/britfeel/

Fuck swamp ass

wish the beeb did come here so we could feed them aload of fake info about our 'culture'

I have been on 4chan before, so I'm not a total 'newfag'. I spent some time on /pol/ during the US Presidential Election, but I have never ventured outside /pol/.

As you will all know, 4chan is most notorious for /b/ many years ago, and /pol/ more recently so I know about those, but we don't know that much about the many other boards of 4chan, what topics does /r9k/ specialise in?

I met a girl who seems into me, but she is taller. Do I abort?

Invent a brand of toilet paper

>>38569197
No. Think of the amount of leg you could play with.

>>38569194
We mostly talk about the best crisps, biscuits and instant noodles.

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>tfw no owner to play fetch with

>>38569197
Yes. Step aside manlet.

>>38569194
fuck off now lad, this character has ran it's course already

>>38569233
I'm 5'10 but she like 6 foot. Manlet keeps getting redefined, sometimes it's 5'8 sometimes it's 6'1.

>>38569220

So there is less politics here and more just general discussion then? Do people on all boards of 4chan support Donald Trump, or it that restricted to /pol/?

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>>38569197
Fucking send her my way if you're not having her

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>>38569194
Many varied topics. My personal interests include dogging and trying to set up a pimpin' business. My hos are nasty and particularly unclean - they will give you the worst blowjob of your life

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You leave richard barnsley alone

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>>38569194
Was you involved in the Rotherham cover up, Richard?

thinkin about that tiger bread

>>38569194
R9k is now a board for feels, /britfeel/ is for british feels.

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whomst got that Sunday feel lads?back to another week of wage slaving so mr sheckleburg can have his second jet plane. Bloody 4.30 am tommorow morning god i miss NEETDOM

>>38569303

No I wasn't. I also think the BBC's coverage of that was fair and balanced. The blame for that being allowed to flourish was the police due to both incompetence on one level, and collusion on another

>passed my driving test over a year ago
>still dont have a car

i kind of want one but think i'll be an absolute shit driver and will freak out driving on my own desu

>>38569115
all my m8s are going on holiday but i can't because i'm on benefits.

anyone ever got away with this before? dont want to get stopped at heathrow [spoilers]secretly luton[/spoilers]

>>38569370
Oh gee you for some reason dont have a trip now WHAT HAPPENED?

>>38569385

I went to Ireland once, the problem was when I was running out of cash, I wasn't going to risk using my card and having proof of me outside the country.

>>38569385
never really understood lads that go on 'holiday' - they just spend 500 quid to get pissed in the sun

Why is /r9k/ always subject to outgroups trying to influence it?

>why haven't you joined the army yet?
>why haven't you become a trap yet?
>why haven't you gotten a trap gf yet?
>why haven't you gotten a bf yet?
>why haven't you gotten a black bf yet?
>why haven't you gotten a black sissy yet?
>why haven't you eaten wendys today?

>>38569385
wait you arent allowed to go on holiday on benefits? im planning to go abroad by myself

>>38569402

Nice speaking with you all, I have to work on another project now, goodbye

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>>38569364
Just counting the hours here, lad.

You're not allowed to leave the UK if you are on JSA, but you are on Universal credit

>>38569385
When it was JSA you could just sign off and sign back on again when you got home, but you can't do that anymore.

>>38569429
No one is buying it, you know how to switch to the new thread. u is poor quality bait senpai.

If this isn't bait: Please make Planet Earth III

>>38569459
im on universal credit but am also on the sick for 12 more months, am i allowed lad?

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Octopussy on ITV lads - the emphasis is on the PUSSY methinks. Roger Moore is a PUSSY magnet!

>>38569404
Are you English? Any problems for being English? My gf is Irish and wants me to live over there with her...

>>38569482

Probably not, but you won't get caught if you don't use your card abroad. I didn't anyway

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>go to /ck/
>no-one takes me seriously because I'm British
Fucksake, why can't they all just leave our shit food alone?

>>38569501
>haha 'ello m8' had your eel pie today haha

>>38569501
your breakfasts are lovely tho

t. JF

>>38569459
how would they know anyway - ignore those idiots and go abroad - lots of pus puss abroad, lads!

>>38569493

I was actually over there visiting an English friend who moved over, I asked him the exact same thing and he said not at all. You might get some pub bantz maybe, but you'll be fine

>>38569404
>>38569414
>>38569426

no apparently if i go aborad 'they' will know and i'm fucked. no housy bees no jobby seeks

FFS just want to be one of the lads, most of them dont even know im on benefits

>>38569537

How will they even know lad?

>>38569537
yolo lad just go for it, you might not get this chance again
enjoy yourself

>>38569419
Young, socially excluses, naive, impressionable boys with no purpose

>>38569551
>he doesn't know that literally any government agency can access any information they want about you

>>38569537
i thought you're allowed as long as it's for less than four weeks in the past year?

>>38569513
>look up eel pie
>it's real
Fuck why would anyone think to put an eel in a pie? Fucking gross
>>38569514
Cheers based foreigner, for that wonderful post I officially make you an honorary lad. Congrats m8

anybody remember that thread where that lad kept all his piss in plastic bottles?

>>38569414
Normies are terrible with this. Constantly spending money on travel to do exactly the same thing you do at home. Its truly a meme.

>>38569501
British food is fine though, once you get past all the garbage, which unfortunately is what is propagated the most because most people are shit cooks

I reckon Roger moore's ognna get him some PUSSY soon

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Can any Norn Iron lad tell me what the fuck this is? As far as I can tell you have this instead of toast in your Ulster Frys. But is this just like a glorified hash brown or something?

>>38569263
lurk more ye fanny fart

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Cherry lips are my favorite type of sweeties. They get stuck in my teeth though, which is annoying.

Post waifus.

>>38569581
it's not really 'real' though is it, maybe 150 years ago it was, but i doubt anyone really eats it today. americans think we do though, they watch too much simpsons; it's their only source of information about the world

>>38569588
exactly, i don't get it. i'm not going to pretend like im some exotic world traveller but what it is the point of doing what you do every friday night except just in ibiza

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>>38569616
Been playing Farming Simulator

What a comfy game

>>38569594
Exactly, British food is usually only shit when it's been cooked shit. Few people can master the art of the Sunday Roast.

I was at a work do last Christmas and I was trying to show my Romanian workmate what a roast was like. Had to keep trying to convince her that yorkshire puddings are actually nice and that the chef just burned these ones.

fuck me lads roger moores in a car on a train track now - he's so crazy that Bond!

>>38569691
True but you need to go to a proper butcher to get a good cut of meat for a sunday roast. Rare thing to get these days

>>38569701
they cut meat for you in the super market if you ask them

>>38569701
My mum doesn't trust butchers. She says the meat is "too red" and tasteless

It's tasteless because you don't season your food, you silly cow

>>38569701
There's a butchers in my town so I might consider doing this. I'd have no idea what I'm asking for, though.

>>38569699
Now he's atop the train haha!

>>38569712
Quality is shit though, compared to a proper butcher.
>>38569751
That's the good thing about a butcher. You can just tell them what you are planning to make and they'll suggest the right cut of meat.

just ask for a lovely joint - last time I did this the butcher put his penis in my aschen - how we laughed!

>>38569751
i think thats one of these reasons butcher's closed, i literally have no idea what im asking for. i'd be too scared to go in

>>38569662
Never played it. Not sure I'd like it really. Then again, maybe if I stuck on a podcast and just sat down for a few hours, might be pretty good.

>>38569797
Not everyone has social anxiety. In reality very few people do.

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>>38569776
now's he's underneath it - fucking crazy!he'll be getting his PUSSY soon I'm sure!

>>38569830
i didn't say anything about social anxiety, people who don't know what they're doing dont really like talking to those who do

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http://www.pompeiana.org/Resources/Ancient/Graffiti%20from%20Pompeii.htm

The romans really were no different from ourselves

>>38569845
Yeah I understand what you mean, but try and wing it and ask for something basic like a shoulder of beef or just a whole chicken. If it's too much then put it in a sandwich for the next day.

>>38569845
You'd need to have social anxiety to be afraid to go into a butcher and ask for some meat. The whole point of seeing an expert is to ask for advice.

>>38569866

2000 years ago, a man wrote

"Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men's behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!"

The mind absolutely boggles. Recorded evidence of prison faggotry from 2000 years ago

While social anxiety stops people like us from going to places like the butchers, I don't think that's the entire reason people don't go anymore. It's chain supermarkets and the general convenience of modern life that did it. People don't want to cook as often, they want it all done for them. Not to mention takeaways and more restaurants. It's sad but true.

don't go to the butcher because I don't really like meat products that much haha

He wont be penetrating ME from behind laddy.My tool, though powerful is lusty and engorged

>>38569922
It's mostly because the supermarkets are cheaper. British people don't care about the quality of their food, as a general rule. They just want the most food for the least money.

Now bond is dressed like a clown - he be crazy!

V.1.26 (House of Caecilius Iucundus); 4091: Whoever loves, let him flourish. Let him perish who knows not love. Let him perish twice over whoever forbids love.

ebin should think about this or perish

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>>38569115
britfeel do you know her?

>>38570010
That's the girl from Skins, Effy or some shit like that.

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>>38569987
I d-don't forbid love, I said most people delude themselves into thinking they are in love and end up being unhappy

>>38570010
yeah, she is a mega normie stacey. she is one of them fit but boring girls that does fuck all because she can get away with it.

i would rattle her but would never date her.

the best character is that autistic kid

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>>38569493
We've got enough problems with the darkies. English are the least of our problems. You might get a bit of friendly banter but other than that you're fine.

>>38570074
can paddies take banter though? they seem the type who can give it but can't take it

>>38570039
you change your mind like the weather laddy. you sang a different tune yesterday.

>>38570108
what did I say yesterday haha

>>38569194
>knows how to set up a tripcode
>doesn't know how to read a sticky

I'm calling bullshit on this

>>38569965

Brits have fodder not food.
They are the greatest shit eaters of the developed world.

>>38570119
cant remember exactly but you said something about people in relationships are unhappy because they lie and keep secrets. And this is why you dont envy anyone in a relationship. you said it all ends the same way and this is why you will never get into a relationship.

anyone see that eragon film that was on today? that shit was so generic but i guess thats what happens when a 15 year old or whatever writes a book

>>38570151
Basically right. It's telling that a Brit's favourite expression for a satisfying meal is "a good feed"

>>38570169
It was a fucking awful adaptation of an alright book

>>38570168
yeah thats true, but its mostly the same thing as what I said desu, people deluded that their partner is special but its all built on fakeness or whatever, like when you try impress a date

>>38570169
Watched the first twenty minutes, that main blonde kid is a fucking tragic actor.

>>38570093
I've got a few English friends from work and they all have a good laugh with us, just make sure to stay away from knackers, there's no banter with them just trouble

Bond got some pussy - I freaking TOLD YOU GUYS HE WOULD.He's up to his balls in kipper!

Countryfile on at 8 lads

>go to website
>screen stealing ad pops up
>takes ages load ads
>auto playing ads every
>cpu fan goes crazy
and they actually wonder why people use ad blockers

>>38570039
>I said most people delude themselves into thinking they are in love
>He uniroincally says while glorifying a a greggs worker as some cute girl

>>38570301
i don't think ebin has a single opinion that he hasn't contradicted himself on at least once

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>tfw Einhorn's gun will never dig into your hip

>>38570198
people think their partner is special because they are to them. their partner makes them feel good and gives them more reason to get up in the morning. people often have perceive their partner differently to how other people see them but people do that with everything.

trying to impress someone is a part of seduction. if you dont try to impress your date, someone else is going to. its a natural part of attracting a mate. animals do it all the time.

Train posting for the next 4 hours lads. Got a table to myself pretty good.

Any Londoners know what's worth visiting up there? Got the next few days off work and it'll be my first break from work since I moved in.

is this the best mitchell and webb sketch lads?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRbj1Q4tXNo

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>*BUURRRRP* Love's not real Anon
>the redditor begins to chuckle
>L-life is pointless Anon, your *URP* parents are fucking deluded
>the redditor laughs out loud, spewing Cheetoh crumbs all over his desk
>W-wake up fucking sheeple, everybody is an idiot but me
>the redditor can hardly contain his full bellied laughter as chortles begin to fill the room
>HAHA MOULDY WALL FUCK SHIT
>The redditor starts convulsing on the floor, gasping for air between spasms of laughter
>mmmm get phimosis
>the redditor's heart explodes and he dies

oh right lads, going for a sunday lamb roast now. let me know if you want to know how it was

>>38570400
it's definitely up there. my friends and i quote it quite often.

>>38570474
You and your m8s sound like some real banter hounds.

>>38570408
Love is kind of not real in the way the average robot envisions it, though.

>>38570506
how does the average robot envision it?

https://youtu.be/Ycfso3iYsj4

which one of you lads did this

>>38570493
Haha guilty as charged m9

wew, havent posted on britfeel in a good 4 months, very strange that im drawn back but feeling more and more need to self loath in r9k the closer it gets to september and me starting uni, im just really worried that because im a turbo manlet 20 yearold i wont make any friends and feel like its safer to just sit on r9k than interact with people.

>>38570541
>These are the /pol/ posters most people on 4chan are trying to impress
Jesus Christ, the power of memes

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Any London/train lads here? I've got about 40 minutes to get from one train station to the next, and it takes about 8 minutes on the tube. Will I have time to get something to eat? Is it okay to bring a takeaway onto a train?

>>38570569
how small are you? shorter people probably have an easier time making friends because people feel threatened by them. i look like a soft cunt and everyone is always asking me to do shit and being open with me.

>>38570624
If you bring takeaway on to a train one of the invigilators will kick you off at the next step and fine you fifty bongs.

He takes your food too :(

>>38570624
It's ok to bring takeaway onto a normal train but don't start eating takeaway on the tube.

>>38570656
5'6 last time I measured myself like 2 years ago, but my mum thinks im 5'7, I've always been short and never had trouble making friends, I was quite popular in high school but in college I became very reserved and didnt really speak to people. It doesnt help my confidence that I've always had quite long hair and then this year my hairline receded so that I had to keep a skinhead now. I feel like everything is reaching a terrible trough in my life but im genuinely excited to study at uni after having to do an extra year at college and then a year working and dont want to make a hash of it when I get there.

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>>38570733
could you eat a kebab on this 'tube' of which thee speaks?

>>38570785
It's not illegal but it's not comfortable at all.

>>38570660
Shit, really? Thanks for the tip, lad. Might just have to eat a big breakfast or get jewed by the trolley.

>>38569487
Is that moot?
t

>>38570624
It's fine just don't eat it.

>t. someone who once brought a katsu curry from wasabi onto the tube on a hot day

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>>38570818
what if the kebab had 'extra white sauce', iffa you know what I mean

>its another underaged girls hitting on me at work episode
why the fuck do they do it lads

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Lads for the last couple of weeks I've been wanking to Bailey Jay almost exclusively.

Is this pretty gay or what? All I know is that she makes me cum like no other

>>38570965
w-wait thats a man dude!

>>38570944
Do you by any chance work somewhere that sells alcohol and cigarettes?

>>38570965
You're about 10 years late on that

And I'm still waiting for a decent hardcore scene. Sick of the 50 million wanking videos. Just had a new tit job too which is a bit disappointing

>>38570965
It's pretty fucking gay, lad

I'm off work for the next 6 weeks boys.

What should I watch, Bakemonogatari or Legend of the Galactic Heroes?

I've been wanting to watch LOTGH for years, now I finally have the opportunity to dig in

>>38569364
on lates next week so not too bad. just having a few beers and a cheeky spliff.
i feel your pain though.4:40 rise when i'm on the early shift.

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A poem for you, lads!

My benis is hard
My benis is lusty, strong and powerful.
Arise mighty benis!
Insert thy head into many mens bumholes!
Thrust hard, pump man-fat
Into men's aschan!

>>38570841
He's talking shit you idiot. An "invigilator" is someone who supervises exams.

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>>38571049
Amazing, a true masterpiece

>>38571049
The benis
It has escaped its trousers
Yes
YES
The benis is out

Anyone ever knocked one out at work?

>>38571049
You should call it your "Chester Benniston" in honour of the late Linkin Park singer.

>>38571074
Thanks, anon! I feel poet is my true calling!I will take poetry requests

>>38570965
(s)He hasn't looked good for at least 5 years now.

>>38571150
I'd still ram my tongue right up his arse tbqh

>>38571137
Can you do one about benis?

>>38571099
many times lad.even did it in the weather recording hut

I am hunger..

what is everybody eat for fud?

>>38570965
Line-trap turned a whole generation of 4channers gay.

>>38571177
I would but not with the same gusto I would have had for pre-boob job Bailey.

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>>38569364

Just tucked up in bed with a lingering hang over watching the trailer park boys.

Gotta be up at 5am to go catch my train. Sunday's are such a weird mix of comfy and sadness.

>>38570965
>Bailey Jay
Shame her content is so fucking boring now, its honestly like she hasn't got a clue what's sexy

>>38571150
Only good thing about her is comparing her first shoot to her latest shoot for the bimboification angle

>>38571212
I remember her when she was Line Trap too. I miss cracky aswell

>>38570965

She has such a heavy looking feminine penis.

I would love her to slap it off my tongue and face.

i remember when a very angry newfag called me a fucking idiot when I said bailey jay was linetrap.

>>38571248
It's her bf/husband whatevers fault. He refuses to let her get fucked hardcore by someone else, and he's properly shit at it.

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>>38571185
Benis - mighty Benis!
How shiny is thy bulbous helmet!
Pink, soft but oft-hard
Faint odour of old man's anus
Arise from thy slumber mighty benis!
Harden with vigour for Jean Tripplehorn!

>>38571285
Remember when he trolled everyone because the only time he's let her be fucked is by that gross obese woman with a strapon

>>38571189
Might order a curry 2bh

Was gonna have my saturday night takeaway yesterday but I felt pretty grim. Couldn't even drink that much either. Feel like I've wasted a weekend now, fuck my wageslavery

>>38571341
Worst scandal in porn history

>>38571341
link pls that sounds like several of my fetishes

>tfw my blueberries went tart

Shame.

>>38571363
I had a curry lastnight, store bought with some spices to improve it a bit.

made my own mint sauce. now ive got too much mint sauce left over. and nothing to have it with, but ill be damned if im throwing it away.

sunday is not a good night for curry, because then Monday morning firepoop.

>>38571420
you're a tart ya blueberry slut

Why has no tv show ever had such a great soundtrack?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTp6d7Bw79A

>>38571428
I would cook my own but last time I tried it was a disaster. Ended up eating what was essentially a plate of burnt curry paste. That blew my cooking confidence but maybe I'll try again some time

Good point, though I don't usually experience the ring of fire meme that often since I don't usually go for the hot curries. I do do some rancid farts though

Another arena finished

2 wins this time

I don't think I can blame bad drafts anymore. 5 arenas, and never gotten past 3 wins

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Benis! Mighty Benis!
Strong semblence to bluberry when deprived of blood!
Throttled by rampant masturbation!
Caged when bad
Enthroned in filthy anus when good!
Arise to thoughts of Hattie Jacques

>>38571428
get some lamb cutlets tomorrow

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It's another "mum and sister start attacking me and threatening to throw me out" episode
Might slit my wrists tonight desu can't be bothered with it all anymore

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>mate's having a baby in a few days
Fucking hell life, stop moving so fast

>>38571432

Is this how blokes in the West Country flirt?

>>38571517
What's their reasoning mate?

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>tend to take photos of things I see when I'm out and about
>at pub last night and friend convinced me to make an instagram because of this
>now too scared to upload anything

>>38571465
Stop making me comfy, lad

Lads I've been DJing in my bedroom for the last 10 years almost obsessively, putting in about 4 or 5 hours a day. This year I decided to send a demo out to some clubs and one in London wants me to come and do a 2 hour set for 2000 plus hotel plus travel.

Should I do it lads? I always wanted to do something like this, but those places are full of normies.

>>38571560
Did you even read my post, they are attacking me because they don't like me, pair of fucking loonies if you ask me

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Benis! Mighty Benis!
Stout, strong, lusty, hard!
Sometimes clean - mostly foul!
Rat-like tendency to seek out shit.
Holiday in thy glory hole
Seek home in black bumholes

>>38571624
I read the post but you didn't say why they don't like you or want to attack you

>>38571569
What sorts of things do you see and take photos of? This could be a potential hub for banter

>>38571613
>those places are full of normies.
you'll fit right in then

>>38571474
its not an easy thing to replicate the takeaway curry as you have to make it the same way they do. which is quite complex.
ive been making them for years but am still perfecting it.

my first currys were shit now i look back, don't quit trying just because you didn't get it right the first time.

>>38571613
you wont be around normies, you just sit in a room, wait till your on, do your set then go home. unless you want to stay and get drunk, but don't forget your records.

>>38571613
Don't you have to be a showman to be a good DJ too?

Sounds pretty normie

>>38571613
>follow normie pursuit for ten years
>actively pursue work in normie clubs
>get offer
>'lol worried about normies lads'

Havent showered in a couple of weeks lads. Body is utterly disgusting

>>38571613
No one is going to pay an unknown DJ 2 grand for a 2 hour set, when there's a billion kids who are equally as skilled who will do it for low 3 figures.

Stop LARPing

>>38571709
The human body is always disgusting.

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am i earning more than poleaboo now im on 47k?

>>38571709
bet you smell great lad x

>>38571664
I'm not trying to make restaurant tier curry, I just want to make one that's at least edible.

>>38571650
Just random things I see on the street like graffiti and rubbish

>>38569258
Yeh 6'1 is king of the manlets now. Got to beat least 6'2 to be a real man and omen really do care about it.

You have to be uncut and have an intact, unmutilated penis too. It is a must.

>>38571709
What does it smell like under your foreskin

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Benis! Mighty Benis!
Faint odour of cheese, stronger of shite
Harden thy smegma to a granite-like hardness!
Swell proud, strong and ebony.
Awaken thyself for lustful insertions!
Ready thyself for Hilda!

>>38571663
How am I a normie? I've been sitting alone on my room playing records for years.
>>38571664
That sounds alright as long as I don't have to talk to anyone
>>38571686
Not for the type of music I play
>>38571690
How is playing records in your bedroom alone a "normie pursuit"?
>>38571715
It's a very big, famous club.

>>38571613
Put it on soundcloud and show us dude. And yes, chase your dreams lad.

>>38571613
What tunes you play mate?

>>38571726
You make around 3x what he earns, even if he does overtime.

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>>38571812
>Put it on soundcloud

>>38571799
>It's a very big, famous club.
Koko?

>>38571799
>It's a very big, famous club.

Very big and famous clubs don't hire unknown DJs, period

>>38571812
Don't want to dox myself lad
>>38571818
Deep house and tech house.
>>38571832
No, think something a bit more credible.
>>38571833
I'm not headlining the main room or anything.

>>38571838
highanon are you making up a story again

>>38571849
He should have taken a zero of his fee to be more believable

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Benis, Mighty Benis!
Lustfully turn the record deck
Spin tunes out - many will dance
Erection subsides in waves
Boner explosion detected
Sweet benis at home in old man's behind

>>38571868
A big club in London wouldn't pay someone 200 to do a set.

>>38571838
>Deep house and tech house
Fuck off mate, play some proper tunes
House is the most boring genre there is same beat for like 10 minutes and fuck all bass

Play some garage or jungle

REEEEEE WHY IS CAR INSURANCE SO EXPENSIVE

>>38571894
I'm white though. That isn't my type of music.

Stop this please I'm getting flashbacks to my mates who fancied themselves DJs

>>38571918
fuck off dont have to be any color to have decent taste

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>>38571948
>color
BEGONE YANK

>>38571833

Not always.

I worked with a dude who played egg numerous times and he had barely any experience before that gig.

>>38571948
Yeah but lad I am worried about normies, so I obviously don't want to go and play in a black man's club.

Once a month my parents phone, and they both decided to phone on the same day and a day I had my phone turned off. My sister too, who I never speak to except at Christmas.

Got 4 messages from my (I presume drunk) mum getting increasingly angry and eventually telling me to never speak to her again for anything if I can't have the decency to pick up the phone.

FFS

>>38571923
theres a guy near me who just hangs speakers out his window blasting music all day and calls himself a dj

>>38571917
I walk a 2.5 mile trip each day because I don't wanna waste my money on a fucking car.

It'd cost MINIMUM a grand for a car, and that'd be a banger, and at least 6-700 quid for insurance.

I'd rather walk

All this talk of Bailey Jay is tempting me again to see this girl next time she's available in London.

https://www.adultwork.com/3124425

>>38571971
Yeah that guy is talking shit. Usually the only person who is actually really famous is the headliner. They'll get paid anything between 10k and 50k, depending on how famous they are and how big the club is. The lesser DJs usually get between 2000-5000 depending on their level of experience. 2000 is about normal for an unknown at a central London club. If they are good enough to be playing there, they are worth the money. Remember these clubs charge 25 quid entry and 9 quid for a beer.

>>38571978
mate your a dj no shut your going to be dealing with normies the fuck did you expect

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TH6-aZA71o0

>>38571965
Take a chill pill, dude

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>Go to website
>"Please disable adblock to continue, thank you"

lol no, I'll just find an alternative website faggot you're not the only person on the internet hosting thick asian porn

Just got back from my /rainwalk/ lads. Went a new route down a little alley next to an orchard. Went into the orchard but it started lashing it down, so I ran back but stepped lightly so I wouldnt alert the farmer up ahead and climbed through a hole in the hedges. It was quite exciting. I felt like JC Denton. In the flesh.

>want change in life
>know opportunity is coming
>wish the time away until opportunity arrives
>opportunity has arrived
>too awkward and nervous to take it

why is life suffering

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Benis, mighty Benis!
Thrust yer mighty helmet into that old man anus
Thrust as if yer life depended
Swell massive, never flaccid
Spout plumes of precious man fat
up the old mans aschen

>>38571917
If you'd been driving since you were 17 it'd be cheap by now due to no-claims

I used to be a dj, also worked in a dj store through the day. (a shop that sells dj equipment)
post 2k tho every kid wanted to be a dj and became one.
as these compact cd mp3 mixers became affordable everyone was doing it.
then theres the software djs
the term dj no longer holds any status. nobody gives a fuck.

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>>38572042
>Find a flash game online
>It ask for your Facebook info

Not all of us use the blue Jew. Why does this happen?

I have an interview at KFC tomorrow. I'm shitting myself right now (figuratively). What questions should I ask, when then inevitably ask me if I have any questions?

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Who here >Lionesses?

>>38572098

Would you please bend over and frig yourself with a mini vibrator whilst I rim you?

>>38572098
Ask them if you get any free chicken

>>38572098
ask them if traps are gay?

>>38572091

That arse looks shopped as fuck. I've never looked at a bum and gotten the uncanny valley vibe from it.

>>38572017
What a load of absolute bollocks

How much fucking money do you think big clubs make? Because it's nowhere near enough to justify shelling out 10-50k on a fucking DJ

>>38572120
the women seem decent t b q h

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>>38572120
>that negro nose
Is she even white?

This can all be settled. DJanon, show us your equipment.

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>>38572120

>not supporting the real English female heroes instead

>>38572120
under-21 boys won the world cup a couple months ago

Countryfile on soon, lads!

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>Had to open window because I couldn't breath
>Hear obese neighbour women giggling and laughing like a schoolgirl

fuck off normies

>>38572168
I don't even think you know what a black person nose is, it doesn't even have big nostrils, big noses aren't black exclusive.

>>38572157

>scoring inside two minutes against Spain

We're the GOAT, lad.

>>38572175

I'm not excruciatingly middle class enough for cricket.

>>38572180

I know. wut?

>>38572218

Why would that annoy you?

>>38572233
It's not real laughter. It's just fake and delusional

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show us yer equipmentay dj lad

>>38572120
>>38572157
>>38572180
How come the women and kids are world class but the men's team are a shambles? Do the premier league pay cheques mean they just don't give a shit if they win or lose or are they actually terrible?

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>>38572233
Fat cunt normie whos probably on alcohol laughing and ruining my mood by being too loud. Why is that obese fuck being happy at my expense

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Onto season 2 of Dark Matter. They've madesome changes to the cast but thankfully the loli is still here

any more poetry requests lads?

>>38572322
>no money compared to PL
>no tactics because for some reason the fa will only hire people who are completely inept
>a lot of the players dont have any real connection to the country and have no real reason to give it all theyve got

>>38572225
Talk about Reddit spacing, holy shit

>>38572322
yes. or the pressure gets to them or some shit. or the sun does a smear campaign the day before a big match for some reason

>>38572151
https://forum.ibiza-spotlight.com/threads/what-do-djs-earn.70292/

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>>38572225

Please

Go

Back

To

Reddit

Your

Spacing

Is

Gay

>>38572170
I can't at the moment, I'm at my nan's house. I go here every sunday for dinner. Will post it later tonight when I get home.

>>38572332
disgusting, how dare these lesser being have fun at your expense, im so sorry ebin, you as a superior being deserve all the happiness and no one but you should be happy and enjoy things, the fucking cunts, things would be so much better if you were in charge of everything

countryfile on now lads - wiltshire looks nice

>>38572225
This isn't leddit you can do normal line breaks.
See?

remember that time when ebin said that your partner will definitely leave you for someone more physically attractive?

just think how his mind works. he think that your partner is bound to leave you for a 7/10 if you're a 6/10.

>>38571889
how the fuck do people here know about clubs? If you've ever stepped foot inside of one then fuck off and kill yourself.

>>38572404
top notch spacing

>>38572440
>Angry that someone can have a nice life and enjoy dancing and kissing girls at the weekend

You are tragic mate.

>>38572322

I don't know much about the development in the womens game, but Premier League teams just don't give a shit about bringing players through their youth system, because the TV money means they can just spaff tens of millions on foreign talent, so we have a much smaller pool of top flight players than the likes of Germany and Spain.

Also our national coaches have been shit for some time.

>>38572440
>you're only allowed here if you've continually been a miserable little shit forever, if you try and make it better just neck yourself
Really not enjoying these Negative Vibes I am getting.

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Who here staying up all night for Game of Thrones?

I don't care if it's normiecore I enjoy it enough to keep watching.

How is being a DJ a skill?

I don't get it.

>>38572322

Because English players are technically inept and lack tactical flexibility.

The reason they do so well at youth level is because they are so physically superior to the majority of other nations.

>>38572431
>>38572404
>>38572364

stupid

meme

kys

idiots

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Wiltshire - county of dreams
Many unfairly-caged benises
Many lustful and proud
Homeland in old man's anus

>>38572478
My swords name would be Silksmooth, and I'd rub it with beeswax

>>38572480
how is playing guitar a skill

i dont get it

>>38572332
you are a literal baby
the world doesn't revolve around you

just ate a box of cream cakes and now I have a headache

>>38572480
You need to choose the right records, put them in the right order, and mix them together seamlessly.

It's a skill in the same way that using a yo-yo is a skill. Anyone can do it but some become amazing at it.

>>38572501
damn thats homoerotic

>>38572478

I think this series will be good actually, though I'm not sure why. Hopefully it's not just diminished expectations.

>implying I can sleep anyway

>>38572468

But this is just shit excuse making isn't it?

What about between 67 and the late 90s when the league would have been predominantly made up of English players?

We were as far away from international success then as we are now.

Until the country starts training more coaches and putting more of an emphasis on technical training it will go nowhere.

>>38572480
Knowing what tunes flow well into each other, being able to mix music together so it doesn't sound like a disconnect, and again keeps flow.

Or do you mean DJ as in producer, because that's a real skill, harder than playing guitar as you have to take samples, mix them together and produce something unique as opposed to just playing ADGF

>>38572508
What a genuinely retarded comparison

Literally on the same level as "How is being an astronaut a skill"-tier retardery

>>38572422
>>38572517
t. normies who probably pollute the air with noise and drink alcohol to have "fun"

>>38572332

lol you're an embarrassment fella. Pathetic even by /britfeel/ standards.

>>38572527
I'd thrust it in and out vigerously, if you perchance to ponder my meaning

>>38572542
oh are they deluding themselves in to having fun too?

I'm sick of the UK lads. I'm going to go and live in Barcelona soon.

>>38572537
it was meant to be retarded to highlight how stupid your question was

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Trying to get the enrgy to finally have a shower. Know I'll feel better after just hard to give a shit.

>tfw wank too much that when you have sex you can't cum.

>>38572528
Shits actually happening finally.

Everyones on the same continent and this season will be planning the big battle/s and that'll be it then.

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>>38572542

>His idea of having fun is watching chink cartoons intended for little girls

>>38572578
>Gonna live in Barcelona
Could you be anymore of a fucking tourist lad.
Only people who live in Barca are fucking scummy white people from UK and fat fucking yanks who think living in spain makes them cultured. The 'Spanish' that live there fucking hate you and will happily rob you.

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>>38572572
probably, they're the type of normie to laugh and giggle in high pitch then instantly turn sour as soon as something they don't like happens also its probably a result of alcohol so it quite literally is fake happiness

>>38572619
he's probably deluding himself in to thinking he is having fun by watching cartoons that other people are watching

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>8pm
>already tired
Fucking hell

>>38572585
And it failed, because the comparison was fucktarded

Try again, kid

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>i will never pull out of jess' freshly fucked fanny and explode all over her perfect abs

>>38572623
I think it will still be better than here. If I don't like it, I can move on somewhere more esoteric.

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>>38572619
Never knew we had a Sopranosposter in /britfeel/.

>>38572634
Same.

And I'm NEET

>>38572623
sounds like liverpool

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>>38572619
I tried to watch the sopranos just under a year ago and dropped it at season 5 because it was boring and repeating itself

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Is there a better mix album than this?
Jay-Z and Linkin Park ain't got shit on this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6TQa1iCNEc

>>38572619

Stoopid'a fuckin' anime.

>>38572542
please tell me you're debating. you cant be this stupid.

>it's an ebin knows best episode

>England are clearly looking to exploit Nobbs' pace down the right flank. Taylor almost slipped in the Arsenal winger but the Spanish defence just about recover to prevent it from getting through.
benis

>>38572642
>you will never fill her waffle iron tummy with your batter

>>38572658
>visit liverpool
>have sex with a milf
>get done for peadophillia.

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>>38572660
You have the shittest taste of anyone I've ever met.

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>it's an ebin thinks he's 'aware' episode

oh boy

>>38572687
t. person who deludes themself into thinking the sopranos is good

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Hello lads.

Who here /wakeupextremelylateeveryday/.

just woke up haha. Want to die tbqh.

If you aren't a paedo you're a normie

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>>38572687

Hey Tone, did you hear what I said?

>>38572687
Watch it ebin

i would genuinely give ebin a back hand if i seen him in real life. he is a fucking idiot and i dont feel sorry for him at all anymore. tilde is retarded for fancying him.

>browing failbook because failed normie
>one of those posts where people complain about someone in a car doing shit comes up on my newsfeed
>car apparently threw a bag of rubbish out of the window in the high street
>i recognise the car reg from a street a few blocks away

should i go around there and piss on the car in the middle of the night tonight lads? i could be a vigilante, like the coon

>>38572730
Theres a lot of falseflagging anons though lad, some of these replies aren't me

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>>38572724
Watch it comrade.

>>38572763
which ones are you?

>>38572715
tell me what you consider a good TV series?

just curious

>>38572749
nah tell the normies and let them do it and get in trouble

they'll just shit on you for taking things too far if you do it

>>38572778
We bullied him out of using a trip or we'd know

>>38572730
He deserves a kicking for dropping S5 Sopranos. Its possibly one of the best seasons of television ever made. Except perhaps S1 Sopranos.

>>38572786
i wasnt planning on telling anyone i was doing anything, or getting caught doing it tbqh

who watching countryfile lads

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>>38572781

He considers Anime the zenith of tv and film lad.

Do you really need any further insight into the absolute shite tier taste he has.

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Normies and their "must see TV"

What better way to waste their few hours before tick tock tick tock its monday again

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Ellie a cute

>>38572749
Probably not lad. Don't get involved in normie drama.
It's only good if the lad knows what he's getting shit for. Put rubbish through his letter box.

I almost got into a fist fight over that shite once.

>work at a food place
>doing a litter picking round the store to make the car park clean
>lad throws can out the window and tells me to pick up the trash
>tell him to get fucked and do it himself.
>he gets out the car and gets in my face
>his mate comes and gets him
Cunts lucky because I was gonna fucking clock a cunt. and probably get knocked the fuck out, but I don't care cos you gotta stand your ground.

>>38572778
ones with my filenames and

>>38572728
>>38572542


rest of the anons are not me

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>>38572811
But lad, monday is Game of Thrones and Twin Peaks night.

>>38572841
tfw no dredd tv show news at sdcc

that asian bird on countryfile is eating honey - I would love to taste her love honey

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>>38572850
>It should be against the law to announce something may happen then not mention it for a good fucking year.

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Feeling quite a bit better now. Might give Tekken a go soon and drink some iced tea

>>38572730
Desu I think if you knew his situation and stuff it's very hard to dislike him. Think anons would be surprised by how thoughtful and kind he is tbqh though I can see why you feel the way you do based on these threads

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Leaving my job tomorrow. Worked for 6 months and in between degenerate drinking and expenses I've still saves 2000 pounds which I have now.

Gonna sign on in a week or two and enjoy the last month of summer freely.

How anyone can stay at the same blue collar job for more than half a year is beyond me.

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Did it lads. The trick was to shower with the lights off so I dont see my hideous body

>>38572869
How do I become friends with you and ebin? I'm not gay or anything like that but I'm a very lonely lad haha

>>38572879
>Leaving my job tomorrow
>Gonna sign on in a week or two
Anon, I...

>>38572869
So what you're saying is Ebin is not the same person he is on britfeel?

Oh look, the exact same fucking thing he spergs out about in regards to another user here.

Kid needs to fuck off

>>38572806
This. He liked Umaru enough to waifu one of the shitty characters in it but he hates whats considered one of the best TV shows of all time.

>>38572879
Lad, sign on as soon as you leave because you wont get bennies for upto 13 weeks if you leave your job.

>>38572862
Country is so comfy in summer

>>38572869
>I-Its his situation its n-not his fault
You sound like a battered housewife you stupid fat cunt.