How do I not fuck this up Literally the most attractive girl

If you see her as more attractive than you, you've already lost.

>>38572956
I wonder how she rationalized putting on such dark lipstick despite only wearing very little makeup elsewhere...

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Just fucking look at her holy shit

>>38573290
Holy crap
She's very cute

>>38572956
I bet she doesn't even respond to your message.

Is this your first fucking match?

>>38572956
>heroin addict
what

i like to keep a romantic spaghetti dinner on me at all times in a ziplock bag in my pocket

when i see a beautiful woman i pull out the spaghetti dinner. it's important to let some fall to the floor to display how easy it is for you to aquire resources like spaghetti and how you can afford to waste it.

Just think of this as practise for the next 10 you get.
See what works. Figure out what she likes to do for fun.

>>38572992
>If you see her as more attractive than you, you've already lost.
Damn, bruv. You might be onto something.

>>38572956
>all those notifications
Out out out normalfag!
GET OUT

>>38572956
>>38573290
If you're such a fucking pedestrian normie that's the reason you want to talk to her then I hope you colossally fuck up

Hide, report, sage

>>38573328
this is likely what will happen

99% of girls you deem out of your league probably are and will not even respond to your first message

welcome to online dating

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g-guys?

I think she thinks im normal :/

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>>38573492
ya fucked it up anon

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>>38573405
YES. GET THIS FUCKING NORMIE SHIT OFF MY BOARD. FUCK OFF TO /SOC/ or /ADV/ AND SHARE THIS. THE THREAD IS FULL OF NORMALKEKS.

>>38573492
>>38573529

>"wanna go grab a clean needles and some methadone at the local center"? We can also grab a few munchies afterwards. I'll pay."

>>38573492

you must be a chad.. what are you doing here??

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>>38573492
Make sure she's real first anon.... it might be a neckbeard on the other end with an empty profile like that

>>38572956
>posting your hopefully-to-be future partner on 4chan

You've already fucked up m8

>>38572956
>>38573290
>Thinking this is a real girl
It's a bot, dude.

>>38572956
>OP is actually a Chad and is humble bragging as he fucks some new Stacey

Get the fuck, Fuck, FUCK OUT

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>>38573984

her tinder account is linked to her instagram and she has her snapchat as well, pretty sure shes real

another 10/10 pic for you lads

..i still haven't responded

>>38574137
Bro. At least one of these things is true if not all of them.

1. You must be Chad
2. She must be Stacy who likes to fuck with people for attention
3. She is fake
4. She is actually a heroin addict

Now get out

>>38574137
respond with "chilling at home, but you seem pretty fun. (insert Norman activity to do with her)

i wish u the best anon, unless u a fucking normie
anyway dont use again the heroin addict jokes cause it will fuck u up instantly

>>38574204
>Bro
Why don't both of you leave. Chads!

>>38572956
ROBOT DONT FUCK THIS UP!!

ACTUAL PUA HERE LET ME THINK FIRST

>>38573492
Don't know if its good but we can vote

"Just swipin'. Trying to make a recovery club for heroin addict."

>>38574375
THINK FASTER

>>38574448

"Just swiping and talking with friends [+ ...]"* looks better. Because she can thinks that you don't want to say that you are actually talking with other girls on Tinder since she knows you are busy swiping

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>>38573492
im chillin too. wanna come over?

>>38574448
this is fucking stupid again. no need to exploit le great heroin meme like a shithead

>>38573908
this is the only correct answer
origggggghi

>>38572992

This. Never think shes better than you

Originoli canoli

>>38574511
Yes we can go over the heroin meme. I'm okay with. But he needs to reframe.

An usual response will be boring.

>>38572956
pretty sure ive seen her before, or the image, it might be a catfish

>>38574548
normies are usual lol
but nvm, im a hkv so what can i really say

OP why would you post pictures of her? You obviously will fuck up if you need advice from this cancer filled board.

>>38574569
Since you are taking time.
Can you say something like cooking or working on a project?

make you look like someone who's able to do shit

Also she probably has daddy issues so be the daddy

>>38573290
She's beautiful. Too bad she's already taken miles of Chad's cock

>>38574615
NO HE WILL FUCKING SUCCEED! I WILL STAY OR DIE WITH HIM

>>38574618
im not op, but im wondering how much of a pick up artist u are lol

It's too good to be true senpai. And stop idolizing her she's just a normal white girl who happens to have been born with a pretty face. She has 5 other guys texting her right now asking if she wants the D. She's had sex with at least 10 different guys.

>>38573416

t. roastie

organ

>>38574683
Probably a bad one. Yet I've read every good books of the community.
Also I have the tattoo and 8 years of practice with lairs and I'm under 25.

>>38573492
Reply with something vague, like: "Not much. Just weighing my options."

>>38574692
>she's had sex with at least 10 different guys
And that was just last week. Hell of a party.

OP are you still here? Post more pics btw I need fresh material

>>38574736
Not bad.

And she asks for details you reframe it how?

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I tried to keep it casual :|

He nigga bangin r-r-right?

>>38575137
Too early the "got any plans for today" I find...

But u will recover ma robot

>>38575166
yeah it will be good, she even replied

still idk how u managed to get a response, u must have nice profile pic

>>38575137
>got any plans?
>got any plans?
30 seconds in? she's only 18 she might not know yet she doesn't like desperate guys

>>38575290
And nobody told him to write that also.
But he can still recover. I believe in him.

>>38572956
>>38573290
you're a fucking creep for posting her pictures on 4chan, that being said just be yourself, if you try to be anything other than that and she realises you arent she will leave you, if you're only looking to fuck her, you're a creep.

>>38575541
>you're a creep
>implying tinder isnt for fuck only

>>38575541
>that being said just be yourself
Stopped reading there

>>38572956
>>38573290
Why does she make those retarded poses? She's a shallow 18-year-old

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>>38575541
>just be yourself
OOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUTTTTTT

>>38575667
id give my life for even a short time with her as a couple
yes im really that desperate, and i dont feel like life has any good left for me

>>38575814
whats the response of the girl?

>>38575823
if that's op and she has an iq over 73
>yes im really that desperate
she smelled that and she curled up in a ball

>>38575869
its not op, but you are fucking right, every conv with a girl ended that way for me

>>38572956
>heroin addict
NOPE

>>38573352
These girls are a straight-up North Korean military parade, man.

This will either turn out very good or very entertaining - better keep monitoring.

WE NEED AN UPDATE OP!!!!

>>38573908
>wanna go grab some needles
pussy humidity: 20%
>methadone
pussy humidity: 50%
>munchies
pussy humidity: 90%, full ventilation

>I'll pay
evaporator engaged

>>38574224
>hey, let's invade England or something if you're not busy

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>>38576048
top of the keks

I feel like this is a bot. Could be wrong.

>>38572956
Do it for the love of god succeed bro.

>>38575541
Roasties are so easy to spot out on this board

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Come on nigger. Give us an update.

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I am in the 90% of the 1% rule today.
Just want to see the end of this history

>>38576048
High quality austistic joke kek

>>38573290
DAAAAAAAMN shes heavenly, would wife

If you put her on a pedestal you will fail
Ugly girls and hot girls are still girls, it's the same inside, they have fears/goals/shameful stuff all the same.

Talk to her like she's a fat 40 year old single mom, don't be desperate, if she isn't giving you much to talk about, fuck it just move on she isn't interested.

Also, try to get a number asap, don't text forever, your goal is to get in that ass right? get to it, don't beat around the bush

>>38575166
Agreed, way too soon for that.

If she responds, mention a Norman activity that you're doing that day, then change the topic.

>>38572992
>>38573396
>>38574544

Do you have any tips on how to view a girl as attractive as I am?

There is this girl in one of my classes which is imo even better looking than OP's (this is probably because I know her IRL) . I get really nervous around her because to me she is on to levels above me looks wise. Logically I don't think she's better than me as a person but I can not stop feeling inferior.

>>38576439
i'm pissed off that he doesn't update us

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Anything, OP? Getting n-nervous...

>>38575137
>weighing my options

kek, your autism is showing

>>38575166
Not really some girls like this kind of "straightforward" bullshit since they think it is dominant and makes them pussy wet. OP's autism probably got him a chance

Order heroin from the black web and become her supplier. She will become totally dependent and submissive to you. Don't fuck this up OP, this is your chance.

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g-guys? what now

>>38576483
Then he has to do this with a girl he already knows.

>>38576526
Man, I want you to do that in real life.

>>38576526
Mods, can you ban this guy for unoriginality or something?

>>38576526
Beauty. I wish I could afford myself an iPhone so I have Tinder and I can fuck with roasties like that. Don't they have any kind of normie rules and kick you out if you do this sorta shit?

>>38576526
are you trolling the weaker sex or are you really this charmless?

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o..oh no

my bio just says: "no hookups :^]" but its supposed to be ironic

or is she just messing with me?

>>38576526
Please tell me that this is fake...

>>38576647
don't say your bio was false that would look like you're thirsty

>>38576647
mate tell her it was a joke

>>38576647
"You know you'll have to be a very nice girl for that..."

>>38576647
"I'll make a special exception for you."

>>38576692
That's needy.

>>38576647
"fucking auto-correct"

send her that

>>38576692
This, though "I do make exceptions." would fit better, I think.

>>38576647
She knows it was ironically you dumb fuck tell her something that shows you "are not interested in her" and she will beg for your attention

>>38576647
Tell her youre saving yourself for marriage

>>38576647
Just write ":^]" in the chat, she'll probably figure it out if her IQ is over Celsius room temperature.

>>38576714
and when she replies say "yeah sorry my hand slipped, i meant to type I EAT ASS"

>>38576706
Then how about "My bio is there to ward off thirsties."

>>38572956
Guys.. He has to act like the daddy.

"You know you'll have to be a very nice girl for that..."

is better fitted. You can reformulate it but stay in the spirit where she has to be a nice girl to win that.

>>38576692
Don't say this

I was mutted for not being original

>>38576716
This this this

OP do this please don't fuck it up

>>38576733
betting on a tinder sluts intelligence might not be the right move

>>38576647
"I'm in a generous mood, what time were you thinking?"

>>38576769
DAMN ngl thats real smooth my nignog

>>38576758
She has to be implicated. otherwise you can add "Dont be one of them. ;) " to what you wrote.

>>38576647
Man, do you know that you are winning this game, right?

Say this >>38576716
I think the same. This phrase have a lot of charm involved.

>>38576714
this desu famalam

orignialujs penetratus

>>38576787
>thinking that's a smooth reply and doesn't sound thirsty as all fuck
Please don't namefag as something you're obviously not.

>>38576805
Then she need to be fucking implyed!

"I do make exceptions. But not for anyone"

Do you even pick up bro?

>>38576647
>DAMN ngl thats real smooth my nignog
this should actually be your response to her dumb ass

Reply with: "rules are made to be broken"

>>38576856
My initial idea was
"You know you'll have to be a very nice girl for that..."

The aim is to be her daddy actually. She's a daddy issues kind of target.

>>38576761
>>38576857

ur a lame pick up artist stfu

all you mom heroin addict robots listen!!! I been onbheroin for the past 7 years, 26 now, and I've met a lot of girls like her. they don't want to do anything besides spend 60 to 100 dollars a day using you to help get get high. yeah she might let you fuck get but its only to drawvyour stupid ass in and then you will think you love her and then you will let her shoot u up and then your a robot addict for life and she will leave you as soon as your money runs out. take it from my experience. nobody who's on opiods cares about sex or wants to have sex. it takes all the craving for sex away. she will lie there like a dead fish untill you came and she won't wince once no matter how hard you try to make her cum. she is a shell of a person. you don't know what you getting into you little faggots. she will laugh at everything you say just so you give her money.

>>38576769
smoother than smooth
> ah ha ha

>>38576866
This is breddy gud, I'll admit.

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>>38576866
AWESOME

OF COURSE IS ORIGINAL

>>38576857
I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say this guy doesn't get laid as often as he wants us to think

>>38576895
i think the heroin thing was a joke you fucking literal cunt

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>>38576866
bad boy alert

>>38576647
You fucking moron she's either fake or baiting you to tell her you want sex only after which she'll tell you to fuck off.

You can't win this game with girls like this.

>fucking auto-correct

Definitely the best response suggested, do it OhPee

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>>38576927
ignore him

godspeed op

>>38576866
7.5/10
Problem with this one is if she was being ironic

>>38576864
9/10
Funny and not so serious, just formulate it in a better way.

>>38576716
8.5/10
Not that funny or special but there it's safe because you can act ironic if things go south.

>>38576912
Your deductive skills are improving every day, Watson.

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>>38576927
>you can't win this game

B-but I thought we would all going to make it...

>>38576912
I'm only spending my time dating and picking up. Truly. The rest of the time I'm either fucking, driving or playing Assetto Corsa.

>>38576918
I guarantee it's not, if up asks her if she wants to get high

>>38576647
You could at least buy me a drink before you try to get in my pants

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>>38576985
OOOOUUUUUUT NORMAN REEEEEEEEEEE

>>38576985
Doubt.webm

ITT: people don't realize OP is Chad and can get girls like that easily hence why she's so eager

>>38576716
>"I do make exceptions."
THIS RUS THIS YIHS

>>38576983
We will, but not with 18 year old girls. Even Chad has trouble with them, let alone a robot.

Seriously the attractive 18 year old instagram whores who have a tinder account only have it there for attention. Those girls are impossible.

>>38576985
As an actual lurking "Chad" reading all of your posts i can safely say that you're just pretending.

>It's another OP takes 4 years to post images from the conversation episode

>>38577006
>a woman wouldn't usually appreciate the fine humor of humour
but you could pick yourself up a nice same sex friend with those sort of lines

>>38577050
Idc. Like really. I know who the fuck I am, my perfs on field and I'm trying to legitimately help that guy.

OP, please post an update already.

Did OP ghost us?
Or did his date ghost him?
Or both?
We may never know.

>>38577112
Your name is PICK UP ARTIST for crying out loud, those guys are the most cringy motherfuckers out there, literally morphing themselves into a specific type of person depending on the female of choice. The epitome of beta-cuckery. Actual "Chads" don't take getting laid that seriously, it's something that happens through their natural charisma and charm, as opposed to forced interaction and persuasion, which is the case for the majority of these fedora wearing, soul patch having PUA's

>>38577115
its fake you retard. and of course this isn't an original comment

>>38577112
> I know who the fuck I am
>my perfs on field
Calm down champ everyone knows who you are, in fact, your younger sister is really proud of your sexual exploits.

>cute girl
>18
>on tinder looking for dick
daily reminder that as soon as girls hit 18 theyre on tinder riding the dick carousel. if you missed out as a teenager its too late

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Come on you fuck nog, update us!

What should I say after "I do make exceptions" I can't just respond with just that

>>38577315
Daily reminder that girls prefer older men.
Daily reminder that tens of thousands of 30+ men everywhere have sex with 18-year-old girls or younger.
Daily reminder that these men are Chads and everyone loves them no matter who they fuck.

Daily reminder that you will never be one of them.

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>>38577364
Fuck, op probably left us

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>>38577112
>>38576985
>>38576857
>>38576787
>>38576761
>>38576706
>>38576677
>>38576562
>>38576534
>>38576472
>>38576302
>>38575823
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>>38574448
>>38574375
>Trip is Pick Up Artist
>Says the stupidest shit in the thread

PUAs are self appointed scholars on women, which is ironic because they've never been with one intimately and don't seem to realize that women are a cacophony of emotions, making them unpredictable

>>38577387
Just say "sorry, I'm too dumb to pick up a girl" and let her fuck someone she'll actually like.

>>38576526
BOOOOO this is a screencap from a past thread

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Why does talking to girls have to be a fucking game? Why does it have to be so hard?

>>38577418
>confusing a trip for a name
>confusing someone calling himself "PICK UP ARTIST" on a reenactment Belgian Congolese latex harvesting imageboard for an actual PUA

>>38577436
cus life is a just a game to them anon

>>38577418
I've pics of me with fashion week models in my bed faggot.
There's my tattoos on the pictures and I can prove that it's myself.
Now I won't bc I really care only about OP picking up this girl.

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I might've ruined, we'll see

>>38577523
You didn't. She's an 18 she's attracted by weed and other bullshit.
The ", rarely" was a good option

>>38577436

Women have options, men don't. Girls don't appreciate things when they get them easily.

>>38577523
you didn't ruin anything, your approach is fine so far it comes down to her as always though

>>38577523
Wow, what a way to pick the worst possible option. Why even bother making this thread if you're not going to care about our suggestions? Here, take this armful of sage and stick it up your butt.

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>>38577523
Too much asky asky
Not enough fucky fucky

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>>38577523
Would you actually hook up with a Tinder slut anon? Come on now

>>38577523
Just get to the fucky fucky and less talky talky

>>38577523
Eh just focus on the logistics of fucking her and don't think about getting anything past that.

>>38577523
I hope you have some memetastic, smoking-related pick-up line up your sleeve, my man.

>>38577523
>do you smoker?
what are you doing mate? are you trying to fuck her or write her biography?

>>38577619
>"you ever tried smoking dick?"

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>>38577510
>he doesn't even have a 9/10 blonde qt in his bed right now that he neglects to bicker with some autist on the internet
Lmao

>>38577467
>confusing a trip for a name
my bad
>confusing someone calling himself "PICK UP ARTIST" on a reenactment Belgian Congolese latex harvesting imageboard for an actual PUA
nice meme

>>38577510
Even though I want OP to succeed, keep shitposting my dude ;-)

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>>38577656
Damn, PUA guy BTFO
Will fedoras ever recover?
Probably not

>>38574137
Post her instagram and snapchat please

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>>38577656
Pic related is a fashion week model.
Exgf. Got her by a dating website.

>>38577436
Because we are all animals.
And in place to erotic dance, kill another male rivals or offer a death prey to her, we in the so-called civilization have these games.

>>38577754
post more of your sister

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>>38577754
>pic related
Is that the lucky sweatshop worker that gets to go to fashion week every year?

>>38577780
>>38577785
Typical autists.

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>>38577832

damn you really got them huh

>>38577832

Ignore these>>38577785 >>38577780 anons my PUA dude, they're just jealous you were able to land a model. Why'd you guys break up

>>38577754
>Humble bragging over a thin fashion week model
>Fashion model

wow dude I would love to fuck women who have no figure and look like boys

>>38577832
>Typical autists.
Says the Pick Up Artist

>>38577832
are you handsome and rich and high status?

>>38577884
She was an unstable girl and I couldn't handdle her. I've lacked of skills here.

I should have distanced myself and keep behaving like a man but instead I was trying to help her on her imaginary problems. Big mistake.

>>38577918
None. But I'm working in the (high) fashion industry.
Which helps me a lot because of the stereotype.

>>38577094
That is literally a line I have used to get laid. She was a very nice girl too

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>>38577780
Holy kek above, this is too real for me

>>38577970
whats your job? how did you get it?

>>38577970
how did you get into it??? sounds like a good job

was your original plan to get into it to fuck models? beause that's brilliant

also are you old?

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>>38577832
>trust me guice I'm totally banging models
sad

>>38573019

Youre not supposed to put on dark lipstick and a shitton of other makeup. Its too much. Shes obviously trying to draw attention to her lips, anyway.

>>38577993
>>38578002
Studying fashion design for 3 years.
You immediatly got into the highest creation houses if you are not too bad.
Also I'm living in Paris and I'm from Belgium, if you can do it in Paris too.

Or my little brother is a photographer and he's also in the industry.
You can also become a make up artist and be with the models in the backstages all the time.

>>38578073
Shut up dude, he's the only guy giving legit advice and if you haven't read the thread, he fucked an actual model!

Where is the update you fucking nigger, i'm too ugly for tinder and need to live vicariously through you

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This is the collective power of /r9k/ asking a QT out on tinder. I'm just here for the screen cap.

Seriously though I wish you the best and hope you get laid you KHV

>>38578105
>>38578067
he's also a tremendously attractive alpha leader

>>38578141
OP is Chad and he's fucking the heroin girl
He didn't need any advice, whatever he said was going to lead to her bed

>>38578141
Not him but she's probably not responding.

>>38578156
You sound jelly my man
If you want to fuck models why don't you just quietly follow his advice?
He is experienced

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OP, you fucking faggot, give us an update on this shit. I need that screencap!

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She hasn't responded yet :(

Pic for the wait

>>38577523
Where are you headed with the smoking bit?

>>38578346
She ghosted you, m8

F

>>38578274

His advice of "be hot?" Well golly gee.

>>38578346
>>38572956
>>38573290
>most attractive woman I've seen
This woman is a 7/10 at most. Don't worship her

>>38572956
stop listening to fucking 4chan is how to not fuck it up

>>38578346
Just give us her instagram already

>>38578468
this

brabping

>>38578346
You should have went with "you could at least buy me a drink" thing. Also did she say she was into weed on her profile or something?

>>38578346
OP you fucked up big time

>>38578468
here you go senpai...
https://www.instagram.com/lily.miles/
https://twitter.com/_lily_miles_?lang=en

>>38576616

You wouldn't get any matches.

>>38578619
Based anon, thank ya

>>38578444
oh fuck off i know you're baiting

>>38578619
thank you, make sure you guys don't send her anything gross.

>>38578619
Oh you are a bunch of ultra faggots. Let him pick her up stop being so jelly

>>38572992
What if I'm too narcissistic to view anyone as more attractive than me? Have I won?

>>38578858
Yes. Narcissism is the abysspill.

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she ghosted you anon

>2000 followers

OP you will never fuck her

>>38578619

Welp... I just unmatched her thanks to you

Hope you're happy

>>38578954
You brought this on yourself if you're OP

>>38578954
You shouldn't have. Go on her insta and say it's a mistake.

>>38578896
yeah like the song

I spy with my little eye
A girlie I can get 'cause she don't get too many likes

Kyle explains the line: The unattainable girls on Instagram are my least favorite, and they have these boosted egos, because they have a bunch of internet stalkers.

>>38579014
that's some next level beta shit

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>>38578954
>mfw some Anon links her the thread, sees that I'm behind your replies, gets wet, and asks for my info

Seriously though, you should've reverse-searched before posting the pics.

>>38579014
stfu noone in this thread values your opinion

>>38578954
What a faggot

Go back to fap to traps then

>>38579014
For Christ's sake, don't do this desperate shit.

>>38572956
>heroin addict

Drop her, no doubt

Looking at her twitter, she's just a boring skank

>>38578619
This fucking board can't get a single thing right

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>>38579042
A curly headed cutie I can turn into my wife

>>38579181
Truly these guys are the real whores here.

We could help him get laid, instead they had to drawn everyone at their low level.

>>38579262
>Autistic PUA turns into assblasted roastie
time for you to go xD

>>38579337
I'm going to gym because really I want to fuck you and all other pieces of shit right here right in the ass.

>>38572956
Quick!
Start working out and get a face transplant!

>>38576647
>my bio just says: "no hookups :^]" but its supposed to be ironic
You fucking moron...

>>38577523
>"Do you smoke?"
Spilling your fuckin spaghetti Anon, she implied she is a heroin addict, even if she's being ironic what fuckin difference would it make if she smoked or not?

How old are you, OP? If i saw an 18yo on tinder i'd be hesitant to respond. I'm 20 1/2.

>>38573290
>putting the pussy on a pedestal.

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>>38572992
but when I don't see her as more attractive, then I have no interest.?????

>>38572956
She looks like Murphy from Interstellar

G H 0 S T E D

>>38579657
Yeah, the girl in the pic does look like she could be 16 or less. It seems troublesome.

Really I still can't believe this thread. Both the reactions of people and the reaction of OP.

OP isn't coming back.

>Either hanged self for replying with such an autistic reply

>Or getting some sweet puci

>>38581552
if it wa puss, he would be updated this

Trying to not fail will often lead to failure. Always remember scared money doesn't make money. Phil Ivey, one of the greatest poker players of all time, once said "The thing that makes me a really good poker player is that I have this complete disregard for money. When I sit at a table and I need to bet 3 or 400,000 in hand and I'm bluffing, I just don't care." This is a guy who never went to college and is a multi-millionaire from playing poker

>>38575541
ROASTIE
O
A
S
T
I
E

organacly

don't mention smoking until you've gone on a few dates or have fucked first

99% of girls who mention weed in the first few message are just trying to get free weed from you by making you think they'll fuck you in return, then flake out after they're high. not every single girl does this, but ESPECIALLY 18 year olds will do this.

source: experience

>>38576468
Realize that she is a human with flaws as well, and talk with her like a cleaner version of how you talk to bros.

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>>38575541
>normalfag white knighting
>just be yourself
do not

>>38574137
>she wears a pushup bra to the beach

>>38577418
more like fuck up artist am i right guys?

I'm sorry, Anon. It's over.
If it makes you feel better then you should know that Tinder is 100% dumb roasties not worth the effort but I guess the downside of that is that IRL is the only option

>>38573352
No wonder I found her cute

>>38574137
Green eyed devil

Sooooo cuute

>>38577394

wow, that girls 10x cuter than OP's

>>38576895
Here a (you)
interesting read

>>38577391
The only 30+ guys Ik that hu with =/>18 are blackie dammit and his son Anthony Kiedis

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mfw op ruined everything

>>38584082
Dude some anon doxxed