>forgot to turn off the semen stove

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>>38569742
>forgot to reconcile the rectum resevoir
It's over bros

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i can tell that this thread is going to be friggin ep*c

please include me in the screenie for reddit

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>>38569798
you have been included my friend. Posting this on 9gag as we speak

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Great aunt unraveled the mysteries of the Masturbatorium

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>grandfather stumbled upon wiener Wacker

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>>38569742
>Forgot to clean the cum cooler

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>normies found the phimosis phylacteries

It's all over for me lads they're trying me for heresy

>dad's son found the suicidal thoughts

Its over lads

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>ATF found the skin scrolls

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>Dad found the testicle transmitter
fuck

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>>38569742
>Mom found the poloroid picture of my balls
>never talks about it

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>boss found the ball busting basement

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>senator mandy found the grool candy

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>>38569742
>left the sink on and now the meme grotto is flooded
Of course this had to happen the day my diving suit is at the dry cleaners

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>brother unearthed the booger bottle

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>daddy found the dragon dildo

>spastic found the semen sword

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>aunt found the poop shoe

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>sister found the taint mushroom oil paint

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>>38569742
>Pastor Picked up the Penis Piston
I'm getting excommunicated lads

>president ordered the cataclytorismic dildo launch

Why did my brain automatically resort to figuring out how exactly a semen stove would operate. This meme needs to die.

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>caregiver found the poopie porsche
I will see you all in 6~10 years

>>38573325
obviously it would be powered by the heat generated by continuous blasts of cum from a rotating group of seasoned bukakke porn actors

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>Aliens found the porn corn

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>dad finds the cum homunculus

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>grandpa found the turkey jerker

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>sister found the jackwagon
it's all over, lads

>>38569742
>Great Aunt discovered the weed whacker

>Leave my room for my daily fridge run
>Come back
>Door is slightly ajar

WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO GUYS