Femanon here, I am going to reply to anyone who posts in this

should i have some more crackers or actually make dinner
thx
ps theyre really good crackers dont forget to factor this in

yeah yeah, how big is the girl in the pic's dick, roastie?

reported whether you really are fembot or not. I will not tolerate these attention whoring threads anymore

>>38566587
excuse me
(walk around them without making eye contact)

>>38566587
First things first... where would I go to find a girl roundabout my age?

>>38566587
WHAT'S THE EASIEST WAY TO END THE PAIN AND TORMENT I KEEP SCREAMING BUT NO ONE HEARS ME

>>38566599
Are these just plain crackers?
Crackers are nice and I find what you said pretty quirky and cute, keep it up!

>>38566602
I doubt she has a penis anon. That is a pretty rude way to start off a conversation with a girl though.

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>>38566587
How do I solicite sex or even just a girlfriend if I'm a 5'5" manlet, chubby, high voice, 0 friends but my face is handsome and I can make women laugh?

>>38566638
yeah just plain crackers I can't afford cheese
will continue with crackers I suppose
thx i guess

>>38566642
>5'5"
literally just give up

>>38566647
at least put some butter on it

how do i get a hairy pussy femanon to be my gf and sit on my face?

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>>38566587
I saw this femanon posting a bait thread on /r9k/ and I /really/ want to snake her toilet. How can I make that happen?

>>38566587
i have a set of questions i want you to answer in order

first of all why should i ask you for advice when you're a female and females give terrible advice?

you seem like you want our attention. why should i make an effort when i dont give a shit about talking to a cute girl and the only thing im interested in when it comes to women is fucking them?

what makes you think you're so wise and valuable apart from how attractive you are and how much attention you get?

my looks are above average and i workout
it's just the fact that I am socially retarded
wat do

>>38566618
Find a girl your with a similar mentality as you try hitting up one of the kindergartens or elementary school most of the girls there are open minded!

>>38566661
i am no pig
butter on crackers? for what purpose? they're delicious already what the fuck anon

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>>38566587

how do get big boobed gf

>>38566666
do not answer these satan questions

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>>38566587
Femanon Femanon why should I try when I pale in comparison to a large number of males and any woman I approach is bound to already have been approached by a far better male, or is going to on the same day or week, and I have no trust into myself havign any things about me that might tirumph over other males due to being 27 years old and never having had a single woman show any romantic interest towards me?

Also what is your opinnion on this picture I am currently masturbating to?

>>38566670
>looking like you do gay4pay
so how much?

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Hmm.
What's my motivation for talking to the girl?
Are we stuck in an elevator? Is she hyperventilating?

>>38566673
It makes them more buttery and delicious especially if you put cheese on the butter don't be mean I also like them plain ;_;

>>38566587
There's this woman I'm friends with through the internet and I think she's interested in me but every time she tries to initiate a conversation with me I get really nervous and can only say really short sentences.
How do I get better at talking to females? I'm legitimately sweating thinking about talking to her..

>>38566666
Absolutely BTFO with that get and those questions

>>38566587
How to I get a virgin gf who's not fat and doesn't drink?

>>38566699
i'm sorry I didn't mean offense.
if I had some cheese I'd definitely consider your butter option but alas i am cheeseless and frankly the idea of butter on crackers disgusts me without something else.

>>38566666
>last word of ebin post is "GET"

>>38566717
I-It's okay I'm not offended
Good luck with your cracker dinner anon!

>>38566693
After succumbing to liberalism her womb has been dried and useless until she discovers the alt right and her pussy juices start to reactivate in a very diverse manner it's up to you to diverse those pussy juices and segregate the colored

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>>38566587
How do I get a girlfriend that is a NEET and introverted like I am?

>>38566670
Like, you totally look like a closet gay, the kind that has repressed issues and is constantly angry because he hates his feminine side.

>>38566612
First off I am not an "attention whore", second off calling a woman a whore is a pretty big no-no if you want to continue talking to them. You can do better.

>>38566616
You have to make eyecontact anon, eyes are the gateway to the heart.

>>38566618
Just leave the house anon, girls are 50% of the population, you are bound to bump into one around your age.

>>38566621
Well first off you dont want to use all caps, it sounds like you are yelling and that isnt a good way to start off a conversation.

>>38566642
A lot of girls out there are willing to look past your exterior if you are a nice guy and treat her with respect.

>>38566662
Not by asking femanons posting advice on r9k

>>38566663
I dont understand what you mean by "snake her toilet"?

>>38566666
It takes one to know one. Im a woman so I know how women think. I dont really like the tone you are taking tbqh.

>>38566667
Just talk to girls. They really arent that scary. After a while you will be less socially awkward!

>>38566670
Because you have an earring anon

>>38566681
Be a nice guy and get to know her

>>38566688
Dont bring up what you are masterbating to when talking to a girl, thats disgusting. It is actually a myth that there are a lot of guys asking out all the girls, there are a lot of girls out there for everyone.

>>38566693
Idk anon, thats for you to figure out

>>38566704
The more you do it, the better you will become at talking to girls

>>38566711
Stop having crazy high standards.

>>38566587

How can I tell if a women wouldn't mind me being short?

I usually just talk to women and then part ways at the end of the night with nothing happening. I've only asked a couple of times and I got turned now.

I always get the impression that they are just being friendly and there is nobody better to talk to but they'd never actually consider dating me.

>>38566740
it's more a midnight snack as it's 1am here but I haven't eaten today so it might as well be dinner.
thanks tho bud almost demolished the entire packet since this thread started.

Is rape bad or good?

>>38566808
>crazy high standards
No, I'm a virgin so I have to be with one. I will have to one say or another.

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>>38566808
You gotta give me something to work with here man, what's my motivation.

>>38566741
I take a deep breath and say
>Hitler did nothing wrong except not finishing the job, even though the Holocaust never happened.
>1488

>>38566808
t.mehmet abdul shahkir al jahar mohamed

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>>38566587
first FUCKING NORMIES now women Freely posting, MODS MODS START BANNNING THESE TRAITORS

>>38566838
>almost demolished the entire packet since this thread started
that's amazing
hopefully next time you can afford cheese

>>38566825
Try to go for shorter women, but some talk women actually like that sort of thing also. Your best bet is just to keep trying anon.

>>38566841
Rape is, and has always been a bad thing.

>>38566844
No. Expecting a woman to be a virgin is having high standards. Idk why men think this is a big deal.

>>38566851
Your motivation is bettering your life and learning to talk to women like myself.

>>38566852
I a white.

>>38566856
The mods wont delete this thread because I have done nothing wrong, this isnt /fuckwomengetout/ its /r9k/, a place that accepts people of all types. Maybe you should get out of MY thread lol.

>>38566587
>just post what you would say to a girl you just met and we can go through what you did right/wrong.

I want to impregnate your breasts, m'lady.

>>38566587
That's that little antifa roastie.
I'd like to fill her womb with my fascist seed.

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>>38566808
>not an attention whore
>posts "hi guys femanon here"
>collects (You)'s

Clever. Here'a (You).

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>>38566903
>I a white.
proof mehemt?

>>38566903
Fuck off you disgusting whore. I bet you don't mind if your guy fucked a bunch of others either right?

I hope you burn.

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>>38566885
>that's amazing
really? thanks anon
im a skeleton, i dont want to give the impression i am some fat fuck who shovels down crackers daily

theyre just really nice crackers

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>>38566903
Ok.
I walk away and go exercise and get a better job and my life is now significantly better without talking to a girl.

Shit that didn't go right, give me different motivation. What does the girl want?

I'm not a NEET though. Stop assuming everyone here is a NEET

>>38566909
You cant just bring up breasts the first time you talk to a girl anon, thats pretty rude.

>>38566937
I dont have to post any pics of myself, that isnt the point of the thread.

>>38566948
That isnt the same thing, you cant even equate those two.

>>38566952
You cant be truly happy without a woman in your life anon.

>>38566960
You might not be a NEET right now, but at one time in your life you were, and you could become one at any moment.

what are good subjects to start a conversation with a girl?? Is it obvious you want something if you out of the blue strike up a conversation?

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>>38566587
How does one retrieve a female that is both tall and smokes (tobacco not dood weed), this is my standard, all other things are secondary looks wise of course, and I remain without having my standard satisfied.

>inb4 lol lower ur standards

I'd rather stay a virgin then settle

>inb4 then stay a virgin

that's not advice.

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>>38566989
Yeah but I have female family members dude and they love me PLATONICALLY AND UNCONDITIONALLY and that's better than regular love.

Gonna ask one last time.
This girl I'm meant to talk to.
Why does SHE need ME?

>>38566989
So if I'm saving myself for the right girl, look better than most guys, am in better shape than most, make more money than most, etc... my standards are high for expecting a girl to wait? It's not fucking hard. Waking up at 6am working 8 hours and going home to study is hard. That's why people like you absolutely infuriate me.

>>38566989
>I dont have to post any pics of myself, that isnt the point of the thread.
t.defensive mehmet

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>>38566951
I really like crackers as well. Thanks for sending me the cat picture. Here's a picture of my cat.

Fuck off roastie, I like cock.

What did I do wrong?

>>38566989
>You cant be truly happy without a woman in your life anon.

Not true. Without a woman, I feel like a entire person; not just one half who longingly seeks out for another half.

I feel stronger now.

>>38566587
>just post what you would say to a girl you just met and we can go through what you did right/wrong.

"Hello, miss. You smell like you're ovulating, am I correct?"

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>>38567029
that is a 10/10 cat anon
truly magnificent
my cat is currently sittin on me purring, have a picture of mine cause i guess we're trading cat pics now

>>38566587
There's a female friend, she wants to hang out a lot, but doesn't let anything go anywhere, but is especially touchy/clingy if there are any other females around like at a party or something. She's known for having orbiters, but they've broken away from her recently. She also has dad issues, and is super secretive about her personal life even to her close friends.

Is she just looking to make me a new orbiter. Is there any chance for me in the future?

>>38567062
Wow can you spread his fat little hole for us all to see m8 he looks like he could really stretch for days if you catch my drift

>>38566587
>pic related, a cute girl who would reject you if you tried talking to her

Fixed that for you.

>>38567090
don't rudepost about cats thx
there are lines

Take your selfabsorbed attebtionwhore thread disguised as an advice thread and get the fuck off my board, roastie.

>>38566989
>You might not be a NEET right now, but at one time in your life you were
Nah. I've never been a NEET
>and you could become one at any moment.
Yes, but that doesn't make me a NEET

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am I a good boye woof woof WOOOOOF

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>>38567062
such a cute cat ;_; mine doesn't sit on my lap she'd rather sit in a cardboard box
>>38567090
disgusting

>>38566587

What do I need to do to be attractive to women?

How do I know when a woman is attracted to me?

How do I keep women happy and want to be in a relationship with me?

Virgin here btw.

>>38567018
Just bring up something you are interested in, or complement her on something.

>>38567020
You standards are too high, you cant just ignore that. And you should be more worried about what is in her heart, instead of what she does or how tall she is.

>>38567021
She doesnt need you and you dont need her, but love brings two people together and cannot be separated

>>38567024
Stop expecting a girl to wait while you get good enough for her, she isnt some thing for you to win anon.

>>38567032
Women can have penises too, its a mental thing as well as physical

>>38567044
Men were made for women, and women were made for men, you cant ignore that fact anon.

>>38567052
You are coming off like a creep anon, talk about something a women would like to hear.

>>38567087
Just ask her anon, women are usually very open about stuff like this.

>>38567121
maybe with that attitude, women love confidence

>>38567150
no lol

>>38567156
you have 100% been a NEET in the past

>>38567173
yes :3

>>38567196
Confidence and maturity, women love a man that can keep them guessing.

>>38567185
Yeah spread that siamese asshole with your sausage fingers ENTERTAIN ME

>>38567215
I told you to leave and you disobeyed. Now you get the stick.

>>38567215
>you have 100% been a NEET in the past
No I haven't. I've always had stuff lined up

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Fuck off roastie. Stop posting.

>>38566587
Me: h-hi, nice to..
Grill: i can't hear you anon speak louder
Me: H-HI, NICE TO MEET YOU, DO YOU WAN....
Grill: you are not chad fuck off, REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
ME: think about the encounter for months on end.

There is just no hope for me, i'm too shy and my voice is way too low unless i shout.

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>>38567215
If we don't need eachother I won't talk to her fampai.
You don't get what motivates men.
It's sad.
Sad anime.

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Females leave. No one wants you here.

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>>38567215
>Your standards are too high
Again, this isn't advice, this is a cop out

>You should be more worried about whats in her heart
I am, I stated physical requirements and a interest or habit, whichever you want to call it. Having standards for both is too high?

Are you really going to tell me that her being 5'8~ or taller, and smoking is too high standards. If so, what standards do you consider fair or 'standard'.

Still waiting on that advice i was promised.

>>38567261
This. Fuck off already

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Normies leave as well. You're fuelling the roastie fire and inflating their already puffed up ego. Fuck off back to r*ddit where you belong.

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>>38567185
i love cats that are fluffy like that
i wish mine was more fluffy but she's cool and it's not like i care a lot
my last pic, and since i finished my crackers im probably gonna sleep. was an enjoyable talk anonkun

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Roasties get out. Fuck off to jewbook or wherever the fuck it is you come from. Go bsck to tumblr. Get the fuck off my board.

>>38567291
send me more cat pics on discord (if you want)
unintelligentai#7241

>>38567215
>You are coming off like a creep anon, talk about something a women would like to hear.
Should I tell her she looks fertile?

>>38566587
I want to save the white race, but also don't want to have children. What should I do?

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>>38567291
You can fuck off too with your roastie enablement. Get the fuck out.

>>38567233
>the stick
im sure it is small anon

>>38567236
you are wrong lmao

>>38567261
>>38567250
naw, people like you get off on bullying women and I wont allow it

>>38567253
This is not actually how the encounter would go, it is more like
>see grill
>think about what you want to say
>never approach her
>think about what could have been

>>38567256
you do

>>38567276
I have already given you advice, if you dont want to take it so be it. It isnt hard to get girls, just talk to them and treat them like people. Stop having standards that arent realistic

>>38567311
no you shouldnt, why would you say that?

>>38567314
Adopt a child. There are a lot of kids in central asia and in the middle east that need homes.

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Roasties leave. You are not welcome. Get the Fuck out.

>>38567336
>no you shouldnt, why would you say that?
So she knows I want to mate with her.

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Roasties leave. Go back to where you came from. You are Not welcome here. Get the Fuck out, stupid cunts.

>>38567356
Yes, go and initiate the mating dance. If she flaps her arms, it means she wants the diqq.

>>38567336
What exactly are you advising me to do? If it's stopping having unrealistic standards, as i asked, please define a realistic standard.

Aswell
>treat them like people
You do understand you're currently posting on r9k, i don't interact with people roastie, KHV NEET.

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Roasties leave. No one wants you here. You're an annoyance and a waste of space. You have no value beyond your holes. No one cares what you have to say. Get the fuck out.

>>38566587
Fuck I'd love to see that girl's asshole.

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Roasties leave. No one wants you here. Get out, stupid bitch.

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>>38567336
>you do
Noooooope I don't.
Videogames and anime are insanely good dude I could live my whole life never talking to a girl and be cool with it.

Only thing that would make a difference is if there's a sad girl who wants to be talked to but is all alone.
Then I would have to act.

But all girls seem pretty ok so why worry

>>38567215
>Just ask her anon, women are usually very open about stuff like this.
She is incredibly not open about this stuff, she won't tell any of her friends about her dating life, past or present.

>>38566769
>How do I get a girlfriend that is a NEET and introverted like I am?
you go to the place all the introverted NEETs all hang out at together, silly! easy!

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Thirsty faggots stop responding to roasties. They will never give you what you want. Fuck off to /soc/ if you want to feed an attention whore.

>>38567356
mating should not be the first thing on your mind when you see an attractive girl anon. you should be thinking about treating her right and romancing her

>>38567377
women are still people, whether we're on r9k or in the real world and in order to get a gf you must interact with them!

>>38567416
that's very sad. the whole point of life is to be with someone else and share your lives, girls that are just friends aren't enough you need a gf

>>38566856
>first FUCKING NORMIES now women Freely posting, MODS MODS START BANNNING THESE TRAITORS
/r9k/ is now /teenvogue/
women destroy everything they touch.

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Roasties get out. Stupid whores can go get attention elsewhere. /R9K/ is not for you.

>>38566779
Shit no lie i'd let a dude suck me up, id do anything for some type of sexual contact lmao

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>>38567455
Get off my board, dumb whore. Leave.

>>38567489
why not just get tinder and meet a girl? lots of girls are also looking for sexual contact

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>>38567489
Faggots can get out too. Take your faghags with you.

>>38567455
Alright, lets go over the last time this was attempted

>3rd-4th grade
>already autist
>am approached by some random girl
>spaghetti teleports to floor
>become extremely flushed and ran away

I have a severe aversion to being touched as well as being absolutely terrible at socializing non-personally, let alone interpersonally.

>>38566587
this grill at my job keeps putting her arms around me and trying to get me to do shit for things like kisses.

Is she fucking with me

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>>38567521
Take it to /adv/.

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>>38567455
>sad
Not to me.
I can share my life with a lot of people who aren't girls pal.
I'm gonna go drive a 10 hour round trip to meet up with some dude from a videogame later this week because he's like my idol and he wants to get rid of some fitness equipment.

A girl won't ever play a videogame with me for seven years then say I can have her second hand exercise gear if I pick it up desu senpai.

If she does, I'm there. But girls just don't want to say things like that to guys nowadays. That's what's sad desu.

>>38566587
There's a girl that, when I look at her and raise my eyebrows, also raises her eyebrows in a funny way and smiles.
I've known her for a week and this is the third day she's done that. We haven't talked yet, other than a simple hello a couple of times.
WHAT DO I DO NOW SHE LOOKS GORGEOUS BUT I AM THE OPPOSITE

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>>38567543
Allow me to play with the roastie while I can, it's not like these other faggots are going to stop replying if I do.

Roastie, I can appreciate what you're trying to do, but some of us are just meant to be alone.

>>38567512
You don't think i've tried tinder? I'm convinced there's something about m that throws females off, i can't get even close to a chance. Fuck women srsly i'm done god fucking damn

>>38567521
just keep working at it by approaching girls continuously wherever you can! the more you do it, the easier it becomes and it will make you better coping with rejection when that comes

>>38567528
no just go for it anon kiss her back!

>>38567546
yes they do lots of girls have secondhand exercise equipment they want to give away

>>38567553
you've made too much eye contact with her I'd try and lay low for a bit

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>>38566612
>>38566856
>>38566948
>>38567150
>>38567233
>>38567250
>>38567261

Join us robots

The fire rises

[email protected]

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>>38567709
A girl has never offered me a set of weights dude so I don't know who's hoovering up all this cheap fitness paraphernalia.
Probably Chad.

>>38567709
>approaching girls continuesly whenever you can

I live in a town of 500, and most of them are old people or married. As well, i'm extremely submissive so, I wouldn't be assertive even if i was able

>>38567173
You're a good boy, dogposter.

>leaving the house for the sole purpose of approaching girls
Nah

>>38567709
Forgot to mention she's married

Which is getting kinda weird cuz she's shown me her body

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>>38567709
I told you to leave. Do you have brain damage? Are you retarded? Can you not follow simple instructions? What is your major malfunction, roastie?

>>38567817
girls dont own cheap fitness paraphernalia we only buy expensive high quality things since we know they last

>>38567835
you'll creep some of them out sure but it's all worth it for the end result of getting a gf right?

>>38567888
this is the only way you'll find a lady to love

>>38567892
she's obviously unhappy in her marriage and its a guys duty to make a woman happy so you should take up where he has failed

>>38567709
>lay low for a bit
I actually had the chance to talk to her today, more specifically sit with her in a bus.
In hindsight it's a good thing I didn't, will catch her at another time.

I also just want to look at her eyes, they're really pretty. And we've got a thing going on with those eyebrows, you know?
I'll at least try to not be an autist about it.

>>38567709
this person thinks we just have unlimited, heroic confidence, it's funny.

i work on the Vegas strip and i don't even see guys chatting up girls. it takes a lot of courage, not even confidence, to go up to a group of girls (they're all in groups, btw) and just start talking to them.

try going up to a group of people who are all extremely beautiful/handsome, well dressed and they're all taller than you. i guarantee you you don't have the balls, even though you're talking up a game.

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>implying I'm a virgin NEET
I go over to your house and fuck your girlfriend while you are at work, wagecuck.

>>38566587
>just post what you would say to a girl you just met and we can go through what you did right/wrong.

"sorry"

Dear femanon OP

Met up with sister's best friend while drinking out in the town, she was blind drunk and said that I'm her boyfriend for the night. We sexually danced, made out and said we should go hers to continue the night (fugg)

We used to have a thing years ago where we almost dated but I pulled back because I didn't want to ruin my sister's relationship with her. Now we're older I feel a lot more accepting of the idea. She threw up and got thrown into a taxi without me.

She texted me that she doesn't remember what happened that night. Should I tell her what happened and continue. She has a boyfriend but I've always felt an attraction between us.

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>>38567925
Not only are you a dumb fucking whore, you're offering advice to other anons that They should break up marriages and encourage OTHER roasties to fuck over other men.

You are a disgusting reprobate. A harlot. Not only a slut, but a individual who encourages the creation of other sluts. You are a vile and repulsive woman. Get out.

>OP seriously thinks THAT is cute
Women have some of the most idiotic standards.

>>38566587
>Hi
Message originally sent from my smartphone

>>38567925
>we only buy expensive high quality things
wew

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>>38566587
>just post what you would say to a girl you just met and we can go through what you did right/wrong.
what do i want from her? what is the reason i am talking to her?
i find most normies really boring especially girls sadly
i don't bother with them unless i have a specific need and some context

>>38566587
your a fucking nigger op not a hot girl

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>>38567892
And to give you proper advice: do not be responsible for the invalidation of another man's marriage. That woman can be a whore all she wants, but by you allowing her to break the rules of relationships, you are normalizing infidelity. You can control no one but yourself, and you should not allow yourself to be dragged into a case of adultery just to bust a nut. Have some fucking self control.

>>38567940
I recommend making the intense kind of eye contact you normally do but don't be too weird about it with the playful eyebrow movements and such

>>38567962
you're right I wouldn't approach them because I don't need to. they would approach me

>>38568006
this is right. if you just say sorry however, she doesn't know what you mean, so you should instead extend it to "sorry to bother you"

>>38568023
you should go for it. if she has a boyfriend it's obvious she's not very close to him

>>38568036
she's beautiful. if I was to ever go that way I would definitely date her

>>38568106
we know quality when we see it

>>38568126
you're talking to her to find out more about her and (hopefully) ask her out on a date

what do I do if I like Johnny Cash and want to get a GF

>>38568237
>we know quality when we see it
can you stop talking metaphoric? we got it. go sit on a dildo

Where do I find a girl who understands I'm busy as fuck and will just be there to hug me and sleep with (like actually cuddle and fall asleep) when I finally get home

>>38568265
not her but you can go to a john cash fan club and meet girls there

dont forget to wear a cowboy hat to embody the cowboy spirit

What do I do if all the women in my past have painted such a dark image for women in my eyes to the point where it literally turned me gay/bi and I'm at the point where I'm starting to believe that women are inferior to men and that if we had artificial incubators there would be no need for the scourge on society that is women. I don't want to be this way but literally every girl I've been with has either cheated on me, lied to me, and throw me aside, but every guy I've been with is nice, caring, loving, and sticks with me through the good and bad times. Never have I had a painful breakup that wasn't because of moving away with a guy, but literally every breakup with a girl ends in yelling, throwing shit, her breaking my stuff. What's wrong with your gender? Why are all of you such pricks? How do I prove to myself that this isn't true? That you all do have purpose?

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I've been in a relationship for 4 months. We're both 18 and still virgins, but I really don't want to be anymore so that I don't end up an incel at 30, and being the last remaining virgin from my original class isn't helping my self-esteem either. She's shy and kinda religious/conservative, but not very. She's my first gf and I'm her first bf.

To the point: how do I get sex? I thought it'd just come naturally but it hasn't. Are there specific things I should do?

>>38567215
what do u think about nibbas who eat da pussy

>>38568468
First get off this board normie

>>38568317
I'm her and I 100% endorse this

>>38568290
don't be salty anon just because girls know what were doing better than men most of the time

>>38568301
hmm the best way of finding a girl that's not clingy I think is trying the femanon threads on this board. try and approach girls in them

>>38568465
I'm sorry but as a fellow woman I'm on there side. you probably did something to upset them that a guy probably wouldn't get upset by. maybe you're insensitive?

>>38568468
I'd say very gentle coercion will help

>Hey nice hair. Want to talk?

>>38568613
came here when i was lonely loser and now i cant leave

>>38568717
>gentle coercion
What do you mean? Any examples?

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>>38568237
>you're talking to her to find out more about her and (hopefully) ask her out on a date
then i am not talking to her at all

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Look at this fucking roastie. Telling anons to engage in cheating and still running its mouth. Women should be neither seen nor heard on /R9K/. You are a shit influence on this board and need to shut the fuck up and leave. You give
horrible advice, have no clue what you're talking about, and are a complete imbecile. Go. Leave. Get out.

>>38568717
See? That's the shit right there, instead of going
>maybe you only dated trash women
You went
Cuz I'm a woman I have support the women you were probably the piece of shit in that situation.
It's not like they cheated on me or anything or left me because I got depressed, this is the shit why. You ended up proving my point when you were supposed to do the opposite.

>>38566670
holy shit are you a faggot

>>38566670
Get rid of the stubble and the earing.

>>38568793
This is bad. why are you focusing on her hair?

>>38568801
keep encouraging her to be sexual with you. if she's put off, tell her that she can tell you to stop whenever but make sure she understands that this is what you REALLY want

>>38568907
I'm glad i could help you come to a conclusion anon! best of luck to you!

>>38566587
Alright, I'll bite. Give it to me straight OP. Please be brutally honest.

Can an uggo really charm his way into your pants if he makes you laugh?

How does sex feel with/without condoms? Is it just as good either way for girls?

What really gets you off? Do you actually enjoy getting dicked? Or would you rather that guys just eat you out to completion?

Cute girls always try and talk to me, but I struggle to maintain a conversation and act quite awkward which turns them off, I usually miss any signs that they give me only to realise days later that they liked me.

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>>38569050
Take your sorry ass to /adv/. You're intellectually deficient and shouldn't be tainting any of these robots with your absolute garbage advice. Get the fuck out.

>>38569051
it's all about confidence! condoms don't feel good to me and I'd rather just take birth control everyday and actually piv sex is my preference. getting eaten out feels kinda wet and slimy

>>38569076
you say you act awkward and that turns them off but you realise that they actually like you days later? your awkwardness sounds endearing and cute!

>>38569051
>What really gets you off? Do you actually enjoy getting dicked? Or would you rather that guys just eat you out to completion?
unless a girl has been abused, they have an innate need to have their pussy filled. it's an ache. their brain understands that is the function of that body part-- receiving a penis.

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>>38569191
Get the fuck out stupid whore.

>>38568717
salty anon here

will you have sex with me?

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>>38566587
Are you single? Would you date a fat 30 year old?

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>>38569227
I haven't laughed that much in ages, stop being so edgy

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>>38567925
>you'll creep them out sure but
No buts, I don't even smoke and i'd come home and chainsmoke a pack of cigarettes if such a situation took place. You really don't understand severe social anxiety at all, do you?

You have no place even attempting to give advice, it was fun to fuck around with you but you haven't helped anyone ITT, you don't and can't get it. Begone and never return roastie

>>38569277
not after you were mean to me

>>38569297
fat? absolutely not

>>38569347
I think I've helped some people in this thread, if you dont want to take my advice thats fine anon you can be alone

>>38569422
its my ice breaker

come on im already strokin it

>>38569314
You can take the dumb roastie with you, normalfag.

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>>38569461
Whoops, forgot my normie repellant

>>38566587
To a girl I just met?

"Hey, my name's Anon, what's yours?"

"Oh, Anonita? That's a pretty cool name."

Then try to compliment something about her that's not, you know, sexual. Nice hair, nice bag, nice eyes, something like that.

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Roasties and normies leave.

Falling for the bait. I would say

>Hey, you look pretty, what's your name?

If she doesn't immediately tell me to go away or ignore me, she'll thank me and tell me her name, after which I reply with mine and say "nice to meet you." I don't know what to do after that and I feel like a fucking autistic creep.

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>>38566587
> just post what you would say to a girl you just met and we can go through what you did right/wrong.
You can't help them much with out being in the situation and see their body language and hear their voice, see how they look.


>tfw /r9k/ falls for "femanon" without any proof

>>38566808
Not fat isn't high standards, It's basic. I just got a gf and I wouldn't found her attractive if she was fat.
Not being fat is basic


To all robots: Confidence is the key and don't look like a try hard.

hope i'm not too late.

i keep seeing mixed advice. is it EVER a good idea for a man to pursue a woman for any extended period of time? like if someone doesn't show immediate interest, should men instantly give up on her and move onto the next person?

>>38568717
>hmm the best way of finding a girl that's not clingy I think is trying the femanon threads on this board. try and approach girls in them

I doubt that, I've only met two off here and they were super clingy...one even went full psycho and stalked me across boards.

>>38569502
>>38569545
Fuck this is really goodthread destroyer, what does it called?, so I can use it too

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This thread
orignalsfg

>>38569595
Well it's clearly fake, but the only way it would stop me, personally, is if it was real and on a dick or a vagina or something.

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Get the fuck off my board, normalfags.

>>38569595
Trypophobia

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>>38566587
I won't fall for the normie meme is seeking out women I don't know.
I want to have a female friend where mutual feelings develop, and I won't settle for anything less.
24 year old NEET here, never leave the house, will die alone.

>>38569628
I just googled "holes disease" and found pics never mind.
Yeah it's disgusting

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>>38569628
Here's one. Hope u rike it.

>>38569653
Well, it's not a fake thing, but these pictures are fake and taken to the ultimate degree. Especially the hand one, that's like clay or something, they weren't even trying with that one.

>>38569457
eww. this is why you don't have a gf

>>38569519
why are you calling her name cool? she didn't pick her name. I wouldn't be impressed if a guy came up to me and said that

>>38569557
the girl is just pretty to you? thats it?

>>38569558
I've already told these anons confidence is the key but they dont want to follow my advice... :/

>>38569570
no. you should keep trying and vying for her attention. it's all about the chase

>>38569573
girls are delicate. we can be very emotional and moody and we need that love and support and you to stay by us through thick and thin. isn't that what being in a relationship is all about?

>>38569579
you've met three girls on here and you think thats a representation of every femanon? i've met femanons that want bfs and are very independent

>>38569642
if you never leave the house how will you find a female friend?

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Have some bot fly infestation

>>38569804
>eww
cute

:*

>>38569843
your flirting is bad. you really need to work on it

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Normies get out. Roasties leave. Thirsty robots, have some self respect.

>>38569890
im sad now

take care!

>>38566587
Want to sneak in to my parent's house later so we can do it? I'll let you in through the basement window while they're asleep.

>>38569804

>the girl is just pretty to you? thats it?

Well yeah, that's all I know about her as I approach her. Should I save compliments for later? When I try to talk to girls it winds up just me talking about the weather or some shit while they ignore me. If I tried to say what's actually on my mind or how I felt it then would be some sort of autistic sexually-frustrated bitchfit so I have to bullshit either way.

A girl specifically said she wants to be with a group of friends when she meets me (I've made my intentions clear). Is this good or bad?

>>38569804
Ok I'll bite your"bait" beucse you have a good Intentions.

How old are you?
And If you see that a boy you like have a gf, does it make him more attractive?
Or if you know that the man you like had a gf in the past, does it make a difference for you? would you find him more attractive if you know he had a gf? less attractive if you know he's a virgin?
Because a lot of men saying they become more attractive once they got a gf

>>38569804
Well I never said it was a representation, just that I don't think it'd happen here; doesn't mean I won't keep trying. Compounding this is the fact that no one lives in my neck of the woods, and I won't do LDR because I need physical touch. Lastly, I'm not much of a catch, I mean I'm alright but nothing special.

Thanks though, I'll keep trying.

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I have a small penis, a reluctant acnea, i'm completely apathetic, unable to understand how people "feel" and a manlet
Most of the people i met were agree about my inability to deal with kids and women

So now, explain how can i have a decent relationship with a girl

>>38569950
It's a good idea for her to do that. She's still meeting you but don't bet on fucking her unless they're a thotsquad. Make sure you flirt a little bit though.

>>38570025
That's why fat girls exist. Just avoid the ones that call themselves "curvy" and you're good to go.

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Going to uni to a new big city in two months.
I have no past experience with girls, but I am not awkward or bad when it comes to social interactions. I've got a 6-7/10 face but I'm chubby. (6'1, 94kg).
Is there anything I could do? Two 13 year old girls are all over me but girls my age won't even notice me. What could I be doing wrong?
I know you're most likely a guy but advice's advice I guess

>>38570050
>Two 13 year old girls are all over me
go for it anon, no matter how old you are it will be experience
might even lose your virginity

5'8" Asian guy here. WHEN I talk to white girls I introduce with my name maybe buy a drink. Small talk and usually goes nowhere, either boring conversation or they say they have boufriebd.

>>38570091
>boufriebd
Is that a disease?

>>38566587
literally how do i find girls to try and flirt with? i dont go out to bars or clubs and talking to strangers has never got me any more than weird looks

>>38570122
>literally how do i find girls to try and flirt with?
>I dont go out to bars or clubs
Online dating sites or Tinder. Bars and clubs are the only place to do it in real life without being a creep.

>>38570164
>Online dating sites or Tinder
i've tried tinder but i'm just not good looking enough for girls to swipe right to me

>>38566587
I'm already talking with a cute chocolate girl, roastie

Fuck off

>>38570070
I don't want to risk man. Sorry.

>>38570224
how orginally old are you

Wtf happened to tits or gtfo.
Why are u all giving attention to a cumbucket.
How is being a cumbucket makes someone worth asking something or an expert.

Fuck off cumbucket, go attentionwhore on some camsite.

>>38570245
I am a very original 19 year old man.

>>38570262
how do you even know these 13 year old girls then?

>>38569920
hope you can find a girl to practice flirting with because you need it

>>38569938
you shouldn't start off with asking a girl to sleep with you

>>38569939
you should just be honest and tell her how you feel. girls love that

>>38569950
sounds like she might be trying to just befriend you

>>38569954
I'm 18 and i do find it kind of attractive when a guy im interesting in has a gf. its more challenging for me to try and flirt with him and i like that. it shows hes also more experienced and knows what hes doing. i try my best to stay away from virgins

>>38569967
good luck anon! just believe in yourself!

>>38570025
if the desire is there, the rest will fall into place. just compliment her and give her love and it will work out

>>38570050
i'd practice social interactions on the two 13 year old girls. they wont mind if you mess up and make mistakes

>>38570091
give yourself a more interesting, exotic name. you can get away with it because you're asian haha

>>38570122
try femanon threads, theyre usually pretty friendly

>>38566587
Do you like the taste of cum femanon?

>>38570284
>I'm 18 and i do find it kind of attractive when a guy im interesting in has a gf. its more challenging for me to try and flirt with him and i like that. it shows hes also more experienced and knows what hes doing. i try my best to stay away from virgins

You're a bad person

>>38570340
i never let guys cum in my mouth i have self respect

>>38570280
Long story short, every year at the start of the summer break, my father, my uncles and their friends take their kids camping to this nice mountain village for about a week and a half.
Girls over 18 not allowed (including moms), guys over 18 can only come with their kids, otherwise not.
So I know them from there since my father is the one who started the whole thing

>>38570353
how? i know what i like and i go for it and look at me now. virgins arent up to par with me

>>38570284
>good luck anon! just believe in yourself!
Th-thanks, y-you too

>>38570245
dont you think you can trust them not to tell?

>>38570430
sorry, meant to reply to this guy insteads
>>38570224

>>38570353
Women like taken men. No surprises there.

>>38570363
It's literally the best way, if nothing else just for the clean up. I had a gf for 2 years who would swallow and it was fantastic. Yeah it's hot to cum on the ass or the belly or even inside, but in the mouth is so..so nice...

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>>38570284
I am 100% positive they like me because I overheard their conversation. Also, one of them jump-hugs me everytime she sees me and won't let go. The second one is more shy but probably as into me as the other one.
>>38570430
I have reasoning behind my decision my friend.
>I end up doing something sexual with one of them
>they will want to date
>I refuse because of obvious reasons
>at this point her friend probably already knows
>parents notice she is sad
>she gives in and tell them.
>I'm in jail

Also, the age of consent here is 15 but I'll by 400km away at college by that time... So I dunno. they're both pretty and kind sweet little things... It's not as if I ddin't think about it but it just feels like I'd be using them

>>38570284
>i try my best to stay away from virgins
You realize it's not something good to say here and it's reinforcing everything bad robots think here about girls.?

I'm a virgin and just recnlty got my first gf, I'm almost 22 and she's 19. and even though I have no sexual experience I'm much much more "know what to do" and more experience when its comes to sex and making out than she is.
So don't rule out virgins, I can guarantee you I'm just like the average 18-22 years old male. and my gf didn't "sense" any vrginty from me, I could have lied to her and she would have believed me I'm not a virgin. and there's a lot of 18 years old virgins.
But I do feel more confidence for the future gf because I can always tell I had gf and I know girls find it more attractive

>>38570402
>i know what i like and i go for it and look at me now. virgins arent up to par with me

Well right there you've shown that you're arrogant and you disparage others for their problems. Also you attempt to ruin relationships for your own personal enjoyment and would rather pressure people to go against their commitments than show affection toward someone who would appreciate you. You started a thread claiming to offer "advice" only to make fun of people who ask for it.

You're a mean, selfish, immature brat and nobody should ever date you.

khv here. I'm thinking about giving up on females and turning gay. I find it difficult because I'm not attracted to men. What should I do?

> its more challenging for me to try and flirt with him and i like that. it shows hes also more experienced and knows what hes doing
>i try my best to stay away from virgins
>i know what i like and i go for it and look at me now. virgins arent up to par with me
Also I must say every respect I had for you is gone now

I'm a 28 year old male and I love fucking 18-21 year olds. But communication is different today than it was a few years ago. How do i know when a girl wants to fuck older men and how do they like to be pursued?

>>38570491
how about you do sexual stuff with both of them and sell it to them that you dont want a relationship because you dont want ti risk breaking up their friendship? could work
if not just wait until you come back from college and they're a bit older

>>38570539
>How do i know when a girl wants to fuck older men
Because she's a girl

>how do they like to be pursued
Aggressively if they like you, or at least that's what I think now

>>38566587
can I just rape your pussy sweetie

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>>38566587
To give a few exerts for example
>I'm sorry if I'm boring you
>I hope I'm not being annoying
>Oh, I'll let you get on with what you're doing then, all good
And never asking for something assertively

How terminal is my nogf status?

>pic related being how women probably think of me

If you were to hit me in a fight can I hit you back?

I'm a virgin male who isn't fat and doesn't drink why is it a high standard to expect the same from a girl? ;-;

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>>38570284
>desire
>compliments
>love
Sorry but when i think about these, i always end up analysing the thing with a logic : "She probably love me because X", "Given what she did, it will end like this"

Honestly at this point, i have accepted the fact that i'm not made for this and that i should focus on other things
But i still have a bit of hope, which is why i post here

>>38570647
>I'm sorry if I'm boring you
>I hope I'm not being annoying

Never say these things to anyone, ever. They are more annoying than anything else because it comes off that you're just trying to make someone feel guilty for not giving you more attention. Nobody wants to be around people like that. Only apologize for things like bumping into someone or forgetting to do a favor.

You don't have to be assertive but don't try to make other people feel sad.

>>38566599
>>38566602
>>38566621
>>38566667
>>38566670
>>38566688
>>38570539
>>38570518
>>38570491
>>38570472
>>38570460
>>38570402
>>38570381
>>38570262
>>38570245
>>38570224
>>38570199
>>38570122
>>38570091
>>38570050
>>38570025
>>38569967
>>38569954
>>38569950
>>38569939
>>38569920
>>38569642

Etc.

This thread has made me disappointed in the rest of this board. You continue to ask for advice from some underage roastie whore, who's too young to know her ass from her head, that continually offers bad advice. She tells anons to cheat, says it's a good idea for older males snobs to interact with underage girls, admits that she seeks out other males who are in relationships, and generally offers absolutely degenerate, whorish advice. The fact that you faggots continue to give this slutty cunt ANY attention whatsoever makes disgusted. You are all disappointments.

>>38570472
your gf probably had no self respect. cum is icky and all my friends have told me about how salty it tastes

>>38570491
the second girl I'd say is probably more likely to do keep quiet if you do anything with her, so I'd focus on her

>>38570498
was your gf a virgin? if not she was letting you lead her even though she knew fully what to do. most guys have no idea haha trust me. not only that most virgins can be very creepy

>>38570508
I have made fun of no one in this thread. i have my preferences and im very experienced, experienced enough to make an advice thread. you calling me all those names is just your opinion and is obviously filled with your hatred towards women. you could learn something from me

>>38570518
electroshock therapy? maybe you can just transition. if you hate girls THAT much you dont deserve to date us, as much as im sorry to hear that

>>38570532
those are my opinions, not my advice

>>38570539
you can tell by the aesthetic they give off for sure. if they dress with that kind of lana del rey / lolita vibe, go for it!

>>38570629
BAD BAD BAD

>>38570647
its good that you apologise at the start, it sounds really sweet

>>38570652
ive never hit anyone in my life anon

>>38570667
because girls are allowed to do what ever they want. you dont own us

>>38570709
that hope is all you need anon! and ofc she loves you because of something, love doesnt just come from anywhere and everywhere

>>38566587
>Hey babe, are you Chibi? Cause I would really prefer if you'd be quiet.

And then I'd give her one of these:
:^)

>>38570723
I didn't actually read the thread lad, I just posted my question

>>38570723
its obvious you dont have a gf anon, its okay.

>>38570777
sounds very sarcastic and rude

>>38570798
I don't recall asking for a response from you. Keep your cockholster shut and your shitty opinions to yourself.

>>38570721
So I should jut end my life? Gotcha pal.

>>38570764
>its good that you apologise at the start, it sounds really sweet
I think I'll take the other dude's advice after I read your "I stay away from virgins and wants chads who are already dating girls" post.

Roastie.

Dear Femanon,

I've had oneitis for 11 years. My feelings for this girl have persisted through four girlfriends, one e-girlfriend, one trap gf, and one beautiful wife.

My oneitis is an amazing person. She's so sweet that she even apologized to me for not loving me back those 11 years ago. I haven't said a word to her or acknowledged her presence ever since she repeatedly rejected me over the course of a semester, including making it clear that she didn't want to marry me, but she's still tried to contact me about every two years to apologize again, including through intermediaries. She even rated me five stars on OKCupid when she found my account, though I had just started a relationship with someone else. I ignored all of this because I just wanted to get over her rather than risk being rejected again.

She's engaged now, though, and I'm married, so it should all be over, right?

How do I stop thinking about her each day?

>>38570798
>replies to my thread
>WHY DID YOU RESPOND
because its my thread babe, i know it can be confusing

How do you get your hair to smell so nice?

>>38570822
>>38570845
oops

>>38570836
i dont go after other girls' boyfriends. thats girlcode

>>38570842
sounds like true love. hardly anyone experiences this. you should reach out to her

>>38570851
porn is super unrealistic though anon

>>38570858
expensive shampoos

>>38566587

I'm fat, it doesn't matter for me.

I think one of my best friends and his girlfriend are going to break up soon. How fucked up would it be if I went after her after they break up and how long should I wait if I do it at all?

>i dont go after other girls' boyfriends
>I'm 18 and i do find it kind of attractive when a guy im interesting in has a gf
Did she seriously say this?

>>38570957
his ex gf isnt his property anon. the girl is her own person. you can pursue her whenever they break up

>>38566587
>Hey, I bet I can snatch this [tiny object] from your hand before you can close it

this line has never failed to start a conversation, getting my foot in the door. It's the perfect ice breaker and I am now sharing it with all you kissless virgins. You're welcome.

>>38570913
do women like watching BLACKED porn?

>>38571164
you sound like a magician anon - so mysterious!

>>38571224
most of my friends dont watch porn, so no

>>38571249
>most of my friends dont watch porn, so no
so the ones that do, what do they watch?

also, do you girls measure your vaginas?

>>38566587
post tittz

what are some solo easy hobbies I can get into? I just rot in my room all day

>>38571258
i'm not sure. i assume just run of the mill porn although i do have a friend that has a black boyfriend so maybe she likes blacked haha
and how would i measure my vagina put a measuring tape inside it? thats kind of weird

>>38571259
this isn't how you talk to women

>>38571298
knitting is fun

>>38566587
what's the fucking point if I'm ugly beyond repair?

The 'best' advice that I've found from this thread is to be nice to girls and respect them...

This doesn't sound very effective desu

>>38571400
>what's the fucking point if I'm ugly beyond r
not the femanon, but working out does wonders for ugliness, even facial ugliness.

if you're really, truly ugly beyond repair though, move to asia. over there, they have a huge emphasis on status, as well as a huge hard on for white men. even an ugly loser can make it over there as long as he's modestly rich and white.

>>38566587
If I want to ask a girl out to lunch that I haven't actually talked to in over a month, do I need to build up a text conversation or can I just ask her to meet me for lunch right off the back?

>>38571400
gussy yourself up a bit and get some confidence!

>>38571401
that's all girls want. if you're rude to them, you'll never get anywhere

>>38571463
just ask her out asap!

>>38571360
>and how would i measure my vagina put a measuring tape inside it? thats kind of weird
dildo up your vag and see how far it goes.

>>38571521
I don't own a dildo, most girls dont

>>38571360
TITS OR GTFO
You should know this simple rule by now, roast.

>>38570913
>girlcode
>>38570913
>true love
>>38570993
>I'm 18
>>38570993
>attractive when a guy im interesting in has a gf
>>38570764
>most virgins can be very creepy
>>38570402
>virgins arent up to par with me
>>38570284
>just be honest and tell her how you feel
>>38570284
>just compliment her and give her love
>>38570284
>i'd practice social interactions on the two 13 year old girls
>>38569804
>girls are delicate
>>38569804
>>38569422
>fat? absolutely not
>>38568237
>I wouldn't approach them because I don't need to. they would approach me
>>38568237
>we know quality when we see it
>>38567215
>Women can have penises too, its a mental thing as well as physical
>>38567215
>love brings two people together and cannot be separated
>>38567215
>women love a man that can keep them guessing
>>38566808
>Be a nice guy
>>38566808
>>38570284
>I'm 18
>Just talk to girls
>we need that love and support

why are yo guys asking her opinion again?

>>38566587
I'm a turbo-loser mutt spic who has always been attracted to white girls.

What's the fastest or less painful way to end my shit?

>>38571514
>gussy yourself up a bit and get some confidence!
there's nothing I can do to fix my face

>>38571565
do you just shove your hand up there then?

>>38571574
Maybe she's stupid but so are other girls. Logic has failed me in the past, perhaps it is time I make the wrong move and see where that gets me.

>>38571514
>that's all girls want. if you're rude to them, you'll never get anywhere
>not being mean to them
>not teasing the shit out of them
>not making them so frustrated that they become completely infatuated with you

step it up femanon, teasing and playful ribbing is my bread and butter. it's so easy too.

>>38571607
I'm not discussing this with you

>>38571581
it gets better

>>38571597
it can't be that bad unless you have a serious physical disability then your life is over ha

>>38571647
girls arent logical. were sensory - feeling. emotional. make the wrong moves, anon. make a move at least.

>>38571649
maybe that sounds too kinky and sexual though too quick

>>38571574
why are you attempting to take my words out of context? im not a bad person anon

You still here? Why do fat disgusting women orbit me?

>>38571752
>I'm not discussing this with you
>won't discuss on an anonymous image board
dumb stupid roastie I bet you take 20 dicks a day you stupid whore.

we can all tell that you're lying.

>>38571785
you're right, why are they orbiting you? you don't deserve them if you refer to them as fat and disgusting

>>38571806
lying about what? i dont want to be sexual with an anon. its cowardly

>>38566587
I have no problem talking to girls. As a matter of fact I can hold a conversation for hours if I have to. I'm not a NEET either. Only problem I face is about making a move. I don't put out that much.

>>38571752
>it gets better
How? Pls, explain

>>38571844
>lying about what? i dont want to be sexual with an anon. its cowardly
HOW THE FUCK IS IT COWARDLY YOU STUPID ROASTIE.

ITS FUCKING ANONYMOUS DOES YOUR STUPID FEMALE BRAIN UNDERSTAND THAT?

I BET IF CHAD ASKED TO FUCK IN PUBLIC YOU WOULD BE NAKED BEFORE HE FINISHED THE SENTENCE DUMB ROASTIE.

>>38571752
>it can't be that bad unless you have a serious physical disability then your life is over ha
do horrendous acne scars that look like acid burns count?

>>38566587

Im bald at 22.
What is it like, knowing that as a girl you'll never know true suffering?

>>38571844
What should I refer to them as?

Tldr; be yourself, keep trying, go outside and you'll meet somebody

Sure if you're Chad thundercock this is great advice. But if you're short and ugly you have no chance. Ask me how I know.

>>38571854
why not? dont you want to? you should just put out all the time and be a manwhore

>>38571857
gf, pets, marriage, family, kids, holidays, that kinda stuff

>>38571862
i would never have sex in public. dont you dare imply that i would its disgusting

>>38571865
use coconut oil

>>38571901
not everything is about looks ykno

>>38571963
just women. beautiful ladies if you want to be a nice guy

>>38571976
>use coconut oil
okay that's enough advice from you
thanks for trying

>>38571976
It's not my fault that I have mental and trust issues after endless rejections and 5 year constant bullying in high-school which has lead me to be a local Chad with great personality and mental problems.

i want a femanon to permanently feminize me

>>38566587
Is pathetic seeing a lot of this betas getting baited by an attention whore who is giving a ton of shitty and useless female advices.
>Be a nice and respectful guy, they look past your exterior.
>Talk to girls and look into her eyes, they aren't scary.
>Stop having "high" standards.
Thx for the Cosmopolitan advices but women aren't like that, the majority of women are sluts more interested in good looking guys with average normie personality. Besides the people of this board lacks of social skills and talking to a person is difficult enough to try it.

>>38571976
>i would never have sex in public. dont you dare imply that i would its disgusting
STUPID ROASTIE YOU WOULD HAVE HIS DICK IN YOUR VAGINA IN FRONT OF A STADIUM CROWD I BET

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>>38571976
>call them beautiful ladies
are you playing double's advocate and taking out your menstrual aggression online? no thanks

>>38571976
>gf, pets, marriage, family, kids, holidays, that kinda stuff
I barely can talk to people, i gave up on getting a gf.

>>38571992
my friend had bad acne scarring and he used coconut oil to clear it up

>>38572060
um okay

>>38572103
fetlife?

>>38572112
you say women are scary and then call me an attention whore? doesnt sound like youre very scared

>>38572134
i wouldn't. youre disgusting

>>38572195
i havent been aggressive at all

>>38572230
adopt a cat then

My ex girlfriend and i are texting right now, and i'm calling her out on the fact that she lied to me about orgasms. She would always pretend to cum at the same time that i cum. and i was always suspicious of that, but didn't want to mention it.

Anyway, now she's saying "women have different levels of cum. i can cum a little when you do, or an intense amount"
What do you say about this?

>>38566587
can i put my penis in your vagina and thrust in and out until i spill out some white liquid?

>>38572250
>adopt a cat then
I have two dogs actually, but substitute human companion with animals seems pretty escapist. I really desire a gf, but it's something impossible for me.

>>38572257
Not the OP femanon, but small and big orgasms for females are real.
Also, someone I like getting off to me gets me off, I assume that's normal for other women too.
i mean, she could be faking it, but it's more likely that she's actually telling the truth.

Good job making sex weird though, enjoy how awkward the next orgasm's gonna be. Oh and the trust issues this is going to slowly create.

>>38569804
>if you never leave the house how will you find a female friend?
I won't, hence why I'll die alone.
You can't force love and I've always been the type to only have guy friends so it was destined to end this way.

>>38566587
Right, I'm in need of actual advice. Last night my GF and I broke up.

>Do you even want this anymore? (me)
>Do you? (her)
>If you aren't happy with us, then there's no reason to keep it going
>Are you happy?
>Well, I'll be honest. You mean a lot to me. It's painful knowing you mean nothing to someone who means everything to you.
>I told you at the beginning feelings an I don't get along. So? Is this it?
>You tell me, it's your decision.
>I think this is it. This will only bring you pain if it goes on.
>I don't care about myself, I don't care about the pain.
>Well I do
>Did I really mean so little to you?
>At the beginning I loved you so much I couldn't stop thinking about you. But then there was just nothing.
>Well, where did I fuck up?
>You didn't I'm just fucked up.
>I know I did, just tell me where
>I DONT FUCKING KNOW. Alright?
>Well, I guess this is it then. Goodbye.
>Goodbye.

I want her back. I really do. It only lasted a little less than 2 months. The first month was perfect, she even said that. But then after that I started being clingy, needy and depressed. I think this is what destroyed us. I don't know why I want to keep this going on. I still love her a lot. She means so fucking much to me. We're still in high school if that means anything.

I've asked others for advice on this. They all tell me to move on, but I don't want that, I want to be back with her, I want to fix this. Please, don't try to convince me to move on. I need advice on how to get her back.

you want real advice you fucking faggots.
>if you like here and you can see her everyday then for a month or so just observe her, you will learn a lot about her little things she does. her friend circle and stuff .
>if she has social media(she will have it no doubt) then look at her posts. what does she post. etc
>then slowly start integrating with her activities which she does so you can kinda meet her outside of a class or any professional place.
>IF you are a NEET, then first try getting her social media.
>if she barely knows you, then start off by just very rarely liking her posts and comment on maybe on 1 post per 10-20 she posts. just random stuff like "haha yeah tell me about it" or strength arm emoji on motivational pics she shares(she will)
>now sometimes she will reply to your comments sometimes she doesn't but it's fucking on now.
>you can't just keep doing this you have to get to next level because you want the pussy right (kidding but you want to comb your fingers through her hair when she's laughing at your joke right? anon) so just private message her now. just say "hey" . now this may go two ways
>one of them is she'll reply hey back and one of them is "hey, why did you PM me?" then

(continue?)

>>38566587

You sound lovely. Want to go for a drink?

>>38572250
Never said women are scary, just quoting one of your responses. Go back to Facebook roastie scum, nobody wants you here.

>>38572544
>scroll through a girl's social media feed
>not becoming completely disgusted and hating her
i think you forgot a step.

>>38572311
no

>>38572371
youre already and escapist if youre trying to avoid talking to girls and asking them out

>>38572442
it doesnt have to be like this!!!

>>38572461
keep bombarding her with messages until she takes you back or let time heal the relationship

>>38572544
badbadbadbadbad

>>38572606
i never said women are scary haha

>>38572609
insensitive and just plain rude

>>38572640
>keep bombarding her with messages until she takes you back or let time heal the relationship

fucking what.

c'mon, please be serious

>>38572640
>it doesnt have to be like this!!!
It would take a miracle or a tragedy to make me a part of society again.

>>38572640
can i put my penis in your vagina please?

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>>38572640
Wahahaahahhahahaha oh my goddddddddd anon! Holy fuck anon! I'm high as FUCK right now holy shit tutti fruition I'm in a fucking high ass condition! I just smoked...WEED! Lemme snake your toilet, come on honey!!