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Sexual mishaps you've had with sex workers 2017-07-23 08:05:25 Post No. 38573840
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I've slept with dozens of different prostitutes and I have two instances where things fucked up:
>#1
>In the middle of sex with an asian girl in a massage parlor
>We get the notice that the police might be coming
>She quickly gets off me, puts her clothes back on, takes my condom off and tells me to lay face down on the table and puts a towel over my ass
>I was worried that I'd get arrested anyway even though she was making it look like a regular massage
>About 20 minutes pass, it was a false alarm
>She strips off, it takes me like five minutes to get hard because of my nerves but then she puts another condom on and we finish
>#2
>In the FKK Paradise in Stuttgart (really fancy, high-end brothel)
>Get this beautiful, I estimate 36DD cup brunette to have sex with me
>Very fun, very good sex
>I was on top of her as I finished
>When I pulled out I noticed that nothing was in the end of the condom
>The condom had tore during sex
>I was panicking and all "Oh shit oh shit oh fuck" both to myself and out loud
>I could see cum leaking out of her pussy
>She said to me in very broken english "Is okay, I have implant"
>Getting her pregnant wasn't exactly my concern because the girls there have BC fallback in cases like this
>The way she said it implied that it's happened before with other guys
>I never thought I'd have a condom break and was worried I'd catch an STD since I basically fucked a prostitute unprotected
>Got tested a while later and came back clean
Any stories you people have to share?
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>>38573840
Mostly just condoms breaking. I'm not sure if it's because I'm girthy or just a combo of not wet enough and too fast fucking, but it's surprisingly easy to break them.
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>>38574173
I've only had it happen once though and it was a pretty terrifying experience.
Supposedly there's only like a 2% chance a condom will break but I guess if you have sex enough times it'll probably happen sooner or later.
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You were in Germany, where prostitution is legal. Their medical checkups are funded by the state and are mandatory, how could you not figure this out yourself you fucking spastic?
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>>38574239
It's happened to me so many times. I won't lie, my girth is like 6.3 inches, it's pretty big and hard
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>>38574274
It's still not very safe to cum inside a prostitute. I think you'd have freaked out a bit too if the same thing happened to you.
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>>38574274
>mandatory medical checkups
citation needed
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>>38573840
>all these comments from normies who wouldn't creampie an escort
I think you guys are missing out, but ok, you play how you want to play.
Anyway, while we're on the subject, that reminds me of a mishap I've had:
>Be on the search for bareback
>Set up meeting with girl who is rumored to do it
>We're doing foreplay and she gets in position to get on top
>Think I'm about to get what I was looking for
>She ponders for a few seconds, then grabs a condom out of a bag
>disappointment.jpg
>We fuck with her on top for awhile
>She rides at a bad angle. I can definitely feel it, but its because my dick is getting pinched/squished in a weird way
>We flip around for a different position but I was distracted and go soft, so I ask her to blow me instead
>She has a good style and I cum in her mouth, but for some reason it wasn't very satisfying
>I get up to take a shower (as usual) and I realize whats wrong, my right testicle hurts like a motherfucker
>Hurts bad basically the rest of the night
>Go to the doc later
>Fortunately, not testicular torsion, but it turns out I have hydrocele and the lady fucking me the wrong way greatly exacerbated the situation
>Still occasionally feel pain, or sometimes it feels like warm liquid is flowing through my ballsack
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