lad.

>>38575434
I love shows like that, anything that involves dirty homes and hoarders being cleaned really gets my OCD juices flowing.

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>>38575353
:( We don't deserve doggos desu
>>38575325
"When are you off work?, when do you get off? whens your shift done?" is my common lingo
>>38575418
FOY.
but also yes

>>38575375
i loved that show it had so many memeable lines in it
>will it float
>you can stop rock an roll with ...

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>>38574851
>current year
>not covering your webcam with sellotape and scribbliing over the camera lens with a marker pen

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YOU ARE WELCOME TO GRIZZLY TALES FOR GRUESOME KIDS

I'm going to watch I, Daniel Blake for the first time, I hear its meant to be good.

>>38575408
>Anyone remember Bits?
Yup. That and Vids if anyone recalls

Won't lie to you all lads but this has probably being one of the most fun and comfy threads in a while.

>>38575513
I remember wanting the whole show to be animated like the intro, found the actual stories to be disappointing.

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>>38575513
Fuuuuuuck, Zzap, crossfire and now this.
Too much nostalgia.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3OMEWH8vilU

>tfw there are people here who weren't born when this was released

>>38575549
aye but it was still good watching, used to love watching it just before my mum picked me up from my childminder

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>>38575513
>tfw I was too scared to watch it
>watched it once
>some kid turned into wood because he bullied a tree
>realised these stories were not spooky at all

Has anyone every used one of these ;

What are they fore?

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not a british show but i loved it. much better than goosebumps.

Lads I feel like a twat walking into pubs as a 5'9 18 year old.

>>38575594
>some kid turned into wood because he bullied a tree
fuck off that shit is spooky as fuck

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Xi has just popped in again, and he's put on a little bit of weight. I put a bit more food and water out for him.

He crept in without me even noticing before I went to get up for some crisps and saw him sat next to me

>>38575406

Nope. It's an example of how anecdotal evidence can effectively perception.

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>>38575619
more so than the lonely 45 - 70 year olds? nobody gives a shit mate. >tfw 5'10.5 manlet too

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HAVE YOU EVER?
EVER FELT LIKE THIS
GAVE STRANGE THINGS HAPPEN
ARE YA GOING ROUND THE TWIST

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPxJ6RR40ZU

That episode with the cabbage patch babby

Anyone else?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPJ5yRO5OnQ

>>38575595
They you can use it to put two closely related sentences together instead of having two sentences. You can also use it for lists that have embedded clauses in them. And you use it to end lines in some programming languages

Watching some old episodes of Bits and it's such a weird Geeky/Lad crossover show. Makes me wish we could have that late 90s to early 00's period once again. Nowdays it would be deemed sexist or something.

>have the same name as a former child TV star
>look a bit like them but grown up
>random people keep adding me on normanbook thinking I'm him

How do I milk this situation?

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ONCE I ROSE ABOVE THE NOISE AND CONFUSION
JUST TO GET A GLIMPSE BEYOND THIS ILLUSION
I WAS SOARING EVER HIGHER, BUT I FLEW TOO HIGH

THOUGH MY EYES COULD SEE I STILL WAS A BLIND MAN
THOUGH MY MIND COULD THINK I STILL WAS A MAD MAN
I HEAR THE VOICES WHEN I'M DREAMING,
I CAN HEAR THEM SAY

CARRY ON MY WAYWARD SON,
THERE'LL BE PEACE WHEN YOU ARE DONE

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>>38575659
>the episode where he makes out with his sister

>>38575576

You have a very good taste in music lad

>>38575679
Get nudes obviously and make up stories about tv execs touching you in places they shouldn't.

>>38575659
HO FUCK i know this but i dont know where from!!!

>>38575679
kill yourself and then people will think he did it

Do you think Bernard is a pervert now that he's grown up? Do you think he sneaks into female changing rooms and watches people getting changed and fucks them?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JepdnWy28Ds

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bed? BED?
we're never going to bed cause we're

PARTY ROCKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PARTY ROCKERS UNITE AND START SHUFFLING!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>38575716
Fucking goody two shoes never made the most of that thing

life is empty to be honest.

>only just realised the new thread was up cos I was arguing with some cunt in the old one
What's new boys?

>>38575451
Ok so basically, thanks to how it's constructed there is zero noise whatsoever. Like I plug it in and hear the same silence as unplugged until I play something. Signal to noise ratio is very high, 124db.

Paired with good headphones the sound quality is pristine, I compared it to my laptop and it's much better. Great drivers and software, comes with an excellent equaliser program and has other things too like setting the angles for surround sound.

Also comes with this great desk gizmo that has a crystal clear mic, volume control, and lots of headphone plugs.

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Creative-Blaster-Audiophile-Performance-Headphone/dp/B00B1R2AFE

I got it as a Christmas present for my 20th from my dad, who is an audiophile as in 2K vinyl setup with tube amps etc. I would not have bought it personally but eh it is really great.

>>38575738
nah lad, it's just us. clearly all of those normies found something worthwhile to do.

>>38575732
Clearly why he got the watch, cause they knew the cunt wouldn't use it to steal or fuck people.

>>38575725
fuck off man, I struggled to drive with that track blasting in my head

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>>38575754
>tfw fell for the external Dac/Amp meme. Luckily I bought the most entry level one, I think it'll be very useful if I had to use a laptop

>>38575738
have you eaten anything today?

>it's the early 2000's
>school disco time
>HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY BABYYYYYY UHH AHH I WANNA KNOW

>>38575696
>20 years a song like that could get to number 1
>these days it wouldn't even chart

>>38575836
I still listen to that sometimes.

this is a long shot but dose anyone remember stop it and tidy up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pbIriBC60U

how did you find /britfeel/ lenlad?

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>tfw I have breasts

Only just noticed desu. Feels good though~

maybe its just because yank birds love the british accient but they always seem more engaging than British girls. most british girls i talk to online are really fucking boring and give one word replies.

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If your school was on this. Fucking fuck off.

>>38575861
One night I was bored and clicking through all the boards I never visit and found this

>>38575905
>tfw my school AND year was on this show
>wasn't included

;_;

>>38575893
Obligatory post tits

>>38575899
>"hahahaha ( : XD"
If you get replies liek that its because they are too busy talking to Chad.

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>>38573963
This is my favourite edition.

>>38575893
I didn't want to know this tilde. This is a rather personal and private thing to be sharing so openly don't you think?

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my conclusion:
running 5k with a belly full of pizza...
bad idea

pleasant night though

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What do you lads think of SMTV coming back?

>>38575893
>keep talking about clothes, make up and body
>leaves us hanging
not comfy tbqh
>>38575905
this was fucking great

>>38575939
How else is he going to mine (You)s?

>>38575939
Don't pay him attention lad. We are having a comfy thread. Let's not ruin it with personalities trying to pull attention and arguments starting.

Post your favourite show as a kid.

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>>38575836
A ring ding ding ding d-ding baa aramba baa baa barooumba

WHATS GOING ON???

>>38575951
without the sex goddess that is cat dealy it wont be teh same

>>38575893
gyno is the worst man

>>38575985
Pretty sure she said she is up for doing it lad.

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Lets p-post desktops haha

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>>38574915
Anyone?!

dd

I have to hand it to you lads, this is another comfy follow up to saturday and depression friday. I'm proud of you my boys.
>>38575986
kek

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>>38575893
v-very cute lass

>>38575983
What happened to his willy?

>>38575932
i have used pictures of models before though and its still the same. they usually only put in effort if you're funny and im rarely in a humorous mood with women because they are so boring.

some lads are always in a fun mood so i bet they are just talking to someone else who appears more fun on text

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>>38576021
can you post that image for me to use? It's sick.
>tfw just re-installed so no wallpaper

>>38576031
Tilde isn't happy the thread isn't about him though and can't just join in the conversation.
I hope the boys pull through and just ignore it.

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Reeeeeeee why are these pissing things so fucking weak?

I've broken 4 of them in the space of a year by them falling from tables onto fucking carpet!

>>38575905
>ywn go on this show

Jungle run is another I remember desu

>>38575966
T-think pictures aren't something I can share with you all!

>tfw you will never be raped

>>38576064
Maybe stop letting them fall off tables

>>38576065
>T-think pictures aren't something I can share with you all
then shut up about it

>>38576057
Women are tiring to interact with imo, Its mostly a one way street and males are expected to be on their toes at all times.

If they are bored then its your fault.

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Gonna post some old shows. Get some discussion going lads.

How is this lad not dead?

and now for another challenge
turning 20 without even holding hands with another girl tfw no sophie gf

>>38575406
Countless phrases aren't correct English and used by natives.

>>38576041
Ebin's gonna get a titwank now on his date

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Higher or Lower lads?

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>>38576114
oopsie forgot this

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anyone else watch this?

>>38576114


Be boring somewhere else.

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>>38575893
Do the lads at Greggs know about what you want to be?
Are they the type to ridicule you for it?

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>>38576114
>another girl
E-e-ever thought about doing it with a boy?

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Barely remember this one myself.

Remember C4 being pretty good for late night shows around this time.

>>38576135
didn't that guy hero?

>>38576114
only a couple more months and i'll finish that challenge

>>38576121
Go lower mate ...

>>38576109
He's like the queen, he can afford the best medical care money can buy.

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>>38576078
>tfw got choked with penis earlier today and vomited some spit because he went too deep

At least I think it was spit, fucking dickhead

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>met a girl who had the same facial structure as sophie
>tfw she was chubby so I didn't find her attractive

>>38576149

Yeah, he did. Hanged at a railway station IIRC

>>38576167
no? No you didn't? Stop lying on the internet you screw up and go outside.

>>38576114
I'll give you a suck m8 but iirc you're one of the few actual straights on here?

>>38576135
RIP Mark.
Always wanted a bit of Kirsten as a kid. Looking at her now though. Think I'd pass.

>>38576135
Oh I 'member.

>>38576146
And this one, member the intro song? I member!

>>38576114
>20

Wow, it's Iiterally nothing

>>38576174
fag, chubby girls are best

>>38576146
i slightly remember that being very crude but i liked it. it was like a predecessor to bo-sealecta

>>38576174

Did you rip one into her anyway?

>>38576130
I never realised how much of a 5head this gent had
Excellent morning before school show though

>>38576167
lucky boy

tell me more

>>38573963

>tfw on vacation for the rest of the week

MY NAME E

J
E
F
F

>>38576149
>>38576176
Yes, his suicide note was made out of macaroni and glitter.

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>>38576158
Let's make it a proper game.

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WONKEY DONKEY

anyone member this?

Always used to watch it before Pokemanz on Saturday!

>>38576149
didn't he kill her?

>>38576149
gf overdosed on drugs and then he hanged himself

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>>38576021

The taskbar retracts.

>>38576146
It wasn't that channel 4 had good programming back then, it was just that channel 4 were shitting out shows like nobodies business while the BBC was using its money to buy up yank shows.

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Aw Higher or Lower lads?

>>38576202
yeah, he looks way more southern european than I remember. I still remember the two minute clip that they used to run on repeat before cbbc started every morning.
>>38576222
I was too young to be told exactly what was going on
>>38576217
sad!
>>38576179
I'm not about that

>>38576143
Nobody irl knows about it so far.

Can't imagine how the greggs lads would react. Probably be nice and supportive but discuss it when I am not around.

>>38576114
Haha I've already won that challenge. But 20 is still very young. Plenty of time for you lad

Good show though. One of the better kids game shows for sure

>>38576217

Nah, was arrested for killing his bird (not the one in the show) but it wasn't him. She got so fucked up she got into an almost boiling bath and poached herself to death.

>>38576270
fair enough lad
if you change your mind I'll be here

>>38575408
>Google all 3 of the girls
>One comes up as almost an entire page of swimsuit shots

ANY OF YOU LADS REMEMBER THE ANTI SMOKING ADVERT WHERE THE WOMAN BEATS UP CIGARETTES WITH FACES? I NEED TO FIND IT CHEERS LOVE YOU

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>>38576060
Here you go chief. Also check out these Freds if you like that sorta stuff.

>>6971200
>>6923277

>>38576232
Pretty nice mate. Why the vertical task bar though?

what qt's did you guys used to fancy from your childhood? mel from my parents are aliens was certainly one, there must be more I've forgotten though

>>38576178
I'm not lying anon, giving blowjobs gives me a boner

>>38576204
>Having nap with bf
>He wakes up and pushes me down towards his crotch
>Start licking and kissing his naughty bit
>After a while he grabs my head and moves it up and down
>Escalates to him deepthroating me and making me drool all over him and make squelching noises

I think what happened was he came and it triggered my gag reflex and I vomited what I thought was spit but was probably naughty juice

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Where are all the dreams that we knew
Whoever said dreams all come true
Where are they now
Why must life go on anymore
Why do I want you more and more
Why do I go on asking why
When you'll be my love till I die

>>38576320
Fug. Messed up the cross-boarding.

>>>6971200
>>>6923277

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REEEEEEE STAY AWAY FROM MY DROIDFU CHAD

>want to watch a show
>see that it has a huge amount of episodes
>never start watching

help

>>38576108
It's annoying lad. Some women are really into me but will be cold with me the next day because i am not being funny.

>>38576322
Sabrina from the cartoon version
waifufaggotry starts early

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Surprised no one brought this fucking shite up.

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>>38576135
art attack was better

>>38576356
What show? That's the best type of show to get into surely?

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lads...

laaaads.....

kill meeeee...

not even finished yet

>>38576357
Its a one way street with whores, I don't have the energy for it.

>>38576340
hot desu
>tfw bf is super sweet and I kinda want him to just be a dickhead like yours

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>>38576345
Good luck comes your way, child.

>>38576303
Fuck lad. And of the best one too. Thank you for that information.

>>38576340
stop lying on the internet
it's not good for your psyche

>>38576232
got the source for that wallpaper man?

>>38576320
>>38576349
I'm just going to give up before I embarrass myself further. So stupid I can't even remember how to link threads from other boards.

>>38576364
i remember it was my first (among many ) shame wanks

>>38576364
only place to get fap material before internet.

>>38576378
No way is that for real

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>>38576320
thank you!
>>38576362
I remember her too

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>>38573963
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Im a medical student and I have a 12 week work day tomorrow, show some respect for your fellow robots!!!!

>>38576375
many different anime
its just so daunting lad, some kind of fucked up autism i have stops me from starting cause i know its a lot of time ill lose

>>38576395
len lad too nice for you?

>>38576340
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AH7pOUm5s9k

>>38576414
>not buying the daily star for 20p on the way home from school

>>38576414
Except for late night Channel 5 erotic thrillers

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>>38576395
>tfw your bf is not real because if you had one you wouldn't spend your time here
u r wrong

>>38576356
>tfw find something I like
>tfw read into it
>tfw read all the synposis and never actually watch
>tfw can't watch it because I know what happened
whoops

Kenan: "Who loves orange soda?"
Kel: "K-K-Kel loves orange soda."
Kenan: "Is it true? Is it TRUUUUE?"
Kel: "MMMHHMMM! I do, I do, I do-oooh!"

>>38576437
12 week work day
youre going to work 12 weeks in a day?

>>38576463
yep, those and porn documentaries. record them on vhs then play on loop till I cum.

>>38576395
>tfw bf is super sweet and I kinda want him to just be a dickhead like yours

I officially despise you right now.

This is literally fucking roastie-tier bullshit.

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>>38576415
gonna weigh myself

pic was 3 days ago

>not okay for tilde to post tranny shit
>okay to post shit about your bf

Hmm

>>38576501
Fat fuck, did you eat the middle section of the scales?

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>>38576492
MALE ROASTIES ARE THE WORST
MALE ROASTIES MUST GO

MALE ROASTIES MUST DIE
MUST DIE
MUST DIE
MUST DIE

>>38576501
since when did we start using pounds and not stone?

>>38576503
double standards lad, normie special.

don't call them out because they'll complain your not being "le comfy"

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>>38576276
>Probably be nice and supportive but discuss it when I am not around.
Too real lad
>mfw

>>38576503
>reddit spacing
if you've been on 4chan for long enough to post here you would have been conditioned into being a homosexual too.

>>38576503
Gonna agree with Ebin here.

Being a tranny is way more relevant than talking about your fuck sessions with your bf

>>38576322
>my parents are aliens
Kek, that smug fat teenage boy always pissed me off

>>38576517

I've never worked in anything other than kilos.

>>38576545
how the fuck can you tell who is and isn't ebin, you all just seem to respond to random posts with "oh ebin said this" and "yeah ebin I agree"
is he your collective headmate or something?

>>38576492
don't mistake me, I love him and would never leave him or cheat. its just that two subs makes for some awkward negotiating

>>38576584
Cause only Tildes bf would defend tilde and his tranny shitposting.

Can we just discuss tv from the 90s still?

>>38576316
Help me boyos

>>38576503
I'm not okay with either of them talking about vomitting, gross faggots you're not 2D and cute.

>>38576601
in tilde's defence jungle run was a great show.

I remember getting worked up thinking that they actually left kids in there if they didn't get out in time

ebin/tilde, can I be your best man?

Stop ruining a nice thread with this namefag tripfag bullshit.

Had some cheeky codeine lads. Cant feel my body lmao.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oa6-nYI0OhQ

Does any lad remember this show?
No one I've ever mentioned it to recalls it

>>38576666
truly devilish lad ayy

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me bloody arse

>>38576666
well aren't you just a funny guy.

>>38576643
once again ebin and tilde weren't happy the thread wasn't about them and couldn't just join in the discussion like everyone else

>>38575948

Thought this was the M62 at Junction 22, but alas it isn't

https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@53.5193085,-2.1419483,3a,22.7y,140.39h,85.62t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sD3U9XCc9aPaKj0LSUZhwHQ!2e0!7i13312!8i6656

>>38576395
It's got upsides and downsides

He doesn't like kissing me on the lips or with tongue even though that's my favourite thing ever, it weirds him out. He bullies me for being into vanilla things like cuddles and kisses and calls me a virgin because I get ticklish when he touches my weenus.

>>38576694
You're as bad as them for perpetuating this shit.

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Wonder how scary that seat was from the top.

>>38576694
Ignore them lad. Post 90s tv shows ffs. It shouldn't be hard to drown them out.

>>38576709
calm down ebin wouldn't want you to punch your wall thinking of len again

I always think of things to google after ive turned my computer off.

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This fag posting needs to stop.

>>38576694
Will you just fuck off? The thread is fine until you have one of your sperg sessions over it. We've tolerated you're le doggo bud shitposting so surely you can tolerate theirs? Spastic

>>38576699
yeah that shit would get old fast desu
Still, I suppose its best not to focus on what you don't have

>>38576724
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KF1JIucX5U

>>38576727
I might be a fuck up but I at least know how to plaster and paint a wall. I just want a nice thread without a bunch of faggots opposing each other over petty nonsense.

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Proper fancied a go on Finders Keepers. Was funny seeing the kids have to dive into the oil in the garage.

>>38576594
I didn't mistake you at all. I'm not sure you understand how much of an absolute insult that was towards your BF. Then the whole "both being subs is awkward" bollocks...

Yea, I'm going to stop here, before I start properly sperging and ruining the comfy.

>>38576742
what are we calling our anti-fag SS the lads? armed to the teeth with morphine syringes and dakis to suffocate those that perpetuate the gay agenda.

>>38576724
>>38576752
That guy was high on e numbers all the time, I'd like to see an adult versions of get your own back with cheating roasties being gunged.

>>38576779
>I'm not sure you understand how much of an absolute insult that was towards your BF
please do enlighten me

>>38576810
There was a hoax of his death that literally destroyed his career

>>38576738
Iktf. Also
>think of something super interesting to Google
>open up new tab
>forget what I was doing
>never comes back to me