>Anon, i need to do something on YOUR porn filled phone
>mfw
>>38573173
What kind of porn? I have over 20k images of yiff on my phone and let people use it all the time.
>>38573173
>some acquaintance asks to see a picture that I took during a group project
>tell him I'll just send it to him
>"nah anon, just let me find it on your phone"
>tell him the only thing he'll find is porn
>he grabs my phone
>"bruh where's the picture you took, all I can find is porn"
>>38573496
This one is fucking funny tho
>tfw
>you have hundreds of photos of fat >furs and gay yiff on your phone
>and your parents are going through >all of it
>>38573767
hey babe, wanna hook up ?