Dick Measuring Thread

>>38566236
Very weak correlations between height and race were found across 15,000 men, so niggers and tall guys are bluffing.

>>38566236
7 and a half inches like on the fucking dot

6 6/8th inches for girth

Also uncut

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>>38566236
measure my dog cock *growls*

>>38566236
5 inches
feels bad

length: 5.25
Girth: 5

I wish it was an inch longer. It's a very disliked and disappointing size to women ;(

>>38566284
Lel I'm pretty much the same

>>38566236
To the bone it's 17 cm (6.6 inches) but girth is 13 cm (5.1 inches) so it kind of sucks

>>38566324
Greetings dick brother

>>38566284
you're literally in the 99% of all men on earth. post pic or bullshit

>>38566346
I just came dude you're gonna have to give me some damn good reason to post hard on other than, "my dick is small so yours can't be bigger"

>>38566236
8.25 x a fraction under 6 inches, I already knew it was massive. I wouldn't mind it being an inch shorter, and a little less fat. I love anal and trying to get girls to do it is hard, I think that my bird wouldn't mind it as much if it didn't hurt as much as it does.

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>bone pressing

Don't fool yourselves dicklets.

>>38566376
8.26in here

1v1 me faggot

>>38566398
That's the only objective way to measure your dick length. Your can't measure from the balls, because that's just skin that you can push back, and how far do we push it back if at all? With the bone, you can't go any farther back. That's literally as big as your dick gets.

>>38566346
>you're literally in the 99% of all men
Uh what

>>38566398
That's the standard method dumbass

>>38566284
>>38566376
>>38566410
probably liars desu. 10 anons ITT and 30% have dicks in the 99th percentile. you can understand why nobody believes you guys.

lenght: 5.9 inches bonepressed
circumfence: 4.7 inches at the shaft, 4.2 inches at the head, upward curve from the glans due to childhood phimosis

uncut.

>>38566424
Im the 7 and half guy if you wamt proof drop a discord or something I'll add when I wake up

>>38566236
What is this, a dick measuring contest?

18x13 cm

feels bad to have a pencil dick

>>38566410
Did you miss the part where I said I wish it was a bit smaller? You may as well have bragged about having the 5 incher that you actually own

>>38566236

7.5 x 6.25 inches here

Posted pics a lot on /r9k/ to prove it too. But every time I do I get called a humble bragger

9x7
Inb4 bitter dicklets BEG for a picture of my cock

>>38566424
The last one was just trying to troll me, I am the 8.25 bone pressed guy, I don't really know how I could prove it, short of posting a picture and I'm not doing that with my fucking webcam

>>38566236
7"x6.5" (bone pressed)

God gave chode super powers, but no gf

im 6.5" no bone press with a 6 inch girth

so probably around 7 inches or so with a bone press

6.5"x5.5" Above average generally, nothing spectacular. No bone press since I have very little fat. At least I get to use it I guess

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TFW dozens of girls on tinder ready to fuck me.
TFW turn them all down because of my four incher.

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>>38566346
yeah, 99% of men have a 7.5 incher

>>38566236

Not saying that those average numbers are a pie, but I have a 14x14cm dick and all the prostitutes I've fucked were unimpressed as fuck by it, to the point of asking me "is it in yet", or making comments such as "well, at least you got the head in" as I was balls deep inside them.

>>38567347
wonder who will take the bait

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>ITT everyone is conveniently above average

You guys are such fucking faggots.

yeah fucking right what the fuck my dick is that big?

>tfw literally in the 99th percentile and it's not even a joke or over-measure, i remeasured and looked really closely to make sure it wasn't fucked up

I have a big dick.

>>38567618
Everyone is above average when pressed to the bone it's not new. Remove like 0.7 inches and you should get their real sizes

>>38567654
No they aren't. These studies were using pressed to the bone method.

>>38567347
>14x14
hahahhahahhaha

>>38567618
that's because the 'average size' is a lie so that men don't give up on women and fall into depression because in reality their dick is small

>>38567813
no it isn't. these studies were done with literal scientists measuring peoples dicks. there isn't anything to lie about you fucking retard.

>>38566236
17 cm length, 12.5 cm girth

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>>38566236
4 inch length
just over 4 inch circumference

>>38566458
try 18*11

i guess 17cm length, 14cm circumference. feels pretty good.

>>38568007
also am 5'10 in the morning, 5'9 at night

everyone post your heights so we can see if height matters

>>38567983

Kek. Stabbing her right into her cervix with each stroke.

>>38566236
I don't like bone pressed because I get an 8 inch length measurement, which is retarded. I don't use a ruler I use that body tape measure thing.

>>38566424
I'd post a picture of my Chad dick, but that's fucking gay.

7" length
5" circumference.

But I'm like 6'3" and 190lbs so it looks small on me

>>38566236
7 inches length

5 inches girth

cut

>>38569400
hey I'm this guy
>>38569451
But I'm a manlet so it looks massive on me heh

>>38566236
6 and 6
I know I'm supposed to be adequate but it does not look adequate to me

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>5.2 x 5.5
It's short but thick.

>>38567935
Kill yourself you faggot scum

7 inchers don't have any reason to NOT post ITT so that's why the numbers for these threads always seem way too high. That and most 7 inchers are probably 6.75''s and just round up because who really gives a shit? There are probably scores of 5-6''s that just don't post because they don't enjoy the humiliation of outing themselves as actually average on the internet.

t. 7x5.25'' ; ^ )

>>38567813
Or could it just be the average size? Men tend to exaggerate their size when they measure themselves

>>38569489
Yea, it'd look like a pretty decent cock on any other frame. Just looks so weird next to my tree log thighs.

At least I'm /fit/

Never measured it before. 4 long, but I'm also incredibly slim in general, so 4 circumference too

Do I just give up hoping to please a woman at this point?

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>>38569604
>He thinks that being /fit/ matters

2 inches length, 25 inch circumference

i wish i had a huge cock. my 5.5" dick looks even smaller since im 6'3 and fell for the squat meme

going to stop training legs so they atrophy

being a big cock manlet would be better tbqh

>>38569606
Yeah. That's too small. I'm 7 inches and I feel to small. 4 inches means you have no hope

>>38569664
>I'm 7 inches and I feel to small

I would quite literally kill in order to get close to your size

>>38569604
oh boy how do women straddle you lad

>>38569624
twink

>ITT people with average dicks telling people they have a 7 inch bbc

>>38569664
>>38569708
7 inches doesn't even feel like it's that big, maybe it's because we're used to it?

With that said I'd probably become a monk if my cock was that small.

>>38569749
Real talk, is 4 inches really that embarrassing and below the norm? I assumed everyone was joking about their 7 inchers and 5+ girth. Because 4 honestly looks okay on my frame

>>38566398
People who think bone pressing is cheating are the fat asses who have a thick layer of chub behind their cock.

>>38569576
Does my small dick make you feel insecure anon?

>>38569624
It doesn't. Doesn't mean I can't enjoy feeling my own abs as I lay in bed alone.
>>38569729
Most prefer I'm on top and using my size to "take them." I've only ever had one girl who wanted to be on top and she was really into femdom (light femdom, like orgasm control, light bondage, etc) and she was the single greatest fuck I've ever had. Ended up breaking my bed frame as I ripped free of the rope and fucked her like a dog in heat
>good times

16cm long which is like 6.3". I'm pretty comfortable with it.

>>38569604
>At least I'm /fit/
at least my dick is big and i don't have to compensate

I'm about 7.5 x 5, feels like a pencil in my hands. Do I have any hope to please a woman?

>>38569805
I think it's cheating.

>tfw chubby, but 7 inches long dick
>do bone press
>8 inches

That extra inch doesn't even matter. Why bone press and include it?

not rounding up or exaggerating:
length: 6.25"
girth: 5.25"

i-is... that big?

>>38570268
cheating? as opposed to what you fucking idiot? where else would you measure? That's the only way to measure how long your dick is.

>>38570268
>implying

9 inches here and even I'm gonna call bullshit on everyone claiming 7 and up

Are your egos really this fragile you gotta lie anonymously?

>>38570268
HAHAHAHAA YOU FAT FUCK

>>38567935
Feminine penis detected

>>38569794
You must be short or baiting

>>38570352
not really, I'm a bit too masculine but some anons have told me its qt in the past

>>38567935
>animeposter
>4 inch
checks out

>>38570365
Not really, 5'11. It sits straight up against me though, and I'm really narrow so it just flatters more than it should.

>>38570510
I'm sorry guy, life must be shitty.

>>38570510
ahahaahahhahahaha

4.5 inch long 5 thick. Flaccid atm, but I can't bother to jerk off just to masure it atm...

if you have a 4 incher when it's hard, what the hell does it look like when it's flaccid? it must be like a button.

>>38569649

I would do resistance training for the legs (low weight/body weight squats for several reps). Squats are very good for sexual endurance.

>>38569794

4 inches for erect length is a fucking joke. You would have to be a little twink gay boy for it not to look like a baby dick.

>tfw 9x6
>tfw no one will believe me

>>38570748
Sure they will, but you don't want to do the obvious.

>>38570529
It is after this thread.

22cm x 16.5cm

I am the king of cock rock

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i thought for the longest time i had a 5 inch penis, turns out it's slightly over 6

today's a good day

>tfw 5 x 4
>tfw everyone else ITT is above 6 inches and drowns in stacy pussy
Kill me lads

>>38570878
i wish that were true

want to touch willies? might make you feel better

>it's another "everyone squishes ten pounds of pubic fat at the very base for their girth measurement" episode

>>38570477
What's that supposed to mean anon? Are you telling me that all anime posters have qt small dicks?

>no pics
shit thread whats the point of a dick thread with no dicks?

>>38570945
i'd post mine b-but i don't want it spread around and haunting me later

>>38570945
Because I don't want guys laughing at me and sarcastically calling my penis 'feminine' just because it's shorter and slimmer than theirs.

>>38570923
tfw when girthiest part is in the middle

on a side note, if you're 5in in girth and uncut don't get trojan ultra thins. Those hurt like a mother fucker when putting them on.

>>38570800
>>38570805
bannable tho m8s

we smolbois need to get together and slap our willies together in cute clothes

it's not gay if we're all girls

>>38571023
phone post m8. I believe ip addresses switch around when you switch to airplane mode and back. Dumbass mods never stop me, kek.

>>38570960
having anons save it is the best part, knowing that someone out there is fapping to you is wonderful

>>38570998
I'm not even a trap and I like it when people call mine feminine, getting so much attention from thirsty anons is fun

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>>38566236
>6.3 inches long
>looks absolutely tiny to me despite supposedly being above average

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>>38570510
>5'11
no wonder it looks so big

>>38571023
No ones enforcing that it's just meant to keep attention whoring threads from popping up, inside of an already started thread it would be fine, now post it

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>>38571069
nobody would fap to me, believe me

it would purely be saved for comedic purposes

>>38571069
You raise a good point, might as well put it to good use somehow. I could make some of those 'subtle bulge' trap photos.

>>38571105
>nobody would fap to me
I'm sure it's qt anon, now post

>>38571053
that's a lot of work, post your email you want to see a cock that bad m8

>>38571039
/smolbois/ coalition fucking when? Combined we are huge.

>>38571141
getting blasted with random dick pics isn't the same anon, it has to be posted here so we can all comment on it together

>>38571139
i doubt you're into fatties

>>38571039
I'm not a trap or feminine but I want to frot and rub dicks with another small dicked robot

10cm uncut

>>38571154
/smolboitrain/

>>38571178
I'm just into small ones anon now stop being difficult and post

>>38571023
pls post it anyways

>>38571141
no thanks, I'm just suggesting obvious answers. I'm too busy playing with mine to be concerned about others.

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>length
5.5 inches
>circumference
6.2 inches

Feels good having freakish girth. Condoms get uncomfortable and sometimes painfully tight though

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>>38571200
b-but i'm shy, baka

>tfw massive dick
>tfw don't bother posting because of insecure 'probably a liar' fags.
>tfw they're probably not even wrong in most cases

What the fuck is the point of this thread, it proves nothing.
I could understand if you were posting your dicks

>>38571256
no need to be shy anon, I just want to tell you how qt it is

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8"x6.2"

I'm ok with it.

>>38571283
>it's another "anon thinks 6 inches is massive" episode

>>38571300
how do i know you're not baiting me to laugh at me?

I know how people work, I'll trust anyone ever again, so there. Get someone with balls to post peepees.

post your big cocks so i can fap to them you fucking faggots

>>38566368
Not the guy who you replied to but my dick is pretty big, a little longer than yours but not as thick, And I'd like to see a dick as long as mine but thick af

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make i take a moment to put this in perspective?

we're all so lonely we're trying to get each other post penises because we're SO GOD DAMN LONELY and prison gay

here's something to hold you homos over until someone gets the balls to post

>>38571283
There's no winning.
Even if you post it there's always going to be someone saying "Your dick looks fugly" or "Holy fuck, shave your dick, faggot" or "Look at that dry, cut cock" or "You're still a nigger" if you happen to be black.
>>38571390
Plenty of dicks on >>>/soc/

Not joking but 7 inches if bone pressed

6.1ish if I measure normally

a tiny bit over 8 inches and like 5.8 around
also 6'1 and 160 lbs

>>38571557
oh bonepressed it's 8.5-9

>>38571385
I'm bating to bate to you anon

>>38571443
Who says we're all prison gay anon? Some of us are outright gay or bi. And I enjoy being a degenerate and egging cute robots on.

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>>38571582
well..

stop it

>>38571614
i'm not sure if I am or not, never been able to explore my sexuality and find out

>>38571834
You seem to enjoy attention from guys anon, you'll get even more if you post your little dick

>>38571866
pointing and laughing isn't the kind of attention i want

>tfw 7 inches long but 4 inches in circumference

kinda weird, it looks fine in pics but I'm kind of self-conscious about it being too thin

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>>38571535

alright then since no one else is gonna post

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>>38571946
he did it, the mad man

i'd slap willies with you

>>38571909
no one will laugh. just post ur qt dick

5.5in long
4.5in thick
No idea if this is good or bad, I've never had a woman.

>>38570337
Yeah, 11 incher here, I don't get why people lie on 4chan

>>38571946
Measuring from the side is a meme, m8. Place the ruler so it forms a line from the midpoint of your glans to the midpoint of the base

>>38571946
>measuring above his dick at an angle to get an extra .5"

fuck off faggot

>>38571909
I won't laugh anon and even if someone else does you'll still get attention, maybe you'll even like it

>>38572051
it's bad

oregano

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>tfw nobody asks you for a pic

Well now I'm certainly not posting one

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4? This is very unsettling.

OREEEEEEEEEGINAL

>>38572203
>>38572136

here come the jelly dicklets now

don't you fellows have some jelqing to be doing?

>another dick thread
Any Anons doing foreskin restoration?

>>38572251
but we're literally looking at your dick and can see it isn't 7" you fucking retard.

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>>38572234
see
>>38570945

that means you, killer

>6.5 inch length
>5.5-ish circumference

Pretty happy with myself. I don't really know if I'd want a bigger penis. Having like 8 or more inches seems like more trouble than it's worth

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>>38572227
Good thing I gave up on life a long time ago

>>38572234
Which one are you anon, most people here are just interested in small qts

Why is there so many above average posters? It is because they might be inclined post just to say they are above average or I am being memed on?

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>>38572271

look now hes getting mad cos he has a small dick

everyone point and laugh

>>38567618
I think it's just that the people who tend to be more open about their dick length are people that have sizable penises. Obviously there are men that lie but, there are definitely hung men that love spreading the fact that they have a massive penis around.

>>38572320
Notice that none of those above average posters are posting pics anon, it's all just memes unless proven otherwise

>>38572251
I'm the same length as that pic, just keeping measuring practices standard. If you can argue that measuring the correct way isn't the only way to get the true length, be my guest, otherwise it's still obvious self-flattery

18.5 cm long. 14.5cm girth. thats above average?

>>38572344

sure sure, lets see then

Where's that soft long haired anon with the big dick? He used to always post in these kind of threads.

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>>38572318
Oh, okay.

I wouldn't say I'm small but I don't think I'm big >>38571932

>>38572365
Why not just repost with the ruler where it should be instead of deflecting?

>>38572406

I'll give you one guess originally

>>38572399
Despite /r9k/ memes and obsession with dicks average is around the 5 inch mark, 7 is big, most people want smallbois but go ahead and post it for us so we can see if its cute

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>>38572320

>>38570862
here

i measured again, I'm actually BELOW 6 inches

>>38572490
Show us how you measured it anon

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>>38572450
Alright but it's really not, neither am I

>>38572549
That's pretty nice anon
>2017-07-03
Give us a newer one a better angle

Just measured, 5.7x5.7. If I was just a bit bigger both ways... fuck

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Here's a fleshlight webm
Now stop complaining that there aren't enough dicks

>>38572548
originally like this:
>>38571946

papa pia mama mia originalolo

Solid 6 length
Solid 5 circumference.

>>38572584
I would but I can't really get hard right now, or well I could but it would take way too much effort, I ended up jerking off way too many times yesterday

like six times, I have a really high libido

>>38572683
flaccid is okay too anon

>>38572711
My dick isn't attractive when soft though

>>38572646
>Now stop complaining that there aren't enough dicks
There's never enough dicks anon, and you didn't even show us any cum

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Do I have a nice cock?

Hate being a dicklet desu.

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Just measured
>18 cm length
>14.5 cm circumference

On a good day when I've been particularly aroused I've measured 19x15, but that's a rarity.

>>38573206
>it's because your blood, eat healthy things and do kegels exercise if u want a nice boner everytime!
I know. I'm not fat, but I'm out of shape. I need to get my shit together and do cardio, but... you know...

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>>38566236
I'm exactly 4.9" long and 4.9" around (measured in cm

is this good or bad

>>38573456

Consider it this way: 70% of the people in this thread have almost double that.

>>38573672
70% of people haven't posted a pic

>>38573672
That would mean 70% of people in this thread had 10 inch penises

Length: 7'9''
Girth: 5'2''

I never get full erections, its always sort of floppy ;_;
This was measured on a floppy erection. I wonder what the numbers would be with a penis pump.

ITT: Dicklets measuring their dicks as if the dick length that is hidden behind a layer of fat actually counts

No wonder women have a distorted perception of dick length with all your mental gymnastics

>>38573922
>he thinks this thread is for women

>>38573922
This, bone pressing fags are delusional.

>>38566236

Last time I checked it was like 5.6" long and something under 5" round

Not like I give a shit, I'll never use it

>>38573922
>bone pressed is not right
Jump from a building, brianlet.

>Length
7.25
>Girth
5.5

So what's up with robots having 7-8 inch dicks? Is it the low iq?

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>6.5 soft
>7.5 hard
Isn't so bad but wish I wasn't cut

>>38574255
>>6.5 soft
what the fuck
I'm only 4.5 hard and you are 6.5 soft
what

>>38566236
20cm length
14.5cm grith

PENCIL DICK MASTERRACE

6.75"x5"

5'9" 150lb skinnyfat

i've had sex with 10 girls, none of them complained, I'm pretty confindent in my dick game

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>>38574311
>14.5cm grith
>
>PENCIL DICK MASTERRACE
meanwhile my girth is only 11 cm, and my lenght is 10 cm..........

>>38574298
it means that he's a shower and not grower.

>>38574361
dude, this is great, you have a HAMMER DICK you can punch the fucking G-spot easily

>>38574385
the fuck is a hammer dick
by girth I meant circumference obviously

>>38574175
When you find out you have a big dick (7+ inches), you sort of start getting obsessed with size. It's a huge confidence boost, it makes you want to compare with others, you immediately get drawn into anything penis size related and it makes you want to brag about your size. Its a huge turn on when somebody admires your penis, even if its another guy. I had it happen twice in my life. Two boys saw it hard, removed my undies, and admired it while i was pretending to be asleep. Another boy was admiring it through the pants. It was awkward but kind of awesome and hot. On the other side of the spectrum, you have average sized anons who want to experience this themselves, get admired for it, etc, so they're hoping to get a glimpse of that experience themselves online.

>>38574422
your grith is bigger than length, that's perfect if you find yourself a virgin

>>38566236
Length: 7.5"
Girth: ~6"

>>38574517
but my girth is way below average, and the guy complaining about his pencil dick has a lot thicker dick

L: 8" (no side measurement)
G: 5"

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>>38574513
Different Anon. To add to this,
Getting your dick worshiped in person really is nice. It sort of loses meaning here when you've heard a guy say: "I will literally pay you to facefuck me again, holy shit you could kill someone with your dick" or hearing a girl say "You shot everywhere, what the fuck, you even hit the wall behind you"

>>38566236
Reporting with 6.5" long and 5.5" around.

I'm 5x4, but I'm fat so when I measure underneath the fat I'm 5.75. I just need to lose weight, r-right guys?...