Mine is telling a wife her husband was cheating on her. Her's the story.
>be me 4 years ago, 24 at the time
>at a bar alone when a dude comes up to me and offers to buy me a drink; accept because yay free alcohol
>he starts chatting with me and something feels off about it but I can't place what
>take note of his wedding ring, assume he's just trying to make friends
>starts blatantly flirting with me
>oh
>oh no
>decide then and there to go along with while i form a plan in the back of my head
>agree to go back to his hotel, reluctantly start making out with him solely so I can get him in it far enough to give me a chance to grab his phone
>he has to go to the bathroom, it's my perfect fucking chance
>snatch his cell phone and make a break for it, tell him I'm going to go get some snacks to eat before we "start"
>go through the numbers on his phone one by one, first 4 times are not his wife
>5th time's a charm
>"Hello?"
>"Hi there, is this CheaterMcCheatyPants' wife?"
>"Yes, who's calling?"
>"Hi, my name is Anon and I'm calling just to let you know that your husband is a cheating piece of shit who tried to get me in bed with him. I saw his wedding ring and just wanted to let you know that he was doing this. I had to go along with it long enough to get his cell phone so I do apologize for that, but I couldn't just participate in the cheating or just walk away."
>"Wait...are you fucking serious?"
>"I'm sorry. I am. This is his phone. He went to the bathroom and I took it and ran outside the hotel. I'm going to give it back to him and then leave. I'm sorry you had to find out this way but I think it's better that you know. If you need to talk to me or get more info, my number's _______. I gotta go now, I'll take a photo of him for proof. I'm sorry."
She called me later and I sent her the photo. She ended up divorcing his ass and sending me a 500 dollar check thanking me for telling her.
WOOF
WOOF WOOF
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>>38566032
Remove that fedora from that doggo or I'll cast a spell on you that will make you a virgin for life.
>>38566032
Quit shillingm. Nobody will use your shitty forced unoriginal meme
>>38566032
He he cute dog and good meme
>>38565955
Why do people go to bars alone? I don't understand why you'd go to meet people there. You're pretty much guaranteed to only meet dumbasses and people looking for affairs.