Groping/Fondling thread

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Have any robots thought about sneaking into a college party just to fondle all the drunk women? I'm just so disparate for some level of sex and excitement in my life. What are some ways a robot could get away with groping?

All you'd have to do is just focus on one girl, make sure she gets really drunk, isolate her from the rest of the party and do just a little bit of fondling.
>Pull your penis out and make her look at it.
>Rub your penis on her
>Fondle her tits
>Fondle her pussy
>Fondle her pussy
>Pants her

The key is to make sure no one knows your name at the party. You don't want your face visible either, so wearing a mask like an Obama/Trump mask or just something acceptable would help. Granted you also need to retain your conspicuousness.

The girl also needs to be sufficiently drunk. Groping a nondrunk woman? Unthinkable!

But then again, as long as we're taking about being low key as possible, the ULTIMATE low key would be just trying to soliciting sex honestly.
>go to party
>wear mask for confidence boost, or don't
>talk to as many women as possible
>ALWAYS try to steer convo to sex
>merely suggest the ideal of sex, with you of course
And if that doesn't work, try manipulating them. Peer pressure, heat of the moment, etc. Guilt trips truly would not work.

It's also important that you play politics with women. Deflect all suspicions that you're a groper by basically being a "nice guy" to women. Be "pro woman". Be a feminist. Anchor yourself to a friendly woman to grab other women.

Also take note if it's a crowded place, you might be able to sneak a butt or pussy grab if you're smart enough to step away/not get caught.

Thoughts?