anniversary

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>her: lol can I come over and watch Netflix ;)
>me: like ok I guess
>we watch movies
>she lets me feel her head
>parents say wow what about her?
>mfw
>I like her
>yes, like that
>but she has bf

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>so we start hanging out more
>we start talking about relationships
>she says her and bf not on good terms

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>me: "u no it's impossible to know when a girl likes you"
>her: well I like u

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>we go back to my place and hang
>play poker with my bro and friends
>get royal flush
>good day so far

>we start dating in secret
>ex bf can't know
>she takes my cherry
>and in the bed I jacked off in as a angsty teen
>but now I'll never be wizard with powers

>I get my own place
>lots of video games
>see gf about once a week
>get excited when she comes over
>we joke around
>she tells me about Vlad the Implier
>and other memes
>meet pepe and walking dinosaurs

>she has a daughter who's almost 2
>we go to the ren fest together
>kid has fun popping bubbles
>fast forward 5 years
>kid's still popping bubbles
>her favorite food is chicken tendies
>and she's not even autistic

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>I go to dinners with girlfriend
>see movies
>play games
>she sings random songs she makes up
>everyone at her job likes her
>she's really social
>she doesn't give a fuck
>she has no fucks left to give
>she tells me that a lot

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>she's into wow
>got me back into it
>she's a pro
>healing raids while listening to music or watching tv
>gives me loot boner

>being with her is sweet
>she can be super sarcastic
>we banter with the best of them
>she likes to scare me coming out of the bathroom

>we move in together
>happy day
>I get to be with her all the time
>we're happy sleeping in the same bed and cuddling

>I miss her when she's not at home
>every time I hear the car door honk I hope it's her
>and sometimes it is
>and she comes back home
>and we get to love each other for one more day
>she gets me like no one else has
>I don't deserve a person like her
>but she says she doesn't deserve me

>we fight sometimes
>and we've been in hard places
>but we keep coming back to each other
>we've been together five years
>and she's the best person I've ever met
>she's my special snowflake

>>38569067
Bait. Let this thread die, anons.

If not bait, good for you. Get off /r9k/.