There are three couples having sex in my house (in different rooms)
Meanwhile I am sitting here being a resentful virgin
>>38568768
My brother is watching star wars downstairs, and my dad is out bicycling.
Meanwhile im here Lifting weights in my garage being a happy fulfilled virgin.
Honestly, why not tell them to GTFO? Its your house, right?
>>38568768
just played some rounds of PUBG with my buddy who's been living in taiwan about a year now
TFW you will never have a beautiful asian waifu who does your laundry while you play games and giggles at your friends over teamspeak
>>38568823
No lmao I have three roommates and they all have their spouses over tonight
>>38568841
>I have three roommates and they all have their spouses over tonight
>roommates
>spouses
Don't tell me that three married men are living with you as roommates.
>>38568881
Sorry no I always thought spouse meant significant other
Two guys my age and a woman several years older