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I fell for the "throw a house party" meme 2017-07-23 10:26:15 Post No.
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>senior year in high school
>typical loser, no real friends, virgin, spend his weekends in front of a screen
>parents gone for two weeks
>casual buddy suggests to throw a party
>"It will be make you popular and the host ALWAYS gets laid"
>"A-Alright"
>the guy invites the whole fucking school to my house, facebook event with almost 200 people invited
>"It will all be good man"
>friday night comes
>actually pretty excited, this will be my night
>already spend like 100 dollars on food and alcohol
>9pm first people arrive, it's all good
>around 15 people in my house, I'm actually having fun, listenting to music etc.
>10pm
>think it's pretty much over now and most people just decided not to go to my party
>suddenly a group of another 15 people arrive
>and another
>this goes on and at 11pm there are around 70 people in my house and garden
>people sitting and spilling stuff everywhere but at least nothings broken yet
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>by midnight there are at least 100 people at the party
>people begin going upstairs, downstairs, they're in all rooms I haven't locked
>people playing beer pong inside, eating stuff from my fridge, looking at my things
>basically run around with paper towels all the time and clean after things
>maybe have like one conversation in 3 hours because I'm always in a hurry
>1am and the party is at its height, roughly 120 people here right now
>house is packed, people dancing in my fucking living room
>I've totally lost control
>too drunk to do anything about it really
>too upset to enjoy the moment
>run around the house and look after things until 4am when the last people go home
>decide to just go to bed
>wake up
>no ones there
>realize how fucking dirty my house is right now
>cups and bottles everywhere, floors and carpets spilled with shit, table and chairs broken, multiple things missing
>fuckfuckfuck
>clean up for 6 hours and the house looks somewhat ok now, still alot of shit is broken
>parents gonna kill me
>didn't talk with anyone
>didn't get laid
>still a loser but with 100 dollars less and a broken house
Don't throw a house party, anon. You will the same loser as before but your house will be trash and you'll have the disgusting feeling of people using you.
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>>38564940
You're supposed to pregame before your own party anon
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>>38564940
reminds me of an episode of meme and jewy
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>>38564951
Why? So I'm more wasted and the house gets trashed even more?
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Your house will never be the same after a house party.
Your mistake was not being the wild and crazy host.
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>>38564996
Did you throw one?
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